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Title: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: 75 on March 24, 2009, 11:18:48 PM
This is an endless cheat game, one of my all time favorite kinds of games!  ;D

***I know there is no bonus level in CQ3, that's the point. The next poster continues the cheat where the last one left off.

I'll start!


First you must enter E1M2 and shoot EVERY chex logo on every box with the mini zorcher. One of the boxes will fall open, revealing....

Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Atariangamer on March 25, 2009, 12:08:02 AM
A computer area map! It will reveal a hidden switch on the far side of the big room that when you hit it, you...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on March 25, 2009, 12:11:54 AM
must jump up and down in circles for precisely 42 seconds, then...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Atariangamer on March 25, 2009, 12:12:27 AM
the floor then falls out and you crawl through a secret tunnel and skip to E1M4, where you must hit the lockers in this pattern:
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on March 25, 2009, 12:16:33 AM
5,2,6,3,1,3  After hitting the pattern, suddenly the disembodied head of Colonel Sanders appears.  You must zorch him directly in both eyes, then you must...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Atariangamer on March 25, 2009, 12:21:33 AM
type "Col. Sanders was happy soul."

Suddenly, the final boss will step through the roof and kick you all the way to E2M1. There, you must...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: 75 on March 25, 2009, 12:27:34 AM
Find the internet cafe. Download ZDL and CQ: A new mission on one of their computers in the game

Launch the game and go into the shop in A new mission and buy 10,000 dead AA batteries, this will allow you to carry one extra mini zorch shot

this will allow you to....
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Flurb on March 25, 2009, 12:32:46 AM
...destroy that last flemoid you didn't have enough ammo for and get to the elevator. You must then go up and down the elevator 99 times.

After the 99th time you should see...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Atariangamer on March 25, 2009, 12:34:57 AM
A ghost light hovering at the end of the street. It leads you to the...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on March 25, 2009, 12:37:37 AM
Outhouse-Ko.  There you meet the Outhouse-Ko and she challenges you to the game of the RicketyOlfGhostAlwaysWinsGame,  You must used the cheat "YOUJUSTGOTOWNED" to win, then...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: 75 on March 25, 2009, 12:44:44 AM
you must go up to the nearest garbage can and kick it seven times. the first six times, only garbage will come out.

On the seventh kick....
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Flurb on March 25, 2009, 12:49:12 AM
...a super flemoid comes out! then you have to...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Super Searcher on March 25, 2009, 12:56:35 AM
Toss water on it, the water will wash away the slime and reveal...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: xbolt on March 25, 2009, 01:54:42 AM
Papa Murphy, wielding a pizza slicer! You must...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: matthias720 on March 25, 2009, 10:15:16 AM
Get him a pizza.  That being done, you get kicked BACK to E1M1 where you...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Super Searcher on March 25, 2009, 01:30:34 PM
Run all the way through, without firing ONCE when you get to the end....
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: 75 on March 25, 2009, 02:15:05 PM
you will flip the swich and find yourself stuck in the outer wall of the first room of E1M3 of Ultimate doom. You have only a roll of double-sided tape in your inventory. to get out of the wall you must...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Flurb on March 25, 2009, 02:19:19 PM
...type in the cheat code "ghosty". This will allow you to walk through any object for 12 seconds. If you get through the wall the moment you use the cheat, this will leave you with 12 seconds to...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Manny Cav on March 25, 2009, 02:25:37 PM
...type Colonel Sander's real first name. If you do,...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: ChexCommander on March 25, 2009, 08:54:40 PM
You will get the 12 Secret Herbs and Spices allowing you to...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 25, 2009, 10:13:50 PM
...head into the diner and create EPIC SOUP. After drinking the EPIC SOUP, you must...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: arch129 on March 26, 2009, 12:28:29 AM
...get the red key without the blue key then go to map E1M5 too...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: 75 on March 26, 2009, 05:58:00 PM
find that all the monsters from doom have been converted to flemoids! When you get to the big room and go outside you will encounter a commonus

take out your roll of double-sided tape and press CTRL

The commonus will say WAZZZUUUUP!!!!

Then....
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Atariangamer on March 27, 2009, 07:42:32 PM
You will be presented with a presentation of Newmaps WAZZUP!. During the show, build a sentry next to the door. It protects you while you steal the film reel. When it breaks down, talk to the big flemoid. He will trade you a teleporter exit location for the film reel. You build and enter a teleporter entrance to end up in...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: matthias720 on March 27, 2009, 08:22:43 PM
...the bathroom.  Realizing where you are, you quickly exit into the living room which is filled with..
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Super Searcher on March 28, 2009, 03:36:14 AM
ZOMBIES! you must make peace with the zombies by giving them.....
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: GameMaster on March 29, 2009, 02:25:00 PM
......delicious, nutritious, SPAM!

then you must get up from your computer seat and ask your mom to prepare you some hot pockets. then you must wash it down with a glass of cranberry pomegranate juice.

come back to your computer, then.........
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: matthias720 on March 30, 2009, 12:52:48 PM
...type in the Konami code at the end of E2M5 to find that...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Atariangamer on March 30, 2009, 09:10:28 PM
A NES has been unlocked in the Diner! You race to the diner and preform the Konami code on the game. It flashes the screen, then starts to play the demo. Right before you die, take control and win. The NES will spit out the game cartridge, that you must...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: 75 on April 02, 2009, 01:11:53 AM
take the NES cartridge, throw it onto the ground and fire at it with your zorch propuslor

it will smash into a million pieces

Repair it using wads of paper towel and the double stick tape

Now it will only fit into a sega genesis. You must find the sega genesis in order to...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: IronJaw on April 15, 2009, 04:42:43 PM
Rewire it with Ducktape, which you find on the second floor. After that you must use the rewired system on the red door and step back. use the controller and it will open the red door. Behind that is....
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: 75 on April 15, 2009, 11:54:36 PM
A highly explosive nuclear flemoid

If you don't shoot it in .000000000001 seconds it will explode clausing a one-hit KO

Next you must....
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: The Slimeinator on May 17, 2009, 02:12:44 AM
Do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around. Charles Jacobi will show up, demanding to know what is going on there. You must respond by saying WAZZUP!? and then...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: 75 on May 17, 2009, 12:45:42 PM
do fifteen double takes because the Slimeinator just performed Forum Game necromancy. That turns into a dance, and the lights go out in the room you're in.

A new boss appears! "Staying Alive" starts playing and johnny travolta appears, you must zorch him! He has 9,000,000 health and a bad case of saturday night fever.

you must defeat him by....
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Super Searcher on May 17, 2009, 02:22:29 PM
Running around the room four times, then a secret door will open and a super weapon is inside it, you zorch the boss and another door opens.

inside that door is....
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: The Slimeinator on May 17, 2009, 02:23:49 PM
A PICKLE. But this isn't ANY pickle... it's the legendary pickle of Naaaaaaarg! You must take this pickle and use it to create a life size replica of a Storm Trooper. After you do this, you must...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: 75 on May 17, 2009, 06:35:03 PM
type in IDMUS99

There is no level E9M9, so the game glitches and starts playing the captain falcon theme

At this time, you should take out your real-life replica of the minizorcher (if you don't have one you must make one) and stick it in your VCR. It will emit a high pitched screech and explode.

