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Title: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 13, 2008, 07:46:51 PM
This just HAS to be here, or its not even a forum!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Anonymous (ChexGuy331) on January 13, 2008, 11:34:03 PM
Punches slimeinator in the face.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Richie on January 13, 2008, 11:35:41 PM
*sets Anonymous and Slimeinator on fire*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 13, 2008, 11:36:12 PM
That wasn't very polite! >:(

*uses the Grim Reaper to steal your eternal soul and feed it to little gremlin things that hide in your closet*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Anonymous (ChexGuy331) on January 13, 2008, 11:46:08 PM
Uses uber zorchinating powers on slimeinator.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 13, 2008, 11:52:17 PM
Thou hast incurred my wrath.
*uses the magical marquee button and summons a carrot man to force feed you carotine supplements with a bootspoon*

Take that!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on January 14, 2008, 12:06:07 AM
That wasn't very polite! >:(

*uses the Grim Reaper to steal your eternal soul and feed it to little gremlin things that hide in your closet*
Actually, you're tasy, yourself. *eats The Slimeinator, as well*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 14, 2008, 12:40:24 AM
*uses magic Wilcox bowl to escape from whoever had so rudely devoured me*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Richie on January 14, 2008, 01:03:18 AM
*penetrates Slimeinator little red rectangle with a toxic fart*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 14, 2008, 01:07:21 AM
 :o What the heck!? My box thing is GREEN!

Anyway...
*summons an army of Flemoids to completely and utterly slime Boingo the Clown, cuz he hasn't joined yet! >:(*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on January 14, 2008, 01:09:09 AM
*penetrates Slimeinator little red rectangle with a toxic fart*
*summons a Wario waft upon Richie*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Richie on January 14, 2008, 01:10:37 AM
*penetrates Slimeinator little red rectangle with a toxic fart*
*summons a Wario waft upon Richie*

What in the world is a Wario Waft?  ???
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 14, 2008, 01:11:45 AM
*summons a lemon thing from another dimension and pours lemon juice straight down Manny's throat until his head implodes from the sourness
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on January 14, 2008, 01:23:08 AM
*penetrates Slimeinator little red rectangle with a toxic fart*
*summons a Wario waft upon Richie*

What in the world is a Wario Waft?  ???
http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/wario.html

Ha ha, I just totally smoked you! ;D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 14, 2008, 01:26:26 AM
Manny Cav

Must...destroy...

*summons a dragon to swallow Manny whole*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Loremaster on January 14, 2008, 03:37:21 AM
Manny Cav

Must...destroy...

*summons a dragon to swallow Manny whole*

*Eats dragon*

"Mmmm..... tastes like Hot Wings...."

*toddles off to play Warhammer 40K
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 14, 2008, 11:45:06 AM
Manny Cav

Must...destroy...

*summons a dragon to swallow Manny whole*

*Eats dragon*

"Mmmm..... tastes like Hot Wings...."

*toddles off to play Warhammer 40K

Ha. You amuse me with your sense of slightly disturbing humor.

*uses blendy pens to set off a chain reaction of volcanic explosions that eventually cover the surface of this pathetic planet with fire and death*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on January 14, 2008, 11:51:50 AM
*Dodges any attacks coming my way because I can move!  Yay moving text!*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 14, 2008, 11:54:08 AM
LOL!!! But I have RED moving text! ;D With a smiley!!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on January 14, 2008, 12:06:10 PM
Oh yeah?  Well I have red text, a smiley, AND a list as to why I shall win this fight!

Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 14, 2008, 12:09:17 PM
But I'M gonna win because I have endless hordes of Flemoids at my command! 8)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on January 14, 2008, 12:16:41 PM
Spirit Swords go through slime like a hot knife through butter!

*Proceeds to slice and dice the flemoid army like a small child destroys his Lego tower*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 14, 2008, 12:27:06 PM
It says in the introduction to the original Chex Quest that flemoids are invulnerable to everything except zorchers, and even THOSE don't kill them! ;D

Now, to *deal* with your pesky interference...

*uses a crack squad of evil Care Bears to annihilate all of your futile resistence*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Richie on January 14, 2008, 01:31:53 PM
*locks everybody in a room*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 14, 2008, 01:46:41 PM
I LOVE CRUSHING CEILINGS!!!!!!!!!

*uses magical powers to turn the ceiling into a crushing ceiling and then rips open a worm hole in the fabric of the space-time continuum and uses it to escape and you cannot go through it and then Moe the bipedicus and I laugh at you all being flattened into pancakes!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on January 14, 2008, 07:09:41 PM
*Grinds into little pieces whatever was responsible for the loss of the old boards*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 14, 2008, 07:11:33 PM
If you did that, you would grind the old boards into dust! :D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on January 14, 2008, 10:43:40 PM
 :'( Its not the same with out quarkz...

*Uses pikazec's prototype zorch sword and slices slimenator in the name of Quarkz teh fighter! 8)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on January 15, 2008, 04:04:30 AM
*Kills Atariangamer with a lawn chair fired from the Gravity Gun*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on January 15, 2008, 11:51:57 AM
*Attacks with centered text!*

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Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ☼Foley☼ teh AWESOME! on January 15, 2008, 06:39:13 PM
i appear to be to late to this forum to have properly posted this topic- complete with rules et al... *grabs M14 EBR*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on January 15, 2008, 06:49:01 PM
Grabs the hell knight's arm (I just killed him in Hell), and fires its green ball at Foley.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ☼Foley☼ teh AWESOME! on January 15, 2008, 11:53:22 PM
*combat rolls to the side, the opens up in retaliation*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on January 16, 2008, 11:43:39 AM
*Bends Foley's gun barrel all Superman style and then shoves the butt of the gun in his face.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ☼Foley☼ teh AWESOME! on January 16, 2008, 05:15:47 PM
u bwok by nodz
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on January 17, 2008, 09:16:56 AM
*Opens fire on everyone with a battle rifle*

Ya know, I got more kills with this gun in Halo than anything, but everyone else says its the worst gun that fires bullets. They said other ones were worse, but there wern't many different choices on the map we were on...
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 17, 2008, 11:14:52 AM
Must...destroy...battle...rifle...(Which isn't such a bad weapon after all.)

*uses italics to destroy atariangamer and all of his Halo and Halo-related weaponry*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on January 17, 2008, 06:07:10 PM
Uhh, I stole that from foley...I own not an xbox or halo...just a real good friend.

*calls foley and tells him his battle rifle was italicized, then uses a proton pack and ghost trap on The Slimenator*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 18, 2008, 12:12:28 AM
Nah, the ghost is next door. *tormented screams are heard next door*

 :)
 ;)
 :D
 ;D
 >:(
 :(
 :o
 8)
 ???
 ::)
 :P
 :-[
 :-X
 :-\
 :-*
 :'(
SMILEY LASER!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on January 18, 2008, 12:23:04 AM
GAHHHH!!! I fraggin HATE smiley lazers! ZorchDude used them enough...dont do it again...for the sake of my eyes!
*Formaly requests that Strife make us some CQ smilies, and that these old ones get demolished*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on January 18, 2008, 11:59:29 AM

                                                                    :-X
                                                                :-[    :-\
                             :D                           :P            :-*
                         ;)    ;D                   ::)                    :'(atariangamer
Manny Cav __ :)           >:(            ???
                /                       :(    8)
                                            :o
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 18, 2008, 08:56:26 PM
LOL! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

*summonz a gigantic snake thing from another dimension to devour Manny*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on January 19, 2008, 12:40:37 AM
:) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
gigantic snake thing
__ Manny Cav
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on January 19, 2008, 01:28:44 AM
Manny, FTW was that! A smiley railgun?

*grabs a real railgun and fires the shot through both manny and slime*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on January 19, 2008, 01:44:56 AM
*Uses Metal Gear Rex's railgun to silently shoot a nuclear warhead on top of Strife's head*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 19, 2008, 01:22:14 PM
*summons Thamuz (http://www.realm667.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=blogcategory&id=38&Itemid=105&limit=21&limitstart=63) and tames him so that he is MY destroyer of worlds!*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ☼Foley☼ teh AWESOME! on January 19, 2008, 06:55:56 PM
*summons darkdrium*  *darkdrium uses mega magic*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on January 20, 2008, 02:02:11 AM
*Summons a D&D otaku with a "Magic wand" and sends him to attack Foley*

D&D Otaku: "2+ Magic!  2+ Magic!!"

(note: "magic wand" is just any wooden stick you'd find in Hobby Lobby.)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on January 20, 2008, 02:27:33 AM
*Casts Wall of Text (http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=1190)*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on January 20, 2008, 02:46:36 AM
*Does not see this so called "Wall of Text" (must be Firefox) but proceeds to laugh as the D&D otaku keeps tripping on his cape.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on January 20, 2008, 11:43:52 AM
*Does not see this so called "Wall of Text" (must be Firefox) but proceeds to laugh as the D&D otaku keeps tripping on his cape.*
The "Wall of Text" was nothing more than a link that contained information about a "Wall of Text." You just failed. *condemns Kuwabara to the underworld dimension for his failure, and zorches The Slimeinator while I'm at it*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ☼Foley☼ teh AWESOME! on January 20, 2008, 04:35:09 PM
*taps 3 mana and plays wall of air*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 20, 2008, 06:29:44 PM
Ouch. X_X *summons The Demolisher to annihilate Manny* Oh well. The Flemoid's dimension is where I live anyway. :D

And if you don't know who the Demolisher is, you fail.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on January 20, 2008, 06:46:21 PM
Cant fail....can't fail...Umm...OKAY I FAIL! BUT SO DO U FOR POSTING SUCH STUFF!

*FIRES THE FREEZE GUN AT SLIMENATOR TILL HE IS SOLID, THEN KICKS HIM TO PIECES*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on January 20, 2008, 07:48:21 PM
*Looks around the underworld until I find Lil' Hitler and proceeds to punt him so hard, he flys up back to earth and knocks atariangamer out!*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on January 20, 2008, 11:53:00 PM
Quote from some old show:
Boxing Ref: He's out! 10...9...8...
Assistant: Gotta do something...
Boxing Ref: 3...2...
Assistant: WAIT A SECOND! How many chances does he get?
Boxing Ref: ONE!...2...3...4...
*bell dings*
Assistant: *drags boxer's body out of ring* saved by the bell...

*wakes up 4 hours later, then stumbles onto a H-bomb, which he throws at the place of nothingness where our duel takes place*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 21, 2008, 06:13:24 AM
*pokes Kuwabara*

FATALITY!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on January 21, 2008, 12:17:21 PM
Well...where did ya poke 'em?

*goes balistic on everyone that sees this post*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on January 21, 2008, 01:58:21 PM
*pokes Kuwabara*

FATALITY!

*Dies by the sheer owned-ness of it all!*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 21, 2008, 01:59:47 PM
*forces atariangamer to eat a muffin*

FATALITY!

I poked him on his shoulder bone.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on January 21, 2008, 02:34:38 PM
"Hey!  Get over here!  Lets settle our issues through meaningful dialect!"

Civality!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 21, 2008, 02:37:39 PM
Dialect? I love languages! ;D Especially JAPANESE!!!!!!

*pulls out rule book*

It says here, in this invisible rulebook, AND I QUOTE:

"No civality is allowed in the topic. Only FATALITIES! are allowed."
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on January 21, 2008, 06:58:13 PM
This topic is so bloody, even the very letters in the posts are convered in it. Truly disgusting. Can't we have a wee bit of civality?
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 21, 2008, 07:02:36 PM
OK.

*invites everybody to a CALM, NON-VIOLENT party at Moe the Bipedicus's house*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on January 21, 2008, 07:11:51 PM
*then precedes to dismember The Slimeinator due to one too many D'Sparil mentions on the board*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 21, 2008, 07:45:59 PM
How can I not mention him? He's my little brother! :'(

*proceeds to summon D'Sparil to PWN YOU!!!!*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on January 21, 2008, 10:46:56 PM
Okay, Quick Question!
Q: Have you been playing Heretic too much? A: YES!

*invites slime to a DWANGO match with heretic (can't actually, maybe ST...)and starts a DM*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 21, 2008, 10:47:50 PM
*uses Phoenix Rod to incinerate atariangamer*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ☼Foley☼ teh AWESOME! on January 22, 2008, 07:47:02 PM
*shows up, looks around, sees nothing all that great- moves to canada*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Loremaster on January 22, 2008, 07:54:17 PM
*shows up, looks around, sees nothing all that great- moves to canada*

Oh, hey, since you're going..... can you pick me up some Maple Syrup, Bacon, and a bag of milk?

*Grabs Slimeinator, atariangamer, and Manny Cav and tosses them into a Soylent Green machine*
*Punches the keys for God's sake*
*eats*

....BUT SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs to Germany*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 22, 2008, 11:24:26 PM
Atariangamer thinks I play too much Heretic! YOU CAN'T PLAY TOO MUCH HERETIC! SMILEY LAZER!

 :)
 ;)
 :D
 ;D
 >:(
 :(
 :o
 8)
 ???
 ::)
 :P
 :-[
 :-X
 :-\
 :-*
 :'(

Take THAT!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on January 23, 2008, 12:05:21 AM
Wht jst hppnd t m?
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 23, 2008, 12:10:27 AM
I didn't do anything to you.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on January 23, 2008, 11:14:07 AM
Y smmnd D'Sprl n m, s wht y sd sn't tre. I ws tlkng bt whtvr Lrmstr dd t m....
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Loremaster on January 23, 2008, 06:34:53 PM
I turned you three into Soylent Green and then ate the Soylent Green. Yeesh, doesn't anyone read and watch the classics anymore?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_Green (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_Green)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ☼Foley☼ teh AWESOME! on January 23, 2008, 07:33:27 PM
*returns from canada with mapel syrup, and hands lore a copy of To Serve Man*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on January 23, 2008, 10:21:51 PM
Okay...Soylent Green...where is the?..OMFG! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE?!?!?! I DON"T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, THIS CLASSIC NEEDS TO DIE!

*FIRES A BFG 30K AT THE CLASSIC AND LORE, BUT DUE TO SMILEY LAZER DAMAGE, I GET FRAGGED AS WELL* (WTF? I didn't type that...)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 23, 2008, 11:10:26 PM
Time to attack with a Tirza Rima!

Acquainted With the Night by Robert Frost

   I have been one acquainted with the night.
   I have walked out in rain
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on January 23, 2008, 11:55:26 PM
Tirza Rima? Idk, but poetry is one of my least favorite things...but please don't spam up the fight with clasic poems...

*fires minigun at slimenator*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 24, 2008, 12:24:28 AM
*acquires turbosphere+guardsphere+doomsphere and uses BFG to splinter you*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on January 24, 2008, 01:20:25 AM
*gives Loemaster mega constipation*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on January 24, 2008, 02:22:00 PM
*Gets 10+ Loremaster points because I recognized Soylent Green, but beats Loremaster with the bag of milk he wanted*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on January 24, 2008, 05:42:38 PM
*shudders* That gave me a nightmare last night, just thinking about the concept...
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

*Respawns from the BFG attack, then grabs the 'legendary' BFG2709 (dedicated doomers, is it right?) and fires the plasma balls at slime*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 25, 2008, 01:37:50 AM
(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee253/foley20/grue-1.jpg)



FATALITY!

Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Loremaster on January 25, 2008, 03:16:07 AM
I'm a grue?

Heh, I remember playing that game WAY back when.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on January 25, 2008, 05:45:44 PM
Uhh, whats the fatality? (I love that picture, though...funny pictures topic!)

"Atariangamer joined the spectators"
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on January 26, 2008, 06:27:11 PM
*Drags Ataringamer out of the spectator pit and beats him with a olive loaf*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 27, 2008, 12:33:37 AM
Uhh, whats the fatality? (I love that picture, though...funny pictures topic!)

"Atariangamer joined the spectators"

A Fatality is a one-hit KO in Mortal Kombat.

*eats olive loaf*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on January 27, 2008, 11:43:50 PM
Ugh, thanks for eating the bread...I hate olives.

*throws a broken glass jar with olives at kuwabara*

Oh, and the fatality thing, I was thinking it ment something like that, but...oh, I can't explain it in typing. Umm...I thought you were talking about the BFG.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on January 31, 2008, 02:27:36 PM
Quote
A Fatality is a one-hit KO in Mortal Kombat.

I wouldn't say that it's a K.O.....

*Takes a shard of glass from my head and is just about to attack when I fall over.*

A PLAGUE A' BOTH YOUR HOUSES!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on January 31, 2008, 06:28:48 PM
WOOT! Classic Theater from Kuwabara! Please complete the scene! (wait...this is romeo and juliet, right?)

*Procedes to fire a sniper rifle at anyone trying to stop Kuwabara from saying something*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on February 01, 2008, 02:08:58 AM
*stops Kuwabara from saying something*

Atariangamer has just wandered into the jaws of a wandering grue.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on February 01, 2008, 02:11:04 PM
*Starts to say something, but decides that it would be more fun to use Mercutio's 9mm "Dagger", so I proceed to shoot slimenator while yelling It's either I or thee Slimenator!  I OR THEE!*(yes, I know it was actually Romeo that said that.)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on February 01, 2008, 11:46:36 PM
I stabbed Mercutio when I was playing Tybalt in Romeo and Juliet last summer. Anyway...

*eats Kuwabara WITH SALT!!!!*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on February 02, 2008, 02:11:05 AM
-_- *sigh, then rolls up sleeves. Grabs slimenator with flem resistant gloves* WHAT THE FETHIN' FETH IS A FETHIN' GRUE, AND WHY THE FETH' ARE YOU USING IT SO FETHIN' MUCH?!?!?!?!!11/

*Drops slimenator down a storm drain, fills is with sewage, then lights a match and throws it in there*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on February 02, 2008, 11:21:59 AM
The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.

Grues are cool. YOU CAN'T LIGHT A MATCH IN A STORM DRAIN! ::) AND, my toast is burnt!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on February 02, 2008, 04:54:44 PM
*Bursts out of Slimenators body to say "Allen and I considered auditioning for that, but we decided against it." (too much homework, wacky schedule, etc are all factors as to why not.)  Then, slips back into the body, biding my time, waiting for something dramatic to happen.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on February 02, 2008, 06:57:48 PM
*while slimenator talks in a melted puddle* Dude, sewer gas is highly flamable. It just went woosh.

*Grabs the never before seen PAAZ'Device (Portable All Area Zorcher Device) and shoots it, sending slimenator back to Moe*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on February 02, 2008, 11:18:24 PM
OK. I'll chill with Moe for the Super Bowl! :D

Moving along...

*summons D'Sparil's Chaos Serpent to rip you into tiny little Atarian biscuits! And then it eats them*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on February 03, 2008, 12:07:13 AM
HA! I beat the Chaos Serpent with out dying! (cant say that about D'Sparil though, he killed me with one shot...)

*Reassimbles myself in slimenator, then procedes to play Tempest (WoOt!) in slimenators stomach*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on February 03, 2008, 03:48:39 PM
To atariangamer, I leave... A BOOT TO THE HEAD!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFldBVWFgWo
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on February 03, 2008, 04:57:47 PM
I hate Pheonix Wright...

*blows up slimenators copy of Pheonix Wright, then zorches him to Moe...again*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on February 03, 2008, 09:54:03 PM
I never had Phoenix Wright in the first place. :D

*BOOT TO THE HEAD*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on February 03, 2008, 11:46:01 PM
Now you get on my nerves...I'm getting a Vile Staff.

*uses Vile staff on bodies around us and creates an army*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on February 04, 2008, 02:01:56 AM
Also to Atariangamer, I leave not a boot to the head, but a rabid Tasmanian Devil to be placed in his trousers.

*BOOT TO THE HEAD*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Loremaster on February 04, 2008, 02:06:51 AM
Oh, the dreaded Tasmanian Trouser Travesty... I do not envy you, boy.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on February 04, 2008, 02:10:26 AM
Your skill level has increased by one. :)

*dismembers Loremaster with my high pwnage skill level*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on February 04, 2008, 09:18:01 AM
Slime please give someone else a boot to the face. Hard. Or I will have to find the Elder Swear and use it on you.

*starts throwing Loremaster's parts at slimenator.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on February 04, 2008, 02:09:24 PM
*Cuts off the foot that boots and feeds it to a nomadic tribe of weiner dogs*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on February 04, 2008, 06:11:44 PM
*thanks kuwabara for that, then starts playing doom boxing with slimenator
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Loremaster on February 04, 2008, 08:06:10 PM
*Puts Boot on Head and laughs*

No-one will get that. At least, I HOPE no-one here gets that.

*shoves boot down Slimeinator's throat. Foot-In-Mouth Disease becomes deadly!*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on February 04, 2008, 10:26:33 PM
I got some of that when talking in CHWYAB...

*clones self, then sends clone on kamakazie mission to slimeinator*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on February 04, 2008, 11:26:38 PM
NO! DENIED!

*BOOT TO THE HEAD!!!*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on February 05, 2008, 09:11:57 AM
...   ...   ...   ...   ...   ...
*I'm not responding*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on February 08, 2008, 02:52:28 AM
You thought WRONG!!!!

*pwns self*

I have no idea why I did that.

*sics Thamuz on Richie*

Oh no. I am afraid Thamuz has pulled out your intestines.

GAME OVER!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on February 08, 2008, 12:46:38 PM
It's time to use the "Elder Swear!"

[HAHA, I'm an idiot who is trying to get around the word filters]$#!+≠∩
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on February 08, 2008, 02:03:53 PM
I got some of that when talking in CHWYAB...

*clones self, then sends clone on kamakazie mission to slimeinator*

*slaps slimenator for his misspelling of the word "Kamikaze" (Deity wind)*

Kuwabara: Kah-Me-Kah-Zeh!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on February 08, 2008, 07:28:03 PM
*snickers, cause kuwabara slapped slime for atari's wrong doing...then wonders what the heck kuwabara said*

No no, manny, this is the "Elder swear" from harry potter puppet pals : *big breath*
Your mother is a (beep, beep-eep, beeep)ing (BEEEEP)Lorem Ipsum (beep, beep, bee-eep) admen vinum (beep beep beep beep) traguna (beep beep, bee-eee-eep beep) hipopotamus (beep beeeeeeeep bee-beep beep beep) republican (beep beep)ing daniel radcliffe (beep beep beep) with a bucket of (beep beeeeep beep beep beep) in a castle far away where no one can hear you (beep bee-be-beeep beep) soup (beep beep beep) with a bucket of (beeep beep) mickey mouse (bbeep beep) and a stick of dynamite (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP) maigical (beep beep BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP) alakazam!....

Now you know.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on February 08, 2008, 09:23:22 PM
I got some of that when talking in CHWYAB...

*clones self, then sends clone on kamakazie mission to slimeinator*

*slaps slimenator for his misspelling of the word "Kamikaze" (Deity wind)*

Kuwabara: Kah-Me-Kah-Zeh!

It was ATARIANGAMER who spelled kamikaze wrong.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on February 08, 2008, 09:32:19 PM
*doesn't feel like re-copying the Elder swear, but insult sword fights slimenator with it*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on February 12, 2008, 02:03:12 PM
*snickers, cause kuwabara slapped slime for atari's wrong doing...then wonders what the heck kuwabara said*

I was saying how you pronounce the word Kamikaze.

*Slaps ataringamer for making me explain things!*

Kuwabara:  "Ah, what the heck."

*Slaps everyone in the room with a wet latex glove*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on February 12, 2008, 05:00:09 PM
*slaps Kuwabara on the rear end with a paddle full of holes*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on February 13, 2008, 12:11:52 AM
Explination for holes...makes the paddle streamlined, goes quicker through the air.

*fires the blessing cannon at a small mouse* (guys, what happens to it?)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on February 13, 2008, 01:58:53 PM
*slaps Kuwabara on the rear end with a paddle full of holes*

*Shudders and sinks into a corner*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on February 13, 2008, 10:50:35 PM
uh, the mouse has just broken three traps...did I just bless it?

*Looks up, sees the "you best recheck that URL, sunshine" 404 pic *for some reason, is in my screensaver* then grabs manny by the collar, throws him on the wall, and asks who made it!*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on February 13, 2008, 11:59:26 PM
*wonders where atariangamer saw it...*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on February 14, 2008, 12:03:55 AM
...*GASP!!!* it waS YOU! YOU POSTED IT IN THE OLD FUNNY PICTURES TOPIC, AND I'M PRETTY SURE YOU HAD IT IN YOUR SIGNATURE AT THE TUCQ FORUMS!!!!

*grabs manny's head, starts slamming it on the ground, then decides to stop when he starts bleeding from the ears and mouth...uses a 'regeneration' rune on him, the runs quickly away. Calls manny and waits for conformation on the above said stuff...*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on February 14, 2008, 12:08:08 AM
It's a result of me deleting images on an old file host that I used to use. It really means that the file it tried to find doesn't exist anymore. It's not intended to be "funny" or anything.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on February 14, 2008, 12:13:20 AM
well, compared to some 404 pictures i've seen its funny.

*tries to fight manny, then decides to just let his R.O.B. try and beat him in punch out!*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on February 14, 2008, 12:14:43 AM
*makes atariangamer swallow a fire burst pod that then preceded to explode...*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on February 14, 2008, 12:16:48 AM
*...sending little atari bits flying across the screen, cutting manny to ribbons. The atari's finaly reassmble as a giant robot, which fires on the city*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Pikazec2012 on February 16, 2008, 11:20:43 PM
*shows up with a mewtwo who uses physchic to beat everyone, including pikazec2012
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on February 17, 2008, 06:24:15 PM
*Using the last of the Great Power of the Frito's, (don't ask where it came from) I start this battle all over again since mewtwo has pwned us ten times to Tuesday*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on February 18, 2008, 07:25:24 PM
*I FIRE A BFG AT KUWABARA FOR HE STARTED THE FIGHT AGAIN*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on February 18, 2008, 08:10:54 PM
Then I use a 189,819 character word (found here: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061113221628AAxlNn5) to PWN YOU ALL!!!!!! 8)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on February 19, 2008, 09:22:25 AM
...wha? sorry, can't fight now...still reading...
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on February 19, 2008, 02:06:16 PM
*Is healed by the BFG, because if you listen to the DooM movie, then it's the Bio Force Gun. Bio being life, my health is at 200%*

*Uses this extra health as an excuse to charge headfirst into ataringamer while yelling like the Rayman Rabbits do*

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on February 19, 2008, 02:23:41 PM
*gasp* PLUNGER TIME!!!!!!!!!! 8)

*uses font of doom and plunger to destroy Kuwabara*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on February 20, 2008, 02:18:39 PM
STOP!  Plunger time!  *Starts to bust out some awesome moves with the plunger*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on February 20, 2008, 07:08:17 PM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/211/504225303_79474d1ea2_o.jpg)

 :D

*starts forcing slimenator down the toilet with a plunger*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on February 21, 2008, 02:44:38 PM
*Pulls slimenator's head out of teh toliet and beats ataringamer with the plunger*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on February 21, 2008, 10:24:52 PM
*grabs another plunger and swordfights Kuwabara in front of a house with christmas lights synced with a Transiberian Orchestra christmas song*

^
|
U remember this, kuwabara?
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on February 21, 2008, 11:32:19 PM
Oh ho yes I do!

*Draws out a dredded duster and starts to attack with that!* (I will use a duster as a sword in a 2-minute version of Antigone that me, allen and a friend are doing for school.)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on February 21, 2008, 11:51:26 PM
LOL!!!

*sneezes so hard from dust that kuwabara and I are blasted backwards from each other*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on February 22, 2008, 12:07:14 AM
It is time for an intervention of the subtle kind.


*uses the BRBsaurus rex to spray yellow goo all over Atariangamer and Rushnerd. Then uses teh awesomeness flemoid powers to teleport a wumpus atop Mount Smokey*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on February 22, 2008, 02:24:27 PM
LOL!!!

*sneezes so hard from dust that kuwabara and I are blasted backwards from each other*

*Then, we catch ourselves midair, and fly back towards each other clashing "sword" to "sword!"
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on February 24, 2008, 12:26:11 AM
*We then procede to keep launching ourselfs at each other and clashing 'swords'! when our swords break, we take BESERK! and start a midair boxing match*
Title: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on February 24, 2008, 12:30:11 AM
*wonders why Atariangamer loves DooM boxing*

Game over.

*uses Lord of H***'s new spread attack to killify Atariangamer and his DooM boxing*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on February 24, 2008, 01:37:24 AM
I have never played DooM boxing with anyone...kuwabara started the back and forth thing, and i added punching. why does that go to doom boxing? I HAVEN"T EVEN HEARD OF IT!!!!

*wonders why the PC went dead on my awesome midair battle and notices that slimenator tripped over the internet cord. he plugs it back in and picks up an energy sword and charges kuwabara again*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on February 24, 2008, 01:42:12 AM
*eats Atariangamer*

Mmm...you taste like garlic bread.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on February 25, 2008, 02:09:59 PM
I have never played DooM boxing with anyone...kuwabara started the back and forth thing, and i added punching. why does that go to doom boxing? I HAVEN"T EVEN HEARD OF IT!!!!

*wonders why the PC went dead on my awesome midair battle and notices that slimenator tripped over the internet cord. he plugs it back in and picks up an energy sword and charges kuwabara again*

*Flips over ataringamer, grabs his energy sword and flips again splitting him in half all Travis Touchdown style*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on February 25, 2008, 06:52:23 PM
dang...i was havin' fun too.

o well, i join spectators for a while

*[CQ]atariangamer joined the spectators*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on February 26, 2008, 02:11:26 PM
*Torches spectator pit*

MUHAHAHAHHAHA!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on February 26, 2008, 10:49:30 PM
Oh dang.

*jumps from flaming pit (thanks  blue armor :) then procedes to get precision on kuwabara with his peashooter. How ever, kuwabara had a minigun when he respawned...*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on February 29, 2008, 02:24:30 PM
*So I start my Minigun...and turn it on Allen!*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on February 29, 2008, 06:29:10 PM
*LOLZ, then grabs a railgun and fires at allen too!*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 12, 2008, 04:07:41 AM
Only atariangamer could cut THIS thread. (No offense.)

