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General => Forum Games => Topic started by: Drwalrustein on January 14, 2015, 11:58:35 PM
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You continue the never ending story of bob you can kill him or revive him and continue the story.
Let me start Bob gets out of the city.
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Bob goes to McDonald's.
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Ronald McDonald is trying to kill bob
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Bob gets mugged and killed by RMD. Then a bystander comes along and uses a reviving potion on him.
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Bob goes to a cave
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Where he finds a slumbering bear.
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Bob dies of a heart attack by seeing the bear in front of him. The bear kills him again, reviving him.
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Bob has a bad case of the runs.
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Bob RUNS away from his disease *ba dum tchhh*
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Bob goes home to rest to recover from his illness.
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His illness follows him. In desperation, Bob gives it a room in the attic.
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Bob's girlfriend arrives and is not happy about that.
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Because she wanted the room for Timmy.
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Timmy sleeps in the room anyway, catching a disease.
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in a net.
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And throwing it in the wastebasket, where there happens to be a wasket.
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A wascally wasket.
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Bob hears the wascally wasket in the middle of the night and gets up to check it out.
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The wascally wasket tells him to beware of the teddy bears.
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It turns out, one of the teddy bears is Freddy Frasbear! The wasket was right!
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bob doesn't know what to do so he runs! Downstairs!
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Then he runs out of his house.
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Across the street.
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Where he is almost hit by a bus!
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then he finds a portal to a different dimension on the bus.
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The dimension travels to the show, Bob's Burgers!
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Then bob kills bob and goes out of the portal and into the woods
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Bob goes to see Tammy (Timmy's sister).
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Tammy tells you about how she's in the woods looking for Timmy.
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Lassie leads Tammy and Bob to Timmy. Unfortunately, Timmy is in the well.
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Luckily, they have obtained a portal device.
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and a companion cube.
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Then they smash the portal device, because they have found a rope that they can use to rescue Timmy!
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If only it wasn't two feet too short.
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Timmy finds his Ipod in his pocket, and plays the song "Levitate" By Hadouken. Then he levitates just enough to reach the rope.
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They use the windlass at the top of the well to pull Timmy up.
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Timmy, Tammy, Bob, and Lassie return home to talk to the Wascally Wasket and Freddy Fazbear.
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They say that they are at the house on a mission.
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Then they assign the group a mission.
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To stop the evil Doctor Fensterbender, inventor of the rubber window.
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The group goes to Doctor Fensterbender's lab
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Where they find him sitting in front of his TV, watching a cheesy soap opera and eating Ramen Noodles. (Yes, this is what mad scientists do in their spare time.)
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Then Fenster send out his rubber robots.
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Luckily, they can throw the robots out of the window and have them melt in the sun. (Yes, melting in winter.)
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The robots bounce back off the rubber windows.
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Oh noes! Robo windoes! (RHYMING WITH PERFECT THYMING)
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Bob, Timmy, Tammy, and Lassie have an epic fight with the robots.
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Then it shows EPIC-SLO-MO-DESTRUCTION!
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Dr Fenster is afraid and self destructs his lab.
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Then doofenshmirtz comes in and says "That's why you should ALWAYS add a self destruct button!"
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Dr Fenster then goes to an escape pod.
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"NOOOOO!"
They go back to the house to see what they should do next.
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Then Freddy sends them to the oracle to tell what bob has to do next.
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Bob has to watch the nyan cat 10 hours reaction video.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZZ7oFKsKzY
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After TEN WHOLE HOURS, the computer screen's glass falls out. Behind it, is a golden bracelet. Bob puts it on.
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It unleashes the power of DESU!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VarUQGMxXP4
With the power of Desilu, they are unstoppable!
The Paramount thing is just a bonus.
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Then they go and kill some more random rubber robots that were terrorizing the city.
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Then the Chicken man came with his chicken army to destroy the city. Bob is making lots of enemies.
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However, they managed to pen the chickens up and have a good source of eggs.
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Then they combine the eggs with some bacon that Bob had no fricken' idea what to do with.
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They then invite the Chicken Man to breakfast.
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Chicken man orders seeds and Bob orders eggs.
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The chicken man notices the eggs and takes offense.
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Almost as offended as he would be if someone gave him the thumbs up (THE CHICKEN MAN IS FROM IRAN, THAT'S WHY.)
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The chicken man then forms a alliance with Dr fenster.
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Then they call their alliance "Chickens: Deadly Alliance" as a parody of "MK: Deadly Alliance
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So Bob and his party ran out of the city watching the screams of terror and pain of the city dying under the alliance.