This will cause an in-game VCR to explode, making a HUGE hole in the outer wall of E2M1. Find that hole and go through it.

This will take you to....
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Atariangamer on May 17, 2009, 06:49:03 PM
ELECTRIC AVENUE! (not really) Its E2M1 in the future with an electric highway!

you must cast a coin through the road. it will disintegrate and reveal a letter. press this key and then press Alt+F4. Windows will shutdown but the game will not. With windows shut down, install Linux on an ingame computer console. Minimize the game and get the CQ3_patch_v1.2 and install it. The game will glitch out, and reset to E1M1. Press use on the left flagpole and you get a gravity gun. Pick up an ammo pack and...
Title: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on May 24, 2009, 11:06:33 AM
You'll get transported into E0M2, CQ1's hidden level!  In this level, you must find...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: 75 on May 24, 2009, 12:35:34 PM
Find Mega Man Omega and have an epic duel (I've actually thought of doing this in a mod ^^)

After you beat him you get his powers, along with his Z-sabre. You must use the most powerful mega man weapons system ever made to...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: koolgool on May 31, 2009, 07:25:59 PM
... trade them in for pancakes at the nearby Gadgetron vendor. These pancakes are vital to continue, so don't drop them. You take a left after the second hall and you'll find a door requiring an orange keycard, but there is none on this level. You press the use key sixty six times (you may want to mute the sound as the grunting sound may annoy you after a while, but DON'T MUTE! You'll need your sound for this next part). On the 66th time the door will say a series of numbers. The numbers are 2 8 9 4 6 3. After the beep, press the numbers in order. The door will turn into a  smaller sized flembrane which you must defeat in whatever way you see fit. On the other side (this is why you needed the pancakes) you have to...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: 75 on June 04, 2009, 12:18:32 AM
feed them to CRAZY FRED the used car salesman

he will trade you a car for the pancakes

it doesn't start!!! ARGH

you must now purchase the extremely limited edition stupidly realistic USB Chex Quest Steering wheel off of ebay.

To get the car to start you must honk the horn 10 times, turn the radio on and get the windshield wipers going at the exact same rhythm as the music. Honk the horn to the vocals if it is a britney spears song.

next take out your hair dryer and heat the steering wheel controller continuously for five minutes. When it smells like roasted chicken you should...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: koolgool on June 04, 2009, 03:22:51 PM
... make sure you hadn't already eaten because... bon appetite! After consuming the steering wheel (be sure it's plugged in to your USB port the entire time or else the game won't recognize that you've eaten the wheel and you'll have to start all over again). The song "The day the world went away" by Nine Inch Nails will start to play. You must quickly remove the disc from the disc drive and put in a blank CD immediately! The game will give you a full twenty seconds to do this before it starts to write the new disc, so you should have plenty of time to do this (given you have a spare CD handy. It's a 2 gig burn so you'll either need to use multiple CD's or a good DVD). When it's finished burning, you'll have a CD with the required data to continue playing the game. If you don't burn it properly, the game may freeze. So once you load the disc up, you should see a...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: 75 on June 04, 2009, 04:38:46 PM
fake elvis impersonator - that's right, a person impersonating an elvis impersonator!

the rest of the HUD of the car comes into view,  and the car roars to life

however, you ate the steering wheel, so you must steer it with your body using your mad karate/eurodance skills.

The elvis impersonator impersonator is actually a hitchhiker. You need to pick him up and he gives you these words of wisdom

"Just like it is I that is Elvis, so too are you the steering wheel"

WRITE THIS DOWN!! That's a secret code!

He then asks you about his friend, the old plumber from RC.

To answer you must do donuts around the nearest Gadgetron vendor 15 times, then...
Title: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on June 04, 2009, 05:07:53 PM
open up the laptop in the back seat!  once open, it will open the CQ Text-Adventure!  You must type the secret code in, then...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: 75 on June 05, 2009, 12:23:01 AM
The computer replies "complete the following statement... 'In America, you drive car, in soviet russia..."
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: koolgool on June 05, 2009, 06:35:52 AM
... the car drives..." Quickly shout into your mic before he lists the multiple choices. The answer is, "YOU!" Be sure to articulate or the game won't recognize what you've said. This is especially hard if you have a southern accent, as You tends to sound more like Yew. Once the text-based Chex Quest is active, type "East" then, "East" again, then type it two more times. Finally, type "Always into the East." You will suddenly start moving rapidly eastward until you...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: matthias720 on June 05, 2009, 03:13:17 PM
...find yourself in a maze of twisty-turny passages.  You then must say the magic word "PLUGH" and wave the black rod while you do this.  After doing this, you'll find yourself in the hall of the mountain king.  Drop the rod, and then open the wicker cage and releasing the plover inside.  After the plover has driven off the giant snake, you proceed north to find...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: koolgool on June 05, 2009, 04:33:01 PM
... el Diablo! El diablo dice, "No me gusta practicar deportes!" El R
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: 75 on June 06, 2009, 02:32:59 PM
But then an old 50s tune starts playing and you get transported immediately to the title screen, a new episode will now appear in the "new game" submenu

That episode is...
Title: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on June 09, 2009, 05:51:15 PM
"Days of Our Chex" - It's a cheesy Soap Opera episode!!

You must start the episode, and then walk down the hall into the bedroom, with your Fiancee(that's already married to another man) pointing a zorcher at you!  You must then...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: 75 on June 09, 2009, 10:03:40 PM
Pretend to be your own evil twin. He will shoot you but it won't make any difference.

The real you should then walk in the door. At this point everyone, including your fiancee and her husband start singing "DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!"

During this merriment, you need to
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: 75 on June 27, 2009, 04:56:47 PM
... go out into the road of E2M1, there will be a box of minizorch ammo, but it actually is a box of gushers

Take out your bootspoon, press 1 over and over again and eventually it will come up with a gusher in Chexter's right hand

If you press fire, Chexter will fling gushers with the spoon! You then need to go over to the wall that says "diner" and cover it with nasty sticky gushers.

After this... you must
Title: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on June 27, 2009, 06:42:05 PM
...Press E at the diner chef, to pick him up!  After picking him up, you must carry him to the gusher-wall and...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Datra on June 28, 2009, 05:57:49 PM
...Press E again to stick him to the wall. the gusher-wall will then open up revealing...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: GameMaster on June 28, 2009, 06:06:07 PM
......Rick Astley will pop out and rickroll you!
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: 75 on June 28, 2009, 06:11:09 PM
When this happens you must press TAUNT 900 times, as fast as you can. HURRY because the Rickroll is deadly to chexter, and he can't stand more than a few minutes of it.

After hitting taunt enough times, Chexter will start to dance. The more you push it the better he dances.

On the 900th time, Ricky will walk off and turn off the song, having been outdanced by a piece of cereal.