*deth star lazer*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on March 12, 2008, 10:15:41 PM
wtf? foley just got back from a vacation to awesome land! I couldn't help it that the best fighter was gone!

*falcon punches slimenator with a zorch glove*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on March 12, 2008, 11:37:36 PM
*one-ups atariangamer with a warlock punch*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 13, 2008, 03:51:14 AM
*characters from my awesome book I'm writing come and pull Manny's head off, dismember atariangamer, and draw and quarter Kuwabara*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on March 13, 2008, 10:37:07 AM
*My quarters yell "I'll gnaw your legs off!*

(if you miss this reference, then you fail)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 16, 2008, 12:54:04 AM
*uses D'Sparil to Shoop Da Whoop Strife for not being on and uses the awesomely awesome TIE Defenders to bomb Kuwabara's level 5 space station, annihilating it*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on March 16, 2008, 04:53:18 PM
? Have you been playing TIE Fighter by Lucasarts? I has that game, and it PWNS!!!

*sucker punches teh slimenator and takes some zorch from him, then zorches everything else to the flemoid dimension*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 16, 2008, 06:29:03 PM
? Have you been playing TIE Fighter by Lucasarts? I has that game, and it PWNS!!!

*sucker punches teh slimenator and takes some zorch from him, then zorches everything else to the flemoid dimension*

FAIL!

I have been playing Star Wars: Empire at War; Forces of Corruption Expansion.

*uses turbo lazer battery to Shoop Da Whoop atariangamer until he is little atari dust*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on March 16, 2008, 10:20:50 PM
oh, ho! know you not the power of the atari dust?

*the dust grows and multiplies, then forms a huge solid gold atari logo that then falls and crushes the slimenator and everyone that views this post like a soft biscuit. Then turns back into me, so no one will try and melt it down for gold*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 18, 2008, 08:27:43 PM
*boot to the head*

Thou hath been destroyed!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on March 19, 2008, 12:46:56 AM
...my head is not a frickin football, for cryin out loud! go kick arnold's head!

*duels with Slime using Lazer tag*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 19, 2008, 02:12:15 AM
OK!

*boot to ARNOLD'S head*

And for the Lazer tag...

*shoops a whoop that pwns you and sets my score to 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999desu9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on March 19, 2008, 04:22:00 PM
hmm, one problem with your OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!! number....

*Smacks Slimeinator cause it NEEDS MOAR DESU!!!!!*

No exceptions.

(oh, and the Arnold thing was some old cartoon with a kid who's head looked like a football...mebe you saw it)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 21, 2008, 12:00:23 AM
Fine. BE THAT WAY! >:(

desudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesu

How's THAT for desu!?

*boot to Manny Cav's head*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on March 21, 2008, 12:07:05 AM
*the force of the kick sends my head flying through one end of atariangamer's head to the other, and on a continual low-level orbit across the surface of the planet*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 21, 2008, 06:12:22 PM
*interdimensional worm thing devours your orbitting head*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on March 21, 2008, 10:48:59 PM
*reasambles hisself then throws Slime into the pit of darkness, then locks the door and takes away his zorch*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 21, 2008, 10:54:20 PM
*swallows and detonates Zorch Grenade*

There. Now I must work with Moe to continue on with EChex!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on March 21, 2008, 10:57:19 PM
! its started again? didja get it workin?

*contemplates his head to pieces how he got a zorch grenade when he fed Slime through a seive to get all solid zorch out, then zorches self to the flemdimesion to check on them*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 21, 2008, 10:59:27 PM
'Sup, DOOD!? We have cake! Made of... SOYLENT GREEN!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!!!

*force feeds Soylent Green to atariangamer with a bootspoon*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on March 21, 2008, 11:46:51 PM
-_- ...this isnt soylent green...this is FAILURE !!!

*fricken bootspoons slimenator to the ground then fricken burys him in failure flakes*

I has almost a normal life, then you bring up that again! URGH!!! fool, U have disrupted my groove...
actually no one has any idea what that means. even some guy who was a teen during the time the movie was releasd.
heh, but reminds me of replicas screens page

Fred: should I eat some chex?
Flemoid: U canibal!?!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 21, 2008, 11:52:59 PM
By the way, I can compile GZdoom now. Don't ask me how. I just can. I need to get permission from Graf Zahl before I make any releases available.

*contemplates his head to pieces how he got a zorch grenade when he fed Slime through a seive to get all solid zorch out, then zorches self to the flemdimesion to check on them*

You seem to have forgotten to remove my teleporter capsule. Moe sent a Zorch Grenade through it so I could set it and ingest it.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on March 22, 2008, 01:05:04 PM
*Decapitates every single recent member that has used desu a million times*

Kuwabara: "It's a end of sentence thing!  Not just a single word! AGH!!!"

*Head explodes with the force of a A-bomb*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 22, 2008, 01:20:59 PM
*takes plasma rifle from the new FreeDooM release and uses it to blow the head off of the creator and all players of The Game (which I am not playing)*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Anonymous (ChexGuy331) on March 23, 2008, 07:32:51 PM
*picks up BFG from Quake II/Doom 3 and fires at Slimeinator and everyone near him.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on March 23, 2008, 07:57:47 PM
good thing I wasn't near U...

*takes the NIN nailgun and fires tons of nails at everyone*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 23, 2008, 08:10:07 PM
Good thing also that I am a Flemoid and am therefore not affected by the Big Fragging Gun v. 9,000.

*boots Anonymous in the head*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Anonymous (ChexGuy331) on March 24, 2008, 04:35:53 PM
That didn't hurt. I'MA ZORCH YOU.

*zorch*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 24, 2008, 04:40:54 PM
I'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!

*fires mah lazer*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on March 24, 2008, 10:29:56 PM
Pikachu! Use shoop da whoop!! *obliterates The Slimeinator*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on March 24, 2008, 10:59:45 PM
lol pikachu shoopdawhoops

*attacks Cav with a flying motorcycle that fires bricks out the back, along with dragon fire and a net*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 24, 2008, 11:56:17 PM
NOOOOO PIKACHU!!!!!

*turns Pikachu into CRISPY BACON*

*devours Manny's soul for bringing Pikachu up*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on March 25, 2008, 10:08:41 AM
*Pikachu's lost soul wisps The Slimeinator away to Lavender Town to forever be haunted by the ghost inhabitants there*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on March 26, 2008, 08:25:42 AM
*Pops Manny Cav in the head*

lol ebeeto walkthrough
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on March 26, 2008, 10:11:00 AM
*smacks atariangamer in the head with a V8 bottle*

You could have had a V8! You post made no sense at all!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on March 26, 2008, 12:00:31 PM
...go to youtube, type in "ebeeto's hitman walkthrough" and watch 2:1...the favorite frase in there is "POP THESE SUCKAS IN THE HEAD!".

*offers veggies to cav, cav denies, then throws them into the air, smacks cav with spatula, then catches veggies and walks off*

That was the best V8 commercial...
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on April 14, 2008, 10:39:34 PM
*uses surface to surface SPAM missile to SPAM atariangamer*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on April 14, 2008, 11:32:05 PM
Too late! Many sites I try to get on want to make me pay, but ask for my email first...but say nothing about money till I try to use it...

*covers the world in glow in the dark paint, then blows up all glowing things*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on April 15, 2008, 05:46:12 PM
*Shoots rapidly at Ataringamer with the BFG10K, also known as: TEH PWNAGE GUN!!*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on April 15, 2008, 05:55:04 PM
*runs away from the BFG10K, which has an almost nonexistent fragmentation radius, then drills Kuwabara with a minigun*

Seriously though, I fired the BFG10K into a group of people, and only the one directly hit died...none of the others had any damage!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on April 16, 2008, 01:39:20 PM
Thats dissappointing.  *Boots Ataringamer's head for being the bearer of bad news*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on April 17, 2008, 08:14:23 AM
:( Didn't mean to be the bad news man. but the best thing for the 10k is close range combat...or invasion mode. it owns in invasion mode.

*smacks Kuwabara with a fish tail cuz he is eating a burger when he could be eating Capitan D's*
(these comercials make no sense...)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on April 17, 2008, 12:22:05 PM
Don't take anything I say in here seriously.

*Does a drive-by shooting via the scrolling text*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on April 17, 2008, 05:20:16 PM
*pops out all the people in Virtua Cop style*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on April 19, 2008, 12:05:19 AM
*attacks with a CYTOPLASMIC PLASMOID*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Pikazec2012 on April 19, 2008, 12:07:07 AM
throws sliminator down wrestling style
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on April 19, 2008, 12:08:43 AM
*is irate*

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*unthrows Pikazec2012 re-down non-wrestling not-style*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The_Darkness_Hurts on April 19, 2008, 02:13:30 PM
*Escapes Sliminator's slime with a hot fudge sunday, two cow's and


Za Warudo!

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on April 21, 2008, 08:30:07 AM
...I hate total out of the blue randomness...
NOW YAs GOTTA DIE!!!

*uses lazar chaingun to beat The_Darkness back, then swings it around and smashes him over the head with it. Then pulls out his hand blaster and takes out Manny Cav and xbolt. Finding more ammo, he picks up the chaingun and runs off...*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on April 21, 2008, 01:43:08 PM
Quote
...I hate total out of the blue randomness...
NOW YAs GOTTA DIE!!!

HERE HERE!  *Joins Ataringamer and his shooting escapades with a minigun of my own*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on April 21, 2008, 11:36:43 PM
Quote
...I hate total out of the blue randomness...
NOW YAs GOTTA DIE!!!

HERE HERE!  *Joins Ataringamer and his shooting escapades with a minigun of my own*

(not) Hear hear!

*pummels Kuwabara and atariangamer with cow pies on sunday in the middle of a purple-dyed lake filled with flying marshmallows*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on April 21, 2008, 11:50:21 PM
too bad I grew up visiting a farm since I was 4...thats not gross. THE RANDOMNESS OF THE PLACE IS!!!

*teleports everyone off planet except for Slime, then creates nuclear winter on earth...no one or thing survives*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on April 22, 2008, 12:33:54 AM
...I hate total out of the blue randomness...
NOW YAs GOTTA DIE!!!

*uses lazar chaingun to beat The_Darkness back, then swings it around and smashes him over the head with it. Then pulls out his hand blaster and takes out Manny Cav and xbolt. Finding more ammo, he picks up the chaingun and runs off...*

GAHHH!!! I thought I was hiding safely! Oh well...

*Fires phaser banks*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on April 22, 2008, 07:29:36 AM
*ssszzzaaappp'd to who knows where*

Now where am I?
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The_Darkness_Hurts on April 22, 2008, 11:12:07 AM
*Calmly floats in space, watching The End of ze World*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZMwKPmsbWE

"California! You two-timing person-who-was-born-from-an-unmarried-mother!"
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on April 22, 2008, 04:24:33 PM
Hey! No foul words!

Looks around... Hi guys... Wips out a BFG and goes on a rampage murdering every thing.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on April 22, 2008, 11:11:50 PM
*blasts a black hole inside out to make it white, then pushing everyone out to the center of space*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on April 23, 2008, 01:45:43 PM
*Proceeds to have a slap fight with anyone within my arm reach in this space*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on April 23, 2008, 06:48:34 PM
Snaps Kuwabara's neck. Proceeds to sufficate :D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on April 25, 2008, 01:00:25 PM
*Snaps neck back in place all Xin* style, and proceeds to beat Ataringamer, also in Xin Style*

*--Xin-- A flash series about a high school completely run by student fighter gangs and abusive teachers, I would suggest this to anyone that likes martial arts movies, but I also suggest a 17+ rating, because it is quite violent.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on April 27, 2008, 06:47:27 PM
*fires mah lazer*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on April 30, 2008, 12:57:03 PM
*Deflects said lazer back*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on May 01, 2008, 06:04:58 PM
*fires a lazar at kuwabara, then deflects his deflection to Slime*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on May 02, 2008, 12:32:52 PM
Summons a swirling vortex of Uranium-235 atoms which explode on contact, killing all members of the CQFF, except for ChexCommander, who is sleeping behind his impenetrable house of lead (lined with steel to prevent poisoning)  ;D!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on May 02, 2008, 08:21:42 PM
*regenerates from little Atari bits...for in California, it contains lead*
(I never get that, the wires have little warnings on them that say "in california, this has proven to contain lead")

*removes the steel and then pushes the walls closer...then fills with water*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on May 04, 2008, 12:21:07 AM
*creates swirling vortex for no apparent reason*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on May 04, 2008, 12:29:30 AM
*dies and resurrects self for no apparent reason
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on May 05, 2008, 01:46:42 PM
*Writes official rules of fighting that state "Instant kill everyone moves are hereby banned by decree of Me!"*

*Wonders if anyone will actually listen to that*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on May 05, 2008, 07:35:43 PM
*Disregards Kuwabara's rule, and destroys everyone on the planet via aerial bombardment*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on May 05, 2008, 08:37:44 PM
*pops out the Atari 2700, and uses it to remote control xbolt's garage door from accross the street. as he backs out, I flip it up and down, smashing his car to bits.*

(could have hapened, had the 2700 been released.)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on May 05, 2008, 09:54:41 PM
*Laughs, because he doesn't have a garage*

*While Atarian is busy smashing his neighbor's car, he sends a jamming signal to Atarian's 2700, causing it to explode*
Title: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on May 06, 2008, 12:34:04 AM
*uses orbiting Eclipse-class Super Star Dreadnought to orbitally bombard atariangamer's secret underground base because I feel like it*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on May 06, 2008, 01:44:09 PM
*Sits on the curb thinking "What started this war anywho?"

*Randomly shoots ataringamer with a Electrotool*  (Play Time Splitters)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on May 06, 2008, 09:40:41 PM
*is kinda confused because I don't have a neighbor within 100 feet, I don't have an underground base; instead a space station, and i'm an atari, electricity is normal*

*jumps to an Atari Jaguar, to get more power to comprehend this...*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Allen Walker on May 09, 2008, 01:01:22 PM
*steals his Jaguar and plays Wolfenstian with it, but then proceeds to beat Kuwabara to death with it."
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on May 09, 2008, 01:04:57 PM
*proceeds to finish GFX of DEATH so I can release Chex Quest Generation Two E3M7 and E3M8 at the same time* *in the meantime, uses lazer to destroy the Atari Jaguar and all who used it*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Anonymous (ChexGuy331) on May 10, 2008, 12:38:50 AM
*Takes a horribly underpowered computer that must run Half-Life (1) on lowest settings and runs Crysis on it while simultaneously dividing by 0*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on May 10, 2008, 12:41:08 AM
*sends a force of polygon fighters to gain revenge for the Jaguar*

Actually, Wolfenstein is awesome on Jaguar. Alien vs Predator is good, too. Off the top of my head, thats all the system was good for...except Tempest 2000...freakin awesome.

*notices that Anon posted before me, then watches and waits as the small CPU fan starts to run louder and louder...then runs for the hills while there is still time* LOL GOOD ONE ANON
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on May 10, 2008, 01:11:36 AM
Come over to my place... I have muffins... made of...

SOYLENT GREEN!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on May 10, 2008, 08:13:08 AM
...never bring it back...

*with a loud yell, runs in and destroys the place with a bomb...and all the machines and such that make it*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on May 10, 2008, 10:48:07 AM
SPLOOSH

*summons a banana made of Soylent Red and force feeds it to atariangamer*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on May 10, 2008, 11:05:49 AM
*Beats Allen with a 32X*

Two can play at that game!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on May 10, 2008, 12:15:19 PM
*uses ultimately ultimate splaminator to destroy Kuwabara and/or this topic*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on May 10, 2008, 12:24:51 PM
*cheats at 1600s era pinball machine*
Ye Olde Tilt
Oopsies.
*runs away as the lowering hammer bops The Slimeinator in the head, killing him*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on May 10, 2008, 11:58:41 PM
Manny cav, that makes me think you have watched the Three Stooges...I love that episode (if you speak from the one I mean)

And don't mess with the 32x...its awesome (play virtua racer/fighter...woot)

*Uses the Atari 5200 power transformer to squash all who comes near*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on May 11, 2008, 10:22:56 AM
Manny cav, that makes me think you have watched the Three Stooges...I love that episode (if you speak from the one I mean)
You speak the truth, atariangamer. ;)

*throws Kuwabara at the ancient, rampaging video game console that squashes all who come near it*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on May 11, 2008, 01:44:20 PM
*Calms this video game beast with songs of Lon Lon and/or Ranch, and then proceeds to send this beast on Manny Cav*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on May 11, 2008, 01:59:07 PM
*summons Epona*

ATTACK OF THE LEGEND OF ZELDAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

*attacks with:

Ganondorf
Link
Zelda
Hookshot
Light Arrow
Ice Arrow
Fire Arrow
Longshot
Goron
Zora
Mount Death
Dodongo
BIG Dodongo
BIGGER Dodongo
Majora's Mask
Majora's Wrath
Majora's Chicken Wings
Epona
Bat
Bird-thing
IRON KNUCKLE
BIGGER IRON KNUCKLE
SMILING IRON KNUCKLE*

Scary rant over.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: redbipedicus on May 11, 2008, 06:23:10 PM
Ha! Try to beat me! remember my powers? My green shield absorbs all physical strikes, and my grey shield absorbs all projectile attacks. Too bad I can only have one on at a time...

*Green Shield appears around redbipedicus*

Also, I can beat that Atari

*Summons a giant SUPER NINTENDO*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on May 11, 2008, 08:04:20 PM
*sits down to a nice, old fashioned game on the now-calmed Atari 5200*
Hey! I gots me an idear!
*attempts to install a Phillips disk drive on the SNES*
CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! BANG!
Whoops again.
*whistles off at the speed of light*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on May 11, 2008, 08:50:07 PM
Hey Red! Other than some good arcade ports, he 5200 fails and I know it, but nothing can beat the 2600. Or some of the computers...they rocked! You know whats really bad? The Power Glove for NES..."I love the power glove, its so bad...and I mean BAD!" -avgn

*uses power glove to punch straight through Red, then flings him into the outer atmosphere*

manny doesn't deserve to be beat up, he playz atari and "knows its power now"
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: redbipedicus on May 12, 2008, 08:22:16 PM
Hello? I said I had my green shield. Your punch is void!

*Shield automatically shifts to grey after absorbing the hit*

*Spits magma at atariangamer*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on May 12, 2008, 09:41:46 PM
*Attempts to destroy vital nerve functions using*

EPIC FAIL!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on May 12, 2008, 10:15:04 PM
xbolt, I am detecting massive quanti... oh, shoot, my tricorder just went "bust". redbipedicus is a sure goner.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on May 12, 2008, 10:47:30 PM
*uses rampant FAIL energy to turn xbolt into a Cheese-nip*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on May 12, 2008, 11:20:38 PM
Xbolt, I see a big block of red...wait *highlights red block* O_O'' okay...

and red, HtH didja get that sheild?
*Calls upon the forces of the universe to obliterate the ground around red, then teleports him to another dimension*
Eh, its lonely there...
*activates the world wide teleporter*
okay...good now
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on May 12, 2008, 11:45:55 PM
*Uses residual background radiation left over from his

EPIC FAIL!

attack to create an interdimentional rift, creating a duplicate of himself, before he was turned into a Cheese Nip*

*The clone then says, "This statement is false."*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on May 13, 2008, 12:02:39 AM
*destroys all

EPIC FAIL!

energies and related events*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on May 13, 2008, 05:57:00 PM
...well, that pretty much destroys much of human civilization, seeing as most of our stuff was produced from the experience of EPIC FAIL...ah, screw it. Lets remake civilization.

*uses tons of asteroids to make new moon and continents*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on May 13, 2008, 10:19:22 PM
*plays Meteoroids to destroy atariangamer's asteroids*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on May 13, 2008, 11:14:40 PM
Cav: YES! 1,432,532nd wave completed! *reads screen* 'Now the threat is bigger, you have Atarian Fighters dive bombing you every few seconds, plus all trick asteroids seen thus far...If you beat this, call the number on the screen, cuz you will win 10$ for every wave completed so far.' WOW! Can't be that hard...Okay, shooting asteroids...wow, they're comming fast...Ships coming...hey, I can't shoot em! Oh, shoot the bombs...woah, somethings wrong here *tons of ships, asteroids, power ups, and stuff pops up* WAH! TOO MUCH! *huge spark from game system, screen goes blank* Holy... *system catches on fire* AH! *fire extingueshes it* ... What happened? Hmm...GOOGLE IT! *googles it* Okay, when reaching a level higher than 1,432,530, the amount of sprites on the screen may overload the processor to the point that a self induced meltdown occurs. (cav looks like O_O') If you open the game cartridge after burning, for at this point, fire is unavoidable, there will be a piece of asbestos paper. On the paper is a phone number. Calling it will win you a prize package worth the # of playable levels. (cav stops reading and runs to get paper. calls # and looks at screen till they pick up.) ^*Sorry, but the automated phone service has stopped functioning. Please call back later. (C) 1991 Telomation Inc.

Cav: ...NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: StikShow on May 20, 2008, 08:16:36 AM
*Laughs at Cav*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on May 20, 2008, 01:34:48 PM
Don't laugh just yet. *asteroid hits StikShow and crushes him to the ground*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on May 20, 2008, 05:17:13 PM
 :-X O wow, I"m tryin hard not to laugh.

but manny, why'd ya beat him up so quick?

*uses portal gun to get right next to manny, then shoots him with rocket*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: StikShow on May 20, 2008, 07:53:43 PM
All of a sudden, the asteroid begins to shake.

*Lifts asteroid from under it, chunks it at Manny, rips off his head, puts it on backwards, so he can watch his butt while I kick it.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: redbipedicus on May 20, 2008, 08:22:35 PM
Heh he he. All that epic fail energy didn't scratch me! My shield was still gray!

*Shield automatically switches to green again*

(You know, I can't control my shield. It changes by itself right after absorbing an attack...)

*Shoots a speeding lava shot at Manny*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on May 20, 2008, 10:59:34 PM
:-X O wow, I"m tryin hard not to laugh.

but manny, why'd ya beat him up so quick?
You lose. I didn't beat him up. You're cute, little asteroid storm you created in the previous page done him in, el stupo. ;D *sucks up atariangamer's fail energy to heal myself and blast atariangamer, StikShow, and redbipedicus straight in their heads*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on May 21, 2008, 07:39:46 AM
R.O.B. is awesome.

*uses the ROB to get back at you*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on May 22, 2008, 10:42:38 AM
*summons a Bob-omb unto Atariangamer's head*

*also summons a Gizzmachiwizzbang unto Manny's head*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on May 22, 2008, 06:13:04 PM
Gizzmachiwizzbang? sweet

*slowly kills everyone with exams...comming next week*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on May 23, 2008, 04:11:17 PM
*Goes downtown in a Lu-Li-La-Lou, and then runs Manny over with it.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on May 23, 2008, 10:27:05 PM
*"Gizzmachiwizzbang" mauls my head, followed by an unfortunate hit-and-run 'accident' with Kuwabara's "Lu-Li-La-Lou"*
BLAM!
*reforms back into old self*
He he he. Who says cheaters never prosper? ;D
*forces Kuwabara into a low-end staff travel deal to the land of the dead*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: redbipedicus on May 24, 2008, 03:23:18 AM
*Fail energy phases right through my shield, hitting me in the face*

Ouch!

*Shield automatically changes from green to gray*

And now...

*Sets off a nuke*

*The explosion hits the whole area and everyone in it, but my projectile shield protects me*

*Shield automatically changes back to green*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on May 24, 2008, 10:49:11 AM
*Kuwabara, redbipedicus, and I are the only survivors*
Now, aren't you glad you went with me on this trip underground, Kuwabara? Say, I have an idea!
*kicks Kuwabara back into the toxic, radioactive, kill-you-in-a-second nuclear wasteland that redbipedicus created*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on May 24, 2008, 01:32:44 PM
NOOOOOEES!!!!!!

*Transforms into the Wumpus due to the radioactive-ness*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: redbipedicus on May 26, 2008, 03:17:06 AM
U-oh!

*Spits black lava-rocks at the Wumpus*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on May 26, 2008, 01:23:13 PM
*uses the Space Station to build a de-nuke lazer. cleans up a small section of water and land, especially for our battle*

Awright...here weh go!

*comes out, auto 9mms blazing*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on May 29, 2008, 10:43:17 AM
*summons a crack-squad of Sputums to come and encase atariangamer in pure red slime*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on May 30, 2008, 02:33:33 AM
Wips out michine hun and kills every one of the sputums. Plus Sliminator.

Why is every one posting in red?
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on May 30, 2008, 10:16:06 AM
Red indicates physical action or implied physical action, rather than mere text.

*Replica soon realizes that Flemoids like the Sputums and The Slimeinator are immune to conventional weapons like machine guns or "michine huns", with his mistake costing him his life due to being suffocated by the Flemoids sliming over him*
Gotta think of something, quick.
*tames the Flemoids, including The Slimeinator, and has a real-life game of Flemoid Pet going*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on May 30, 2008, 10:36:04 AM
... ... ...
*is not a pet*

My Sputums and I are not pets! >:(

*summons a trio of Ultimi to utterly and thoroughly defeat Manny Cav*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on May 30, 2008, 01:43:57 PM
*circle strafes around them while firing my LAZ Device*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on May 30, 2008, 06:52:12 PM
... ... ...
*is not a pet*
THATS FUNNY.

*borrows xbolt's spaceship and lures the flemoids on. Then activates the ship wide zorch field.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on May 31, 2008, 12:43:05 AM
*superuberdoopersplooper*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on May 31, 2008, 10:10:04 PM
*...DOES NOT COMPUTE...
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on May 31, 2008, 10:10:39 PM
FAIL

*uses Chain-zorcher to zorchinate you*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on June 01, 2008, 09:17:39 AM
Imah chill in spectate for awhile...
but is there such thing as a chain zorcher?
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 01, 2008, 10:49:50 AM
Yes. It's in TNCQ: Generation Two.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on June 01, 2008, 11:47:16 PM
...implemented in next release, or now? cuz i didn't see it.
*tries to play voxelstein...to no avail*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 02, 2008, 12:02:25 AM
Next release.

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Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on June 03, 2008, 04:26:22 PM
*has finger on the verge of pressing the join button just to yell 'needs less desu'...sucumbs*

NEEDS LESS DESU!!!!! *explodes desus with double bareled railgun*

)question: can you have a marquee scrolling inside a marquee?(
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on June 04, 2008, 05:58:13 PM
*Joins atariangamer in his less desu crusade, considering it is not a single word at all, just a polite sentence ender.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 04, 2008, 07:53:39 PM
WOO-HOO! I overloaded atariangamer's desu-ness!

*joins crusade with a Chain-zorcher*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on June 04, 2008, 11:22:48 PM
Mah RAM is only 8mbs...well, I do have about 20 more 16mb addons...so, I"m okay. But there is the MeME chip...that can get overloaded quickly.

*gets someone to paint epic picture of the three of us holding our weapons at the tip of a cliff, ready to pwn some misused desus.*

'Twould be very epic...only, It would be a flemoid with a chainorcher, a guy with a bunch of computer parts in a bag with a atari shirt and railgun, and a Kuwabara (hopefully in something other than his avatar's clothing) with...a double bareled shotgun. Wait...that is epic!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 05, 2008, 10:33:18 AM
*uses ubermissiles to shoot GameMaster to planet bLeCk NiNe*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on June 06, 2008, 05:55:00 PM
Now if only he would reply...

*slips some unsuspecting DooMer TNCQ2:2ndGen's MAP29...and laughs*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 08, 2008, 01:34:25 AM
*uses the never-before-seen SPLOOSHcannon to splam atariangamer's inbox*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on June 12, 2008, 05:51:03 PM
*Starts up the spam blocker 9000 and dares Slime try it*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 12, 2008, 06:21:38 PM
I am spLamming you, not spamming you.

You

Just

FAILED!

*banishes atariangamer and his spam blocker to the FAILdimension*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on June 12, 2008, 07:18:49 PM
*Attacks with FISH OF FURY!*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on June 12, 2008, 09:08:00 PM
MFBS! (prolly not what you think)
*leaves*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on June 12, 2008, 11:16:11 PM
M*th*rf*ck*ng b*llsh*t? *readies the ultimate-super-supreme-perma-ban-master-9000-hammer in anticipation of an answer.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 12, 2008, 11:24:25 PM
You gain +3 LULZ points, Manny! :D :D :D :D :D

*charges up super-zorchinating-perma-ban-master-9000-zorcher also in anticipation of an answer*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on June 13, 2008, 12:15:15 AM
*Remembers Loremaster's definition of a LUZ point, and wonders how Manny got one.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 13, 2008, 06:16:14 PM
He didn't get one. He got three. 8)

*uses Surreal Demon's white lightning attack to turn Kuwabara into crispy bacon*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on June 14, 2008, 02:28:10 PM
Ooh!  Bacon?!  I love bacon!  *Proceeds to eat himself*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 18, 2008, 08:16:13 PM
O_o

Anyway,

*uses mah new D'Sparil conversion (8)) to pwn ya'all*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 19, 2008, 03:16:35 PM
*now uses the Porkulator from Hexen to porkulate Manny Cav and his associates who are NOT me*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on June 19, 2008, 03:18:42 PM
Pigs, btw, are my favorite type of farm animal.

*Using the Porkulator to his advantage, ChexCommander turns into a wild boar and gores Slimeinator.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 19, 2008, 03:20:33 PM
However, you have failed to realize that I am a Flemoid, and therefore only have a brain and a stomach.

*uses the EPIC FAIL energy you have generated to tear a rift in the fabric of Fail-time and toss you inside*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on June 19, 2008, 03:21:58 PM
Go Einstein!

*However, the laws of Time and Space prevent that from being possible, therefore making you disappear in a puff of logic.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 19, 2008, 03:24:44 PM
*However, you have FAILED to realize that I am using the laws of FAIL and Time, so YOU disappear in a puff of FAIL*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on June 19, 2008, 03:26:15 PM

*However, the laws of Space and Time were written before the laws of FAIL and Time, so Space kicks out FAIL and takes over, making you implode.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on June 19, 2008, 04:39:55 PM
*the massive quantities of epic fail energy that you two have exchanged has generated a phail rift which imploded the entire universe, sparring only the inhabitants of the underworld*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on June 19, 2008, 09:13:04 PM
Within the underworld, I was hiding.