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The city is now DED.
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Why they would name it "Ded" is beyhond comprehension, so Bob and friends rename it "Stanley".
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Bobby Miller and Bobby Brown come in and say they should name it "Stanford".
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So they go back to the house to train an army.
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After 9001 months of training, the army is trained.
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His army was philoso raptors
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/085/283/philosoraptor.jpg)
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With Machettes and AR-15s
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After 9001 months the world was conquered by the alliance and the philosoraptors attacked everywhere.
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Philisoraptors are Velociraptors that think alot.
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Then the Earth is freed and Chicken man and Dr Fenster goes to a galaxy far far away.
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And he meets his father.
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So Bob unites all the worlds countries to form an empire.
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He then immediately tries to build a death star.
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Then he makes the UAC and establishes a base on mars and his moons.
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Then HELL ON EARTH: DOOM II
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Bob then goes to the flemoids dimension.
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Where he meets the great oracle, who has been trapped for thousands of years, and needs help to escape and restore the great republic of Ooze, the peaceful land that existed before the coming of the flemoids.
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"The Republic of Ooze was made by the old Flemoids but then conquered by Lord Snotfulus and made the new Flemoid dynasty."- The Oracle
This is a quote. So Bob send his army of Philosoraptors to attack the Flemoids.
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The philosoraptors think about how best to DESTROI the flemoids.
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The then talk about their boring Philosophy and the Flemoids fell to an eternal sleep.
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They then CILL the flemoids in their sleep.
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They established the republic of ooze.
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Then they find the republicAN of ooze
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The Republican of Ooze give tax cuts to the rich and leaves all the poor people to starve, then collects his kickback from the rich.
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Bob successfully opens a portal which allows Dr Fenster and ChickenMan to come back.
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Then people get freaked out and faint.
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That is the end people I am going to make a admin to lock this topic everybody..... not! Bob sends his army of Philosoraptors.
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And they start reading philosophy books.
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They got destroyed by the rubber robots and the chickens.
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And then the VELOCiraptors come in. And they
wreak havoc try to revive the philosoraptors.
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And then the Toronto Raptors show up.
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And they play sports!
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Then they do a match with The Chicken Man's team the Kentucky Chickens.
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Then Dr. Fenster goes to visit his family in Ohio.
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Then the chicken man is angry.
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The chicken man is served in an 18 piece bucket.
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The Velociraptors, lead by me in my raptor form, eat the chicken man. The Philosoraptors then contemplate this.
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Darkstone you are to led bob through a story not yourself.
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Darkstone stops to consider this.
While lost in thought, he is eaten by a carniverous elephant.
Meanwhile, Bob decides to start a new adventure in Siberia.
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He's in the middle of a snowstorm, when suddenly he comes upon a hut.
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Where there's a sandstorm!
What song is this?
Darude - Sandstorm
Everybody knows that joke by now...
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Which contains agent smith.
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And agent smith comes in all like "I'M AN AGENT." because I have no idea what or who he is.
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Agent Smith is from Matrix the movie. Agent Smith then puts his hand into a flemoid and clones the flemoid into himself.
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Agent Smith then gets a zorcher and says "DIE" and zorches the flemoid.
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Agent Smith takes a Hugo Award and tries to weave it into a blanket.
That's right.
Agent Smith is Hugo weaving.
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*slow clap*
Bob asks Agent Smith how he was able to survive the snowstorm.
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Agent Smith replies "Reasons. That is all."
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Agent Smith hit Bob on the head with his Hugo award, knocking Bob out.
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Bob dies. I revive him.
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Bob awakens in a bed.
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In the hospital.
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The nurse forgets to bring him his juice.
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He angrily kicks the nurse, gets up and goes to find the doctor.
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The nurse takes his bed because she was injured.
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He kills the nurse.
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The Doctor says he is in a coma for three weeks which explains his crazy adventure.
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He later finds out he's a wizard, and he is already over 17, so he can perform magic.
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He apparates to...
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New Jersey
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In New Jersey, he finds a jersey that says "i dont give a krap" and buys it. He hates the jersey, and it's much too big, so he throws it in the trash and then asks for a refund.
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Then killer pineapples burst into the shop.
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Then Bob PWNs the killer pineapples.
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The shop gives him a refund AND a free jersey in his size for saving them from the killer pineapples.
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Bob now has a jersey that says "i dont give a krap".
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Bob fails to give Chris Christie a bribe and ends up in jail.
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He tries to sneak in a pickaxe.