The passage is now open to you! You proceed into the dungeon...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 28, 2009, 06:45:25 PM
...and encounter Barinade, King Dodongo, and Gohma simultaneously! All are immune to zorchers, so you must create a pancake out of dirt and use it to...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: linuxlove on October 09, 2009, 12:49:12 PM
make a new zorcher. Afterwords, you have to zorch everyone and find the floppy disk...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: 75 on October 10, 2009, 03:04:30 PM
You found it! It's just lying there on the ground... wierd

you pick it up, it says... "I'm a two force member!"

does it say anything else?

... ... ...

nope

hmmm.... chexter takes out his zorch screwdriver and pries it open, instead of a floppy plastic doughnut inside, it has a...



Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on October 10, 2009, 11:53:40 PM
Gamecube disk in it!  turn left, and there will be a Gamecube and a TV sitting there.  Place the disk in and the game is...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: linuxlove on October 12, 2009, 11:34:49 AM
Super Smash Bros melee! Unfortunatly it was a pirated disc and you now have the law division of Nintendo after you. You hand over the money for the game, run off and find a laptop with Windows 7 on it. You take the laptop and..
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Datra on November 02, 2009, 03:04:26 PM
Go to the CQFF site and search through the Announcements where you will find...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on November 08, 2009, 10:13:12 PM
an announcement of "the secret level in CQ3 has been found!"  You click the link, but...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: matthias720 on November 08, 2009, 10:25:37 PM
...the link is dead.  You then go to the old forums and find...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: ChexCommander on November 09, 2009, 09:39:25 PM
Rushnerd! He gives you...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: 75 on November 10, 2009, 06:11:59 PM
A recording of yang's theme song at triple speed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UeW_dC6FG4)


when played, it causes your computer to...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Pirinja on November 30, 2009, 09:36:23 PM
Play and loop rickroll for eternity! As you go insane you decide to...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: linuxlove on December 01, 2009, 01:18:20 PM
go down to a sporting goods store to buy some ear muffs to help mute the rickrolling. You then press the TAUNT button 900 times, because it worked last time... When this is done, you find that it did
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: matthias720 on December 01, 2009, 01:49:02 PM
absolutly nothing to defeat the Flemoids!  You now choose to go back to E2M5 and find the "secret" code, which allows you to...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: 75 on December 01, 2009, 05:29:04 PM
...recieve a coupon for a lifetime's supply of dead AAA batteries!

You use this amazing power to...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Datra on December 10, 2009, 08:11:22 PM
...give the coupon to the flemoids. while they are distracted with testing all the batteries in cheap flashlights you...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: MajorSlime on December 12, 2009, 01:06:54 AM
...jump in the secret manhole, which leads to...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: LAZ Trooper on December 16, 2009, 11:58:37 PM
...a room containing the Whaleware research labs. You pick up a floppy labeled...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: 75 on December 17, 2009, 03:58:27 PM
"Secret Manhole Program"

You'll now find an old pentium II tower on the ground in E2M1. Put the floppy in the disk drive

The computer's disk drive is now an instant manhole grenade!

Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.

He continues moving through E2M1, until he finds Akinator, who...

Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on July 19, 2010, 04:44:58 PM
...tells you that you forgot to get a copy of Windows 7 to bribe the Maximi in the Sewers of Chex City.

You get to the sewers, and successfully strike a bargain with the Maximi, you give them Windows 7, and they leave.

A portal appears and you go through, and appear in a small hallway.

You'll take an elevator, and when you get out, you find yourself face to face with...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: MajorSlime on July 19, 2010, 05:37:10 PM
The Flembomination in... E3M4? ...who then grows bigger and...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on July 19, 2010, 07:31:16 PM
Is guarding the entrance to the Flemoid Lair. He hurls balls of slime at you and occasionally summons Chex Warrior Clones.

You defeat him and enter the Lair, where you must survive 5 Rounds of Flemoids before battling the secret boss, but along the way, you...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: MajorSlime on July 19, 2010, 07:58:54 PM
Pick up an old boombox, which will help you defeat that which is coming up;...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on July 19, 2010, 08:16:57 PM
You then go forward a bit and then the floor below you collapses, and you tumble down into a pit that is slowly filling with slime. You...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: MajorSlime on July 19, 2010, 08:54:16 PM
Get on the boombox, which - surprisingly - floats, and wait till you reach the top...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on July 19, 2010, 09:07:28 PM
You reach the top and then enter a room where a gate behind you shuts and traps you in. A Portal Appears where many Commoni, Bipedici, and BWAs come out of. You grab your boom box and attempt to rick roll them, but they have their own boomboxes playing Chocolate Rain, Vuvuzela music, Vocalise by Eduard Khil, etc. You rush behind a pillar to hide. You think of a plan, which consists of the following:...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: MajorSlime on July 19, 2010, 09:23:07 PM
1.) toss out the boombox to distract them
2.) run as fast as you can
3.) toss a few zorch 'nades from a safe distance
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Pirinja on July 19, 2010, 10:08:00 PM
A genie appears out of nowhere to tell you that it is best to have at least 5 plans
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on July 19, 2010, 10:22:37 PM
There is also a miniboss inside of the pack that shoots Slimeballs at the rate of Rage.

The Genie gives you a choice of Spread, Resistance, and Strength. You pick one and he gives you a suggestion plan.

You then...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: MajorSlime on July 19, 2010, 10:53:40 PM
Take out your Phasing Zorcher, and, using Spread, spray all of the common flemoids until only the boss remains.

You then...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: 75 on July 19, 2010, 10:54:46 PM
must find the boombox and slice it into three pieces, a basketball hoop will then fold down from the wall. You must score three half court shots with your boombox pieces in a row.

Then...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on July 19, 2010, 11:15:50 PM
The Miniboss will explode.

The 2nd Wave will start, containing:

20 BWAs, 10 Cyclopti, and another miniboss, which is a Cycloptis that moves Super Fast. The Wave will all move fast, but a bit slower than the miniboss.

You find a...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: LAZ Trooper on July 19, 2010, 11:32:53 PM
Stoner Ninja, who distracts the Flemoids with his attempts at getting a quick heil. You quickly...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on July 21, 2010, 11:07:51 PM
...whip out your Rapid Zorcher and zorch the crowd of flemoids.

As for the Stoner Ninja, he...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Pirinja on July 21, 2010, 11:42:20 PM
Only raids felmoids blanco brother which is why he then ran off.

You walk to a cave with a sign in front that says "100 maximi inside" and realize that you need a partner and a new zorcher.

You go to look for them at...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: 75 on July 21, 2010, 11:52:50 PM
The Steak n' Shake at Chex City!

You find QuadrumpusGuy there, he joins your quest, and his Diablo 2 characters come with him.  >:D His stats are...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on July 22, 2010, 10:03:30 AM
over 9000!

You return to the cave with your party, and are about to enter, when...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: LAZ Trooper on July 22, 2010, 10:58:46 AM
A Mega Cycloptis appears above you and slimes you to the wall. You free your hand and...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on July 22, 2010, 11:16:31 AM
Get your propulsor and zorch the Mega Cycloptis.