*Summons forth the Epic Fail Whale using all of the FAIL energy that has been created*
(http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk21/Batmanifestdestiny/EpicFailWhale.png)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: redbipedicus on June 20, 2008, 01:06:18 AM
*Redbipedicus re-enters the scene*

*Attacks the next poster with one of these*

(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z5/redchaos87/Octoblushavvy1.gif)

Oh, yeah. Also, *Green Shield is active
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on June 20, 2008, 04:58:14 AM
*Rips squid off of my face and cooks it up for dinner, and then attacks Batmanisfesdestiny with RoBingedrinking's magical drunk powers*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: redbipedicus on June 20, 2008, 04:22:37 PM
Ooops, you made a horrible mistake, my friend. That's no squid, that's an Octoblush from Chrono Trigger!

They are highly toxic due to the chemical waste that mutated them.

*Kuwabara dies from the toxic waste*

Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on June 20, 2008, 05:23:11 PM
*Attacks Redbipedicus using his frog named Frog, and robot name Robo, both names of which fail completely*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Pikazec2012 on June 20, 2008, 08:38:38 PM
pops oout of no where and uses the LOL CATZ to PWN EVERYONE
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: redbipedicus on June 20, 2008, 09:44:13 PM
*Attacks Redbipedicus using his frog named Frog, and robot name Robo, both names of which fail completely*

Counterattacks with...


(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z5/redchaos87/LavosEye1.gif)

LAVOS' EYE!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on June 23, 2008, 02:43:56 AM
I counter that counter by using a quick-draw spell card!

FLAGRANT ADVERTISING
I made a website, the link is in my profile

*uses advert beam to smack down Lavos eye.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 23, 2008, 02:59:48 AM
*causes a waterfall of slime to descend upon your sorry head*

BEHOLD, the fruition of exactly four hours of work... that TILES!:

(http://www.picattic.com/files2/h62a6xvsmrbcixzcna3k.gif)

Whew, the stories I could tell you about how I had to make that texture work... my head is about ready to asplode.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: redbipedicus on June 23, 2008, 04:26:34 AM
Oh, yeah?

I counter with exactly 12 seconds of work!


    o\    /o
VVVVVVVVVV

^^^^^^^^

CHOMP!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on June 23, 2008, 11:49:21 AM
*The sudden change in quantity of time has caused a rift in time to be created, making Father Time pop out of a hole and bop you both on the noggin with a golden pocketwatch.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 23, 2008, 06:34:57 PM
*however, the golden pocketwatch melts on top of redbipedicus' head*

*uses the power of TEH HAXORZ (dunno what those are 0_O) to destroy ChexCommander for incurring said bopping*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on June 24, 2008, 12:08:31 PM
*Norton Antivirus Software pops out and vaporizes all said Haxorz.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 24, 2008, 06:59:59 PM
 :)
 ;)
 :D
 ;D
 >:(
 :(
 :o
 8)
 ???
 ::)
 :P
 :-[
 :-X
 :-\
 :-*
 :'(
SMILEY LASER!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on June 24, 2008, 07:47:39 PM
*Jumps underneith the slime-fall*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 24, 2008, 07:54:05 PM
Looks like Moe the Bipedicus and I are having a big helping of Kuwabara for supper!

*eats*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: redbipedicus on June 24, 2008, 08:06:37 PM
*Uses Yu-Gi-Oh cards to give everyone papercuts*

I still gots mah Green Shield, by the way, so your physical attacks are worthless until you hurt me another way.


Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 24, 2008, 09:16:13 PM
Oh yeah!?

*uses Waboku to negate all physical damage*


HAHAHA!

*activates the Normal Spell Card Tribute to the Doomed and discards a card from my hand to destroy redbipedicus with energy*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TrueDude on June 24, 2008, 09:34:56 PM
*Comes and activates subspace bomb (SSBB, anyone?) thats set for three minutes, and walks off back to the portal, which then closes*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on June 25, 2008, 03:00:07 AM
*Gives The Slimenator and Moe the WORST case of the runs they have ever had, all because they ate me.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 25, 2008, 04:17:28 AM
I know the cure!

*Moe and I eat some BOB SAGAT PEANUT BUTTER*

Bob Sagat Peanut Butter = Megasphere + Doomsphere + Turbosphere + Guardsphere + PWNsphere

Mwahahahahahaha!

*uses uber uberinating powuhs to use the Quietus to silence Kuwabara...forever!*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on June 25, 2008, 04:28:00 AM
"...................................!"

(I am mute, because I have been silenced forever, but man, if you heard me.......lol)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on June 25, 2008, 11:02:40 AM
*Punches Slimeinator in the neck.  This causes his flemoid head to explode, releasing the sphere energy and blowing up the world.  However, True Dude's Subspace Bomb explodes at the very same moment, destroying the Milky Way utterly and completely.  ChexCommander is in the Cat's Eye Nebula sitting on a hill and drinking tea.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TrueDude on June 25, 2008, 04:04:45 PM
*Subspace bomb goes off sucking everyone into subspace*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on June 25, 2008, 04:59:43 PM
*Subspace bomb already went off, so True_Dude gets sucked into hyperspace.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: redbipedicus on June 26, 2008, 02:24:37 AM
*Negates Tribute to the doomed with Magic Jammer and then sinks into the ground to avaoid the explosion*

*summons a Buster Beetle to attack everyone by throwing ice blocks*

(http://www.mariowiki.com/images/thumb/1/16/SMB3_BusterBeetle.jpg/250px-SMB3_BusterBeetle.jpg)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 26, 2008, 02:28:48 AM
*uses Seven Tools of the Bandit to negate Magic Jammer by paying 1000 Life Points*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on June 26, 2008, 02:35:44 AM
*Uses Koribo to- wait! those stink!*
*whips out Elemental Hero Clayman in defense position, then using R - Rightous Justice to summon Elemental Hero Bubbleman (holographic!) in attack position, and sets a card face down in the magic/trap zone*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 26, 2008, 02:38:11 AM
*BatmanifestDestiny loses all 8000 of his Life Points for failing to realize that none of the H. E. R. O. cards can summon an effect monster, except HERO FLASH!!*


R- Righteous Justice actually destroys Spell and Trap cards on the field equal to the number of Elemental Heroes that are on your side of the field.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on June 26, 2008, 04:41:31 AM
*Regains voice long enough to say:  "ACK!  It's social events at the library all over again!  I'm surrounded by Yu-Gi-guys!"                *Head asplodes*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on June 26, 2008, 11:31:58 AM
*Realizes what Kuwabara just said, agrees with him, and jumps into a bottomless pit.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: redbipedicus on June 26, 2008, 12:50:03 PM
*No one noticed the Buster Beetle, giving him time to lift up a gigantic block of ice and throw it at everyone*

*I temporarily die due to the fact that Tribute to the doomed still resolved and killed me*

*Everyone gets crunched under the ice block*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on June 26, 2008, 02:43:01 PM
*ChexCommander is already unconscious in a bottomless pit.  What more could you ask for?*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on June 26, 2008, 03:48:49 PM
*I didn't have my deck with me, and forgot that that was what R - Righteous Justice did, therefore Slimeanator gets to summon FAIL, THE OBLITERATOR, and I lose 1000 Life Points*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on June 26, 2008, 03:52:06 PM
*Sets a trap, so that the next person who posts will be sucked into a spacial rip, and then explode*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on June 26, 2008, 03:52:21 PM
Time for me to Crush! I summon The ultimus to destroy the Sliminator and Xbolt!  8)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on June 26, 2008, 03:57:25 PM
*Sets a trap, so that the next person who posts will be sucked into a spacial rip, and then explode*
Time for me to Crush! I summon The ultimus to destroy the Sliminator and Xbolt!  8)
*Well, looks like Super Searcher posted next, so he is sucked into a spacial rip, and explodes, as The Flemoidus Ultimus is left roaming the streets of Bostontown.*

I wonder if Xbolt feels sorry for his brother...
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on June 26, 2008, 04:02:07 PM
*Sets a trap, so that the next person who posts will be sucked into a spacial rip, and then explode*
Time for me to Crush! I summon The ultimus to destroy the Sliminator and Xbolt!  8)
*Well, looks like Super Searcher posted next, so he is sucked into a spacial rip, and explodes, as The Flemoidus Ultimus is left roaming the streets of Bostontown.*

I wonder if Xbolt feels sorry for his brother...

Heh, nope. :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on June 26, 2008, 04:03:21 PM
The Ultimus comes and rips you apart too.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on June 26, 2008, 04:10:45 PM
*sends out a domesticated flem worm to attack ChexCommander*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on June 26, 2008, 04:13:58 PM
*It's domesticated.  The flem worm becomes my pet.  I send it into a nuclear reactor, and create...
a SUPERZORCH EXPLOSION!!!!!*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: redbipedicus on June 26, 2008, 08:52:00 PM
My Buster Beetle is immune to fire & explosions, just like in the video games, so he's unharmed!

*throws more ice rocks at everyone*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 26, 2008, 08:57:12 PM
*summons Dark Ruler Ha Des in attack mode and uses Premature Burial to summon Pitch Black Warwolf and attacks the Buster Beetle and everything that has such a stupid looking shell*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on June 27, 2008, 02:50:16 AM
I portal back and drop mines on Xbolt for getting me sucked up. then zorch chexcommander with a zorch pulporser!     
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: redbipedicus on June 27, 2008, 04:04:37 AM
Rrrrrrrr... I am able to rise up from the dead for just enough time to summon a STONE buzzy before sinking back into the underworld.

(http://www.mariowiki.com/images/0/0f/StoneBuzzy.jpg)

Hahaha! they aren't very powerful, but they're even MORE defensive than ordinary buzzy beetles!

In the video games they always took 3 hits before you can kill them, no matter how high your attack strength is. In this game, the stone buzzy will be unaffected the next 3 posts before it can be killed!

*Stone Buzzy does a shell slide straight into slimeinator's head, as retribution for calling all buzzies' shells stupid*

Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on June 27, 2008, 11:59:55 AM
Why won't it
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on June 27, 2008, 12:00:18 PM
it be affected
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on June 27, 2008, 12:00:53 PM
in the next three posts?
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on June 27, 2008, 12:01:30 PM
I'm ignoring Manny's ridiculous post...

I portal back and drop mines on Xbolt for getting me sucked up. then zorch chexcommander with a zorch pulporser!     
*Xbolt, who has now been ripped apart by an Ultimus and blown up by mines, vaporizes himself.*
*Since Super Searcher spelled propulsor wrong, he ends up pointing it the wrong way and killing himself.*
*Slimeinator's Yu-Gi-Oh cards are suddenly thrown from his hand as the Stone Buzzy crashes into him, knocking him into a coma.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on June 27, 2008, 12:06:45 PM
Oh, lulz, look what I did! *seeing as how the three post limit has been unceremoniously surpassed, I maul the stone buzzy with a chainsaw attachment on my scythe, then precedes to mutilate redbipedicus's Nintendo game collection so he can summon no more of those shelled monsters; I then grow tired on waiting for an answer from The Atariangamer of 1993, so I decided to use my ultimate-super-supreme-perma-ban-master-9000-hammer on Batmanifestdestiny, ChexCommander, Kuwabara, redbipedicus, Super Searcher, The Slimeinator, xbolt, and every other member on this website to ban them from ever doing anything again*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: redbipedicus on June 27, 2008, 12:09:29 PM
Manny, to answer your question, it's because no matter how strong your attack stat is, even if you're level 99, you will still always do 1 damage to it. it has 4 HP, so it always takes 4 hits to kill.


Also, Manny, since your previous posts didn't do anything to try to harm him, AND the fact that you're not supposed to be able to double/triple post in this game in the first place, Stone buzzy was only damaged once, and that was by the post where you used your chainsaw. You've got to actually try to harm him with your posts in order for them to count, people.


*Stone buzzy reeeeeallly slooowlyyy crawls up to Manny and jabs him with the little claw on his front toe, and then ambles away reeeeallyyy slooowly...*

By the way, I don't care if you got rid of my collection. I've got emulators! >:D
I can always summon my little shelled friends!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on June 27, 2008, 12:12:18 PM
If you hadn't realized, The Atariangamer of 1993 is on vacation in the mountains of Carolina.  He'll be back around July 1st.

*However, the laws of the forum prevent you from banning anyone from anything, because you are only a moderator, not an administrator.  Therefore, Loremaster comes out and smashes your head into a concrete wall, stealing your brains while he's at it.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on June 27, 2008, 12:26:19 PM
I have no brains, ChexCommander. :P *uses a Rapid Zorcher on the stone buzzy to get past the 4 post limit and score multiple hits in a single post, thereby zorching it back into rebipedicus's computer so it chews it and all of redbipedicus's other computers up to pieces*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on June 27, 2008, 12:28:58 PM
I have no brains, ChexCommander...
That would explain so much, like why you're addicted to the Price Is Right.  ;)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on June 27, 2008, 12:32:19 PM
*gets a free pot shot on ChexCommander because he failed to assemble any sort of offense and cuts his head off with my scythe*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on June 27, 2008, 12:34:41 PM
Drat!

*Runs around asking if anyone has seen his head, and travels to Finland, where somebody has found it.  On the way, ChexCommander throws the sword Excalibur into Manny's head, where it will be lodged forever.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on June 27, 2008, 12:38:37 PM
*finds a chosen one that can pull it out, where it flies across the area and stabs ChexCommander clean through his entire belly, seeing as how the sword is so big*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on June 27, 2008, 12:43:16 PM
*However, Excalibur flew through a rock first, so I got hit by the blunt edge of the rock, causing minor internal bleeding.  I find my head, glue it back on, and use the spirit of Chex to send a thousand sharp steel knives the stab you in the neck.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on June 27, 2008, 12:46:06 PM
*the knives merely bounce off of my head, so I throw them back at ChexCommander and cause the blood to spill even more inside of him, making the internal bleeding fatal*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on June 27, 2008, 12:48:56 PM
My mom's a doctor.

*ChexCommander's mother heals his internal bleeding, and gives him warm milk and cookies, which he whips at Manny Cav's neck.  The outside edge of the cookies were lined with hard chocolate chips, so the cookies decapitate Manuel Calevera.  The milk ends up giving Manny Mad Cow Disease.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on June 27, 2008, 01:01:49 PM
*the mad cow disease turns out to be an extremely rare strand that mutates its victims into real cows, or, in my case, bulls; uses my long horns to again fatally stab ChexCommander*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on June 27, 2008, 02:35:41 PM
*I pull out a red flag and throw it at Slimeinator, you go stab him instead.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 27, 2008, 03:09:16 PM
Actually, on Myth Busters they proved that red flags do nothing to incur the attacking of any bull.

*banishes ChexCommander to the FAILdimension for his FAILure*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on June 27, 2008, 03:36:27 PM
*ChexCommander uses his Power-Inverter 3000tm to change the FAILdimension to the OWNAGEdimension, where he lives a happy life of OWNAGE.*

You FAIL for not capitalizing the b in banishes.
*Sends Slimeinator into a spiraling pit of nothingness.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: redbipedicus on June 27, 2008, 03:55:25 PM
Dude, Manny. There's no going around the 4 post limit. It's exactly how there's no going around the 4 hits you have to put on it in the game.

*Stone Buzzy now has 2 hits put on him*

*Stone Buzzy slowly inches towards manny and bites him*

Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on June 27, 2008, 04:10:52 PM
I open a trap door and Chexcommander and Redbipedicus fall in. then I take out my spoon and spoon The Slimeinator to the ground. 
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on June 27, 2008, 04:12:56 PM
The trap door leads to a place in the clouds where everybody eats pie and is happy.

*Throws a fork at the Stone Buzzy.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on June 27, 2008, 04:20:45 PM
I join chexcommander in the clouds.

*Throws pie at the Stone Buzzy.*

Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: redbipedicus on June 27, 2008, 04:43:28 PM
Finally, people who actually know how to kill a Stone Buzzy!

*Stone Buzzy's shell cracks off, leaving its soft body writhing on the ground, after which it shortly perishes*

Shadoo, the evil program, revives the stone buzzy as a DARK Stone buzzy!

(http://www.mariowiki.com/images/6/64/23._Dark_Stone_Buzzy_Card.JPG)

Ha! These things follow the same rules as ordinary Stone Buzzies, but these are faster and have much higher attack power! (they still take the same amount of hits to kill, though)

*Dark Stone Buzzy does his super-shell slam on Slimeinator AND Super searcher*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on June 27, 2008, 05:15:49 PM
*summons his army of religious vandals to fill every room in every hotel with Bibles, Korans, Books of Mormon, and every other religious book on the planet, so that you can't fit your shirts in the drawers*
thats how it really is in  hotels ;D
*whips out a slimy tendril from Project F and proceeds to attempt to attack the Buzzy*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: redbipedicus on June 27, 2008, 05:41:52 PM
*Dark Stone Buzzy has taken 1 damage!*

*Dark Stone Buzzy counterattacks using shell whirlwind, smashing Batmanifest destiny into a concrete wall*

Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on June 27, 2008, 06:27:18 PM
I Summon 26 Coconuts to attack the buzzy.

 *coconuts do 5 Damage.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: redbipedicus on June 27, 2008, 08:04:24 PM
How many times do I have to say this?!

"Stone Buzzies are a variation of a Buzzy Beetle.As their name implies, their shell is made of a very hard stone. No matter how hard you hit, you will need to attack it three times to break the shell and defeat this enemy. They also move slowly, so they should be easy to dodge."

That's the description they give. I knew that If I tried to use one in this game, though, people would just say "lol, I attack it 37 times and kill it!"

Therefore, I said that it will survive 3 damaging POSTS before you can kill it.

*Dark Stone Buzzy takes 1 damage!* [HP Left: 2]

*Dark stone buzzy takes a dash at manny Cav*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on June 27, 2008, 08:24:55 PM
Dude, Manny. There's no going around the 4 post limit. It's exactly how there's no going around the 4 hits you have to put on it in the game.

*Stone Buzzy now has 2 hits put on him*

*Stone Buzzy slowly inches towards manny and bites him*


...A rapid zorcher pumps out 4 hits before you can hardly wink an eye....

*turns the Rapid Zorcher on redbipedicus and zorches HIM before he knows what happened because he phailed to understand Chex Quest physics*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on June 27, 2008, 08:29:35 PM
My coconuts go after Manny Cav and run him down.

 *2 coconuts broke.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on June 27, 2008, 08:36:45 PM
*eats the coconuts for a health pickup, then precedes to unload another 4 rounds from my rapid (hence the name) Rapid Zorcher on the dark stone buzzy*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on June 27, 2008, 08:53:28 PM
I help Manny Cav to defeat the buzzy. but I fall in trap and the buzzy attacks Me. :-[

 *Damage 10.*


                                                                               HELP!
   
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 27, 2008, 08:55:35 PM
GNAAAA!!!! I don't know what it is about those...things...but they severely irk me.

*evolves into the biggest super uber Flemoid that ever existed and rips the shells off of every shelled creature of the variety that redbipedicus summons and then rends their flesh and devours their immortal souls so that all of those shelled things are extinct forever and for all time and they can never be revived in the history of forever and eternity*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on June 27, 2008, 09:05:41 PM
I escape somehow, and drop a crate of zorch on The Slimeinator.

*Sends him to the Flemoides dimension.*     
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 27, 2008, 11:55:17 PM
...I wasn't attacking you. Anyway, I think I'll get ready for the Fourth of July with Moe the Bipedicus. Seeya later. ;)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on June 28, 2008, 12:18:07 AM
well you would attack me eventually. :-\
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 28, 2008, 12:21:31 AM
No... Xbolt threatened that he would slap me with a cold pancake if I attacked you.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on June 28, 2008, 12:27:33 AM
He did? well I will have him slap me this one time. and you can attack me ok? ;)

just this once. B-)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 28, 2008, 12:31:48 AM
(http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk258/disturbeddude13/demonsmiley.jpg)

Heeheehee...


*summons a gigantor black block thing to descend from the sky to crush you into a pool of blood and then drinks the blood to fuel my gnome army*

And I was kidding about the pancake thing. :D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on June 28, 2008, 12:34:19 AM
*Slaps Sliminator with a cold pancake*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 28, 2008, 12:34:59 AM
XD

*gives Xbolt a bop on the noggin*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on June 28, 2008, 12:44:19 AM
I summon an army of elves to attack the gnome army of The Slimeinator. >:-))
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 28, 2008, 12:46:58 AM
Did I mention that now I have consumed the blood of fifty different members of the CQFF, my gnomes are invincible? No? TOO BAD!

*Super Searcher and his elves are crushed in a battle that was hopeless for the elves*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on June 28, 2008, 12:47:51 AM
*Summons an army of giants to stamp on the gnomes*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on June 28, 2008, 12:49:20 AM
I make a tornado come and suck up all your Gnomes. >:D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 28, 2008, 12:49:38 AM
Hoo-hoo! You know not of the power of the entity known as the gnome-pancake!

*Gnome pancakes put syrup on themselves and turn into flying disks of DESU and DEATH!*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on June 28, 2008, 12:52:22 AM
MAYDAY!!! MAYDAY!!! NEEDS LESS DESU!!!

*Pulls out his secret weapon... The giant frying pan of DOOOOM!!!*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on June 28, 2008, 12:53:40 AM
I change it DESU AND DEATH to WOO WOO AND ANTIBIOTICS. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *GASP*HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 28, 2008, 12:55:51 AM
*Oompah Loompahs you both*




FATALITY!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on June 28, 2008, 01:59:06 AM
I say DIE! and you die.  ::) :o
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: redbipedicus on June 28, 2008, 02:03:56 AM
Dude, Manny. There's no going around the 4 post limit. It's exactly how there's no going around the 4 hits you have to put on it in the game.

*Stone Buzzy now has 2 hits put on him*

*Stone Buzzy slowly inches towards manny and bites him*


...A rapid zorcher pumps out 4 hits before you can hardly wink an eye....

*turns the Rapid Zorcher on redbipedicus and zorches HIM before he knows what happened because he phailed to understand Chex Quest physics*

Ugh, I quit. Didn't you see the other post I made? It needs to be seperate posts! Otherwise, ANYONE would be able to just say "oh, lolz i just attack him 50 tiemz in one post!111!"

This was all pointless anyway.

*Is unaffected by the rapid zorcher pointed at me bacause I leave the thread, along with my damaged Dark Buzzy*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on June 28, 2008, 02:05:58 AM
See ya Red.

I slap Xbolt with a HOT pancake.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on June 30, 2008, 01:39:44 PM
Dude, Manny. There's no going around the 4 post limit. It's exactly how there's no going around the 4 hits you have to put on it in the game.

*Stone Buzzy now has 2 hits put on him*

*Stone Buzzy slowly inches towards manny and bites him*


...A rapid zorcher pumps out 4 hits before you can hardly wink an eye....

*turns the Rapid Zorcher on redbipedicus and zorches HIM before he knows what happened because he phailed to understand Chex Quest physics*

Ugh, I quit. Didn't you see the other post I made? It needs to be seperate posts! Otherwise, ANYONE would be able to just say "oh, lolz i just attack him 50 tiemz in one post!111!"
Welcome to the Forum Fight, redbipedicus.

*hits the pause button* Now, start making sense. In one place you said that these terrible critters take 4 hits with virtually any weapon. However, in another place, you say that it takes hits in 4 different posts. If one, such as myself, chooses to use a rapid fire weapon that issues out 4 hits in a single post very easily, it could create a messy conflict in the system. Now, this is where you make sense--which standard is it? 4 hits, or 4 posts?
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on June 30, 2008, 01:46:22 PM
He meant 4 posts, but there's no use crying over spilled milk now  :'(.  Redbipedicus has left the Forum Fight, and that is it for all those cartoon shelled creatures know as Buzzies and Spike-tops. (Is that a loud cheer I hear from Slime?)

*Takes out spilled milk and force-feeds it to Manny, giving him rabies.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on June 30, 2008, 01:48:46 PM
A mad cow with rabies is not pretty. *bites ChexCommander's limns off and then pokes him in the eyes with my sharp longhorns*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on June 30, 2008, 01:52:10 PM
You spelled limbs wrong, so you end up taking out my appendix, which is useless anyways.

Longhorn was the codename for Windows Vista.

*Pulls out 2 Windows Vista Ultimate 64-bit computers and smashes them on Manny's horns, countering the attack and vaporizing him due to the fact that Windows Vista sucks.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on June 30, 2008, 01:54:28 PM
*exists as a fail cloud; I then envelop ChexCommander in myself, which makes ChexCommander whither away in phail*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on June 30, 2008, 01:56:59 PM
However, Phailure is Not An Option.

*Sprints away to the Magical Sound Effects Lady, who blasts Manny in the ear with a foghorn, making him deaf forever.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on June 30, 2008, 01:58:37 PM
I suck up Manny Cav with a vacuum.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on June 30, 2008, 02:00:40 PM
T.T let me settle this (kills every one with a BFG9000)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on June 30, 2008, 02:04:01 PM
Clouds can't hear, I'm too large to be sucked up, and BFG9000 shots pass through me, anyway. *gets Roger Dobkowitz to set this game up where it's a forced loss that's impossible for anyone else to win*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on June 30, 2008, 02:07:48 PM
then ill send my army of Cyberdemon's after you i have 100000.0000000000 of them beter run
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on June 30, 2008, 02:08:25 PM
My Atari comes to life and goops everybody.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on June 30, 2008, 02:10:52 PM
YOU FAIL TO THE THIRD POWER!!!  ONLY The Atariangamer of 1993 CAN USE AN ATARI!!!

*Because Super Searcher Epicly Failed3, the world explodes, destroying all Clouds, Atari's, Cyberdemon's and everything else except my ChexMobile, with me inside it.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on June 30, 2008, 02:11:43 PM
how can that beat 100000.0000000000 Cyberdemon's? and they all have BFG9000's they still have missles there on there heads
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on June 30, 2008, 02:16:58 PM
Josh, I don't know if you realized, but the world just exploded.  'Nuff said.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on June 30, 2008, 02:17:39 PM
nooooooooo
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on June 30, 2008, 02:18:36 PM
A rock falls on Chexguy.  ;D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on June 30, 2008, 02:22:07 PM
Chexguy has not joined this Forum Fight lately, so I don't know what you're talking about.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on June 30, 2008, 02:28:58 PM
I meant you Chexcommander.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on June 30, 2008, 02:34:58 PM
Wow. I just died. *gets sent on a 4 year journey* I'll be back....
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on June 30, 2008, 02:40:51 PM
4 years you beter not be geting cryberdemons there MINE
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on June 30, 2008, 02:44:20 PM
I summon the flouting black box of doom to destroy all but me. HE HE HE... 
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on June 30, 2008, 02:46:06 PM
i more pwoerful bet itrs attakck it 1  :D mine is 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on June 30, 2008, 02:47:29 PM
I summon the flouting black box of doom to destroy all but me. HE HE HE... 
Sorry, but you're dead.  Don't know if you noticed.  You need a way to be alive again before you two can do anything.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on June 30, 2008, 03:21:58 PM
im undead i cant die
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on June 30, 2008, 03:39:31 PM
I come back to life and then summon the black box to destroy.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on June 30, 2008, 08:38:56 PM
what dose the black box have in it?
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on June 30, 2008, 09:26:58 PM
I don't know. Xbolt put it in newmaps and made it hurt you.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on June 30, 2008, 11:15:33 PM
how can that stand a chance agenst my cryberdemons?
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on June 30, 2008, 11:16:35 PM
It is indestructible.  :D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 01, 2008, 01:56:07 AM
*ends 4 year journey through the land of the dead* I'm baaaack! ;D *takes Super Searcher's body and eats it for a nice midnight snack*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 01, 2008, 01:58:26 AM
HEY! >:D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 01, 2008, 10:13:38 AM
It is indestructible.  :D
is it useing God mode?
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on July 01, 2008, 10:29:32 AM
SV_Cheats is no longer true.  All cheats are disabled.  However, you may still kill yourself by typing "kill" in the console.
*Super Searcher's black box is totaly owned by Josh's cyberdemons.*


*Goes on a trip to Hawaii...*

I'll see ya guys later...
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 01, 2008, 02:19:05 PM
cya
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on July 01, 2008, 02:21:47 PM
*Your cyberdemons kill you.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 01, 2008, 02:26:43 PM
no they cant i programed them
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 01, 2008, 02:50:55 PM
NO NO NO! the box is a box.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 01, 2008, 03:13:45 PM
I am proud to announce that I am the first one to use the new smiley in a SMILEY LAZER!!!

The Slimeinator
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Atariangamer
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 01, 2008, 03:23:42 PM
I whack The Slimeinator over the head.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 01, 2008, 03:30:55 PM
I am proud to announce that I am the first one to use the new smiley in a SMILEY LAZER!!!

The Slimeinator
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 >:D
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Atariangamer
No, no, no. You don't know who's firing at who like that. Let me help you:
:) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'( >:D
The Slimeinator
--, Manny Cav
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on July 01, 2008, 07:46:46 PM
Is this a smiley train?  I'd like to buy a ticket to Finland please.


>:D>:D>:D>:D>:D>:D>:D>:D>:D>:D>:D>:D>:D>:D>:D>:D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 01, 2008, 07:53:06 PM
(my cryberdemos todally imaple you all)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 01, 2008, 08:37:38 PM
No, it's a smiley railgun!
:) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'( >:D
ChexCommander, Josh, and cyberdemons
__ Manny Cav
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Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 01, 2008, 08:55:30 PM
no really sreioly you cant kill me i have more cyberdemons then there is people in the world
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 01, 2008, 09:01:32 PM
I killed them all and you with my smiley railgun. ;D *shoots The Atariangamer of 1993 with it just because*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 01, 2008, 09:01:41 PM
Hes rite look... :-[

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Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 01, 2008, 11:05:24 PM
they all came from the dead and got more power
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 02, 2008, 12:04:05 PM
You need arch-viles to do that. *looks round* I don't see any. Let me do something about this. *makes revenants out of the dead cyberdemons that obey me* Hey, whaddy know? You don't need no stinking arch-vile to resurrect Doom monsters.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 02, 2008, 01:29:46 PM
i controll there souls they cant die now and now they can fly  ;D and you cant kill me im dead to  ;D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on July 02, 2008, 01:40:29 PM
(my cryberdemos todally imaple you all)
First of all, you don't have cyberdemons, you have "cryberdemos," which sounds like the shareware version of a cheesy point-and-click adventure game.  Second, you spelled totally wrong.  Third, your cryberdemos imapled all of us, which sounds to me like they threw maple branches at us.