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Then he was moved to alcatraz.
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They throw the pickaxe in a vat of radioactive lava. Bob feels it and screams.
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He has a Corsican brother type relationship with his pickaxe.
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He records a song called "Pickaxes".
(http://i.imgur.com/vnDfhw1.png)
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It becomes the #1 single.
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In the entire universe.
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Except West Palm Beach.
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Where it's the #2 single.
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... and the number 1 double.
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...and the number 1 song is a song called "Swords."
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A song about Shovels.
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Bob uses all the money from his single to pay his bail.
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His overpriced lawyer, Christian Bail. (no relation)
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Because he needed to sue a guy who destroyed his pickaxe.
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Who was the Warden of Alcatraz.
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And when he sues the warden, he makes even more money, because that warden was so rich off of stealing money from prisoners.
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While the warden is in court, the prisoners escape and plot to steal the money off Bob.
They mostly plan to double-cross each other.
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But they fail because Bob uses his AWSOME NINJA SKILLZ to kill them before they can steal his money.
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Then the bird man of Alcatraz invites Bob over for lunch.
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They eat sandwiches.
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And they're roast beef, and the plate keeps refilling itself, so Bob realizes it was a good decision.
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So he leaves.
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And dies. But then he uses the ashes to revive himself, so he's OK.
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Until he gets swine flu.
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He's put in the ICU.
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Then he realizes that "ICU" is almost the same as "ICUP." So he asks a random person to say "ICU" with a "P" at the end.
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The nurse tells him he is full of baloney. She is wearing an adult diaper.
She then informs Bob that he is under constant surveillance.
"Why am I under surveillance?" asks Bob.
"Because it's the Peekaboo ICU." says the nurse.
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Then he says "I can't be full of baloney! I'm famished!"
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Then he falls asleep and dreams about waking up.
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In his dream about waking up, he feels better and leaves the hospital.
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Then he climbs a 16 story building, and starts to fall off. Right before he hits the ground, he wakes up. He then says "Well, that was cliche."
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Not to be confused with Irish vaudville star Clea O'Shay.
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Then he falls asleep again and sleepwalks.
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He sleepwalks into the elevator, then goes to the top floor.
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And jumps.
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He lands in an awning on a first floor window.
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This obviously wakes him up.
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But then he says "Wait, am I about to fall? Oh sh-"
He falls.
An innocent bystander revives him.
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And a letter writing campaign revives "Leroy Jenkins, Space Ranger". 13 more episodes are written.
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And aired and watched.
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Josie Whedon wins numerous awards as a TV producer.
She also wins several music awards with her band, The Pussycats.
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Bob has been in the hospital the whole time, watching the show. I think he's all recovered by now.
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So he leaves and walks over to the CQFF, where he posts in this topic disguised as "The Cool Man."
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Wait, awesomedude can read my mind! What?
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DUDE WHAT
That's legitimately creepy
Meanwhile, the actual Cool Man catches him at his house. (How else did he login to his account? :P )
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Because The Cool Man, just like Awesomedude, always leaves himself logged in to the CQFF on his computer, because he's too lazy to type in his Username and Password EVERY SINGLE TIME HE LOGS IN.
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Then the Kool-Aid man crashes through the wall.
"OH YEAH!"
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Then Soos's keyboard from Gravity Falls plays the sound "YEH-YUH!"
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Bob drinks the Kool-Aid out of the Kool-Aid Man.
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"YEH-YUH!"
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Bob then decides to use The Cool Man's account to necropost a forum game. >:D
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While Bob is being evil, he is caught red handed by The Cool Man. Awesomedude then sues The Cool Man for having a name similar to his, and watchmojo includes it in a "Top 10 Most Ridiculous Lawsuits" video.
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Darkstone comes in. She stands there and looks over the scene, but decides not to do anything, except slime Bob.
Bob is now slimed.
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Bob is so slimey, he is mistaken for Ted Cruz.
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And then the Flemoids mistake him for one of their own and take him to the Flemoid Dimension.
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Bob is questioned by the leader of the flemoids, a guy named Paul.
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Then Moe realizes it was a mistake and sends Bob back to his own world.
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Bob always hated Venus.
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Bob then makes a large grin and flies back to earth.
(http://i.imgur.com/GhECPK4.png)
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Unfortunately, Bob forgets how to land, and impacts the ground at hypersonic speed. Lucky for him, his character shield is in working order.
Bob wakes up four hours later at the bottom of of a 60 foot deep crater.
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Then, he gets killed by a bunch of mutant ants.