Your party gets you off the wall and continues to the next wave in the cave. [unintentional rhyming]

You come face to face with the Maximi, and you and the team begin zorching them.
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Post by: Pirinja on July 22, 2010, 11:55:27 AM
You get to the last one and half zorch him when he says "Wait! Don't zorch me yet! I have something important to tell you!"
You say "What is it coward!" and he replies "I am your father"

You react by...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: LAZ Trooper on July 22, 2010, 11:59:51 AM
Chopping his block off with your super bootspork. Suddenly
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Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on July 22, 2010, 02:00:55 PM
The Cave begins to shake and a giant figure can be seen in the shadows.

The Figure slowly creeps towards you and says...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: MajorSlime on July 23, 2010, 07:09:47 PM
"You are evil, you killed your own father! Now you must be buried alive as a sacrifice!"

Rocks start to fall and...
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Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on July 23, 2010, 10:14:33 PM
You quickly walk into another large room that has many different colored tiles.

You see the figure running passed the columns supporting the room and running into a door which locks behind him.

You take a step onto the grid, the stone is pushed down, and all of the sudden...
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Post by: 75 on July 23, 2010, 11:59:56 PM
The floor and ceiling tiles will start changing colors, and a disco ball will drop down from the ceiling

Arnold Schwartzenegger is in the middle of the dance floor in a white disco suit, carrying a propulsor in each hand

Evil Disco Arnold looks at you, raises his weapons, and says "dance"

immediately after that, this music will start

http://www.mediafire.com/?d3v8w876wytdc07

Fight! You can only win this insane challenge by...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on July 24, 2010, 12:59:39 AM
Going up to him and using your spoon in the battery panel on his back. This will cause his personality to change. He will join your party as a wizard who fires lightning zorch.

You continue with your party until you reach the [Insert Location Name Here]*, where you will find [Insert Person's Name or Forum Member's Name Here]*, and they join your party.

* - Next Poster Decides

You will then find a switch which takes you and your party to...
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Post by: noob1234 on July 30, 2010, 02:24:23 PM
*E4M8 of Chex Quest Generation 2, Slimeinator
one of the secret areas in E3M4- the one in the room where you open the door with the red key. but instesd of the supercharge breakfast there is...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on July 30, 2010, 04:09:28 PM
A Portal!

You Go Through and then you reach an Island, where there is a volcano that appears to be anthropomorphic as well as a dinosaur.....

(http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x226/comedydan/volvic.jpg)

It turns out to be Volcano George! He will award you by erupting water and by giving you a large supply of Volvic Revive to your party!

He then yells "Come on World, I'll have you for breakfast!" And Points to a rock that has no earthly business there, where a Supercharge Breakfast is located.

After doing this, you...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: noob1234 on July 31, 2010, 12:00:50 AM
eat the breakfast, of course.
but then you must repay Volcano George by...
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Post by: MajorSlime on July 31, 2010, 04:19:41 PM
giving him back the Volvic Revive.

then you find a dhingy on the shore of the island and...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on July 31, 2010, 04:49:38 PM
press a secret switch in the dinghy.

You and your party teleport to a series of tunnels that look like E1M5.

You have been disbanded and must find your way back to each other, then you will find a portal in the cave leading to...
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Post by: MajorSlime on July 31, 2010, 05:06:15 PM
E3M5, and the fight with lord snotfulus!

you then proceed to...
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Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on July 31, 2010, 05:46:18 PM
The Chex Quest Lounge!

You wander in the lounge until you meet up with...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: MajorSlime on July 31, 2010, 08:53:14 PM
Richie!, who is operating the DJ station.

He says:
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on August 01, 2010, 11:06:37 AM
"Would you like some Whaleware?"

You recieve a box of the latest version of Whaleware as a puzzle item in your inventory, and wander through the Space Chex Lounge a bit more, until you reach the room with the Thermostat.

You play with the thermostat, and all of the sudden...
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Post by: MajorSlime on August 01, 2010, 05:05:10 PM
a giant pig pops out of nowhere!

He says he told you not to play with the thermostat, and proceeds to turn you into a pig.

You then...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: LAZ Trooper on August 01, 2010, 10:00:11 PM
eat Richie's pants, which happen to be made out of sugar.

Suddenly a...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: MajorSlime on August 01, 2010, 10:05:53 PM
HOLD UP

eat Richie's pants, which happen to be made out of sugar.

o_0 What the...?

okay...

pile of slime falls on you.

it...
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Post by: LAZ Trooper on August 01, 2010, 11:08:55 PM
(for some reason eating pants just came into my head when I opened the topic)

burns a hole in the floor, making you fall into the basement.

Next to you is a stack of crates full of...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: MajorSlime on August 02, 2010, 12:13:04 AM
applesses!

you eat them and become...
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Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on August 06, 2010, 09:52:46 PM
Bicycle Repairman!

You enter a bonus round where you appear in Chex City, and must fix 42 Bicycles in a certain amount of time. After doing this...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: MajorSlime on August 08, 2010, 11:26:33 PM
...a giant slime meteor falls on you and...
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Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on August 08, 2010, 11:44:05 PM
smashes a hole in the ground. You fall through and are in a tunnel like in the Dam level in Goldeneye.

You go through and find a room with computer terminals.

You then get on a computer and...
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Post by: Pirinja on August 08, 2010, 11:52:59 PM
attempt to go to the CQFF only to find out the the entire internet has been taken over by Flembrane. You address this immense problem by...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on August 09, 2010, 12:36:21 AM
Calling the President or Ralston's Cellphone and telling him what happened.

He will have a TV Address, and in the middle of his address, flemoids will break into the room and kidnap him.

Meanwhile you attempt to hack into the internet, when all of a sudden...
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Post by: 75 on August 09, 2010, 12:46:00 AM
A good game appears! Like nothing you have ever seen before.

You have to play it until you reach the secret level, at that point, you will find...
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Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on August 09, 2010, 12:49:48 AM
yourself in a theater in Russia.

You begin to hear some faint music starting, and growing a bit louder. And this is being sung:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNxygsLGHSQ

You immediately react by...

Edit: Bumped
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on November 14, 2010, 08:40:12 PM
*Revives Topic*  :whale
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: MajorSlime on November 14, 2010, 10:10:52 PM
 XD

Your supposed to post something...

...jumping in fear and running around the room, which somehow makes part of the wall slide away.
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on November 14, 2010, 10:32:24 PM
(I already did but no one responded)

You enter a secret passage and find some Bonus Pants, which allows you to run much faster, jump much higher, and has hidden properties. After discovering the secret, you find a teleporter which teleports you to E1M2, but instead, you start up in the upper area, and a deep pool of slime is at the bottom of the main area and stairs. You jump across the crates and find the fake crate, which you jump into and find a tunnel into the Bazoik underground. You then find yourself in a dark deep cavern system, when...
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Post by: LAZ Trooper on November 14, 2010, 10:54:43 PM
... a guy from ye olden days eating a banana shows up
(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w161/KillerHunter25/sparta.gif)
and tries to kick you into a bottomless pit. You grab his leg and flip him over your shoulder into the pit, which turns out to not be bottomless. When he hits the ground...
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Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on November 14, 2010, 10:56:52 PM
He activates Script 396!