So, it looks to me like the shareware version of a cheesy point-and-click adventure game just "todally" (I have no idea what it means) threw maple branches at us.

*The maple branches are burned up by the smiley railgun, and Josh, seeing as he says he's dead, is dead.  His shareware games begin to rule the world.  I decide to live on Mars.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 02, 2008, 06:11:29 PM
noo they teared you apart thats what i ment when i said impale
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 02, 2008, 07:36:22 PM
noo they teared you apart thats what i ment when i said impale

...

You have just won a one-way ticket to the FAILboat.

Impale: to pierce with or as if with something pointed; especially : to torture or kill by fixing on a sharp stake b: to fix in an inescapable or helpless position
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 02, 2008, 07:57:04 PM
noo they teared you apart thats what i ment when i said impale

...

You have just won a one-way ticket to the FAILboat.

Impale: to pierce with or as if with something pointed; especially : to torture or kill by fixing on a sharp stake b: to fix in an inescapable or helpless position


Isn't violent vocabuary magical?   ;D

*Jumps into the sea to throw this FAILBOAT at the local community Josh*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 02, 2008, 08:07:46 PM
welcome to community Josh (grabs you and throws you in prison)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 03, 2008, 02:20:17 AM
This topic got me laughing too hard for me to disturb it. ;D I'll hide out on my "lookout ridge" and then only act if I see trouble headed my way.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 03, 2008, 09:59:31 AM
hey hey many want to join my community  ::)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on July 03, 2008, 10:12:33 AM
Let's see... cheesy point-and-click adventure games are ruling the world, Josh's community is stuck underneath a FAIL Boat, and Slimeinator just defined the exact meaning of "impale."  How nice.

*Shoots Josh with an atomic grenade launcher, giving him either death by explosion or radiation poisoning one way or another.*


Oh yeah... *Comes up behind Manny and pushes him off the ridge, sending him falling to his death, again.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 03, 2008, 10:14:10 AM
how many times do i have to tell you im undead!!!!! ill allways come back to life 10X stronger
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 03, 2008, 11:34:11 AM
*takes ChexCommander with me in the fall and holds him downward as a human shield to break my fall, giving him the full blow of the hit; patches up my bones in their "dead" state with a quick application of elbow grease*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on July 03, 2008, 12:07:29 PM
*Manny ends up cutting open his elbow and taking the oil from the fat there to actually make elbow grease.  The wound gets infected, causing him to be in a coma for 12 years.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 03, 2008, 01:13:30 PM
*ChexCommander gets a bop in the head from my elbow for not understanding where elbow grease comes from; the bop is enough to kill him since he was severely hurt from the aforementioned fall*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on July 03, 2008, 01:21:03 PM
*ChexCommander wakes up somewhere on Mars.  There happens to be a IPM (Inter-Planetary Missile) there.  He presses a button, and whoops, there goes the IPM, blowing up Earth.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 03, 2008, 04:23:05 PM
I, however, have enough common sense to know that IBMs are actually junk when fired at planets, as they are harmless and could barely blow up a house, if that much. On the other hand, IPBMs (interplanetary ballistic missiles) are very suitable for causing massive damages on planets, especially one like Mars. *fires such a missile at Mars, blowing up the section ChexCommander was on, killing him for the umpteenth time today*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 03, 2008, 04:33:55 PM
I blow up Manny Cav with a bomb. then I hit Xbolt with a bord.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 03, 2008, 04:38:47 PM
BLAM! I'm in pieces *types B, L, A, and M into the keyboard to reassemble my bones* There, all better. *whacks Super Searcher all over his body with my scythe to give him--boo boos* :o *crowd gasps at this cruel turn of events*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 03, 2008, 04:46:33 PM
But whats this? Super Searcher gets up and gets a bat and hits Manny Cav to the next planet.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 03, 2008, 07:52:29 PM
i tie you all up then trow you in all microwav then you all explode
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 03, 2008, 09:50:10 PM
I'm not even on the same planet as you are. You can't do that. *fires an IPBM at Josh's house and blows it up* Oops. Did I do that? ;D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 04, 2008, 01:57:25 PM
i come back to life 10X stronger dont even try killing me ill allways come back stronger
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 04, 2008, 03:45:11 PM
*turns Josh into a trophy, seals him inside an ancient ship, and sends the ship into a no-exit alternate dimension* There. You're not dead, but you can't really "live" anymore. ;D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 04, 2008, 04:39:13 PM
i came from that  dimension i have many portals out of it
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: newsted_jr on July 05, 2008, 10:07:23 PM
meanwhile, newsted_jr has been lying in wait, perfectly camoflauged in Multicam, and using a heavily modified m4 carbine, a number of grenades and 2 M9 pistols, kills everyone having posted in this topic, and then shoots Loremaster to gain control of the ban hammer

come get some
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 05, 2008, 10:23:34 PM
...You blew a hole in my already-dead arm.... *cuts newsted_jr's head off with my scythe; rips his arm off of his dead body, peels the flesh off of it, and replaces my damaged arm with newsted_jr's arm*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: newsted_jr on July 05, 2008, 11:30:17 PM
...the flying head's jaw latches onto MC's neck pit bull style, while his good arm throws random punches at him. replaces arm with cyborg alternative, screws head back into place and RIPS MC IN TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 06, 2008, 10:49:15 AM
*with the master of ceremonies dead, I fire an EMP shot at newsted_jr* Oops. Your arm stopped working, but I still have two good arms. *gibs newsted_jr with a chainsaw*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 06, 2008, 10:55:10 AM
i bring out my 1000 bfg9000 canon
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Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 06, 2008, 11:02:13 AM
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That's a lot of damage you did there, son. ;D *takes Josh's BFGs and fire them at him for 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 points of damage, resulting in a super-gib*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 06, 2008, 11:04:29 AM
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That's a lot of damage you did there, son. ;D *takes Josh's BFGs and fire them at him for 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 points of damage, resulting in a super-gib*
no problem i have this many of them and there
all nucler
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Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 06, 2008, 11:06:51 AM
You busted open the quote boxes! *the quote boxes shatter and consume Josh, making him just a distant memory...*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: newsted_jr on July 06, 2008, 01:55:33 PM
...while newsted_jr uses a grabber gun from DOOM3 RoE to fire said boxes at all other opponents!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 06, 2008, 03:06:25 PM
*whips out a portal gun and portals into the safe little chamber of the darkroom in Zorchmatch*
Darn I wish I had Portal...
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 06, 2008, 03:16:06 PM
You busted open the quote boxes! *the quote boxes shatter and consume Josh, making him just a distant memory...*
i turn into a ghost then posszetest 1 of my cyberdemon and ......... yeah now im a cyberdemon
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 06, 2008, 04:22:17 PM
i turn into a ghost then posszetest 1 of my cyberdemon and ......... yeah now im a cyberdemon
what's a posszetest?
*I summon the spelling Nazi's to shoot down all cyberdemons in the area*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 06, 2008, 06:59:29 PM
opps i think i ment posest
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 06, 2008, 08:37:52 PM
opps i think i ment posest
*the opps beam shoots everyone down, while Josh is possessed by the ghost of his long forgotten english teacher grandma*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 06, 2008, 09:58:57 PM
lol did you hear im undead i did that
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: newsted_jr on July 06, 2008, 11:28:17 PM
since josh is undead, newsted_jr uses his cyborg arm (which has shaken off the EMP blast) to chuck a record into his brain, similar to the way Shawn did in Shawn of the Dead
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 07, 2008, 12:04:26 AM
*I whip out my mirror beam maeb rorrim ym tuo pihw I and reverse everyones attacks from my safe confinements of the error box.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 07, 2008, 02:59:31 AM
*Floats around wishing he could find a nice, quiet house to haunt, since I am dead.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 07, 2008, 03:01:50 AM
*gives you directions to Josh's house* Enjoy. ;D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 07, 2008, 03:08:54 AM
W00t!  *Proceeds to haunt Josh's toliet*

Now NO ONE in josh's house can use the facilities in peace!  Muahahahahhahahaha!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 07, 2008, 10:25:37 AM
oooo ooooo thx haunted toilet perfect
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 07, 2008, 12:30:13 PM
I kill everybody with a laser beam.(except Josh because I don't want him to be 10X stronger.) 
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 07, 2008, 12:58:25 PM
I kill everybody with a laser beam.(except Josh because I don't want him to be 10X stronger.) 
i tie super searcher to a pole (a very weak pole) over i cliff
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 07, 2008, 02:55:14 PM
I fall but I hit a ledge. and find a big red button that says...

*destroys Josh and sends him to a place He can't get out of* 
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TrueDude on July 07, 2008, 03:21:07 PM
*Almost fires lazer but has heart attack before he can*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 07, 2008, 06:06:07 PM
I fall but I hit a ledge. and find a big red button that says...

*destroys Josh and sends him to a place He can't get out of* 
face it im unstotable i have a portal gun that can take me and my demons every were in all of every thing
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 07, 2008, 06:18:56 PM
You are beginning to irk me with this stupid "undead" thing.

*takes away Josh's portal gun and his undeadness and then tosses him in a friggin' Soylent Green machine, presses the button, and force feeds the results to Atariangamer with a bootspoon*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 07, 2008, 06:21:03 PM
my old body got so beat up im now just a ghost
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 07, 2008, 06:32:26 PM
Yay!  Join me and my ghost army and we can FOIL THE X GAMES!

*Proceeds to gather around a bunch of ghosts*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 07, 2008, 06:36:53 PM
i shall join
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 07, 2008, 06:39:11 PM
*grabs the other portal gun on the ground, so now I have 2, I now open two portals that lead into each other, and shove The Slimeinator in, ripping him to tasty bits.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 07, 2008, 07:48:12 PM
i can barf portal guns :P i can just barf another
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 07, 2008, 07:50:15 PM
You're a ghost, so you can't pick it up.

You

Just


FAILED!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 07, 2008, 07:55:09 PM
Since Josh failed He gets obliterated and I send his parts to the junk yard.   
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 07, 2008, 07:56:51 PM
so ill just find onther body (takes over super searchers body )youv been  possseest
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 07, 2008, 07:58:57 PM
I fight for My life!

*drinks black coffee to get out Josh* 
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 07, 2008, 08:00:08 PM
*kills Super Searcher with a liquid zorcher* Since Super Searcher doesn't come back alive "10x stronger", Josh is officially dead, seeing as how his host died.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 07, 2008, 09:20:50 PM
I fight for My life!

*drinks black coffee to get out Josh* 
OH NO NOT BLACK COFFE OH WELL ill go in the cematary and get i body (there dead so they will be very very very very strong) dont forget i still have my cyberdemons
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 08, 2008, 03:32:43 AM
Yes, but Cyberdemon's wouldn't listen to a ghost, so why don't you join me in haunting some old guys house or something?


*Proceeds to give a old man heart attacks by forming my face in 3D via his bathtub water*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 08, 2008, 03:41:00 AM
*the rendering of the world breaks, because it runs on legacy, and it can't do 3D faces without crashing.
Also, Super Searcher drinks more black coffee, scaring away Allen, Kuwabara and I, and so I go up to xbolt and give him a bop on the noggin for allowing Super Searcher to drink coffee.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on July 08, 2008, 04:29:29 AM
*Fights back with the anti-bop shield*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 08, 2008, 04:30:39 AM
NOOOOOO!!!!! my only weakness!!!
*curls into the fetal position*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 08, 2008, 09:58:44 AM
Yes, but Cyberdemon's wouldn't listen to a ghost, so why don't you join me in haunting some old guys house or something?


*Proceeds to give a old man heart attacks by forming my face in 3D via his bathtub water*
no no no they do liden to me the dievil him sleve gave them to me
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on July 08, 2008, 10:34:16 AM
Yes, but Cyberdemon's wouldn't listen to a ghost, so why don't you join me in haunting some old guys house or something?
*Proceeds to give a old man heart attacks by forming my face in 3D via his bathtub water*
no no no they do liden to me the dievil him sleve gave them to me
Uh, have you taken any English classes all year? Heck, have you gone to school all year?

*Proceeds to use Windows System Restore to restore the time to yesterday, but Windows fails epicly and causes the Earth to collapse.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 08, 2008, 02:05:04 PM
*the rendering of the world breaks, because it runs on legacy, and it can't do 3D faces without crashing.
Also, Super Searcher drinks more black coffee, scaring away Allen, Kuwabara and I, and so I go up to xbolt and give him a bop on the noggin for allowing Super Searcher to drink coffee.*
I'm dead remember?


         
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 08, 2008, 02:12:23 PM
Yes, but Cyberdemon's wouldn't listen to a ghost, so why don't you join me in haunting some old guys house or something?
*Proceeds to give a old man heart attacks by forming my face in 3D via his bathtub water*
no no no they do liden to me the dievil him sleve gave them to me
Uh, have you taken any English classes all year? Heck, have you gone to school all year?

*Proceeds to use Windows System Restore to restore the time to yesterday, but Windows fails epicly and causes the Earth to collapse.*
oops i was typing really fast and super searcher and copy me im undead well join my clan of darkness then i wont keep you in a cage for a forever
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 08, 2008, 03:59:40 PM
Yes, but Cyberdemon's wouldn't listen to a ghost, so why don't you join me in haunting some old guys house or something?
*Proceeds to give a old man heart attacks by forming my face in 3D via his bathtub water*
no no no they do liden to me the dievil him sleve gave them to me
Uh, have you taken any English classes all year? Heck, have you gone to school all year?

*Proceeds to use Windows System Restore to restore the time to yesterday, but Windows fails epicly and causes the Earth to collapse.*
oops i was typing really fast and super searcher and copy me im undead well join my clan of darkness then i wont keep you in a cage for a forever
Wow, this conversation reminds me of this guy named Chris...
*Smacks Josh for reminding me of a guy at school.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 08, 2008, 05:40:53 PM
*summons the Nutcracker, the catfish, and the Sugar Plum Fairy to hang around Batmanifestdestiny for the rest of his life*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 08, 2008, 05:43:58 PM
I'M FREE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! >:D

*smacks Manny Cav kicks Josh and flattens Xbolt.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 08, 2008, 05:44:30 PM
I'M FREE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! >:D

*smacks Manny Cav kicks Josh and flattens Xbolt.*
no youre not? right?
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 08, 2008, 05:46:00 PM
Yes I am FREE!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 08, 2008, 05:47:35 PM
*I use a flash-thingy from Men in Black to erase everyones memory of the undead josh incident; to end this nonsense.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 08, 2008, 05:50:26 PM
Yes I am FREE!!
hmmm ok (summons a demon wolf to tear a part super searcher ) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 08, 2008, 05:53:53 PM
I shoot the wolf with a anti wolf gun HA HA HA beat that! 8)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on July 08, 2008, 05:55:25 PM
*Since he is now a pancake, he starts slapping Super Searcher*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 08, 2008, 05:57:39 PM
*eats the pancake*

BTW: where do you make those little bars, xbolt? they run rampant in another forum that I go to.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 08, 2008, 05:59:35 PM
*Zaps Batmanifestdestiny*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on July 08, 2008, 06:03:41 PM
*eats the pancake*

BTW: where do you make those little bars, xbolt? they run rampant in another forum that I go to.

*Gives him heartburn*


I made those myself. Tutorial here. (http://www.gimptalk.com/forum/topic/Make-A-Userbar-In-The-Gimp-9605-1.html)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 08, 2008, 06:06:20 PM
*Attempts to posess batmanifestdestiny's body*
Title: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 08, 2008, 06:11:37 PM
*eats a Mento, the freshness repels Kuwabaras staleness*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 08, 2008, 07:26:11 PM
Curse me and my stale ghostness! 
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 08, 2008, 07:43:23 PM
I shoot the wolf with a anti wolf gun HA HA HA beat that! 8)
all my cyberdemons tie you down (and cmon you think you can beat cyberdemons ) and torcer you do death MUUUU HA HA HA
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 08, 2008, 08:29:03 PM
all my cyberdemons tie you down (and cmon you think you can beat cyberdemons ) and torcer you do death MUUUU HA HA HA

I DIE AGAIN!?!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 08, 2008, 08:37:50 PM
This is the Fourm Fight, people die every other page.

And I feel that I must say this:  FETH CYBERDEMONS.

*Goes on a anti cyberdemon crusade and kills every one of them, no objections!*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 08, 2008, 08:44:35 PM
I come back and put Josh on a thin rope dangling over a cliff. with lava a thousand feet down with swords and spikes it it.

(the lava thing is something I do with my younger brother.)B-)   
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 08, 2008, 08:47:48 PM
Wouldn't the swords and spikes melt in the lava?
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 08, 2008, 08:51:26 PM
No because we didn't want them to. ;D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 08, 2008, 09:16:56 PM
(my body burns up in the lava ) oh well back to the grave yard
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 09, 2008, 02:50:30 AM
*I dance on Josh's grave*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 09, 2008, 09:51:57 AM
*I dance on Josh's grave*
HOW CAN YOU oh wait the lava  turned me into dust you all hear me you all will face my wrath LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL 
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on July 09, 2008, 10:08:59 AM
*No Comment*

*The sudden pause in the Forum Fight of the World is enough to create a massive rift in the Space-Fail Continuum, tossing everyone into a Phail Pit and giving them hepatitis.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 09, 2008, 12:00:15 PM
Including you Chexcommander?
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on July 09, 2008, 12:02:28 PM
DARN! Super Searcher, you got me.  Yes, I fall into the pit too, and get hepatitis.

*We all get hepatitis*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 09, 2008, 12:03:41 PM
Ha ha ha!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 09, 2008, 12:05:13 PM
luckly im a ghost i can just fly up ha ha ha soo long
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on July 09, 2008, 12:06:53 PM
A ghost with hepatitis is not a pleasant sight.

*Josh flies around people's toilets constantly bleeding memories.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 09, 2008, 12:10:56 PM
no i dont haunt toilets i haunt every thing (you wonder why weird things happen like hearing voices) thats me with the help of my cyberdemons (luckly they can turn invisable
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 09, 2008, 04:01:47 PM
I killed your cyberdemons, and they will never come back. 


THE END

And besides, I'M the one who haunts toliets.

*Proceeds to haunt all of the toliets in the surrounding area*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 09, 2008, 05:08:40 PM
aww dangit
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on July 09, 2008, 05:46:38 PM
Look back to see if i'm a deady. :Shiftyeyes: Goes on a rampage and kills everyone.... with a chainsaw. :D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 09, 2008, 06:44:11 PM
well did you guys know i can summon cyberdemons any time i want (summons more)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 10, 2008, 12:15:50 AM
I kill all Josh's cyberdemons with a missile!

                       
  >:D           >:D       
<@@@<***                         BOOM!
>:D  >:D
>:D        >:D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: StikShow on July 10, 2008, 01:44:54 AM
Sneaks up behind Josh and stabs him with a yard long sword through the heart.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 10, 2008, 01:53:42 AM
I stab Stik Show with a foot long dagger.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 10, 2008, 05:00:38 AM
Please, no more cyberdemons, no more black holes, no more "PWNAGE GONNA KILL ALL O' YA" attacks.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 10, 2008, 09:48:27 AM
I kill all Josh's cyberdemons with a missile!

                       
  >:D           >:D       
<@@@<***                         BOOM!
>:D  >:D
>:D        >:D
you  know you only killed 6 Super Searcher do you realize how powerful cyberdemons are have you ever played doom?
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on July 10, 2008, 10:25:15 AM
I wonder who on the CQFF actually hasn't played Doom...

*Begins to pound Super Searcher and Josh into the ground for starting this whole Cyberdemons vs. Super Searcher thing.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 10, 2008, 02:03:54 PM
you  know you only killed 6 Super Searcher do you realize how powerful cyberdemons are have you ever played doom?
YES I have played doom.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 10, 2008, 06:00:58 PM
you  know you only killed 6 Super Searcher do you realize how powerful cyberdemons are have you ever played doom?
YES I have played doom.
Well I will pwn all of you guys!
*whips out a copy of Noah's Ark 3D, and changes everybodies copies of doom into the game.*
Have fun shooting grapes at camels! ;)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 10, 2008, 06:37:12 PM
I have just decided that this topic has EPIC FAIL.

*grabs a Banhammer and smashes Josh and Super Searcher so that they can no longer post in this topic*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 10, 2008, 07:26:47 PM
*throws slimeinator out of the car for backseat modding*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on July 10, 2008, 07:33:00 PM
*Runs wildly through the thread, firing the BFG10k at everything*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 10, 2008, 07:36:30 PM
Sneaks up behind Josh and stabs him with a yard long sword through the heart.
grabs stikshows mustash and tears it of opps his face came of 2  :o
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 10, 2008, 08:29:59 PM
Josh you and I are dead remember?
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 10, 2008, 08:42:06 PM
Also I flattened you both with a Banhammer.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 10, 2008, 08:43:35 PM
Yes I know. :-\
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 10, 2008, 10:09:51 PM
====================CONSOLE=================
loaded doomu.wad
loaded randomcrudmap.wad
TEXTURE WHATEVER
TEXTURE __
TEXTURE 1424__WTFANNY
TEXTURE LOLZOSAURUS
loaded fkldsfjrtj43034.dll
loaded swe1.dll
loaded hack3d.pk3
]SLV_CHEAT ON
]summon zombieman
]summon zombieman
/summon zombieman

I just summoned up 3 commoni using SLV_CHEAT in Skulltag.
now they shall attack
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 10, 2008, 11:03:41 PM
Except, due to a flaw in your commands involving SV_CHEATS, you get an error message saying SV_CHEATS must be "TRUE" to enable this command.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on July 11, 2008, 09:56:32 AM
OWNED.

*throws slimeinator out of the car for backseat modding*

*Smashes a real hammer into BMD's head for being a hypocrite and constantly committing necromancy.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 11, 2008, 11:42:50 AM
Josh you and I are dead remember?
yes but i can still pick stuff up and attck
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on July 11, 2008, 11:50:55 AM
That's odd.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 11, 2008, 12:15:57 PM
OWNED.

*throws slimeinator out of the car for backseat modding*

*Smashes a real hammer into BMD's head for being a hypocrite and constantly committing necromancy.*
necromancing isn't being a hypocrite, because it's the opposite of backseat modding, even if it's an accident!
*summons up the zombie of Big Burrit0 to attack*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on July 11, 2008, 01:52:01 PM
*Smashes Richie's banhammer down into the ground, preventing any other members from being reincarnated or zombified (aka MoN, Dragon Master, etc.) and sending Big Burrit0 into the grave forever more.*

*Takes a hammer and chisel and carves BMD's skull into the shape of a mouse.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 11, 2008, 03:46:55 PM
Yay! I have a mouse head now!

*runs into the local barn to eat all of the sweetfeed.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 11, 2008, 04:45:06 PM
*Continues to float around while I ponder if ABBA did the theme song for Sugar: A little snow fairy or not.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on July 11, 2008, 06:36:52 PM
*Fires an Egon Gun at Kuwabara, while telling him that Yoko Ishida did the Sugar theme*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 11, 2008, 08:24:55 PM
That's odd.
well duh ghosts can pick stuff up
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 11, 2008, 09:21:40 PM
I come back to life! grabs a laser gun and shoots Xbolt. 
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 12, 2008, 12:15:12 PM
I come back to life! grabs a laser gun and shoots Xbolt. 
do you have any other wepons then a laser gun?
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 12, 2008, 04:31:39 PM
I come back to life! grabs a laser gun and shoots Xbolt. 
do you have any other wepons then a laser gun?
well, he does.....but you would get PWNED by it.

*I boggle my self and everyone one else by attempting to spell worschestershire sauce.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 13, 2008, 03:55:38 PM
I come back to life! grabs a laser gun and shoots Xbolt. 
do you have any other wepons then a laser gun?
well, he does.....but you would get PWNED by it.

*I boggle my self and everyone one else by attempting to spell worschestershire sauce.*
how can it im a ghost remember and super searcher get more wepons
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 13, 2008, 05:36:36 PM
*ride the power pellet gravy train to get free points off of Josh for the rest of this game*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 13, 2008, 05:58:11 PM
FACE IT IM IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT IM A GHOSTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 13, 2008, 06:00:26 PM
FACE IT IM IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT IM A GHOSTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST
Then I will call the Ghost busters to get rid of Josh.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 13, 2008, 06:06:26 PM
Oooo! Ooo! I'll do an Excorcism!

*grabs Holy Water and sprays it over Josh*

*he screams a demonic scream of utter and complete pain*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 13, 2008, 06:16:31 PM
Oooo! Ooo! I'll do an Excorcism!

*grabs Holy Water and sprays it over Josh*

*he screams a demonic scream of utter and complete pain*
shakes the water off and summons a all the ghosts................................... and 2 of them posszet both of u
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 13, 2008, 06:21:03 PM
....you do realize that I just condemned you eternally to...eh...H-E-double toothpicks?
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 13, 2008, 06:55:31 PM
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my cyberdemons take over the world
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 13, 2008, 11:15:44 PM
FACE IT IM IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT IM A GHOSTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST
If you missed what I said, then you have obviously never played Pac-Man, and therefore:
(http://chexquestgallery.webng.com/images/funny/poster43263738.jpg)
*uses your fail energy as a super weapon that obliterates you, your cyberdemons (they're beatable, so don't give me that "tey r tuf" business) , Super Searcher, The Slimeinator, and the Ghost Busters*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 14, 2008, 01:55:20 AM
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my cyberdemons take over the world

Excuse me, I already killed your freakin' cyberdemons and they will NEVER COME BACK! (Plus, Manny has double killed them.)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 14, 2008, 11:20:48 AM
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my cyberdemons take over the world

Excuse me, I already killed your freakin' cyberdemons and they will NEVER COME BACK! (Plus, Manny has double killed them.)
the only way to kill cyberdemons is to have a soul cube witch you guys dont have i had i till The Slimeinator dumped holy water on me and i went to hell the soul cube is in hell and there is no portals left
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on July 14, 2008, 11:37:06 AM
I come back to life! grabs a laser gun and shoots Xbolt. 
do you have any other wepons then a laser gun?
well, he does.....but you would get PWNED by it.

*I boggle my self and everyone one else by attempting to spell worschestershire sauce.*
LOL, you spelled it wrong.  You get a -1.  It's worcestershire sauce.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my cyberdemons take over the world

Excuse me, I already killed your freakin' cyberdemons and they will NEVER COME BACK! (Plus, Manny has double killed them.)
the only way to kill cyberdemons is to have a soul cube witch you guys dont have i had i till The Slimeinator dumped holy water on me and i went to hell the soul cube is in hell and there is no portals left
Um, is the more extreme version of "heck" considered foul language?

*Stabs Josh in the stomach for evermore, because he had to bring that up.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 14, 2008, 12:24:54 PM
ohhh woops sorry ill say heck
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 14, 2008, 12:44:48 PM
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my cyberdemons take over the world

Excuse me, I already killed your freakin' cyberdemons and they will NEVER COME BACK! (Plus, Manny has double killed them.)
the only way to kill cyberdemons is to have a soul cube-
False. You can kill them with any weapon, even a pistol, if you you have enough ammunition and endurance. *kills ChexCommander with a broomstick just to unleash my wrath on someone, since Josh is already gone* By the way, "hell" is alright, as long as it's used as a proper noun (for example, "baron of hell"), but not as a swear word.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 14, 2008, 01:20:01 PM
*unleashes the power of Ultimus and the friggin' huge scorch decal I gave him*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on July 14, 2008, 01:37:32 PM
*Whips out THE ULTIMATE CHEX QUEST ARMOR and a Liquid Zorcher and blasts the Ultimus to pieces.*

*Hits Manny with a mop and begins a Cleaning War.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 14, 2008, 01:40:03 PM
*joins with super-absorbent Weigee board*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 14, 2008, 03:00:29 PM
*joins with super-absorbent Weigee board*
*Slaps The Slimeinator silly for mis-spelling Ouija, then burns the Ouija Board, and procedes to broom the burning ashes towards josh for being so stubborn in his beliefs about the darn cyberdemons*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 14, 2008, 03:02:38 PM
I didn't mean Ouija. You just failed.

*plays the Bolero of Fire on my Ocarina to summon all of Mount Death onto BatManifestDestiny's head for his phailure*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 14, 2008, 03:05:27 PM
*Starts playing Phun and makes a catapult because The Slimeinator said phailure, and then launches balls of green-ness at Manny.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 14, 2008, 04:41:49 PM
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my cyberdemons take over the world

Excuse me, I already killed your freakin' cyberdemons and they will NEVER COME BACK! (Plus, Manny has double killed them.)
the only way to kill cyberdemons is to have a soul cube-
False. You can kill them with any weapon, even a pistol, if you you have enough ammunition and endurance. *kills ChexCommander with a broomstick just to unleash my wrath on someone, since Josh is already gone* By the way, "hell" is alright, as long as it's used as a proper noun (for example, "baron of hell"), but not as a swear word.
ohhh well looks like im out of this game
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 14, 2008, 05:21:52 PM
*Hits Manny with a mop and begins a Cleaning War.*
*slips Odor-Eaters into ChexCommander's shoes; ChexCommander mysteriously disappears* Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh. ;D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 14, 2008, 05:35:57 PM
*Attacks manny cav with my SPONGE OF EVIL!*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 14, 2008, 05:38:19 PM
*counters by attacking Kuwabara with a sponge that lives in a pineapple under the sea*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 14, 2008, 05:40:19 PM
Oh wait, I am a ghost, I can't do anything..


Any chance of me being resuurected?
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 14, 2008, 05:52:20 PM
*counters by attacking Kuwabara with a sponge that lives in a pineapple under the sea*

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! IT'S THE EVIL ONE!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

*attacks The Evil One (also known as Spongebob Squarepants, or the Harbinger of Vacuousicity) with a huge hurricane flanked with 6 tornadoes and then starts a Wiggle spawning1 to destroy it*


1 The type of wiggle that I am referring to is from the amazing series Xanth. This is an excerpt from the book:

Quote from: Piers Anthony
"Wiggles traveled by sudden rushes along wiggle-sized magic tunnels they created. Then they paused to recuperate, or perhaps merely to contemplate philosophical matters; no one really knew the rationale of a wiggle."

When a wiggle "materializes", it annihilates an area exactly the size of the wiggle that is materializing. It can travel through anything, and can materialize anything. This is the description of a wiggle:

Quote from: Piers Anthony
"It was a two-inch-long, loosely spiraled worm, hovering absolutely still in midair. It harly looked like the menace it was."

This is a wiggle while it is materialized.

Piers Anthony is very creative.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 14, 2008, 06:56:06 PM
*attacks The Slimeinator and his wiggles with "The Wiggles", subsequently withering them away* Good job, Anthony, Murry, Jeff, and Sam! Let's find a new target!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 14, 2008, 06:59:30 PM
*calls forth the Boss Ultimus, his increased health, size, speed, and firing rate to annihilate "The Wiggles" and then starts another Wiggle spawning inside Manny's house*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 14, 2008, 07:02:00 PM
You've been withered away. You can spawn anymore wiggles. *squiggles over the the wiggle that mysteriously appears, turning it into harmless black ink*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 14, 2008, 07:03:56 PM
*eats an Unwither Mushroom*

Wahahaha!

*uses the strange power of the Mario Mushrooms to turn Manny orange*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 14, 2008, 07:21:14 PM
*calls for the Oompa Loompas to attack The Slimeinator and crown Manny as their king.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 15, 2008, 01:25:23 AM
*activates Short Circuit to destroy all cards on my opponent's side of the field*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 15, 2008, 01:26:14 AM
*gets the Oompa-Loompas to convert the chocolate factory to make soylent green so I can begin to force feed it to the members at large*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on July 15, 2008, 11:22:09 AM
Forces it into Manny's throat, making him soylent green.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 15, 2008, 12:58:42 PM
A giant green Oompa-Loompa king is not a happy sight. *orders the Oompa-Loompas to feed ChexCommander 100 times the lethal dose of soylent green, causing all of ChexCommander's internal organs to bust wide open*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on July 15, 2008, 01:02:19 PM
My organs reveal a sercret implementation inside my flesh, used to make me extremely sarcastic.

*Says something so cynical and sarcastic that every single iota of stuff in Manny's body implodes.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: newsted_jr on July 15, 2008, 11:02:35 PM
newsted_jr uses the Artifact from Doom 3 RoE to slow down time, make himself invulnerable, and go into beserk mode, enabling him to DESTROY EVERYONE!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 16, 2008, 02:30:48 AM
Doom 3 crashes, killing newsted with it.

*realises that eating soylent green doesn't make you soylent green, or everyone would be the stuff, and then orders the soylent green oompa-loompas to throw the little wafers at everyone.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 16, 2008, 05:02:38 AM
OK, I know I have said this before, but can we PLEASE put a ban on Insta' kill everyone moves?  (newsstead's post is a recent example,no offence.)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on July 16, 2008, 11:01:48 AM
*Throws Kuwabara into a pit of hungry, angry Great White Sharks.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 16, 2008, 12:17:54 PM
*Dennis Chexter and Chris Chexter team up with The Slimeinator to begin a crusade against ChexCommander for no particular reason*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on July 16, 2008, 12:46:09 PM
*The Crusade turns out to be like the Children's Crusade of the 1300's, and Fred Chexter's brothers (Dennis and Chris) are slaughtered.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 16, 2008, 02:03:47 PM
*summons forth the power of...EXODIA THE BOLOGNA EATER!!!!!*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: newsted_jr on July 16, 2008, 03:11:48 PM
newsted complies with Kuwabara, but throws a cougar at him to shut him up
thinks about ways to attack everyone indiviually
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 16, 2008, 03:18:23 PM
*commands Exodia to start eating bologna*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 16, 2008, 03:19:02 PM
*uses Regeneration Zorchsphere to bring Chris and Dennis back to life*

*gangs up on Fred*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on July 16, 2008, 03:24:12 PM
*Fred joins ChexCommander's team, and uses a Beam Zorcher to rail his brothers.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 16, 2008, 04:16:24 PM
*Fred joins ChexCommander's team, and uses a Beam Zorcher to rail his brothers.*
Don't you mean.. *a rail zorcher to beam his brothers?*

anyway *I trap The Slimeinator in a forcefield and zap Chexcommander with a LAZ device.*   
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 16, 2008, 06:44:25 PM
*uses Regeneration Zorchsphere to bring Chris and Dennis back to life*

*Stares at Slimenator hopefully, eyeing his regeneration zorchspere*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 16, 2008, 09:03:56 PM
OK, fine.

*uses Regeneration Zorchsphere on Kuwabara*


By the way, the official obituary string for the Beam Zorcher is "%o was pierced by %k's Beam Zorcher."
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 16, 2008, 10:24:24 PM
*throws a steak on the backseat grill.*

*commands Exodia to turn CC into Bologna and eat him.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 17, 2008, 04:05:52 AM
Yay!  I live again!  *Celebrates life by both dancing in the rain, and picking up a wet puppy and laughing at it's lulzness*

(The wet puppy is a vauge reference I made to the song LIFE, by YUI)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on July 17, 2008, 11:09:16 AM
*Fred joins ChexCommander's team, and uses a Beam Zorcher to rail his brothers.*
Don't you mean.. *a rail zorcher to beam his brothers?*
FAIL.  The Beam Zorcher is The Slimeinator's CQ representation of the railgun.  Therefore, I was correct.

*The LAZ blast bounces off ChexCommander from the FAILURE, and slams into Kuwabara and his wet puppy.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 17, 2008, 11:34:48 AM
Thou gettest a biscuit. "Rail" isn't the word I chose to be a part of the obituary, but that works too.

*disentagrates ChexCommander with a Mauler*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: newsted_jr on July 17, 2008, 02:41:33 PM
shoots slimeinater with a high power sniper rifle
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 17, 2008, 03:06:08 PM
Ho-ho! Thou hast failed! For I am a Flemoid in this topic!

*uses Hyper-charged Beam Zorcher to give newsted_jr another hole through his head*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 17, 2008, 03:12:55 PM
I zap The Slimeeinator with a phasing zorcher and send him back to the flemoids dimension.   
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 17, 2008, 03:24:44 PM
OK then.

*shares cup-cakes with Moe1*

1Newer members may not know Moe the Bipedicus. He was a joke in my Location information on the old boards.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 17, 2008, 03:36:33 PM
*Fred joins ChexCommander's team, and uses a Beam Zorcher to rail his brothers.*
Don't you mean.. *a rail zorcher to beam his brothers?*
FAIL.  The Beam Zorcher is The Slimeinator's CQ representation of the railgun.  Therefore, I was correct.

*The LAZ blast bounces off ChexCommander from the FAILURE, and slams into Kuwabara and his wet puppy.*

NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOSHI YOSHI YOSHI!  Now what will I sing about?

*Steals Moes cup-cake in spite*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 17, 2008, 03:50:14 PM
Ooooo. I feel sorry for you know.

*Moe evolves into an Ultimus so mighty it could conquer any foe and then he blasts Kuwabara off of his rock in the sky*

*Kuwabara is then impaled by stalagmites on the cave-like floor, and thus dies again*


Moe does NOT like his cupcakes being stolen!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 17, 2008, 05:27:59 PM
Ow....I feel my life slipping away....I must write a poem about this.

Rock stabs my heart.
Ultimus glares down on me.
The bat dung smells terrible.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 17, 2008, 06:16:57 PM
you fail at haikus!

*summons an army of ancient japanese and chinese people to attack*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 18, 2008, 01:48:10 AM
*counters with the fact that Kuwabara is dead and is already in the Flemoid's Dimension, where he has already entered Moe's digestive tract*

Who says that Flemoids don't consume flesh? It has nutrients!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 18, 2008, 04:36:07 AM
you fail at haikus!

*summons an army of ancient japanese and chinese people to attack*

Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess, did I SAY I was making a haiku?

And besides, your army of ancient japanese and chinese is nothing without Emperor Chin (United China after the Warring States era) and Miyamoto Musashi (Greatest swordmaster of all time).
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 18, 2008, 11:10:40 AM
*creates a guillotine and chops BatmanifestDestiny's head off*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on July 18, 2008, 11:15:57 AM
*Summons the Terra Cotta Army of China to stomp on BMD's remains.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 18, 2008, 11:18:10 AM
*summons a rainstorm so that the Terra Cotta army melts*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 18, 2008, 10:01:19 PM
I make a bunch of ASCII art solders to attack the last four people who posted in this subject. 
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 19, 2008, 05:10:22 AM
I am dead, impaled on a stalagmite and in a flemoid's digestive tract to be exact, so I am excempt from your ASCII art soldier attack SS.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 19, 2008, 07:22:39 PM
then I will summon the ASCII OBLITERATOR!!!!!! *muahahahahaaaaa!!!*

'-._  _.-'
(0)   (0)
     >
 ________
|\/\/\/\/|
|        |
|^_^_^_^_|

Feel the power!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Anonymous (ChexGuy331) on July 20, 2008, 11:05:05 AM
Behlod the power of the magical Backspace button!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 20, 2008, 03:31:34 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
m onl weaknes

(translation:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
my only weakness!)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 20, 2008, 05:14:58 PM
HA HA HA! now that you are helpless My ASCII army runs you over! HA HA HA!   
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 20, 2008, 07:08:57 PM
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooyoshiyoshiyoshi!!!!

I summon an army of yoshis to protect me!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 20, 2008, 07:43:50 PM
Yes, and they have a Kaiseryoshi as their leader! (Inside joke)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 20, 2008, 08:10:52 PM
I am near defeat when all of a sudden I remember I have a army of LEGO men. they bring down Batmanifestdestiny's yoshis army in one fell swoop. HA HA HA! >:D now Batmanifestdestiny I ship you to mars third class.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 20, 2008, 09:39:12 PM
Ooh!  Ooh!  Can I get the working class seats?  (They had a name for them in ships, a lot of the Irish immigrants back in the day took them...but I can't remember the name of those seats for the life of me.)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 21, 2008, 01:35:01 AM
Uh sher. *he he he.* puts a mine on Kuwabara's seat.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 21, 2008, 03:42:09 AM
A MINE!? I call discrimination! (Joking)

*Gets ASPLODED by the mine*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 21, 2008, 12:28:46 PM
MUH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...*cough!*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 21, 2008, 02:32:54 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *squeak*

*blows up the ocean on my way to Mars*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: brain candy on July 24, 2008, 04:51:00 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *squeak*

*blows up the ocean on my way to Mars*

(http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/6/6a/Owned-42873.jpg)

**Gets the heck out of the ocean**
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 24, 2008, 05:38:38 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *squeak*

*blows up the ocean on my way to Mars*

(http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/6/6a/Owned-42873.jpg)

**Gets the heck out of the ocean**

Oh my gosh Brain Candy, you officially WIN these forums for that picture!

*Gives Brain Candy pure PWNAGE power in this fight*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: brain candy on July 24, 2008, 05:49:39 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *squeak*

*blows up the ocean on my way to Mars*

(http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/6/6a/Owned-42873.jpg)

**Gets the heck out of the ocean**

Oh my gosh Brain Candy, you officially WIN these forums for that picture!

*Gives Brain Candy pure PWNAGE power in this fight*

 ;D

I've seriously been wrestling with the idea of whether or not to post that picture for a few months now... also, an appropriate occasion never came up. Glad you liked it!

**Goes mad with new powers**
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 24, 2008, 07:42:31 PM
*unfortunately, mad is understood here to mean mutually assured destruction, so brain candy obliterated Kuwabara and herself with "going mad" with her new powers, while I arrive as the one-man clean up crew for the whole thing*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 25, 2008, 12:00:29 AM
I blow up the thing within ten feet from me and that thing is Manny Cav.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 25, 2008, 12:43:40 AM
*after having been blown up to the size of Godzilla, I precede to stomp on Super Searcher and separate and spread his internals to the radius of a helicopter landing pad*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on July 25, 2008, 11:45:52 AM
*Taps Manny Cav with a pin and pops him.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 25, 2008, 01:08:37 PM
Shakes Chexcommander's hand for saving me. ;)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 25, 2008, 08:22:05 PM
*deflates back to my normal size so I can take his pin, and shove it through his eyes so I can pop hi--* Oh, wait... never mind, you're not a balloon, so that doesn't pop you! :D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 26, 2008, 02:09:19 AM
*kills CC with a banhammer from a different board*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Anonymous (ChexGuy331) on July 26, 2008, 11:40:16 PM
Rigs up over 9000 bundles of DINOMIGHT! brand dynamite sticks around Slime and detonates them just after firing a BFG at him.
Title: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 27, 2008, 01:56:48 AM
*Whips Anonymous with a novelty T-Shirt*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 27, 2008, 02:00:08 AM
Rigs up over 9000 bundles of DINOMIGHT! brand dynamite sticks around Slime and detonates them just after firing a BFG at him.

Hello? Flemoid? Invulnerable to conventional weapons?

*uses a Toadshroom to turn Anonymous into a putrid and foul-smelling purple liquid*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 27, 2008, 02:12:07 AM
*sprays The Slimeinator with a giant bottle of Mucinex.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 27, 2008, 02:13:33 AM
The name sounds familiar, but I can't quite remember what it is...

There is only one way to truly kill a Flemoid, and it is not with Zorch.

*takes Batmanifestdestiny's bottle of Mucinex and shoves it down his throat*
Title: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 27, 2008, 02:27:19 AM
Mucinex breaks up mucus and......flem! muahahahahahaaa!! >:D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 27, 2008, 02:34:08 AM
Flem and Phlegm are different things. However, I detonated a Zorch grenade I had hidden in my stomach so I can enjoy a block party with Moe and our neighbours.

*throws BMD on the grill and puts hot sauce on him after thoroughly stabbing him with a sharp serrated knife*
Title: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 27, 2008, 08:30:29 PM
I never mentioned Phlegm, and flemoids are made of Flem.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 27, 2008, 11:31:32 PM
I mean that Mucinex breaks up Phlegm and not Flem.

*smashes with a banZorcher*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Rushnerd on July 28, 2008, 12:15:08 AM
DINOMIGHT!
(http://www.tmalliance.com/uploads/008050/dynomite.jpg)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 28, 2008, 04:51:54 PM
Hee-hee-hee.

*attacks Care Beartopia with an Australian geezer*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 28, 2008, 07:20:23 PM
*leads a group of Communist Pok
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 29, 2008, 01:39:05 AM
Dame, dame Manny.  No "gonna kill everything and everyone" attacks.

Dame--a strong no in Japanese.
Title: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 29, 2008, 03:02:21 AM
*Mange Kuwabara en francais, Il est tres bien.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 29, 2008, 03:07:26 AM
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH FRENCH!

*summons Helsasha the Jellybean to devour your soul*
Title: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 29, 2008, 03:22:57 AM
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon
leyoshileyoshileyoshi!!

*cowers in fear*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 29, 2008, 03:31:53 AM
*I get out the lazdevice and shoot The Slimeeinator and send him to another dimension.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on July 29, 2008, 10:25:10 AM
*Mange Kuwabara en francais, Il est tres bien.*
Eh...so...Kuwabara tasted that good?

*Mange un sandwich et joue au foot avec le Yoshi*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 29, 2008, 12:44:50 PM
NO MORE FRENCH!!! Grrr....

*commands Helsasha to devour ChexCommander's soul as well*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 29, 2008, 01:51:54 PM
Dame, dame Manny.  No "gonna kill everything and everyone" attacks.

Dame--a strong no in Japanese.
*has my Communist army torture Kuwabara to death for this ridiculous statement, and spams the LAZ Device just because I can*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 29, 2008, 01:54:09 PM
*Ritual Summons the Pope's Dinosaurs and the almighty Spoon Army*

*Orders Dinosaurs to attack Manny and Spoons to scoop out Skynard's Inyrds*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 29, 2008, 01:57:44 PM
*the dinosaurs decide that "attack Manny" means have lunch and go on a Flemoid diet*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 29, 2008, 01:59:54 PM
Hee-hee.

*summons the omnipotent Lobster Phone to consume Manny's spleen*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 29, 2008, 06:27:47 PM
(http://skulltag.com/wiki/images/0/06/Medal_youfailit.gif)
You get a You Fail It! award. I'm a skeleton. I have no spleen. *condemns the Lobster Phone to the underworld; sends an army of banana phones to annoy The Slimeinator to the extent of making his head explode*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 29, 2008, 07:09:40 PM
Server:Kuwabara joined the spectators
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on July 30, 2008, 10:25:30 AM
[CQ]ChexCommander was kicked from the server! Reason: He had no soul.

[CQ]ChexCommander left the game.

[CQ]ChexCommander has connected.

[CQ]ChexCommander joined the game.

[CQ]Manny Cav was drilled by [CQ]ChexCommander's Minigun.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on July 30, 2008, 12:17:38 PM
[CQ]ChexCommander couldn't hide from [CQ]Manny Cav's BFG.
Super Searcher couldn't hide from [CQ]Manny Cav's BFG.
[CQ]ChexCommander got wreckless with his BFG10K.
[CQ]ChexCommander was splintered by [CQ]Manny Cav's BFG.
client Super Searcher disconnected.
[CQ]ChexCommander: Stop spamming, Manny, or I will kick you.
[CQ]ChexCommander couldn't hide from [CQ]Manny Cav's BFG.
[CQ]ChexCommander: $#%*!!! Why won't it kick you!?
[CQ]Manny Cav: You're not the admin on
[CQ]ChexCommander was splintered by [CQ]Manny Cav's BFG.
[CQ]Manny Cav: That's what you get for being a llama.
[CQ]ChexCommander: afghnkdfhgkhfdikghdfuikhg
[CQ]ChexCommander couldn't hide from [CQ]Manny Cav's BFG.
Fraglimit hit.
[CQ]Manny Cav wins!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on July 30, 2008, 12:59:26 PM
Super Searcher couldn't hide from [CQ]Manny Cav's BFG.
client Super Searcher disconnected.
HEY! leave me out of it!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on August 01, 2008, 01:37:22 PM
[CQ]Manny Cav was banned and kicked from the server! Reason: Spamming
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 01, 2008, 01:38:39 PM
*fires Shining Lazer at ChexCommander for his epic FAILURE, as Manny Cav should never be banned from a server*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on August 01, 2008, 10:16:31 PM
[CQ]Manny Cav was banned and kicked from the server! Reason: Spamming
[CQ]Manny Cav: You're not the admin on
CODE S-10! CODE S-10! (http://chexquestgallery.webng.com/wavsounds/s-10.WAV)
[CQ]ChexCommander was banned and kicked from the server! Reason: Attempting to hijack server to ban users.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on August 02, 2008, 03:35:15 AM
*Destroys all of this Skulltag jarble by saying the magic word: DESU!*
Title: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on August 02, 2008, 04:36:43 AM
/me eats a blueberry
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on August 02, 2008, 04:41:44 AM
/me eats your soul
Title: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on August 02, 2008, 05:05:00 AM
/me figured out that putting /me at the beginning of a post makes it auto-action ^_^
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on August 02, 2008, 12:33:15 PM
*Destroys all of this Skulltag jarble by saying the magic word: DESU!*
*Manny Cav explodes* I vote that we ban using the word desu in this topic. It's just plain cheap. It kills every time, more so than even... spamming.... *types B-L-A-M ro put myself back together again*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 02, 2008, 01:40:04 PM
*drinks BAM juice*

BAM = Boring Alternative Morgue

*throws a BAM-canister at Manny Cav*

*also fires a lazer at D*** users*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on August 02, 2008, 03:01:08 PM
*drinks BAM juice*

BAM = Boring Alternative Morgue

*throws a BAM-canister at Manny Cav*
It's "BLAM", you nut. (http://chexquestgallery.webng.com/wavsounds/s-27.WAV).
*also fires a lazer at D*** users*
.... *turns The Slimeinator into soylent green so I can crumble him to pieces with Hazmat gloves, then eject them into outer space so they dissolve permanently underneath the sun's surface*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 02, 2008, 03:11:38 PM
D*** = Censored Desu, in this case because you banned Desu from this topic.

I meant BAM, not BLAM.

*re-assembles self and attacks Manny with nation-destroying Desu*
Title: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on August 02, 2008, 03:20:21 PM
BAM!!!!!!!!

/me summons Emeril to annoy everyone by "kicking it up another notch" and yelling "BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" everytime a single grain of salt touches his food
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 02, 2008, 03:34:38 PM
*pours three trillion grains of salt on Emeril's food and then quickly detonates a Zorch Grenade to escape the ensuing madness*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on August 02, 2008, 03:42:05 PM
*I take some of the salt and I throw it on The Slimeinator to make him shrivel.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 02, 2008, 04:04:15 PM
You have failed to realize that I am in a different dimension.

*fires interdimensional lazer cannon to disintegrate Super Searcher*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on August 02, 2008, 04:12:16 PM
*I duck.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on August 02, 2008, 08:26:13 PM
/me agrees that DESU should be a banned word in here, since it is a "OMG GONNA KILL EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE!!!11!" move.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Pikazec2012 on August 03, 2008, 12:01:00 AM
pikazec throws a metal hammer on kuwabara's foot
Title: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on August 03, 2008, 12:49:23 AM
/me slaps everyone who pronounces "Kuwabara" as [Koo-AW-bur-UH]
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on August 03, 2008, 03:12:52 AM
/me states that Kuwabara is pronounced KOO-wuh-BAH-ruh.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 03, 2008, 03:08:57 PM
*summons a red dragon to consume BatmanifestDestiny, thus condemning him to a slimey and churning oblivion inside its stomach*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 03, 2008, 09:45:16 PM
 *TheMasterOfBattle joins the forum fight and attacks everyone with his sword*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 03, 2008, 09:46:34 PM
*grabs Liquid Zorcher, grins evily, and uses the AltFire attack to blow TheMasterOfBattle into ten million Battle-bits*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 03, 2008, 09:53:15 PM
*raises his neutralizing shield of defense to block The Slimeanator's attack, and then throws salt grenades at him*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 03, 2008, 09:57:54 PM
I LOVE SALT!

*eats salt and then fires a Hyper-Charged Liquid Zorcher attack*

Let's just say that there won't be much left of you, whether or not you block it. Not to mention the last 15 posters, INCLUDING ME!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 03, 2008, 10:00:30 PM
*hires Chuck Norris to defend everyone from The Slimanator's attack and then Chuck Norris proceeds to beat The Slimanator up*   ;D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 03, 2008, 10:23:03 PM
Wahahaha! I know the weakness of Chuck Norris!

*summons Chuck Norris' GRANDMOTHER to nag him about hitting people so that his ears explode*

*summons a rain of Zorch to descend upon TheMasterOfBattle*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 03, 2008, 10:27:10 PM
*defends himself from the rain of zorch with a zorch-proof umbrella and summons the warrior guy from his avatar to destoy The Slimanator*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 03, 2008, 10:30:38 PM
Ho-ho! Thou hast failed to realize that I am a Flemoid in this topic!

*Sword passes through my gelatinous form with no effect*

*proceeds to dismember TheMasterOfBattle, Josh, and Manny Cav*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 03, 2008, 10:35:58 PM
Haha you fool, you fell for my dummy thinking it was me.  I am not TheMasterOfBattle for nothing. :D

*proceeds to dismember The Slimanator with his Zorch sword*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 03, 2008, 10:39:12 PM
Very well!

*returns to the Flemoid's Dimension and calls a council of Flemoid High Command to decide how to...deal... with this "TheMasterOfBattle"*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 03, 2008, 10:47:56 PM
*heads back to his war council to prepare his grand army for battle with The Slimanator*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 03, 2008, 10:54:28 PM
Your resistance shall be futile. Only I know the true secret of how to actually KILL a Flemoid, and I shall not disclose it at this time.

*calls in an air strike on TheMasterOfBattle's forces via Ultricus*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 03, 2008, 10:58:54 PM
*TheMasterOfBattle's army throws up a large force field, jams The Slimeinator's army communications and destroys his air force with anti-aircraft weapons*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 03, 2008, 11:01:29 PM
*slime rains down on TheMasterOfBattle and his army from the ruptured Ultricus pods*

*uses energy crystal of the corresponding color to collapse the force field and orders my speedier Flemoids to charge and my flying Flemoids to perform another air strike*


If nothing else, the air strike will cause you to rain more slime onto yourself.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 03, 2008, 11:05:25 PM
*uses a mass teleportation machine to teleport half his army behind The Slimeinator's army and catches it in a pincer movement, thereby destroying The Slimeinator's Army*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 03, 2008, 11:06:31 PM
That's what YOU think!

*Flemoids reform from the slime and melts half of TheMasterOfBattle's army into goo*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 03, 2008, 11:09:59 PM
*knowing that it could be his last act, TheMasterOfBattle orders that his giant Zorch and Salt Bomb or ZaSB be detonated, wiping out anothe 1/4 of his current remaining forces, but destroys the rest of TheSlimeinator's army*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 03, 2008, 11:12:50 PM
-_-'

SALT DOES NOTHING TO FLEMOIDS! And, all you did was send us home.

*returns to this dimension and squashes the rest of TheMasterOfBattle's army and then crushes TheMasterOfBattle*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 03, 2008, 11:15:21 PM
*TheMasterOfBattle sends an assassin to the Flemiod home world who succeeds in destroying the Flemoid leaders completely and utterly*

Haha, you fell for another one of my dummies.  ;D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 03, 2008, 11:21:53 PM
That's because you're too much of a coward to lead your army in battle.

*Flemoid Council goes "meh" at the pathetic assassination attempt and kills the assassin*

*then uses an interdimensional lazer cannon and destroys the entire planet that TheMasterOfBattle is on*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 03, 2008, 11:24:49 PM
*TheMasterOfBattle sees that a laser was coming just in time.  He and his army teleport away just in time.  He than proceeds to recruit the local people into his army to prepare for a great assault on the Flemoid home planet*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 03, 2008, 11:48:59 PM
I'm not even going to bother telling you how futile it is to assault any type of Flemoid without knowing how to actually kill it.

*TheMasterOfBattle is sucked into a FAIL rift that he himself generated*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 03, 2008, 11:54:56 PM
*sends an envoy to ask for a temporary truce*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 03, 2008, 11:56:37 PM
Very well. I accept your truce, on the condition that we focus both of our armies to the task of uttery annihilating Desu. I will also summon the Borg Collective for assistance.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 03, 2008, 11:59:07 PM
Agreed, I shall join The Legion of Anti-Desu to eliminate all the Desu.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 04, 2008, 12:01:33 AM
Hee-hee-hee. >:D

*locks and loads Liquid Zorcher, Beam Zorcher, and Seeker Zorcher, simultaneously summoning a massive fleet of Borg Demonstars, Cubes, Demondiscs, Demontooths, Spheres, Fighters, and Spheres and activating a Hyper-charge Zorchpack to attack the Desu*

This is gonna be big.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 04, 2008, 12:06:38 AM
*prepares his army for war on Desu, and joins forces with The Slimeinator and brings some of his modified ZaSBs and turns them into ZWSBs (Zorch Without Salt Bombs*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 04, 2008, 12:10:36 AM
*orders Flemoid Army to begin an invasion of DesuChan while leading at the front firing my Hyper-Charged Seeker Zorcher*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 04, 2008, 12:14:45 AM
*attacks with his army from the other side, trapping the opposing army in a pincer movement, and than charges forward with his Super Zorch Sword and Shield of Neutrality slaying enemies here and there*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 04, 2008, 12:33:17 AM
*commands the Borg to attack other Desu-obsessed communities that are NOT the Chex Quest Fan Forums*

*goes to attack SuiSuiki personally and eliminates her with a blast from my Beam Zorcher*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 04, 2008, 12:36:28 AM
*perform the pincer movement on the same places that The Slimeinator is attacking, because it seems to be working so well against Desu-obsessed communities*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 04, 2008, 12:41:01 AM
Do not proceed with that action. Your army would be assimilated into the Borg collective. Besides, you need to focus your efforts on DesuChan, which is quite large, I hear.

*calls in an air-strike on DesuChan*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 04, 2008, 12:42:04 AM
* does not proceed with such an action, and returns to annihilating the DesuChan*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 04, 2008, 12:43:50 AM
We now must destroy the first topic ever made on DesuChan. We may not come out alive.

*returns to the fray and summons more Flemoid reinforcements to attack the oldest topic on DesuChan, which retaliates with a Desu-slice*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 04, 2008, 12:47:00 AM
*TheMasterOfBattle's army activates its force field and then drops 10 ZWSBs on the topic and detonates them in the hope of destroying the first topic ever made on DesuChan, and so that he can hopefully get to sleep soon if it is destroyed.*

*edit* *due to his need for sleep, TheMasterOfBattle places his capable second-in-command in charge of his forces while he sleeps*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on August 04, 2008, 02:29:21 AM
Mind if I cut in? GOOD! ok now...*I summon a army of robots that can go threw forcefields. HA HA HA!* 


Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 04, 2008, 02:32:16 AM
*due to your spelling FAILURES, the robots only throw force-fields in the past tense, and are thus useless*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on August 04, 2008, 02:33:29 AM
I KNEW I SPELLED FORCE-FIELDS WRONG! 
 
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 04, 2008, 02:36:16 AM
No, you said "threw" instead of "through".

*Super Searcher mysteriously disappears in a puff of failure...*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on August 04, 2008, 02:38:19 AM
Oh. :-\ its up to you now Slimeinator.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 04, 2008, 02:40:50 AM
Very well.