The floors lower, and a pillar lowers with a Cyberdemon on it. The Cyberdemon approaches and shoots rocket missiles. One of the missiles hits a target, which...
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Post by: LAZ Trooper on November 14, 2010, 11:00:49 PM
... teleports you to E1M4 of the 10th Anniversary Wad! (I just played that today. That's a fun/funny level. XD ) You press one of the wall panels and it opens and you see...
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Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on November 14, 2010, 11:03:05 PM
The "I'm Free!" Block! It jumps out of the wall, bursts through the window, and flys without slowing down. It then returns with...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: noob1234 on November 17, 2010, 08:47:54 PM
sharkware!
you must use it to...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on November 18, 2010, 06:31:15 PM
defeat a Cyberdemon who uses Sharkware. However, this cyberdemon will be robotic.

After dueling the Cyberdemon, the "I'm Free!" block returns, and brings you to the Matrix version of Chex City. You start on the roof of a Skyscraper and must make your way down when...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: 75 on November 21, 2010, 09:33:45 PM
all of a sudden a truck from Big Rigs - over the road racing escapes the boundaries of the map and hits you, you should at this point get in the driver seat and do a 9000 MPH donut. Chexter will get so dizzy, the world will stop rotating, and he gains the ability to walk on things that rotate ridiculously fast.

At this point, type in idclev 40 times, then chexter will be transported inside a giant cd player, where he must...
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Post by: LAZ Trooper on November 21, 2010, 09:39:23 PM
...destroy a CD of Rick Astley. As soon as the CD is destroyed...
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Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on November 21, 2010, 09:42:20 PM
Another CD takes its place and plays Eduard Khil music, and begins playing Aty-Baty.

The CD Player begins to enter meltdown, and you...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: 75 on November 21, 2010, 09:49:23 PM
<You guys aren't doing it right... it's supposed to be directions, this isn't the story game or Knight's Quest>

When the CD player turns red from heat, select the minizorcher and hit alt fire 4 times. Ketchup will squirt from it, and then you must...
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Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on November 21, 2010, 09:54:11 PM
You must then find the fake wire inside of the cd player that is made of licorice rope. You must then take your Bootspork out and destroy it. Cutting this wire will open a door revealing a Super Shotgun and a box of shells. Upon pickup, the walls will open up, revealing...
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Post by: MajorSlime on November 22, 2010, 02:55:15 AM
...a new flemoid boss! This flemoid is super toxic, and able to absorb most zorch attacks. To defeat him, you need to...
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Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on November 22, 2010, 06:54:56 PM
Find some Uranium-filled Shotgun Shells. Once you defeat the flemoid with the Super Shotgun, he will splatter across the room. The door doesn't unlock though yet!

The boss reassembles after a while as a radioactive flemoid! You must now find a Plasma Rifle that is Zorch Enhanced. This can be found in...
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Post by: 75 on November 22, 2010, 10:14:40 PM
Manny cav's secret bazoik bunker

However, it is locked, and you need the key. There is no key, though, you have to make it out of...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on November 22, 2010, 10:31:06 PM
Slime!

Once you get in there, you'll find the Zorch-enhanced Plasma Rifle. You return to the boss and zorch him! A door will open up and a portal will be in there.

You go through and you find yourself in...
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Post by: Pirinja on November 22, 2010, 11:29:43 PM
The Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center!
GLaDOS tells you that there will be cake if you zorch the turret flemoids and zorchanize your faithful companion chex cereal box. You choose to...
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Post by: 75 on November 24, 2010, 01:24:39 AM
Prinja, you aren't doing it right... this is not the story/RPG game, It's supposed to be an endless cheat code

You press Ctrl-Alt-F5 to make the key out of slime, and you open it to a boss and zorch him, there's portal ahead. It leads to the science lab from portal...

When you hear GLaDOS speak, fire your minizorcher at the ceiling to the beat of E3M1. She will get frustrated and activate a spring loaded floor tile which blasts you through a fake wall, after this, you should be facing a large hunk of metal with writing on it, to continue the cheat you must...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: noob1234 on December 08, 2010, 08:25:12 PM
decode what language the writing is in, then go to the nearby computer. you type in what was written on the wall, but translated to Klingon. it then starts up Episode 3 of Chex Quest Generation 2 on Super Slimey. You must beat it in under 1 minute. in order to do this, you...
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Post by: 75 on December 08, 2010, 08:28:22 PM
must put your keyboard in the oven at 375 degrees, and take it out when it just starts to melt, when you plug it back in, you must...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on December 08, 2010, 08:30:02 PM
You must type "BEEFCAFE". These will give you bonus pants. You use the bonus pants to speed run throughout the levels, but at the end, you find yourself face to face with...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: noob1234 on December 08, 2010, 08:32:03 PM
the red baron! he instructs you to fly his plane to 9,001 miles above sea level, then dive straight down at 9,001 mph. after you crash, you find yourself in...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on December 08, 2010, 08:39:40 PM
The Phobos Anomaly! Except there are no demons...

There is a hidden switch under the barrels that lowers part of the out door area. You activate it, and go to the elevator, take it, and instead of encountering 2 Barons of Hell, you encounter...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: LAZ Trooper on December 08, 2010, 09:33:04 PM
two Flembranes. You must pull out your Whaleware smartphone an
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on December 08, 2010, 09:38:14 PM
activate the improbability drive on your smartphone by pressing ENTER.

The 2 Flembranes will be transformed into a Whale and a Bowl of Petunias. After this, you proceed to the stairs and into the teleporter, which sends you to...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: 75 on December 14, 2010, 01:51:29 AM
The red baron (of hell)!

also known as a Belfegor!


you have nothing but zorchers, so you have to try to communicate with him, to do this type in random emoticons until he stops attacking you.

When it works the screen will flash and...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on December 14, 2010, 11:11:19 AM
Belfegor will offer you a supercharge breakfast. You must press ENTER to take it within 10 seconds or you will be zorched back to the beginning of this procedure.

But this supercharged breakfast isn't an ordinary breakfast. When you receive it, Volcano George will appear in the Skybox and shout "Come on world, I'll have you for breakfast!"

If you try to shoot him, he will erupt with water and flood the maps. The Belfegor will tell you to...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: noob1234 on January 03, 2011, 01:54:47 AM
put on a diving suit and do it anyway. and the belphegor is drowned, and so is Volcano George. You then swim down to the bottom of the ocean. there you will find...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: MidnightTH on February 03, 2011, 06:46:55 PM
An aquatic Crazy guy with giant Pants.
You try to Talk to him But he olny says " WAZZUP? "
Then you go up to the Water to find Alot of Commonus and Bipedicus having a Wild party. What will you do?
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Post by: noob1234 on March 28, 2011, 05:58:01 PM
You must crash their party, but since you are unequipped with a zorcher, they run after you. Jump over them so that they fall into the water, which is special water that dissolves flemoids. Then swim due East for about 9001 miles where you will find an island. On the island is...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: King Harkinian on April 01, 2011, 06:09:33 PM
A sponge. You must scrub all the floors on the island by pressing 2 6 8 4 in a circular motion on your numpad then we can talk continuing east, where you'll be taken away to...

Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: noob1234 on April 01, 2011, 06:17:29 PM
a giant pile of Ice Cream. then you eat the chocolate chips. they have a strange power which is...
oh, wait...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: PRIDELuigi on April 01, 2011, 06:22:32 PM
getting rid of clouds!

There's a switch in one of the rooms to get through the hotel. That wasn't so hard, was it?

It looks so peaceful, then, you must...

Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: noob1234 on April 01, 2011, 06:24:03 PM
poke the floor. Then, Doc appears and says, "oh, wait..."
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Post by: King Harkinian on April 01, 2011, 06:26:24 PM
The floor lowers, and a bowl of munf munf cereal appears; the cereal all true subjects of the king strive for. You must eat this cereal and use it to defeat the evil forces of the Flemoids, then you must...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: noob1234 on April 01, 2011, 06:34:39 PM
say, "oh, wait..." which activates...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: PRIDELuigi on April 01, 2011, 06:36:43 PM
... the toaster, but nothing toasts toast with the power out, how we going to toast with the power going out?

so, you gotta find a switch inside...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: MidnightTH on April 09, 2011, 05:11:54 PM
A flemoid, Then you find more Flemoids inside the flemoid
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: noob1234 on April 11, 2011, 05:11:58 PM
zorch the flemoids with your liquid zorcher, which can be found in MAP9001.
Then, eat your sandvich. you grow to 1337x your size. this allows you to jump on top of Mt. Everest, where there is...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Zer0 on April 22, 2011, 11:22:33 AM
The Exit to MAP9001!

So you flip the exit switch.

And then youre teleported to MAP9001.

MAP9001 is dark, What will you Do?
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: noob1234 on April 23, 2011, 09:56:24 PM
You must zorch every wall in MAP9001, of which there are... 9001. This lights up the whole map, so that you can see...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Zer0 on May 15, 2011, 03:12:43 PM
Dancing chexmen and Flemoids

Then you see the Liquid zorcher guarded by Insta-death liquid
What will you do?
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: MidnightTH on May 15, 2011, 03:21:28 PM
Do a jig and the water dissapears you grab the Liquid zorcher and it reveals the EXIT
you go into the exit and flip the switch

The intermisson screen is this:  :whale
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: chexquestisawful on August 04, 2012, 09:17:36 PM
Then you must click the  :whale 30 times in 7 seconds, which will...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: noob1234 on August 08, 2012, 08:10:21 PM
Cause you to warp to MAP1337.

There, you will see...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: chexquestisawful on August 10, 2012, 09:04:59 AM
the "cake is a lie" poster!

to continue, you must use the liquid zorcher on the poster, which then...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: noob1234 on August 10, 2012, 02:48:08 PM
Opens a portal to the dark dimension. Don't panic, or else you will be warped back to E1M1.
You will see a glowing diamond. Don't touch that, either. Instead, you must go into the tunnel on the left...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: chexquestisawful on August 12, 2012, 03:07:34 PM
which contains...
A PURPLE LAMPPOST!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!

actually, don't, 'cuz that would imply panicking.

what you should really do is...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: noob1234 on August 12, 2012, 09:56:56 PM
Press the 1 key seven times within the space of one second. By doing this, you will obtain the secret ginger-ale gun!

Then you must defeat the army of purple lampposts. Once the last one has fallen...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: chexquestisawful on August 15, 2012, 10:03:11 AM
You must raid the lightbulbs out of the army of lampposts. 5999 of them will be cracked and broken, but the 6000th one will be usable in...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: noob1234 on August 15, 2012, 07:40:25 PM
A light fixture in the room on the second floor in the building to your right. Screwing in the lightbulb will enable you to see...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: chexquestisawful on August 16, 2012, 08:12:46 PM
A DARK MATTER ZORCHER!!! You must take the dark matter zorcher and go into the next room, where you will also find...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: noob1234 on August 22, 2012, 07:54:15 PM
A portal! But don't go in; first zorch it with the dark matter zorcher. Then step inside, where you will find...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: chexquestisawful on August 24, 2012, 12:06:42 PM
a TI-83+ calculator with a hack-y version of DooM on it! You must kill everything in sight on every level, then type in "74112945" right in front of a level exit, which will...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: noob1234 on August 26, 2012, 04:14:36 PM
Turn the calculator into a mini-zorcher! Yay! But this isn't just any mini-zorcher... It has an input port on the bottom. To find what goes into the input, go down the hallway into the 13th room on the left...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: MidnightTH on August 27, 2012, 08:40:58 AM
You will see a giant  :whale portal, hop in and you will finish the level. Then, you will be transported to W1W1. Then, when you enter W1W1, you see....
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: chexquestisawful on August 27, 2012, 09:54:29 AM
BirthdayWare! He gives you a party hat, which allows you to...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: noob1234 on September 03, 2012, 04:54:06 PM
Read the minds of beings around you. This allows you to sense the Maximus sneaking up on you. You zorch it, then...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: chexquestisawful on September 14, 2012, 01:28:57 PM
...turn back to the BirthdayWare, only to find that he has summoned 1000 Sputnums! You only have a rapid zorcher, but with the party hat, you get regenerative ammo. You can either run, or try to take them on...what will you do?
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: noob1234 on September 16, 2012, 11:41:11 PM
Run. But there's nowhere to run except behind that giant cereal box over there... If you manage to dodge and zorch the sputums using the box as cover, it will open, revealing...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: chexquestisawful on September 17, 2012, 09:06:53 AM
...nothing! You are stumped. "What should I do," you ask yourself. Suddenly, you notice an out of place flemoidal pixel running away from you. Pulling out your zorch propulsor so you don't miss, you blast the 1x1 flemoid to oblivion, and then...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: GAMEfrk9 on February 26, 2014, 05:31:08 AM
....a hidden switch activates causing you to teleport to a room with a phazing zorcher and some recharges, but it seems to be a trap. You have two options, take the weapon and see what happens or go to the door on the opposite side of the room and play it safe. What is your decision?
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Boingo the Clown on March 27, 2014, 10:00:38 AM
The weapon is indeed a trap. A teleport line in front of the phasing zorcher teleports you to a room full of maximussss (maximi?) with the only chance of escape being a small grate in a river of slime that is cleverly hidden in the northeast corner of the room under a lovingly built sector based reproduction of Karl Malden's nose.
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: 75 on April 01, 2014, 09:08:05 PM
after you walk through the grate the game will instantly crash and force your computer to reboot, at which point you will need to insert the Chex (R) Quest (R) 3 Boot Disk (R) which on reboot will cause the game to begin again right where you left off, but it will now run at at one pixel higher resolution in both length and height; if you happen to be running a tandy compatible PC you can count the number of red pixels and subtract them from the green ones; you will find that...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Awesomedude249 on April 19, 2014, 06:03:01 PM
Find dave, And he will tell you all the information that was posted in this topic then...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Drwalrustein on January 14, 2015, 11:56:22 PM
Then Gabe Newell appears and you have to fight him and when you defeat him...
(http://gaben.amigocraft.net/images/gaben1.jpg)
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 15, 2015, 12:11:18 AM
Then that picture will appear for exactly 2 seconds. Click his nose and enter the Konami Kode on your keyboard. Then, you will be teleported to Provincial Park. Beat the level, and once you beat it and enter the final level, a countdown timer appears. It has 30 seconds on it. You need to use these 30 seconds to type the code:
"OMGWHATTHEHECK" then press UP + UP + UP + CTRL + ALT + SPACE + SPACE and type "WHYDOIHAVETOTYPETHISFRICKINCODEIN?" then hit enter. You will be teleported back to E1M5, where you must...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: darkstone on January 16, 2015, 07:55:33 AM
...run all the way through the slime river to the red door. You must not get the Slimeproof Suit in the secret area. Once you get to the red door, you must turn to the wall and start punching it with your right hand, quickly because you are sinking in slime. After the 3rd punch, the wall will...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 16, 2015, 03:10:40 PM
Break open and reveal a secret room! It is filled with exactly 782345 slimeproof suits. Pick each one up, waiting for it to run out, picking up the next one, and so on. Once you have picked up each and every suit, go to the nearest flemoid and kill it with the large zorcher you picked up earlier. Then you must...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on October 08, 2015, 11:12:46 PM
go through a :lolware portal, that will kick you all the way to E3M2. Then you must...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: darkstone on October 08, 2015, 11:41:37 PM
Figure out why WindowsVistaLover5570 is resurrecting many forum games!

After you have figured that out (which may take 32000 years), you must take the Chex Metro to the Flemoid embassy.
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on October 09, 2015, 12:39:40 AM
Then you must travel through a tunnel which leads to a room with a LAZ Device. There will then be a slimed door. Once you get to it...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Boingo the Clown on October 09, 2015, 03:23:42 PM
Then Gabe Newell appears and you have to fight him and when you defeat him...
(http://gaben.amigocraft.net/images/gaben1.jpg)

Oh dear lord!  It's a Terry level!
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: 75 on October 09, 2015, 06:30:19 PM
Then you must travel through a tunnel which leads to a room with a LAZ Device. There will then be a slimed door. Once you get to it...

... insert a disk for Windows 3.1 into your computer and hit enter, this will cause the game to run at 1000x speed, wait for exactly 9 years to pass in game (which will take you to 2015), then press use on one of the "Intruder Alert" computers. This will pop up a web browser, post a reply on the CQFF  in Russian about cheap shoes, this will cause the slimed door to open, after you go through the slimed door...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on October 09, 2015, 06:42:12 PM
...there will be a Blue Cycloptis. Zorch him with the LAZ Device you got earlier and he will drop a blue flem key. Open the blue flem key door. Inside there will be...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Boingo the Clown on October 09, 2015, 07:08:52 PM
... a gigantic Maximus with 100000000 hit points and dual rocket launchers.

However, you can get past him  by running down the corridor to the right.
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on October 09, 2015, 10:42:56 PM
In the room that it leads to, there will be a :lolwut portal that kicks you back to E2M1. However, at the start of the level, there is a Red Cycloptis. Zorch it with the LAZ Device and it will drop a red flem key. Behind you, there is a red flem key door, that leads to a secret room in E1M1. In the room, there will be...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Awesomedude249 on October 09, 2015, 10:57:50 PM
The Slimeinator! He gives you a copy of CQ: A New Mission. Insert it into your computer. The game will run with OVAR 9000 ram, therefore it will run flawlessly. In the game, a maximum will pop up and zorch you all the way to E2M1, where you must go to the nearest McDonald's and order a Big Mac. After this you must...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on October 10, 2015, 12:28:18 AM
...go to E3M3. There will be a door behind you that leads to E1M5. Go through it and you will see Manny Cav. He will give you a copy of Final Chex. Insert this into your computer and Final Chex will run. Go to MAP03 and then there will be a door. Inside the door, there wwill be...

(PS: Does anyone know where I can actually get Final Chex?)
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Boingo the Clown on October 10, 2015, 08:22:08 AM
Now would be a good time to pause and go for a bathroom break.

It gets so much more intense from here.
Title: Re: To Find the Secret Level in CQ3....
Post by: Awesomedude249 on October 10, 2015, 09:17:04 PM
...go to E3M3. There will be a door behind you that leads to E1M5. Go through it and you will see Manny Cav. He will give you a copy of Final Chex. Insert this into your computer and Final Chex will run. Go to MAP03 and then there will be a door. Inside the door, there will be...

A Big F[HAHA, I'M AN IDIOT WHO'S TRYING TO GET AROUND THE WORD FILTERS]ing Gun 9000. Confused as to why the full name is printed on it in big letters instead of simply saying BFG9000 is beyond you. You must think about this for precisely 10.001070006 minutes while making a bologna and cheese sandwich. You then take the sandwich (after eating one half of it) and put it in a PB&J box and sell it at your nearest Gadgetron vendor. The whole world will then implode upon itself, and you will have 20 seconds to...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on October 10, 2015, 10:02:03 PM
...get back to playing Final Chex. After 6 seconds you will be teleported into the computer. Once in the computer, you need to...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: darkstone on October 11, 2015, 05:31:22 PM
Freak out! Because you're in there with nearly unlimited Flemoids!

Once you're done freaking out (which must be done for at least 10 seconds), you will see that there is a passage and a :lolwut portal. If you go through the portal, you'll die and have to start the whole thing over again (including eating a steering wheel), so don't go through it! Instead, go down the lit passage. You'll find a Maximus with...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Awesomedude249 on October 12, 2015, 01:47:20 AM
Two arms that fire lasers! You then take out the other half of the bologna sandwich, eat it, and....
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on December 05, 2015, 04:04:48 PM
the world is restored. You then jump out of the computer, and insert an MS-DOS 6.22 disc, which will cause the game to run at 10000000x speed. You then wait for a month to pass in-game (which will take you to 2016) and then remove the disc. The game will run at normal speed again. There will then be an :whale portal and an :lolwut. If you go through the :lolwut portal you will have to do every single thing again. If you go through the :whale portal...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Awesomedude249 on December 06, 2015, 02:59:38 PM
You are on the side of the road, and you find JOHN CENA! (du du du duuuu)
He RKOs you off a bridge, and you fall into a pit of...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on December 11, 2015, 08:58:57 PM
...water. Phew! You then block of the water, and there's the PC! You then open CQ3 and go through a :erawelahw portal that will throw back to where you were. Then you...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Boingo the Clown on December 12, 2015, 07:50:31 AM
look under the carpet.
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on December 12, 2015, 02:24:22 PM
Then you find a disc for The New Chex Quest 2, and insert it into the computer This will cause the game to become amazing. Then, you...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Awesomedude249 on December 14, 2015, 02:22:52 PM
...Keep playing the game, then you become glued to the screen. Now you must make a deal with CRAZY FRED since you gave him the pancakes earlier, and he will use his 12 inch, mahogany, unicorn hair wand to unstick you using a charm. Then you...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Boingo the Clown on December 14, 2015, 10:54:09 PM
... blast off into space on your electric toaster!  This teleports you into the underground arena made up entirely of textures from E1M3.  Then you ...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on December 16, 2015, 11:16:25 PM
create a  :lolwut portal. This will throw you to the secret level ESM1 (NOTE: This is not the REAL secret level.). Then you...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Awesomedude249 on December 17, 2015, 02:52:13 PM
...Then you then you then you then you thenyouception and you find a disc for Mortal Kombat III on the PC! You enter the game, play a match of:

P1: Jax
AI Player: Sang Shung (the secret character)

You must dominate Sang Shung with a Triple Flawless (can only be accomplished by doing the previous steps in this topic, if you just enter the game normally it won't work) and then perform the RicketyOlfGostAlwaysWins fatality. Jax will start to dance, then he will jump out of your screen, and a timer bomb will shout "2000 MILLISECONDS LEFT!" This will leave you with just enough time to...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Boingo the Clown on December 24, 2015, 04:12:02 PM
... flex your muscles and do a tripple backflip into ...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Awesomedude249 on December 24, 2015, 08:26:29 PM
...Mordor! Then you will find Gandalf, and he will shout, "YOU SHALL NOT-"
you must shove a glass Mtn. Dew bottle into his mouth before he can finish the sentence, then you must run away. This will leave you with a ham sandwich in your inventory. You must...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Boingo the Clown on December 24, 2015, 09:29:31 PM
... scratch your armpit.  It is driving you crazy.  Then you have to wash your hands, because that is gross.  After 12 hours of camping, you realize this is not a deathmatch, so you ...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Awesomedude249 on December 25, 2015, 08:07:00 PM
Go reminisce on the time wasted.

After reminiscing for 12 hours more, this will allow you to eat the ham sandwich as your stomach has opened up now, then you must...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Boingo the Clown on December 26, 2015, 06:33:31 PM
... take the ham sandwich out of the hole in your stomach and eat it again. 
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Awesomedude249 on December 27, 2015, 09:08:56 PM
...Then you must harness the power of electricity and use it to create a vehicle, and then use this vehicle to get away from the sentient ham sandwiches that came after you because you have been slaughtering their brethren ever since you were capable of eating ham sandwiches. You must...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on March 13, 2016, 07:23:25 PM
Insert a windows 95 disc. This will cause cq to run at xInfinty speed. Then...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Boingo the Clown on March 13, 2016, 09:12:16 PM
... scratch your armpits, then ...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Awesomedude249 on March 14, 2016, 01:24:59 PM
...You must go to the nearest Burger King. After doing so, you must order a burger, a medium drink, and a large fry. You will then be teleported into the early 2000's flash animation, "ding fries are done"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFQyib5ZQZY
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on May 28, 2016, 11:45:20 AM
Then you must get in an epic battle with Mupen Xum. If you fail, you must do everything again. If you win, you must...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Awesomedude249 on May 28, 2016, 03:26:14 PM
...eat half a tuna sandwich and go to eBay and buy an original CQ CD. If all has been done correctly, the CD will be teleported into your disc drive in exactly .0001 milliseconds. Then, you must...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on May 28, 2016, 06:28:44 PM
...enter the cheat code "barfuldude565" Then...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Awesomedude249 on May 29, 2016, 02:11:52 PM
...give WVL a copy of Windows 10 and have him shred it. You must then...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on June 23, 2016, 07:47:41 PM
...install Windows Vista Whaleware Edition.  Then...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Awesomedude249 on June 25, 2016, 03:43:05 PM
...Install Windows 10 whaleware edition because Windows Vista is a festering turd. Then, you must open 3d builder and use exactly 520,079,31 polygons to create a 3D replica of a commonus. Then, you must...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Boingo the Clown on June 25, 2016, 04:40:40 PM
Whaleware: The best operating system in the world.

That is why so many surgeons use it.


With your Whaleware installed, you reboot the system and reload your game.  This instantly shoots you to E35M60 of CQ3, where you discover a new flemoid called ...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: darkstone on June 26, 2016, 01:13:32 AM
Doomicus! Despite his crazy name, he only has 1 health, but his shots deal 1000 damage each. Don't get shot by them. To defeat him, you must...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on December 03, 2016, 12:11:10 PM
tame Mupen Xum and use him to deal 4,000,000,000,000,000,000 damage to everything around you except you.
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Boingo the Clown on December 05, 2016, 01:27:10 PM
Which gives you an incredible craving for bananas.

If you do not find bananas soon, you will surely starve to death.
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on December 06, 2016, 10:59:22 PM
You will then find bananas in E90M7 which you can get to by conjuring a :chalkware portal. Then...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Boingo the Clown on January 06, 2019, 11:59:26 PM
... entering the portal, you are swept to the land of nod (E20M14), a level consisting entirely of banana trees.

Behind one of the trees you find a ...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on January 20, 2019, 05:59:29 PM
...person reviving threads after 3 years. He will give you a  :whale  which can be used to find a secret exit that takes you to E56M72.
Then you must...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: 75 on January 24, 2019, 01:06:20 AM
... go back nearly 10 years in time to ask 75 from 2009 what the next step is because present day 75 can't remember, 75 from the past says...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Boingo the Clown on January 26, 2019, 12:56:24 AM
... "Don't interupt me.  I am eating a sandwich."

Then he ...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: ChelonianEgghead on February 04, 2019, 08:27:03 PM
...finishes his sandvich, says "I am full of sandvich, and I am coming for you!" Then you have to...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on February 04, 2019, 09:54:17 PM
...run from him until you find your own sandvich. You eat the sandvich, and then...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Boingo the Clown on February 04, 2019, 10:02:16 PM
You distract him with buttered bread.  After hiding around the corner and waiting for him to leave, you ...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on February 04, 2019, 10:04:50 PM
...find a beta of Chex Quest HD. You install it on your PC which then causes you to have a save file of E34M06 in CQ3. Then...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: ChelonianEgghead on February 05, 2019, 10:28:06 PM
You load the save file, and are presented with a McDonald's ad because the level was a crossover to promote McDonald's as well. Then you hear a slimey voice saying...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on February 05, 2019, 10:30:56 PM
..."I'M LOVIN' IT!!!!!" You then find a happy meal. Then...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Boingo the Clown on February 28, 2019, 11:44:00 AM
you vommit, because it's ... well ... McDonalds food.  Just as you are starting to recover ...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Loremaster on March 01, 2019, 02:23:17 AM
Loremaster shows up with a Shamrock shake and...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: ChelonianEgghead on March 01, 2019, 02:57:04 AM
Yeah, I fed him after midnight again. You have to run for your life! before he...
Title: Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
Post by: Boingo the Clown on March 26, 2019, 12:02:36 AM
... transforms into a giant bowling ball.  Many a foe has been crushed  beneath his mighty rolling weight.

Now you must jump down this hole to escape, and find yourself in ...