*charges Hyper-Mega-Uber-Pwnzor-W00t-Golden-Banhammer-Chuck-Norris-Interdimensional-Super-Lazer Cannon while TheMasterOfBattle's army flees*

*fires, destroying DESU and all related items/things except for the Chex Quest Fan Forums and the members of said Fan Forum*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on August 04, 2008, 10:18:05 AM
A Golden Banhammer Lazer?! Get me one of those!  :D

*Decides to try to strike a war against 4-Chan.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 04, 2008, 11:15:56 AM
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

*orders Borg Collective to assimilate ChexCommander and his warriors with which he declared war*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 04, 2008, 11:20:23 AM
*TheMasterOfBattle wakes up and resumes command of his army, and joins with The Slimeinator in assimalating ChexCommander and his warriors*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on August 04, 2008, 11:23:45 AM
*screech!* (slams on brakes) Woah woah woah.  I think you two just FAILED.  I said I was declaring a war on 4-Chan, which has nothing to do whatsoever with Desuchan.  I rest my case.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 04, 2008, 11:27:22 AM
And, where exactly did either of us mention DesuChan in our last two posts?

*also assimilates TheMasterOfBattle and his army, because he got to close to a Borg drone (not my fault)*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 04, 2008, 11:32:09 AM
*TheMasterOfBattle and his army miraculously dodge The Slimeinator's assualt and escape via the mass teleporter to a planet of which The Slimeinator has no knowledge, the masas teleporter blows up as it was programmed to in case of such and emergency*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 04, 2008, 11:34:01 AM
I wasn't assaulting you. But, now that you have broken the truce...

*arms rocket-propelled Banhammer of Justice launcher*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*opens fire on Super Searcher and TheMasterOfBattle*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 04, 2008, 11:41:09 AM
hehe, I thought you broke the truce

*seeing as he has to leave now, and that most of his army has been destroyed, TheMasterOfBattle surrenders*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 04, 2008, 11:52:25 AM
Stand down and prepare for assimilation!

*assimilates TheMasterOfBattle and uses a Soylent Green Cake Cannon on atariangamer*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on August 04, 2008, 12:52:24 PM
*arrives whole with all of my bones together, along with the finest army of reapers, ReDeads, Revenants, bogeymen, and any other undead you could imagine* I like the idea of raiding Desuchan and 4chan. How goes the Desuchan raid? If all is well, then perhaps I will initiate a massive wipe out of 4chan. Then, perhaps I will tackle the other chans with my army of reapers.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 04, 2008, 01:05:32 PM
I killed Desu. Feel free to annihliate 4Chan.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on August 04, 2008, 01:12:01 PM
*begins possessing 4chan to build up my army of undead*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 04, 2008, 01:26:49 PM
*summons his grand army from Wesnoth, consisting of Armageddon Drakes, Grand Marshalls, Great Mages, Mages of Lighe, Ancient Liches, Necromancers, Yetis, Fire Dragons, Draugs, Dwarven Lords, Skeletons, Walking Corpses, and various other units, relinquishes his surrender, and obilterates The Slimeinator and his army, and anyone else who dates oppose him*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 04, 2008, 06:45:41 PM
-_-'

I'm done trying to tell you that you can't kill a Flemoid.

*goes back to the Flemoid's dimension*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 04, 2008, 06:47:39 PM
heh, one can try.  :)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on August 05, 2008, 12:28:02 PM
AND FAIL.

*Punches TMOB in the pelvis*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 05, 2008, 06:37:42 PM
*TheMasterOfBattle retaliates by making a sweeping kick, knocking down ChexCommander, and pins him to the ground*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on August 06, 2008, 11:16:09 AM
*Whips out his special Skulltag banhammer and smashes it into TMOB's head*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on August 06, 2008, 11:18:17 AM
Now that 4chan has been destroyed and assimilated, I shall begin raiding a certain movie making website. *precedes to do so*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 06, 2008, 11:20:18 AM
*Whips out his giant sword and proceeds to hack ChexCommander to pieces*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on August 06, 2008, 11:24:03 AM
Now that 4chan has been destroyed and assimilated, I shall begin raiding a certain movie making website. *precedes to do so*
Hee hee hee, I think I'll join you.

*Procedes to throw off TMOB, pick up his special hammer, and join Manny in the fight against that movie making website which we dislike.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 06, 2008, 12:20:26 PM
*TheMasterOfBattle drags ChexCommander back from his fight with the website and opens fires on him with a machine gun*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on August 06, 2008, 07:35:38 PM
NO NO NO NO, don't interfere with our battle! *has a ReDead scratch TheMasterOfBattle to a horrible and painful death*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 06, 2008, 07:45:45 PM
*TheMasterOfBattle somehow survives and sends his undead hordes to attack Manny Cav, reducing him to a bloody pulp*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on August 06, 2008, 08:03:34 PM
I'm a Skeleton. I have no blood. You have no undead, anyway, and even if you did, they would recognize one master: the grimiest of all reapers, moi. *has a wave of revenants assault TheMasterOfBattle and reduce him to a bloody pulp with their missile; continues the battle against the film producers*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 06, 2008, 08:07:24 PM
*TheMasterOfBattle counters with his army of drakes and burns Manny Cav and his skeletons to ash*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on August 06, 2008, 08:09:49 PM
You've died twice already, and you don't get a third time. *has a reaper condemn you to the underworld to wander for all eternity*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 06, 2008, 08:16:06 PM
But you didn't know that I have infinite lives, WHAAHAAAHAAHAAA!!!!!!!!

*attacks Manny with Zorch sword*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on August 06, 2008, 08:19:20 PM
But you didn't know that I have infinite lives, WHAAHAAAHAAHAAA!!!!!!!!
SV_CHEATS MUST BE TRUE TO ENABLE THIS COMMAND.

Uh oh. You're outta luck, mister.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 06, 2008, 08:25:03 PM
No, I just simply have infinite lives.  To counter-act you being undead and Slimeinator being a Flemoid :D

*blasts Manny into oblivion*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Frizkie on August 07, 2008, 04:14:41 AM
Presses '~' key

SV_CHEATS TRUE


Activates and scripts wad so typing in FALSE just makes it true again!

PULLS OUT DUAL BLADED ZORCH KNIFE AND STABS MANNY!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 07, 2008, 04:30:47 AM
*uses the dreaded yellow harbinger of despair who lives in a pineapple to melt Frizkie's brain*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 07, 2008, 09:36:29 AM
*uses the holy hand-grenade of Antioch on the dreaded harbinger of despair, saving what is left of Frizkie's brain, and then attacks The Slimeinator with his Zorch sword to send him back to the flemoid dimension*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on August 07, 2008, 11:17:03 AM
*uses the dreaded yellow harbinger of despair who lives in a pineapple to melt Frizkie's brain*
Hello? Get the connection?

*Brings out the harbinger of despair's pal, teh pink harbinger of destruction who lives in/under a rock to melt Frizkie's brain as well.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on August 07, 2008, 01:23:54 PM
No, I just simply have infinite lives.  To counter-act you being undead and Slimeinator being a Flemoid :D
Fail. You can't have infinite lives. SV_CHEATS is false. And, Frizkie, you can't activate SV_CHEATS in the console like that. You need to be the server admin to do that. *banishes TheMasterOfBattle and Frizkie to the underworld AGAIN for the phailures*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 07, 2008, 01:41:26 PM
Manny Cav fails for spelling failures wrong. :D

*TheMasterOfBattle escapes from the underworld, andreturns as an undead ancient lich and proceeds to drain everyone of life*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on August 07, 2008, 01:43:17 PM
Manny Cav fails for spelling failures wrong. :D
You FAIL for not understanding Manny's spelling.

*Gets a mob and lynches TMOB*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 07, 2008, 01:46:05 PM
TheMasterOfBattle survives because he is now an undead, and then zaps ChexCommander with lightning*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on August 07, 2008, 02:11:27 PM
I know what can kill the undead. *summons the chocolate pudding of doom the destroy TMOB.* HA HA HA!     
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 07, 2008, 02:16:02 PM
TheMasterOfBattle raises an army of the dead to stop the chocolate pudding of doom, and then has some draugs and death blades hack Super Searcher to pieces*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Frizkie on August 07, 2008, 02:38:14 PM
Corrects Manny Cav because CC has rcon active so anyone can do it! I did it yesterday! *Hits many over the head with a spiked club*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on August 07, 2008, 02:39:07 PM
TheMasterOfBattle raises an army of the dead to stop the chocolate pudding of doom, and then has some draugs and death blades hack Super Searcher to pieces*

HA! nothing can stop the chocolate pudding of doom!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 07, 2008, 02:40:31 PM
*I know one thing that can, since Chuck Norris died in a different thread, I summon the undead Chuck Norris*

WHAAHAAHAAHAA!!!!!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on August 07, 2008, 03:30:02 PM
I did this before. I know the weakness of undead Chuck Norris *summons undead Chuck Norriss mom.*  

undead Chuck Norris is grounded. and TMOB is stuck in the chocolate pudding of doom! HA HA HA!   
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 07, 2008, 03:40:41 PM
*TheMasterOfBattle opens up the pit of despair, and the chocolate pudding dissappears into it, and then drains all the life out of Super Searcher with his drain attack, replentishing his health to 100%, and then dumps Super Searcher's body into the pit of despair which now also contains the chocolate pudding of doom among other things*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on August 07, 2008, 03:58:41 PM
Corrects Manny Cav because CC has rcon active so anyone can do it! I did it yesterday! *Hits many over the head with a spiked club*
True, but I don't have to have it on.

*Turns RCON off and stabs Frizkie with a two-handed broadsword*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Pikazec2012 on August 07, 2008, 05:25:03 PM
runs to moe's house. moe can i borrow a gun. yes here have a sniper rifle. snipes CC and manny
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 07, 2008, 05:30:28 PM
*sneaks behind Pikazec2012 and slashes his throat*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on August 08, 2008, 12:03:10 AM
*groans at this fighting and cheat codes, and finishes the raid and assimilation of the film making website* Now, let's see.... Desuchan is gone, 4chan is gone, that other website is gone... huh... I need help. Which website do you think would be best to raid next? Is there another Chan that I missed? *attacks and adds Pikazec2012 to my undead and reaper army just because he tried to snipe me*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 08, 2008, 12:04:55 AM
I'm not sure, howbout we continue attempting to completely and utterly destroying Desu.

What is the point in attacking him when I already killed him. :D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on August 08, 2008, 12:13:15 AM
Oh, who's that mad woman from Rozen Maiden? Suiseiseki, I think her name was. Yeah, let's destroy the mother of all desu! She's probably well armed, with a legion of supporters and other maidens. This will not be an easy battle. *prepares for the final showdown*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 08, 2008, 12:14:22 AM
We can take them!  Hopefully Slimeinator joins us though.

*TheMasterOfBattle prepares for battle*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 08, 2008, 12:24:41 AM
I think I destroyed her in a previous post, but I spelled her name wrong.

Anyway,

*commands all 8,000,000,000,000 Flemoids under my command and all 9,000,000,000,000,000 Borg Drones under my command to join the final showdown*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 08, 2008, 12:31:12 AM
*summons 10,000 Ancient Liches, 10,000 Necromancers, 10,000 Death Knights, 10,000 Spectres, 10,000 Nightgaunts, 10,000 Draugs, 10,000 Banebows, 15,000 Deathblades, 15,000 revenents, 15,000 Dark Sorcerers, 15,000 Bone Shooters, 15,000 Necrophages, 15,000 Shadows, 15,000 Wraiths, 25,000 Skeletons, 25,000 Skeletons Archers, 25,000 Dark Adepts, 25,000 Blood Bats, 50,000 Vampire Bats, and 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Walking Corpses for the final showdown*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Pikazec2012 on August 08, 2008, 10:10:16 AM
Grabs 500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 hand grandees. LETS GO
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 08, 2008, 10:31:11 AM
Are you with us for the cause of ridding the world of all Desu?

btw Manny and Slimeinator, we need to attack the production facility that is producing the first season of Desu dvds, so innocent childrens minds aren't poisioned.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 08, 2008, 11:10:35 AM
I will send one quarter of my compliment of Borg drones to assimilate the factory.

*does so*

Hee-hee.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 08, 2008, 11:11:25 AM
I'll also send a quarter of my forces.

*also does so* :D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on August 08, 2008, 11:14:47 AM
*Summons 5,000,000 Skulltag players to join the fight.*

[CQ]ChexCommander has connected.

[CQ]ChexCommander joined the game.

[CQ]Skulltag Army has connected.

[CQ]Skulltag Army joined the game.

[DESU]Suiseiseki was drilled by [CQ]ChexCommander's minigun.

[DESU]Suiseiseki was splattered by [CQ]Skulltag Army's super shotgun.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 08, 2008, 11:17:01 AM
That's right! Keep her distracted with SkullTag while my Flemoid assassins close in on her!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 08, 2008, 11:18:24 AM
*surrounds Suiseiseki with my undead army so she can't escape*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on August 08, 2008, 12:14:28 PM
*my revenants wreck havoc on the DVD facility* Now I shall send some of them to Japan to attack the source of the plague.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 08, 2008, 12:41:03 PM
*raises the dead from the DVD facility to increase the size of his army and then commits his full forces on Japan as well*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on August 08, 2008, 11:27:36 PM
A honest question:  Why all of the desu hating?  It's just a polite way of ending a sentence.  That would be like in english "DOWN WITH SAYING YOUR PLEASES AND THANK YOUS!!  BURN IT! BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNN IT!!!"
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 09, 2008, 02:33:15 PM
I am not sure if I should kill you now, are hear you out.  Are you against Desu?  Because if not, I may have to kill you.

*Prepares his sword for attacking Kuwabara if he is not Anti-Desu*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on August 09, 2008, 02:49:21 PM
As a "OMG GONNA KILL EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING!!!!!" move in the forum games, then yes.  But a move without the desu name would be just as annoying.  As for the actual word, NO.  It's guarenteed that Allen and I will be using Desu a lot when we are in Japan.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Loremaster on August 10, 2008, 04:55:55 AM
*comes up behind TMOB and slits his throat*

...~desu...
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on August 10, 2008, 12:50:26 PM
LOL!  OWNED!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 10, 2008, 12:53:10 PM
You forget, after escaping from being banished to the underworld, I am now undead, slitting my throat doesn't work.

*blasts Loremaster with dark energy*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Allen Walker on August 10, 2008, 12:57:08 PM
If you are in the underworld, then.....

*Slits his throat with a holy generic good beats evil knife*.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 10, 2008, 01:00:28 PM
*sends a quarter of his grand army to attack Allen (see one of my previous posts to see the size), and has the killer rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail join him, who then bites Allen's head off.

And my army is protecting the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch so don't even think about being able to kill the rabbit. :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on August 11, 2008, 01:21:53 AM
Can I come back now?
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on August 11, 2008, 02:17:14 AM
/me leads SS to the only 7/11 in Hell where resurrection items can be found.  (The place Hell mind you)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 11, 2008, 02:21:24 AM
I like 7/11...

*immediately makes the Regeneration Zorchsphere an inventory item*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on August 11, 2008, 02:22:40 AM
Uh ... *I come back and sit down to catch my breath.* (because coming back to life is tiresome.)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 11, 2008, 02:23:57 AM
*immediately force feeds Soylent Green to Super Searcher*

*then sets the carrying limit of the Regeneration Zorchsphere to 5*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on August 11, 2008, 02:50:53 AM
PLEASE DON"T KILL ME!!! or Xbolt will hit you with a wet pancake!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 11, 2008, 02:57:07 AM
A cold pancake. ::)

*Super Searcher realizes that Soylent Green is not fatal, and that SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!?!!?!?!!???!!!*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Loremaster on August 11, 2008, 03:00:44 AM
Ouch. Dark energy. Now I have a darkburn.

*summons an army of Suiseisekis riding burning firefoxes to fight against TMOB's army.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 11, 2008, 03:09:07 AM
*insert meaningless and unintelligible and most likely awesome post here*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 11, 2008, 10:14:23 AM
Wow, I don't know what that was.  But.....it was just.....amazing. :D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on August 11, 2008, 10:17:04 AM
*insert meaningless and unintelligible and most likely awesome post here*
Woah.  You're gonna blow away the world if you're not careful.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on August 11, 2008, 11:46:07 AM
*summons an army of Suiseisekis riding burning firefoxes to fight against TMOB's army.*
*me and my reapers begin to "reap" the desu army so they will fight on my side* NO DESU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 11, 2008, 12:44:22 PM
*calls an Orbital Bombardment from orbiting orbital space stations with orbital-oriented orbital bombardment cannons against Desu*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on August 11, 2008, 12:50:06 PM
Ok I think I am ready to fight now. just this once I am going to stop the ever going desu. as Super Searcher I can summon a bunch of spys
and scouts to do my bidding. *summons a bunch of spys and scouts to get rid of all the desu. AND the guys that made desu.*   
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 11, 2008, 01:42:51 PM
*starts an all-out assault against Desu*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on August 11, 2008, 02:15:19 PM
This seems oddly familiar...

[CQ]Kuwabara was splintered by [CQ]ChexCommander's BFG9000.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on August 11, 2008, 06:51:16 PM
Ouch. Dark energy. Now I have a darkburn.

*summons an army of Suiseisekis riding burning firefoxes to fight against TMOB's army.*

Loremaster's true army has come to fight.  ;D

@ SS:  If you are going to "get rid of the guys who made desu" then you are going to do a genocide on the Japanese.  Have fun with the Manhattan Project.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on August 11, 2008, 07:00:05 PM
No no no. I mean on the forum fight. 
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 11, 2008, 07:28:15 PM
(http://www.jonespc.com/wp-content/uploads/Image/evil-smiley-face.jpg)
(http://www.jonespc.com/wp-content/uploads/Image/evil-smiley-face.jpg)
(http://www.jonespc.com/wp-content/uploads/Image/evil-smiley-face.jpg)
(http://www.jonespc.com/wp-content/uploads/Image/evil-smiley-face.jpg)
(http://www.jonespc.com/wp-content/uploads/Image/evil-smiley-face.jpg)
(http://www.jonespc.com/wp-content/uploads/Image/evil-smiley-face.jpg)
(http://www.jonespc.com/wp-content/uploads/Image/evil-smiley-face.jpg)
(http://www.jonespc.com/wp-content/uploads/Image/evil-smiley-face.jpg)
(http://www.jonespc.com/wp-content/uploads/Image/evil-smiley-face.jpg)
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Oh, the evilness got overloaded.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 11, 2008, 07:31:02 PM
Wuh?

I now attack my enemies and the evil smileys with smileys.  Whaahaahaahaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.largesmiley.com/large-smiley-face.gif)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on August 11, 2008, 07:31:47 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on August 11, 2008, 07:43:30 PM
*taps Loremaster's shoulder*
*Loremaster turns around*
"What do you want?"
(http://www.jonespc.com/wp-content/uploads/Image/evil-smiley-face.jpg)
*Loremaster gulps*
Loremaster was splattered by [CQ]Manny Cav's Super Shotgun.

That's what I do to people that summon desu monsters riding firefoxes.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 11, 2008, 07:45:26 PM
(http://www.largesmiley.com/large-smiley-face.gif)

That....that was mean.  I like it. >:D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 11, 2008, 07:46:06 PM
*Loremaster becomes the black stick figure in TheMasterOfBattle's avatar*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 11, 2008, 07:46:58 PM
The white stick figure is what Manny does to Loremaster.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 11, 2008, 07:59:01 PM
*uses the OVAR 9000!!!! meme to attack Desu; they destroy each other*

*Chuck Norris and Mr. T then team up to destroy the other memes*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on August 11, 2008, 08:06:34 PM
/me gives chuck a good pat on the back.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 11, 2008, 08:09:06 PM
*Chuck roundhouse kicks Kuwabara because he dared to touch him*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on August 11, 2008, 08:13:42 PM
Actually, his leg has touched me in RL.  He was at a parade.
/me is blessed for this, so the roundhouse has no effect.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 11, 2008, 09:26:09 PM
*Attacks Kuwabara with a cannon* Smiley will demonstrate.  :)

(http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb132.gif)

*epic battle begins*   (http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb029.gif)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on August 12, 2008, 12:55:04 AM
I prefer my lightsaber in a Aquamarine blue.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 12, 2008, 01:05:41 AM
The smiley is what it is. :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on August 12, 2008, 01:47:19 AM
*I whack TMOB with a bootspork.*  HA HA HA! ANYONE WANT TO TRY TO STOP ME?!?!?!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 12, 2008, 01:47:51 AM
Don't tempt me.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on August 12, 2008, 01:49:15 AM
*ZAP! I just sent The Slimeinator to mars.* ANYONE ELSE!?!?!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 12, 2008, 02:06:38 AM
You tempted me.

*fires a lazer from Mars consisting of transphasic particles that can pierce any form of energy protection and disintegrates Super Searcher*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on August 12, 2008, 01:00:06 PM
[CQ]Kuwabara rails [CQ]A Sad Man in South Africa.

[CQ] A Sad Man in South Africa kills himself.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on August 12, 2008, 01:30:13 PM
[CQ] A Sad Man in South Africa kills himself.
That was my point all along when I called myself that.  ;D

[CQ]A Wet Puppy was drilled by [CQ]A Sad Man in South Africa's minigun.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on August 12, 2008, 01:40:27 PM
*Chaperone, the god of swordsmanship, comes in with his huge sword: Shinigami no jigoku hiro: Mustachesuke^, and attacks CC with fire spouting from his sword.*

^--Death God's Hellfire: Mustachesuke.
Title: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on August 16, 2008, 04:37:12 PM
/me eats kuwabara's moustache
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 16, 2008, 04:39:50 PM
*lops off Kuwabara and BMD's heads*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on August 17, 2008, 01:33:19 AM
*I summon a army to destroy TMOB.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 17, 2008, 01:37:49 AM
NO MOAR ARMIES!

Unless they're mine.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on August 17, 2008, 02:00:32 AM
"ZAP! I saw goodbye to The Slimeinator as he heads back to mars.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 17, 2008, 10:04:01 AM
*pounds Super Searcher in the face repeatedly*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on August 17, 2008, 11:30:09 AM
I say the word. *Oh.* and TMOB bursts into flame.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 17, 2008, 01:55:00 PM
*destroys Super Searcher for saying the word*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on August 21, 2008, 10:20:06 PM
/me tempts the devil by saying OH.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Allen Walker on August 21, 2008, 10:22:54 PM
* Sends in Hurricane Fay to Hyuu~! at all of you and cause a whole bunch of ruckus.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 21, 2008, 10:57:37 PM
*fires gigantic missiles at Allen Walker, so many that it seems to be raining them*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Allen Walker on August 23, 2008, 05:36:33 PM
* Commands Fay to Hyuu~! at them and blow them towards Kuwabara*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on August 23, 2008, 05:45:39 PM
/me produces a shock crown and gets exploded


(BTW here is a shock crown, the yellow pointy thing is what Allen and I call a shock crown)

(http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r37/Jimmylover420/My%20anime%20pics/Shocked.jpg)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Frizkie on August 24, 2008, 07:16:29 PM
*Frizkie produces the shock crown of all shock crowns ever to be shocked from shock crown world and blows everyone away into an alternate dimension to perplex the minds due to momentary petuality*

No, I didn't know what I just said. :o
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 24, 2008, 10:19:43 PM
*Uses the Holy Hand-Grenade of Antioch and destroys Frizkie with it*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on August 25, 2008, 11:54:20 PM
*Hits TMOB with a big banana.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 25, 2008, 11:59:38 PM
*Summons the Incredible Hulk to PWN Super Searcher*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on August 26, 2008, 12:15:36 AM
HA he I can take him! *I take the Incredible Hulk by the arm and throw him onto TMOB.* 
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 26, 2008, 12:18:07 AM
*Summons Chuck Norris to destroy Super Searcher*  Sorry, this time I have his mother and grandmother tied up so they can't stop him. :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on August 26, 2008, 12:27:52 AM
NOO-wait what about his Dad? *Chucks Dad comes in and takes him away and then I kick TMOB far away.* >:D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 26, 2008, 12:28:27 AM
Sorry, Chuck Norris' Dad has no power over him. :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on August 26, 2008, 12:29:41 AM
uhh....his Grand Dad?
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 26, 2008, 12:30:10 AM
Nope, same result. :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on August 26, 2008, 12:32:10 AM
Uhhh....AH HA!* I untie his Mom and She takes him off. and then I kick TMOB.*  ;D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 26, 2008, 12:34:23 AM
You can't untie them, I have them under heavy guard. :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on August 26, 2008, 01:23:09 AM
Ok. *I pound TMOBs face in.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 26, 2008, 11:01:11 AM
How can you, Chuck Norris is after you. :D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 26, 2008, 11:43:43 AM
I will settle this.

*stabs Super Searcher in the brain with a fork*

There.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 26, 2008, 11:53:17 AM
That works. :)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on August 26, 2008, 01:30:18 PM
Do you realize you just gave me a weapon? well I have been working on a fleet of Lego space ships so....*I summon my army of Lego space ships to destroy TMOB AND The Slimeinator.*   
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 26, 2008, 01:42:18 PM
Because they are LEGO I do this. *The LEGO ships do no harm and TheMasterOfBattle fires missiles at the LEGO ships and they break apart because they are made of LEGO*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on August 26, 2008, 01:49:14 PM
breaj
HA! since you spelled break wrong the missiles hit YOU. >:D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 26, 2008, 02:07:37 PM
Since it was a typo and I just fixed it it now works properly. :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on August 26, 2008, 02:30:56 PM
Its to late. *the missiles hit you.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 26, 2008, 02:37:17 PM
To do list:

1. Eliminate the Lipozene commercial.

2. Turn Super Searcher into a cadaver.

3. Use my 100-mile-long Banhammer on TheMasterOfBattle.

4. Eat delicious cake.

*sues the Lipozene company because Lipozene didn't work for someone I know who isn't me*

Next.

*commands Commander Vheck to go to Super Searcher's house and shoot him full of holes*

Uh-huh. Good results.

*turns TheMasterOfBattle into a banned pancake with my 100-mile Banhammer*

Excellent!

*eats moist, delicious, non-fatal and non-lie cake*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 26, 2008, 02:39:28 PM
Ha-ha you fool, you hit another one of my decoys.  *Zaps The Slimeinator back to the Flemoid Dimension*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 26, 2008, 02:41:17 PM
Fine then.

*teleports back with a patented system and then flattens the REAL TheMasterOfBattle and not a decoy with my 100-mile banhammer*

And don't try saying it's a facsimile, doppelganger, decoy, representation, or anything of that nature.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 26, 2008, 02:44:37 PM
It is made by ACME so of course it doesn't find the real one. XD
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on August 26, 2008, 07:24:44 PM
breaj
HA! since you spelled break wrong the missiles hit YOU. >:D
Its to late. *the missiles hit you.*
Unfortunately, you misspelled "too", so your own missiles similarly hit you for this mistake. *has Super Searcher zombified so he will follow my orders, like the rest of my army*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on August 26, 2008, 10:08:08 PM
*I jump into a plane and fly to a far away place but before I go I say "Oh" BYE!*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on August 26, 2008, 10:14:12 PM
/me has his head ASPLODE!





~ Desu
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on August 26, 2008, 10:20:59 PM
~ Desu
Dose this mean you are on the desu side Kuwabara?
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 27, 2008, 01:25:05 PM
*preps Interdimensional Ballistic Missiles for launch*

(http://www.jonespc.com/wp-content/uploads/Image/evil-smiley-face.jpg)

Goodbye, Super Searcher.

*fires a total of 327 IDBMs all targeting Super Searcher*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on August 27, 2008, 02:02:39 PM
I'm far away remember? :D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 27, 2008, 02:45:01 PM
INTER-DIMENSIONAL. They travel between dimensions.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on August 27, 2008, 03:50:00 PM
Oh great! :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 27, 2008, 07:45:02 PM
How does this interdimension technology work? :D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 27, 2008, 08:13:44 PM
It works on the same principal as how the Flemoids travel to Bazoik. It involves teleporters and worm holes.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 28, 2008, 04:18:31 PM
*Drags Flurb (even though is isn't on atm and I don't know when he will be on officially) and summons Chuck Norris to beat him up*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 28, 2008, 05:52:31 PM
*eats Flurb*

Mmm. Flurbalicious.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 28, 2008, 10:04:19 PM
*Has Mr. T tenderize Flurb*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on August 28, 2008, 10:24:34 PM
*suddenly, Chuck Norris comes to pulverize The Master of Battle, but Mr. T is also in The Master of Battle's vicinity, so the mortal galaxy implodes on itself because of this unfortunate meeting*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 28, 2008, 10:26:12 PM
*Luckily Chuck Norris does a roundhouse kick and time and the Universe is saved, however, Manny Cav appears to be missing*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on August 28, 2008, 10:40:00 PM
*Mr. T goes up to Chuck Norris to congratulate him, but they just wind up blowing up the universe again*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 28, 2008, 10:41:01 PM
*In which case the same thing happens in a neverending cycle, but the Universe seems to stay normal because of the speed at which it happens*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on August 28, 2008, 10:49:32 PM
*a Chuck Norris somehow slips in from one of the universes into the current one, and the two roundhouse kick each other, resulting in a double-blowup*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 28, 2008, 10:51:37 PM
*Chuck Norris' Mother comes and stops him, all is well, and how is this a forum fight, Bans Manny Cav to the Aboveworld*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 29, 2008, 01:29:49 PM
*4 kumquats on Manny Cav*

Heeheehee. ;D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 29, 2008, 05:26:24 PM
*five now* >:D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 31, 2008, 06:46:17 PM
*summons a stampede of PWNies to trample Pikacec2012 for registering another account*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 31, 2008, 10:06:11 PM
*Borrows some IDBMs from The Slimeinator and fires them at Pikazec*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on September 02, 2008, 01:43:27 AM
I BACK! *summons a army of robots to trample TMOB.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 02, 2008, 10:43:51 AM
*disables the robots and crushes Super Searcher's head with a giant rock*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on September 02, 2008, 01:11:37 PM
*fires the EXTREMELY MANLY pink Toadstool cannon and turns TheMasterOfBattle into a shrub*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 02, 2008, 01:14:11 PM
*Throws giant zorch bombs at The Slimeinator*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on September 02, 2008, 01:15:12 PM
*returns to Moe's house and shares some cupcakes with him*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 02, 2008, 01:16:01 PM
??? ??? ??? ???

*poisons the cupcakes with iocane powder*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on September 02, 2008, 01:17:36 PM
Heh heh heh. Moe is the name of my best friend Flemoid who lives in the Flemoid's dimension, which you sent me to after you zorch-bombed me.

*we eat the cupcakes as iocane is an important part of any Flemoid's diet*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 02, 2008, 01:18:15 PM
Since when? :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on September 02, 2008, 01:49:37 PM
Since Flemoids were invented. ;D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 02, 2008, 01:54:49 PM
Very well then

*adds hemlock to the cupcakes as well*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on September 02, 2008, 01:56:47 PM
To your own cupcakes!

*TMOB dies of Hemlock poisoning*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 02, 2008, 01:57:39 PM
I am smart enough not to do that. :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on September 02, 2008, 01:58:13 PM
However, I swapped out the cupcakes. :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 02, 2008, 01:59:47 PM
How, we are in different dimensions. :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on September 02, 2008, 02:00:51 PM
I have interdimensional teleporters. :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 02, 2008, 02:02:44 PM
But I have devices that scan for poison. :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on September 02, 2008, 02:06:09 PM
But it wasn't active at the moment. :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 02, 2008, 02:07:01 PM
Says who? :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on September 02, 2008, 07:43:59 PM
Says the device. :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 02, 2008, 07:45:19 PM
What device?  ::)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on September 02, 2008, 08:20:47 PM
*Drops The Slimeinator into a big pool of water.* 
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 02, 2008, 08:52:19 PM
*pushes Super Searcher in as well* >:D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on September 02, 2008, 09:04:35 PM
AW MAN! :-[
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 02, 2008, 09:07:00 PM
hee-hee >:D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on September 02, 2008, 09:40:08 PM
No no no. you mean...

(http://www.jonespc.com/wp-content/uploads/Image/evil-smiley-face.jpg)

*HEE HEE HEE*


Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 02, 2008, 09:43:10 PM
no, this >:D

(http://gobnf.org/i/wm/buttons/smiley/highres_smiley_str.jpg)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on September 02, 2008, 09:45:02 PM
Oh great.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 02, 2008, 09:45:28 PM
tee-hee >:D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on September 02, 2008, 09:46:09 PM
Oh.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on September 02, 2008, 10:01:40 PM
/me has his head asplode, but he grabs SS and holds him tight before his head asplodes.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 04, 2008, 12:13:08 AM
*uses his 747 post count to rain 747's on Kuwabara's head*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on September 04, 2008, 12:14:49 AM
*I back away.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 04, 2008, 12:15:48 AM
Not far enough >:D

*does the same to Super Searcher* :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on September 04, 2008, 12:17:55 AM
I dead. :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 04, 2008, 12:18:29 AM
Manny will be happy, another undead soldier for his army. XD
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on September 04, 2008, 12:22:13 AM
I join only the SEARCHERS! (the Searchers where actually a childhood game I played with my best friend. they fought aliens like flemoids.)   
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 04, 2008, 12:25:46 AM
Too bad, Manny controls you now. :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on September 04, 2008, 12:28:29 AM
NO WAY! >:D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 04, 2008, 12:35:47 AM
Yes Way!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on September 04, 2008, 12:24:59 PM
If yousa kill mesa mesa KILL yousa.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 04, 2008, 12:29:04 PM
But you are already dead. ;)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on September 04, 2008, 12:30:34 PM
YOU WHERE SPOSD TO POST DA DARTH-DARTH BINKS!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 04, 2008, 12:31:48 PM
very well then

(http://www.templetons.com/brad/darthbinks2.jpg)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on September 04, 2008, 12:32:47 PM
YA HOO!

(http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb029.gif)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 04, 2008, 12:36:01 PM
(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2281/loltrekke3.jpg)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on September 04, 2008, 12:37:31 PM
Lets bet back on topic.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 04, 2008, 12:55:58 PM
*hits SS with a large moose*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on September 04, 2008, 12:59:34 PM
*TMOB suddenly dies.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 04, 2008, 01:04:47 PM
I can't suddenly die. :P

*uses dark red text to hit SS with a giant hippo*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: notanerd on September 11, 2008, 12:04:52 AM
hey tmob where are you so I can fight for the desu cause? i have to go, like, now!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 11, 2008, 12:05:49 AM
*rips notanerd in two, and gives her body to Manny Cav to become a mindless Walking Corpse*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on September 11, 2008, 12:09:00 AM
*Chops TMOB in two and gives him to Manny for his undead army.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 11, 2008, 12:11:08 AM
*correction, SS attempts to chop TMOB in two and the blades get chopped in two instead, TMOB then blasts lightning at SS to fry him to a crisp* >:D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on September 11, 2008, 12:14:39 AM
*transforms into a lime green Dragon, puts ketchup on Xbolt, and plans to eat him in the afterlife for disobediant of his contract to not use De*u under pain of otherworldy devourance*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 11, 2008, 12:15:22 AM
*assists in above action*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on September 11, 2008, 12:15:54 AM
*Fights the dragon with BULLET TIME!!!*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on September 11, 2008, 12:16:50 AM
Ineffective, unless we're both dead and my plan to eat you initiates.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on September 11, 2008, 12:18:51 AM
*I summon the army of the desu to destroy TMOB and The Slimeinator.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 11, 2008, 12:19:37 AM
*sends a shower of cookies, and they turn to our side, for it is one of their weaknesses*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on September 11, 2008, 12:21:27 AM
*Fights back with Lemon Meringue Pie*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 11, 2008, 12:22:47 AM
*counters with five dollar footlongs* :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on September 11, 2008, 12:26:22 AM
 :o Fighting dirty, are we?

*Fights with PIZZA!!!*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 11, 2008, 12:28:11 AM
*fights with baby-back-ribs*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on September 11, 2008, 12:30:11 AM
*Fights with churros*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 11, 2008, 12:31:36 AM
*fights with Turkish Delight*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on September 11, 2008, 12:32:10 AM
*fights with chicken burritos*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 11, 2008, 12:33:25 AM
*fights with prime rib*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on September 11, 2008, 12:34:47 AM
*fights with chocolate banana bread*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 11, 2008, 12:36:01 AM
*fights with frozen custard*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on September 11, 2008, 12:36:51 AM
*fights with leftover macaroni*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 11, 2008, 12:38:35 AM
*fights with lasangna

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhp_pLWHIvU
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on September 11, 2008, 12:38:58 AM
*fights with egg salad*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on September 11, 2008, 12:39:54 AM
*uses a Blewberry to end this "fights with" streak*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 11, 2008, 12:40:40 AM
*fights alongside the radioactive hamsters from a planet near mars*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on September 11, 2008, 12:42:41 AM
*Eats the hamsters*

Hmm... Needs salt.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 11, 2008, 12:44:21 AM
*xbolt dies a few years later due to radiation poisioning* :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on September 11, 2008, 12:47:13 AM
So you're skipping the three years where I kick your rear end? :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 11, 2008, 12:49:04 AM
No, I dodge while sending more hamsters at you.  Might I mention that you are now very fat because these hamsters are 40,000 times the size of a normal hamster. :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on September 11, 2008, 12:49:44 AM
*Squashes TMOB by sitting on him*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 11, 2008, 12:50:23 AM
*fires IDBMs at xbolt*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on September 11, 2008, 12:52:04 AM
*fires IDBMs at xbolt*

The International Design Business Management?
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on September 11, 2008, 12:52:30 AM
*I send a bunch of Froggy Flems after TMOB.* 

PS. froggy flems are the flemoid I made for a minor catastrophe so I control them.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 11, 2008, 12:52:44 AM
no, InterDimesional Ballistic Missiles :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on September 11, 2008, 12:54:05 AM
Breathes on them with his radioactive garlic breath, sending them to some other dimension*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 11, 2008, 12:54:42 AM
hehe, they are smart missiles, *they get back on target*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on September 11, 2008, 12:55:55 AM
*Defeats them with a simple observation*

There is no spoon.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 11, 2008, 12:58:20 AM
*attacks xbolt with complex integration problems* >:D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on September 11, 2008, 07:37:06 PM
*joins in TheMasterOfBattle's attack against xbolt to support the desu protest* I will use my undead and reapers to eliminate the "problem". I will also summon my tanks.
(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w47/xavier6393/tankcat.jpg)(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w47/xavier6393/tankcat.jpg)(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w47/xavier6393/tankcat.jpg)(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w47/xavier6393/tankcat.jpg)(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w47/xavier6393/tankcat.jpg)(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w47/xavier6393/tankcat.jpg)(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w47/xavier6393/tankcat.jpg)(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w47/xavier6393/tankcat.jpg)(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w47/xavier6393/tankcat.jpg)(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w47/xavier6393/tankcat.jpg)
We are set to crush the cancer. Oh, whoops, looks like we already did.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 11, 2008, 07:38:16 PM
*posts anti-De*u image via a different source, meaning xbolt hasn't blocked it*

(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)
(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)
(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)
(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)
(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w358/themasterofbattle/SEKI0.gif?t=1221172432)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on September 11, 2008, 07:45:39 PM
What's the point? I killed xbolt and his cronies in the last wave of attacks by my tank-cats. :D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on September 11, 2008, 07:47:26 PM
Sonic blasts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGc0lc-x9ag
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on September 11, 2008, 07:49:37 PM
(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w47/xavier6393/tankcat.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrdoganfugh
There, your last remaining treasure on this universe before you was killed in battle has been destroyed.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on September 11, 2008, 07:54:37 PM
(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w47/xavier6393/hahahahahahahahhahahahah.jpg)

Oops. ~desu
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 11, 2008, 08:11:11 PM
hehe. :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on September 12, 2008, 12:13:34 AM
Fluff. ^^
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 12, 2008, 12:17:17 AM
flum
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterofBananas on September 12, 2008, 03:04:56 PM
why is this called forum fight lol I think I would be interested in that
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 12, 2008, 05:58:48 PM
*slashes TheMasterofBananas into a million pieces with a large katana*

This is why. :P

XD
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on September 13, 2008, 02:27:55 PM
*slashes TheMasterofBananas into a million pieces with a large katana*

This is why. :P

XD

Ah, then you speak of a Odachi.

(http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m209/Kuwabara-Again/HugeKatana.jpg)

The blade alone is 49" inches, and the whole thing is 67" inches long!  And the wierdest thing of all, this ISN'T a FANTASY SWORD!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 13, 2008, 02:33:23 PM
XD
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 03, 2008, 08:58:30 AM
*whips Kuwabara to death with a wet noodle*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on October 04, 2008, 10:16:12 PM
*attacks with The Lulz*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 04, 2008, 10:18:59 PM
*stops the Lulz with a massless string that has enough tension force to keep it from moving*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: arch129 on October 04, 2008, 11:28:30 PM
(http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/1686/picture1xw5.png) (http://imageshack.us)
*Uses Lulz Bomb!*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 04, 2008, 11:58:15 PM
*extiguishes fuse*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: furubagirl on October 05, 2008, 01:59:19 PM
*relights fuse* >:D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 05, 2008, 03:36:23 PM
*extinguishes fuse*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on October 05, 2008, 03:39:28 PM
*bomb blows up anyway*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 05, 2008, 05:06:15 PM
How does it do that. :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on October 05, 2008, 05:43:58 PM
It's the Lulz bomb. No questions.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 05, 2008, 05:55:43 PM
*zaps The Slimeinator with a permazorcher*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on October 05, 2008, 06:00:05 PM
Oops. You set it to the wrong frequency, and completely missed on top of that.

*creates a holocaust that devours TMOBattle, TMOBananas, Atariangamer, Manny Cav, and all active members except myself in green fire*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 05, 2008, 06:01:48 PM
Opps.  You fired it on reverse polarity.  It devours you and all of us are safe. :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on October 05, 2008, 06:03:15 PM
I'm not firing anything.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 05, 2008, 06:05:28 PM
I don't care. :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on October 07, 2008, 10:02:49 PM
/me meows.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 07, 2008, 10:04:31 PM
*slashes Kuwabara's jugular*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on October 07, 2008, 10:13:53 PM
/me bleeds T-Virus all over TMOB, and he becomes a zombie!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 07, 2008, 10:18:02 PM
haha, I am immune. :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Flurb on October 09, 2008, 01:12:15 AM
*Flurb uses a single hair from the beard of Chuck Norris to stab TMOB, bleeding him to death!*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 09, 2008, 10:28:37 AM
um, how would you do that, Chuck Norris would kill you if you tried to take of the the hairs from his beard. :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on October 09, 2008, 09:32:52 PM
/me was blessed by Norris (see previous pages) and allows Flurb to take his hair, thus making TMOB dead, and me alive, because his hair is that cool.  :)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 09, 2008, 09:36:33 PM
*dodges*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Flurb on October 10, 2008, 12:41:06 AM
You can't dodge a hair from the beard of Chuck Norris. Your Dead! BTW, thanks Kuwabara.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 10, 2008, 07:36:44 AM
I am TheMasterOfBattle, I can do such things. :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Flurb on October 10, 2008, 02:43:38 PM
How dare you think your better then CHUCK NORRIS!
(http://sothathappened.typepad.com/main/images/chuck_norris.jpg)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 10, 2008, 04:52:27 PM
::)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Flurb on October 11, 2008, 02:08:39 AM
"love your neighbour as yourself ... but choose your neighbourhood "
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: furubagirl on October 11, 2008, 02:55:20 PM
LOL ;D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 20, 2008, 02:09:31 PM
*blasts furubagirl into oblivion with a large rubber duck*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: furubagirl on October 22, 2008, 08:15:16 PM
*reflects the rubber duck back to TMOBattle who then explodes into ten million tiny pieces*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 22, 2008, 08:17:35 PM
*dodges, and then cuts furubagirl into tiny bits with a giant sword*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: furubagirl on October 22, 2008, 08:28:11 PM
*becomes invisible, steals sword from TMOBattle and cuts him into even smaller pieces*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 22, 2008, 08:30:43 PM
*finds furubagirl's postion by feeling the change in the air currents and beheads her with sword before she can steal it*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on October 22, 2008, 09:08:46 PM
*locks TMOB in a room, chains him to a pipe, and gives him a bone saw*

What can I say? I'm watching Saw. :-X
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Flurb on October 23, 2008, 12:20:55 AM
*Flurb bashes a mirror on TMOB's head giving him 7 years of bad luck *
Which saw?
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on October 23, 2008, 12:30:08 AM
#1.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 23, 2008, 12:37:03 AM
*calls forth Ningardia the Devourer, who then proceeds to devour The Slimeinator and Flurb*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on October 23, 2008, 12:39:35 AM
Hacks into ChexQuest.org and distroys it so everyone is completely unkowningly knowing what I'll do next.... Work on fleoid Quest...
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matg1990 on October 23, 2008, 01:34:46 AM
zorches replica in the face with uber zorch power to a dimension that does not have the internet.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: furubagirl on October 23, 2008, 12:28:45 PM
*beheads TMOBattle with the stolen sword while he is chained to the pipe*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 23, 2008, 12:31:27 PM
*dodges, and sends Ningardia the Devourer after furubagirl*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: furubagirl on October 23, 2008, 12:37:00 PM
*sweet-talks Ningardia to go after TMOBattle instead so i can search for my head*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 23, 2008, 12:37:57 PM
Illogical.

*Ningardia the Devourer proceeds to eat furubagirl*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: furubagirl on October 23, 2008, 12:44:08 PM
Illogical.
who says it needs to be :D

*thwacks Ningardia on the nose with stolen sword and then runs at the speed of light to summon my army of orange midgets who then swarm TMOBattle*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 23, 2008, 12:45:59 PM
*they are ineffective however*

*summons Sephiroth who kills furubagirl instantly*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: furubagirl on October 23, 2008, 12:48:19 PM
*my ghost now haunts TMOBattle for eternity*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 23, 2008, 01:33:18 PM
*slashes furubagirl's ghost with a special sword that can kill ghosts*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: furubagirl on October 23, 2008, 01:43:24 PM
*now my ghost's spirit haunts TMOBattle for eternity*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 23, 2008, 01:44:35 PM
Illogical.

*slashes furubagirl's ghost's spirit with a special sword that permanently destroys anything it kills*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: furubagirl on October 23, 2008, 01:47:36 PM
Illogical.
:P

*dodges sword which then slashes TMOBattle*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 23, 2008, 01:59:42 PM
The sword cannot miss.  You get hit anyway.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: furubagirl on October 23, 2008, 03:18:03 PM
the sword can miss, and does hit TMOBattle, not me
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 23, 2008, 03:27:49 PM
I said it CAN'T miss silly. :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: furubagirl on October 23, 2008, 04:02:09 PM
you are unable to reply any more, TMOBattle, since the sword did miss me and killed you instantly
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 23, 2008, 04:24:57 PM
no, you are unable to reply, as it did hit you. :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: furubagirl on October 23, 2008, 04:55:30 PM
did not :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on October 23, 2008, 04:58:41 PM
Returns from the flem dimention with Simeinator's army and distroys TMob and Furubagirl. Then heads to rule the world.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on October 23, 2008, 04:59:20 PM
*materializes*

"Hey, quit the yammering!"

*dematerializes*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: furubagirl on October 23, 2008, 05:03:01 PM
Returns from the flem dimention with Simeinator's army and distroys TMob and Furubagirl. Then heads to rule the world.
Replica, you can't rule the world since i already do. i will sind my orange midgets to destroy you if you try to take the it from me
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on October 23, 2008, 05:10:46 PM
Your dead so you cannot rule the world. ;)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: furubagirl on October 23, 2008, 05:11:53 PM
oh yeah...try me :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 23, 2008, 05:25:05 PM
I PWNZ YOOZ ALLZ! >:D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on October 23, 2008, 05:26:04 PM
But I killed you both...
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 23, 2008, 05:28:22 PM
Did you? >:D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on October 23, 2008, 05:29:24 PM
Yes.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 23, 2008, 05:29:56 PM
I beg to differ. :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on October 23, 2008, 05:30:46 PM
Returns from the flem dimention with Simeinator's army and distroys TMob and Furubagirl. Then heads to rule the world.

Oh sorry. Slimeinator's army did.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 23, 2008, 05:34:44 PM
I beg to differ on that point as well. :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on October 23, 2008, 05:37:29 PM
Fine, *shoots TMOB in the head with a pistol.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 23, 2008, 05:41:18 PM
*dodges*

*Blasts force lightning at Replica*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on October 23, 2008, 05:43:25 PM
*reflecs it and starts choking TMOB*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 23, 2008, 05:48:47 PM
BRISINGR!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: furubagirl on October 23, 2008, 06:28:19 PM
*chears Replica on*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on October 23, 2008, 06:29:50 PM
i jave returned >:D blasts of every ones head with bfg9000 >:D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 23, 2008, 06:30:00 PM
BRISINGR!

furubagirl is consumed by flames.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on October 23, 2008, 06:30:47 PM
har har har >:D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on October 23, 2008, 06:31:21 PM
Replica is the http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sogKUx_q7ig

ok.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sogKUx_q7ig
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: furubagirl on October 23, 2008, 06:33:57 PM
BRISINGR!

furubagirl is consumed by flames.
oohh...now i remember what that's from....oh yeah,...*uses floo powder and a nearby chimney to escape*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 23, 2008, 06:35:09 PM
wrong book. :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on October 23, 2008, 06:36:14 PM
Replica is the http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sogKUx_q7ig

ok.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sogKUx_q7ig

We're is the love guys?
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: furubagirl on October 23, 2008, 06:37:22 PM
wrong book. :P
:P who says i used the same book :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 23, 2008, 06:38:40 PM
hehe. AVADA KEDEVRA! >:D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on October 23, 2008, 06:40:24 PM
I guess there is no love any more. :'(
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 23, 2008, 06:41:50 PM
AVADA KEDEVRA! >:D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on October 23, 2008, 09:06:03 PM
/me stands here quite confused.  (With a anime cat face, and an big anime sweat drop)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 23, 2008, 09:11:20 PM
*beheads Kuwabara to save him from his confusion*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: furubagirl on October 23, 2008, 10:19:20 PM
hehe. AVADA KEDEVRA! >:D
PROTEGO!!!
AVADA KEDEVRA! >:D
PROTEGO!!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 23, 2008, 10:45:47 PM
Illogical, Protego only works on minor spells and curses. :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: furubagirl on October 23, 2008, 11:10:15 PM
oh yeah...it's been a while since i've read the books :-\
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 23, 2008, 11:16:03 PM
hehe
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: furubagirl on October 23, 2008, 11:23:08 PM
 :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on October 24, 2008, 06:15:56 PM
 >:( *Eats all the femoids in my army and spits them out on every one.* (Congrats Manny, you managed to make every on here post in red. :o)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: furubagirl on October 25, 2008, 10:57:19 PM
how can you spit when you have no head? ;D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on October 26, 2008, 12:51:04 PM
I never lost my head. ;)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Datra on October 26, 2008, 02:40:29 PM
until now, <chops off Replica's head>
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on October 27, 2008, 01:34:19 AM
That's not nice... :'( Weres the love???? :'(
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: furubagirl on October 29, 2008, 06:13:32 PM
YOU FAIL SPELLING :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on October 29, 2008, 06:25:45 PM
YOU FAIL AT GRAMMER. :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: furubagirl on October 29, 2008, 07:43:04 PM
 :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on November 04, 2008, 10:45:23 AM
EXPELLIARMUS!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on November 04, 2008, 11:39:50 AM
THRYSTA VINDR!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on November 04, 2008, 12:28:31 PM
Compressed air? You gotta be kidding me.

STUPEFY!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on November 04, 2008, 12:43:05 PM
JIERDA THEIRRA KALFIS!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on November 04, 2008, 08:49:54 PM
McCain pimp hand! :o
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on November 04, 2008, 09:38:32 PM
McCain pimp hand! :o

You mean this?

(http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m209/Kuwabara-Again/obamamccainpic.jpg)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on November 05, 2008, 12:58:57 AM
McCain pimp hand! :o

You mean this?

(http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m209/Kuwabara-Again/obamamccainpic.jpg)

Yep!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on November 05, 2008, 02:49:20 PM
/me thinks "With that in mind, I attack with my school computer background!"
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on November 05, 2008, 02:58:52 PM
*rampages through, in general frustration*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on November 05, 2008, 03:01:05 PM
*counters with five-dollar footlongs*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on November 05, 2008, 03:03:43 PM
*smooshes them in TMOB's face*

I don't want no subs...
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on November 05, 2008, 03:05:18 PM
*cuts off xbolt's head with a long sword*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on November 05, 2008, 03:35:24 PM
*punches him in the gut, then finds his head and sticks it back on*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on November 05, 2008, 03:46:59 PM
You didn't specify the him. :P

The him turned out to be Chuck Norris, who one xbolt proceeded to try to land a punch on him, Chuck Norris roundhousekicked to Pluto.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on November 06, 2008, 12:51:04 AM
*summons Commander Killbot, who then kills all in his visual perception except me*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: furubagirl on November 06, 2008, 07:29:23 PM
*but not me who was invisible at the time*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on November 06, 2008, 07:29:52 PM
They would track you by heat. :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on November 07, 2008, 01:52:17 AM
/me defeats furubagirl.....IN SONG!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Datra on November 08, 2008, 08:40:22 PM
Puts on earmuffs and shanks Kuwabara.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on November 09, 2008, 03:32:19 AM
"My body....my spirit....returns....to the earth."   *dies a dramatic samurai flick slow death*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on November 15, 2008, 05:50:37 PM
i have returned from my grave >:D *summons an arch-vile decorates health makes health 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000* >:D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on November 15, 2008, 10:54:01 PM
*Opens up Josh's archvile.wad in XWE and set's DECORATE health to 1*

*Punches it*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on November 15, 2008, 11:17:16 PM
NO YOU DONT :p *SETS HEALTH BACK TO 100000000000000000000000000000000 THEN LOCKS THE XWE FOLDER*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on November 16, 2008, 01:25:29 PM
*Redownloads XWE*

*Opens up archvile.wad*

*Messes with DECORATE*

*Deletes archvile.wad*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on November 18, 2008, 02:46:58 PM
>load CC.wad

>Loading...............loaded

>E1M1-- CC's room

>Load nuts.wad

>Loading.........loaded

>[CQ]Kuwabara: So, how does it feel to have a WHOLE DEMON ARMY in your room CC?  MUHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on November 18, 2008, 03:27:22 PM
*Redownloads XWE*

*Opens up archvile.wad*

*Messes with DECORATE*

*Deletes archvile.wad*
*takes archvile from doom2.wad sets health back to 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 then locks every folder and fire fox*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on November 21, 2008, 02:45:03 PM
/me attacks again with his KINGLY DEATH STAR!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on November 21, 2008, 03:03:45 PM
*throws up a giant reflecting shield in the way of the beam, which gets reflected back at Kuwabara's KINGLY DEATH STAR, thus destroying the KINGLY DEATH STAR*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on November 21, 2008, 04:25:41 PM
hmhmhmhm, HAHAHAHAHAH![/evil laugh]

Well I don't know if I'm dead or not but... yeah. @Josh, two can play at decorate stuff, but unlike you, I am the Master. Summons everyone into a huge map then summons my army of flemoids that have health to 99999999999. Now fight for your lives mortals! Edits the flemoid attack, and adds "A_BFGSpray" to flemoid slime balls. I want see how you guys get out of this. Takes away all weapons besides the pistol and fists. Also deactivates cheats.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on November 21, 2008, 09:38:21 PM
>load CC.wad

>Loading...............loaded

>E1M1-- CC's room

>Load nuts.wad

>Loading.........loaded

>[CQ]Kuwabara: So, how does it feel to have a WHOLE DEMON ARMY in your room CC?  MUHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!


Dang.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on November 22, 2008, 01:57:54 AM
Well CC, you are out.  My KINGLY DEATH STAR had the computer with my doom wads on it.  And since it was destroyed, you are.....hmm...destroyed with it!  HA!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on November 22, 2008, 03:53:04 PM
[Recycle Bin]

[view files]

....CC.wad, nuts.wad.

[Empty Recycle Bin]

[CQ]ChexCommander: OH NOES! I BE FLOATIN IN CYBERSPACE!!!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on November 22, 2008, 05:19:36 PM
Or, as my computer will say when you empty the recycl....excuse me, the emergency intelligence incinerator.  It will say, "You are kidding me. Did you just stuff that thing we don't know what it does into an emergency intelligence incinerator? That has got to be the dumbest thing that- whoa, whoa, whooooaaa...."
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Anonymous (ChexGuy331) on December 21, 2008, 07:31:21 PM
Reformat computer.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on December 21, 2008, 07:34:49 PM
*shoops a whoop in Anonymous' direction*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on December 21, 2008, 07:38:16 PM
*zaps The Slimeinator with lightning*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on December 21, 2008, 07:41:13 PM
*deflects lightning to strike this  :-* smiley*

*commands one quarter of my septillion-count army of flying jelly donuts with attached razor blades to decapitate mattbratt11*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on December 21, 2008, 07:42:52 PM
*commands one quarter of my septillion-count army of flying jelly donuts with attached razor blades to decapitate mattbratt11*

XD
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Anonymous (ChexGuy331) on December 22, 2008, 07:39:35 PM
*shoops a whoop in Anonymous' direction*

Does a barrel roll.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on December 22, 2008, 09:39:27 PM
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Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on December 22, 2008, 10:02:49 PM
*Counter attacks by cut and pasta.*

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Slams Manny cav for starting the red colored foramts in forum fight. :D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on December 22, 2008, 10:06:53 PM
*slaps Replica with wet water*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Flurb on December 23, 2008, 03:12:00 AM
> Flurb makes a folder on his computer
> Flurb names the folder "The Master of Battle"
> Flurb right clicks the folder and clicks the delete option
> Computer says, "Are you sure you want to remove the folder "The Master of Battle" and move all its contents to the Recycle Bin?
> Flurb clicks "YES"
>Flurb goes to the Recycle Bin and clicks on the deleted folder "The Master of Battle"
> Computer asks "Are you sure you want to delete "The Master of Battle""
>Flurb clicks "YES"
>"The Master of Battle" is gone forever
> Flurb breaks into an evil laugh
"MMMMWWWAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on December 23, 2008, 01:00:55 PM
*TheMasterOfBattle kills Flurb*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on December 23, 2008, 03:06:35 PM
/me says that Flurb lives because he went into Master Mode with both Oblivion AND Ultima and pwns TMOB.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on December 23, 2008, 03:12:29 PM
*uses instant death card on Kuwabara and Flurb*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on December 23, 2008, 03:31:20 PM
WAT?  Is this Yu-Gi-Oh?
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on December 23, 2008, 03:34:20 PM
No, I just made it, NOW DIE! >:D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on December 23, 2008, 03:40:38 PM
SHOTGUN!

*shoots TMOBattle.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on December 23, 2008, 03:45:57 PM
*dodge*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on December 23, 2008, 03:48:51 PM
*eats a Supercharge Breakfast*

*goes after Phil with a spirit full of flames and a laser sword*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on December 23, 2008, 03:56:40 PM
/me uses Travis Touchdown's Beam Katana against Slimeinator's Laser sword.  An epic battle ensues.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on December 24, 2008, 02:02:32 AM
*slaps Replica with wet water*

*Couter attacks by slapping the slimeinator with dry water... lol.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Flurb on December 24, 2008, 02:23:29 AM
*slaps Replica with wet water*

*Couter attacks by slapping the slimeinator with dry water... lol.*
WHAT!  :o
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on December 24, 2008, 02:25:54 AM
I smacked him with ice.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on December 24, 2008, 02:53:25 AM
/me uses a series of epic win moves to defeat Slimenator in one of the most epic sword duels ever.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on December 25, 2008, 11:42:36 PM
*uses kung-fu moves to turn Kuwabara into a pastry*

*feeds the Kuwabara-pastry to Santa, the evil green monster that lives in Replica's nose*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on December 26, 2008, 03:12:00 AM
*Gets power back via the Monkey King of Chinese myth*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Anonymous (ChexGuy331) on January 12, 2009, 12:17:57 AM
*Uses uberly powerful hax and aimbots everyone's heads off
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: 75 on January 12, 2009, 12:22:20 AM
*Late topic ressurection causes a curse to be put on chexguy, making his "hax" ineffective
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on January 12, 2009, 01:42:50 PM
*an admin enters and bans chexguys ip for hacking*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on January 13, 2009, 10:34:04 AM
/me relays messages to the admins and gets that ban removed
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 13, 2009, 12:07:37 PM
*Charles (Chuck) Jacobi walks in with his brother, Chuck Norris, and immediately turns everyone's faces into fruit*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on January 13, 2009, 12:54:56 PM
/me relays messages to the admins and gets that ban removed
i mean like in a game server -_-
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on January 14, 2009, 03:55:51 PM
/me squeezes his lemon face in josh's eyes
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on January 14, 2009, 11:04:45 PM
LEEROY JENKINS!!!!

*does epic run in, pwn, then die move*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on January 15, 2009, 02:26:41 PM
*Kamikaze's Atari with a conviently located bomb filled plane*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on January 17, 2009, 03:00:01 PM
/me squeezes his lemon face in josh's eyes
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Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Flurb on January 17, 2009, 05:11:11 PM
*Attacks Josh with leek*
(http://navy.nm.land.to/ukgk/flele/img/ss_hachune.png)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Datra on January 17, 2009, 08:46:35 PM
zaps Flurb with orbital laser cannon.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: FlameChick on January 17, 2009, 11:23:31 PM
Burns josh with the Flame of Youth!! Oh, and everyone else within yen feet of him!!  ;D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 17, 2009, 11:24:49 PM
Yen is a system of money, not a measurement of distance. :)

*blasts FlameChick with all of the flame-proof monsters that live inside Final Doom: The Plutonia Experiment*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on January 17, 2009, 11:31:08 PM
Burns josh with the Flame of Youth!! Oh, and everyone else within yen feet of him!!  ;D
*pours a healing potion on me and dumps a buket of water of flamechick* HA YOUR FLAMES OUT :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Flurb on January 18, 2009, 12:29:06 AM
*Rubs shoes on carpet and shock the wet FlamChick! HAHA!*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: FlameChick on January 18, 2009, 12:57:06 AM
I ment ten feet!!!! Duh!!   ::)

Regains fire and blasts flurb and josh making they hair catch on fire!!!  :P 
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Flurb on January 18, 2009, 01:03:59 AM
*Summons Keyblade and wacks FlameChick on the Head*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: FlameChick on January 18, 2009, 01:11:11 AM
Gets shain so he can blast flurb into the wall!!! (inside joke)  ;)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Flurb on January 18, 2009, 01:14:44 AM
*Uses Keyblade to release Shain's heart*
Wait, was that really a good idea?  :-\
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: FlameChick on January 18, 2009, 01:26:30 AM
Oh, wait!! Darn!!ahhhhhhh!  I'll get Braden to blast you instead!! Mwahahahahaha!! (still inside joke!!)  ;D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on January 19, 2009, 11:12:34 AM
/me summons GOLDEN keyblade and proceeds to-

"Hey!"

"Hey what?  Woah, arn't you-"

"Yes I am, now give me back my keyblade!"

"No way!  This keyblade epic wins!"

"Do I have to sing the Mouseketeer song again?"

"NO!!  ANYTHING BUT THAT!  HERE!  TAKE YOUR PWNAGE KEYBLADE AND BEGONE WI' YOU!"
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Flurb on January 19, 2009, 04:23:45 PM
Thanks for giving me back my PWNAGE KEYBLADE!  ;D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Anonymous (ChexGuy331) on January 19, 2009, 11:04:00 PM
Since the keyblade sucks and the game it's from sucks, it rusts when you attempt to attack me and turns into a wooden sword. GG.

Uses the RESURRECTION SCROLL on the depleted MP bar and casts the ultimate flame spell, Flamaga (WoFF wut)

Then uses upgraded hax with VAC2 proof-ness.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: FlameChick on January 20, 2009, 01:05:02 PM
Sticks out her leg and trips anonymous!! For saying the game sucked!!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on January 22, 2009, 10:42:28 AM
Thanks for giving me back my PWNAGE KEYBLADE!  ;D

Why Flurb, I wasn't aware that you were Mickey Mouse.
/me attacks Anoymous with a leek for his blasphamy
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 23, 2009, 12:18:27 AM
/me attacks Anoymous with a leek for his [sic]blasphamy

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*performs a Russian Reversal and Kuwabara ends up with his face in the back of his head and the back of his head in his face*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: FlameChick on January 23, 2009, 12:52:57 AM
Attacks everyone with evil smiley!!  >:(
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Datra on January 23, 2009, 01:03:00 AM
scares evil smiley off with an even EVILLER SMILEY! >:D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Flurb on January 23, 2009, 01:49:43 AM
Thanks for giving me back my PWNAGE KEYBLADE!  ;D

Why Flurb, I wasn't aware that you were Mickey Mouse.
I has gotz all the Keyblades!  ;D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Flurb on January 23, 2009, 01:59:13 AM
(http://khisland.free.fr/kh/kh2key.jpg)
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f20/Sasukes_gurl/Kingdom%20Hearts/Keyblades/keyblade.jpg)
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/kingdomhearts/images/thumb/7/70/Mickey_'s_keyblade.png/200px-Mickey_'s_keyblade.png)
(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g213/KingOfRedLions/keyblade19.jpg)
(http://images.wikia.com/kingdomhearts/images/c/c5/Terra's_Keyblade.jpg)
(http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/1/7/6/9/0/7/8/MTS2_medrops_800479_200px-Riku_Way_to_Dawn.jpg)
AND THEN SOME...
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on January 23, 2009, 10:41:49 AM
/me attacks Anoymous with a leek for his [sic]blasphamy

(http://diy.despair.com/output/poster81484671.jpg)

*performs a Russian Reversal and Kuwabara ends up with his face in the back of his head and the back of his head in his face*

Oh noes!
/me is impressed with both the Russian Reversal AND Flurb's vast amount of Keyblades.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Anonymous (ChexGuy331) on January 24, 2009, 01:38:28 AM
-snip-

Uses BANNAGE for SPAM...

De-rezzes FlameChick for defending a game that truly ruined every disney movie, especially Tron and the little mermaid.

NICE JOB MAKING SEBASTIAN SOUND TOO JAMAICAN
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Flurb on January 24, 2009, 01:45:05 AM
I agree, they ruin the Disney stuff.  But it's really not the Disney stuff that I like. It's the final fantasy and original KH material that's fun.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on January 24, 2009, 12:53:32 PM
I dunno, I thought they did a good job with the Disney stuff.  It makes you think "Hmm, I wonder if Organization XIII has popped in yet?"  when you watch Disney movies.

And besides, Sebastian has ALWAYS sounded Jamaican.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: FlameChick on January 24, 2009, 01:06:36 PM
Hey!! I dont like that part of the game!!  >:(
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on January 24, 2009, 02:36:39 PM
Neither do I, but what does it matter?
/me breaks up this random KH conversation by smacking everyone in the conversation with the "Uncle" strike (Jackie Chan Adventures)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: FlameChick on January 24, 2009, 04:17:02 PM
That was rude!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on January 24, 2009, 08:11:11 PM
Politeness is left at the gate with this game.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: FlameChick on January 24, 2009, 09:12:08 PM
Uh!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Flurb on January 25, 2009, 12:43:57 AM
Neither do I, but what does it matter?
/me breaks up this random KH conversation by smacking everyone in the conversation with the "Uncle" strike (Jackie Chan Adventures)
"NO COFFEE! DO YOU WANT DEAD UNCLE!"
   /
(http://www.fantasykat.com/shows/Images/jackie/uncle_.jpg)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: FlameChick on January 25, 2009, 01:14:43 AM
Haha!! No we don't!! Here is some coffee!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on January 25, 2009, 01:50:03 AM
"One more thing."  *SMACK!*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on January 25, 2009, 11:03:25 AM
*breaks metal bat on kuwabara's head* (with super smash bross style SMACK)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on January 26, 2009, 02:41:26 PM
*breaks metal bat on kuwabara's head* (with super smash bross style SMACK)

I actually had a dream where anytime the bat is getting charged up, BMD would say in-game "your gangster!" in a nice tune before the swing.

.....oh yeah, OW!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on January 26, 2009, 05:17:28 PM
Neither do I, but what does it matter?
/me breaks up this random KH conversation by smacking everyone in the conversation with the "Uncle" strike (Jackie Chan Adventures)
"NO COFFEE! DO YOU WANT DEAD UNCLE!"
   /
(http://www.fantasykat.com/shows/Images/jackie/uncle_.jpg)
Win! Best Show ever!

....PWN!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Datra on January 26, 2009, 06:52:54 PM
Recruites Uncle to decimate everyone.

and agreed. best show ever!  ;D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on January 26, 2009, 07:48:50 PM
*breaks metal bat on kuwabara's head* (with super smash bross style SMACK)

I actually had a dream where anytime the bat is getting charged up, BMD would say in-game "your gangster!" in a nice tune before the swing.

.....oh yeah, OW!
FALCO PUNCH
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on January 28, 2009, 10:38:45 PM
FALCO..... *Aims punch at josh*  FAIL!  *Misses by only a few miles*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on January 30, 2009, 02:39:44 AM
*I summon Mr. spam can to destroy all.*(http://bestsmileys.com/spam/1.gif)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on January 31, 2009, 02:26:27 PM
/me takes a lighter to Mr Spam and heats up his metal body to about 400 degrees.  QUITE the fever he must have.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Anonymous (ChexGuy331) on January 31, 2009, 08:14:56 PM
/me disposes of the impossibly burnt meat. Lighters don't get that hot!
/me then blows up several C4 bombs placed around where ever we are.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on January 31, 2009, 08:36:21 PM
/me ended up sitting on one of the C4 bombs as it went off.  He had to seek.........VENGEANCE!
/me takes a C4 bomb to Anon's head and blows it up
Title: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on February 01, 2009, 12:28:51 PM
/me attacks Mr.Spam Can with.....ARMOUR BRAND POTTED MEAT!!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Anonymous (ChexGuy331) on February 01, 2009, 12:29:11 PM
/me states that in CS, C4 takes at least 30 seconds to explode, giving me time to defuse the bomb with a mirror.
/me then uses the awesome power of the second new month post to asplodinate everyone as best he could.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on February 01, 2009, 05:02:48 PM
/me uses his asploded bits to charge CC!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on February 01, 2009, 06:39:09 PM
*shouts "I'M FIRIN' MAH LAZER" because there is too much 3rd person speaking going on here*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: GameMaster on February 01, 2009, 08:38:26 PM
charges up daedalus battlecruisers and firesTEH ASGARD PWNAGE BEAMS!!!!

(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/stargate/images/e/e5/180px-Plasma-beam-weapons.png)


OWNED!!!!!!

Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Anonymous (ChexGuy331) on February 02, 2009, 05:17:12 PM
/me activates a random Supergate that just so happens to appear out of nowhere and destroys the cruisers.

HALLOWED ARE THE ORI.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: serotoninXxX on February 03, 2009, 01:31:09 AM
serotonon joins teh fight...but then leave's to go on a walk to mordor
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on February 03, 2009, 12:17:22 PM
*Shoots serotonon down*, any body else want some?
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on February 03, 2009, 03:00:45 PM
Me!  *charges towards Replica and gets shot down point blank.....Replica wasn't expecting the bomb attached to Kuwabara. It explodes with the force of a nuclear bomb*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on February 03, 2009, 03:12:10 PM
I         http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PbOhl5LA6M.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: serotoninXxX on February 03, 2009, 08:46:06 PM
casts MAGIC MISSLE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oWAb5NVALw
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: GameMaster on February 04, 2009, 09:58:52 PM
/me activates a random Supergate that just so happens to appear out of nowhere and destroys the cruisers.

HALLOWED ARE THE ORI.
<snip>
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on February 17, 2009, 10:34:57 AM
/me smites the old man and his sword with the MIKU LAZER!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on February 17, 2009, 06:59:46 PM
*Uses Richie's <snip>-er to attack GM!!!*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on February 18, 2009, 10:48:33 AM
/me attacks with his own snip-er, a snip-er so big it makes Scissorman jeleous!  (Look up Clock Tower)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on February 18, 2009, 08:29:50 PM
*attacks Bobby with his epic <snip>-erness that he stole from Edward Scissorhands*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on February 18, 2009, 11:53:56 PM
*throws a bomb and blows CC to mars.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: chekovrules on February 19, 2009, 02:51:10 PM
Attacks SS with the Enterprise.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on February 19, 2009, 02:51:39 PM
*whips chekovrules with a wet noodle*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on February 19, 2009, 02:52:31 PM
*throws waffo at TMOB for attacking Chekov*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on February 19, 2009, 02:55:31 PM
*throws PIZZA at xbolt for throwing a WAFFO*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on February 19, 2009, 02:58:28 PM
*hits TMOB with a leek*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: chekovrules on February 19, 2009, 03:20:56 PM
*Hits Xbolt with a banana*  XD
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on February 19, 2009, 03:25:24 PM
*My iron "oh' has come and chekovrules blows up!*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on February 19, 2009, 03:31:40 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! [/vader]

*burns SS to a crisp with his Pyro-Ninja skills*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: chekovrules on February 19, 2009, 03:42:59 PM
*Throws a tomato at Xbolt*  (heh heh heh)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on February 19, 2009, 03:50:39 PM
*sings* "Iiiii am plahnting my tomahtoes..."
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on February 19, 2009, 05:52:51 PM
*Throws Xbolt's tomahtoes back at him.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on February 19, 2009, 07:09:04 PM
*Kicks SS in the shin and leaves.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on February 19, 2009, 10:38:10 PM
*Snipes CC while hes walking away.*
Title: [color=red]SUPER MORTAL FORUM KOMBAT 3D 64!!!11!1[/color] (or, LOL HTML)
Post by: Atariangamer on February 19, 2009, 10:54:17 PM
*Snipes SS with a HEADSHOT and also catches xbolt on the shoulder. Xbolt falls over the railing and falls on explosive barrels that explode*

Ooh...DOUBLE KILL! XD
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on February 20, 2009, 08:21:49 PM
*UT Announcer voice* "DOUBLE KILL."

*Blows away TMOB with booming voice*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on February 24, 2009, 11:03:03 PM
/me uses a missionary pass-along card as a shuriken at Atari
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on February 24, 2009, 11:13:47 PM
Ouch! You grazed my arm with that!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on February 25, 2009, 11:07:08 AM
/me 's aim must really be off because he was aiming at Atari and instead got CC, who was a good 20 feet away.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on February 25, 2009, 08:48:58 PM
*calls Waldo to destroy all who oppose waking up at 6:00 AM on the weekends*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on February 25, 2009, 08:49:25 PM
6:00 AM which timezone?
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on February 25, 2009, 08:50:00 PM
Whichever time zone you live in.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on February 25, 2009, 08:50:41 PM
well, that doesn't apply to me at least. XD
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on February 25, 2009, 08:51:09 PM
I HATE GETTING UP AT 6 am ON WEEKENDS!!!!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on February 25, 2009, 08:52:13 PM
*Waldo kills ChexCommander by hitting him 50 times with a hammer, thus breaking all the bones in his body and then setting his skull on fire*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on February 25, 2009, 08:54:09 PM
Ooh! Ooh! I wanna be one of those Skulltag skulls that get stuck on those mutant hands!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on February 25, 2009, 08:55:47 PM
*kills ChexCommander with a Golden Hammer*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on February 25, 2009, 10:09:56 PM
*Atariangamer tackles Waldo, and wrestles him into molten copper*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on February 25, 2009, 10:11:10 PM
*breaks Atariangamer's high-speed connection*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on February 25, 2009, 10:14:46 PM
*Atariangamer fixes modem and nukes the flemoid dimension*

(now I remember why I dont like this game...)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Manny Cav on February 25, 2009, 10:19:58 PM
*continues the hammer spree and frags Atariangamer and The Slimeinator with epic music playing in the background (http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/wii/ssbb_goldenhammer1_1.mid)*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Pikazec2012 on February 26, 2009, 09:23:07 AM
calls manny cav messing up his FAIL UP
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on February 26, 2009, 02:37:15 PM
/me wonders why everyone is attacking Waldo instead of wondering where he is.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on February 26, 2009, 02:59:14 PM
/me wonders why everyone is attacking Waldo instead of wondering where he is.

We do what we must, because we can.

For the good of all of us. (Except Waldo, who's dead.)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on February 26, 2009, 11:27:34 PM
Waldo has been pwnt then.  XD
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on February 28, 2009, 11:41:11 PM
Waldo can never be pwnt.

*strikes Kuwabara with ban-machete*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on March 01, 2009, 05:48:19 PM
*Shatters ban machete with BC's Ban-Shotgun*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on March 01, 2009, 05:49:29 PM
How did you get BC's ban shotgun?
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on March 03, 2009, 10:40:26 AM
#1 rule of  theft, never say were you got stuff.... FAIl.

Wips out a hot glue gun, and glues TMOB's and Kuwabara's eyes closed.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: GameMaster on March 03, 2009, 06:43:26 PM
RUNS AWAYYYYYYYYYY
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on March 03, 2009, 08:39:34 PM
*Chases after GameMaster*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: GameMaster on March 04, 2009, 06:37:23 PM
*trips replica*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Sir_Furious on March 04, 2009, 06:43:12 PM
*Slams gamemaster into a wall.*

HA HA! Thats for attacking Replica!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: GameMaster on March 04, 2009, 06:46:18 PM
THE WALL IS A LIE

*smax sir_furious*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Sir_Furious on March 04, 2009, 06:47:57 PM
Hrumph. Thats Sir_Furious to you!

*Evades and pulls a pistol on gamemaster, attempting to shoot him in the gut.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: GameMaster on March 04, 2009, 06:50:55 PM
THE PISTOL IS A LIE

*smax the cocky-ness outta you*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Sir_Furious on March 04, 2009, 06:56:22 PM
THE PISTOL AIN'T A LIE!

*Shoots anyway, and doesn't ge the cockiness knocked out of him*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: GameMaster on March 04, 2009, 06:57:34 PM
throws a pie
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Sir_Furious on March 04, 2009, 07:04:32 PM
*Gets Pi.*

Ah yes,    3.14159265358979323846
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: GameMaster on March 04, 2009, 07:05:43 PM
NOOOOOO! ONLY CHUCK NORRIS KNOWS THE LAST DIGIT OF PI!!!!

Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Sir_Furious on March 04, 2009, 07:07:54 PM
*recites the last digit of Pi...*

(BELCH!) There. HAHA!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: GameMaster on March 04, 2009, 07:08:41 PM
*Chuck Norris shows up and pwns Sir_Furious*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Sir_Furious on March 04, 2009, 07:11:44 PM
*Sir_Furious does a quick "Whois" serch on the IP address of "Chuck Norris", and finds out that his REAL name is Sir Bob from The knights quest topic.*

FAKE!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: GameMaster on March 04, 2009, 07:12:30 PM
NO U
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Sir_Furious on March 04, 2009, 07:14:46 PM
*Sir_Furious disappears.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on March 04, 2009, 07:15:50 PM
*pulls Sir_Furious back and attacks him with a giant mace*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: chekovrules on March 04, 2009, 10:07:28 PM
*Attacks TMOB with a weapon of mass destruction*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: IronJaw on March 05, 2009, 01:11:39 PM
Smashed Sir_F's Viper with a police version of a Lamborghini.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: GameMaster on March 05, 2009, 06:46:08 PM
*takes a leak on Sir_F's smashed viper and walks away whistling*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on March 08, 2009, 01:59:54 PM
/me uses his power of laziness for not using anything but quick reply to attack GameMaster
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: GameMaster on March 08, 2009, 07:40:07 PM
laziness doesnt work on teh G-ster!

*smax the laziness out of Kuwabara*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on March 08, 2009, 07:56:12 PM
*uses ninja skillz 2 beat up GameMaster*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: GameMaster on March 08, 2009, 07:58:52 PM
heh, that reminds me of a story my friend told me of one time he was playing halo on xbox live and these 9-year-old newbs were arguing about who was better, pirates or ninjas.

we rofl'd.

so anyway.......oh yeah

FIRES TEH PWNAGE BEAMS
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on March 08, 2009, 08:00:09 PM
blocks teh pwnage beams with his pwnage beam blocker, they hit GameMaster
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on March 09, 2009, 09:38:29 AM
Sneaks up to noob and snaps his neck. Well that was easy!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on March 09, 2009, 10:05:32 AM
*Sneezes on Replica's neck and it snaps*

Well, THAT was easy.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on March 09, 2009, 10:19:46 AM
PWNED!

Man! Cover your mouth!

*Admits defeat. I'm no match for sneezes.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: GameMaster on March 09, 2009, 03:38:30 PM
*tosses feeling hurting comments at replica*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on March 09, 2009, 03:39:42 PM
Smacks gamemaster acrosted the face.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: GameMaster on March 09, 2009, 03:44:11 PM
*throws moar feeling hurting comments*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on March 09, 2009, 04:10:29 PM
*Kills Gamemaster with a hammer.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on March 09, 2009, 06:54:01 PM
*traps you all in a cage full of bees laughs at the sight of you all screaming :P*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: GameMaster on March 09, 2009, 07:17:42 PM
*Kills Gamemaster with a hammer.*

oh noes!!!!
teh evil 4kids hammer gun!

*sends replica to the shadow realm*

 :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on March 10, 2009, 09:42:37 AM
Suck GameMaster into the shadow realm as well, where we meet MoN. Why GameMaster, why? XD Smacks GameMaster acrossed the face again.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on March 10, 2009, 10:11:16 AM
/me pulls out Travis Touchdown's trusty Beam Katana again.

I need to get that game, No More Heroes.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: GameMaster on March 10, 2009, 11:57:58 AM
takes out a rifle, which magically in the 4kids world turns into a super soaker, (:p) and shoots replica, but for some reason he's in a dungeon now. (one piece anyone?)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on March 11, 2009, 10:18:41 AM
Pulls out a pistol, which has a dart on the end, but when I shoot (at Gamemaster), everyone treats it seriously (also, One Piece).
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: IronJaw on March 11, 2009, 10:29:26 AM
I smack you all and feel happy. ^_^
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on March 11, 2009, 01:23:34 PM
*Smacks Ironjaw back*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on March 11, 2009, 01:49:46 PM
Does a sweet back flip, hitting Replica under his chin and knocking him out for 3 days.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on March 11, 2009, 02:10:26 PM
But wakes up two minutes later and smacks Matthias.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on March 11, 2009, 02:15:59 PM
*attacks replica with a bonesaw*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on March 11, 2009, 02:42:10 PM
*Attacks TMOB with a ubersaw.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 11, 2009, 05:26:26 PM
*slowly smiles, and draws ban-machete from its sheath and plunges it deep into Super Searcher's skull, banning him from this topic*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on March 11, 2009, 05:29:15 PM
The Slimeinator forgets what power I have. >:D

*uses my Iron "oh" and The Slimeinator blows into a million pieces.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: GameMaster on March 11, 2009, 05:36:00 PM
Pulls out a pistol, which has a dart on the end, but when I shoot (at Gamemaster), everyone treats it seriously (also, One Piece).
which ep was that?

*fires darts that magically turn into poison suction cups*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 11, 2009, 06:02:08 PM
The Slimeinator forgets what power I have. >:D

You have no power here.

*uses Ban-Machete Rainbow Nova Attack to dismember GameMaster and ban him from Forum Games*
Title: Re: The "EVIL" Game
Post by: xbolt on March 11, 2009, 06:32:38 PM
*turns this game into The "EVIL" Game*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on March 11, 2009, 06:38:57 PM
You fail at doing so. :P

*Borrows slime's banhammer and uses it on xbolt*
Title: Re: The "EVIL" Game
Post by: xbolt on March 11, 2009, 06:40:29 PM
*uses freeze ray on the hammer, then dodges it, causing it to shatter on impact*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 11, 2009, 06:54:03 PM
I don't have a banhammer.
Title: Re: The "EVIL" Game
Post by: Josh on March 11, 2009, 07:47:06 PM
*turns this game into The "EVIL" Game*
*smacks xbolt for bringing up the evil game*
Title: Re: The "EVIL" Game
Post by: xbolt on March 11, 2009, 08:02:37 PM
*laughs at Josh for inadvertently continuing The Evil Game*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 11, 2009, 08:03:19 PM
Cut the "EVIL" chatter.
Title: Re: The "EVIL" Game
Post by: xbolt on March 11, 2009, 08:10:49 PM
*whacks Sliminator upside the head*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on March 11, 2009, 08:11:56 PM
Cut the "EVIL" chatter.
PLEASE
Title: Re: The "EVIL" Game
Post by: xbolt on March 11, 2009, 08:13:20 PM
*whacks Josh upside the head*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 11, 2009, 08:14:08 PM
Seriously, cut the topic title changing.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on March 11, 2009, 08:16:02 PM
So, title changing is not allowed, even when the post content clearly pertains to the original intent of the game currently at hand?
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 11, 2009, 08:17:55 PM
Let's take this to the PMer.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on March 11, 2009, 08:20:37 PM
*Nazi Science sneers at your rules!*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on March 11, 2009, 08:21:59 PM
*sigh*  ::)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on March 11, 2009, 08:23:03 PM
*blows nose at Josh*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on March 11, 2009, 08:29:31 PM
*kicks xbolt in the throat*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 11, 2009, 08:33:50 PM
*uses giant laser beam on Josh*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on March 11, 2009, 08:34:35 PM
*Burns Sliminator for being absolutely no fun at all*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on March 11, 2009, 08:36:14 PM
xbolt chill out *freezes xbolt with my teh freezeing power*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on March 11, 2009, 08:36:24 PM
*backs into a corner......AND FIRES A ROCKET AT JOSH!!!*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on March 11, 2009, 08:37:22 PM
CRY SOME MORE!!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 11, 2009, 08:39:04 PM
*fires a bullet out of my Glock 23, which then hits Xbolt in the head*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on March 11, 2009, 08:39:07 PM
*it hits me and i dont even feel it* *takes all rocket ammo out of ss's rocket launcher with my floating power and throws them at ss* (http://z.about.com/d/miniatures/1/0/1/5/-/-/skeleton.jpg) your with teh crypt now ss >:D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on March 11, 2009, 08:41:07 PM
*I summon all the zombies to destroy Josh.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on March 11, 2009, 08:41:58 PM
*josh is fraging zombies like there is no tomorrow*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on March 11, 2009, 09:42:45 PM
*I frag Josh.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on March 12, 2009, 12:04:02 AM
Super Searcher slips and fails into a pile of FAIL.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on March 12, 2009, 09:58:52 AM
*Looks to see if I'm still alive?* Come out of no were and chainsaws Matthias' head off.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on March 12, 2009, 02:39:21 PM
Replica slips on Super Searcher's pile of FAIL and cuts his own arms off in the process.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on March 12, 2009, 03:09:32 PM
*triumphantly matthias walks away and accidentally slips on the FAIL also.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on March 12, 2009, 03:12:05 PM
Replica then chops Matthais' head off. Then super glues Replica's lime back on.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on March 13, 2009, 09:42:12 AM
/me attacks with the power of PI! 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on March 13, 2009, 02:35:34 PM
*While Kuwabara keeps sayig the Pi numbers I sneak up and whack him on the head with a plank.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on March 13, 2009, 03:33:55 PM
*fires all your heads off with my desert eagle*

(http://www.darinmurphy.com/images/firearms/Desert_Eagle.jpg)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Atariangamer on March 17, 2009, 03:46:44 PM
*Josh ate 2 rounds of Atariangamer's buckshot*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on March 18, 2009, 12:26:32 AM
/me mops up random piles of fail
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on March 18, 2009, 09:56:41 AM
And Kuwabara slips on it. :D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: IronJaw on March 18, 2009, 11:41:33 AM
You all are overwhelmed in a Fail Gas Grenade.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on March 18, 2009, 12:19:54 PM
And Kuwabara slips on it. :D

*Thus failing even more*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 30, 2009, 11:10:52 PM
New, IMPROVED smiley lazer!

 :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'( >:D ^-^ O0 C:)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: FlameChick on March 30, 2009, 11:25:06 PM
The laser goes off with out knowing it and hits everyong with in the erea!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on March 31, 2009, 10:29:19 AM
Except for me, because I deflect it with Travis Touchdown's epic Beam Katana(s). 
(http://www.wiiliving.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/beam-katana.jpg)

I then proceed to use Tsubaki and Blood Berry on FC, slicing her in two.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: FlameChick on March 31, 2009, 10:37:22 AM
I counter the attack with my fire sword!! And be u caught on fire from the attack of my fire sword!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on March 31, 2009, 10:47:10 AM
I pull out a pair of grenades and proceed to blow both combatants to smithereens!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: FlameChick on March 31, 2009, 11:04:20 AM
I use fire to pelt myself in tv air, so that attack missed!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 31, 2009, 01:22:30 PM
*uses epic Ban Machete to cut FlameChick's head off*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: FlameChick on March 31, 2009, 10:32:16 PM
Uses a glass sheild to reflect it back at u!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on April 01, 2009, 10:07:16 AM
/me rolls around on the ground slowly becoming more ash then human.

"HURRY! BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!  I NEED YOU TO.....ROAST MARSHMELLOWS OVER ME!"
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: FlameChick on April 01, 2009, 12:18:13 PM
I roasted a marshmellow!! Hehe!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on April 01, 2009, 02:30:03 PM
It was a ploy, because Kuwabara jumps up and grabs FlameChick, intending to make her live up to her name and BURN!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: FlameChick on April 01, 2009, 03:28:10 PM
Nothing happens though because I'm fire, but it hurts kuwabara more for moving when he is burned
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on April 01, 2009, 04:59:54 PM
I pull out a high pressure water cannon, drench you in ice, cold water!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: FlameChick on April 01, 2009, 05:22:20 PM
used fire to heat the water and thros it back
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on April 01, 2009, 06:39:04 PM
Blocks with force field.  Returns fire with super lazer!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: FlameChick on April 01, 2009, 09:54:15 PM
Blocks the attach with a huge purple mushroom!! And pelts the mushroom back at your head!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: GameMaster on April 01, 2009, 11:03:47 PM
fires asgard pwnage beams at FC
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: FlameChick on April 01, 2009, 11:14:15 PM
FC flings a snapping turtle at GM
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: GameMaster on April 01, 2009, 11:29:12 PM
*asgard shields absorb impact*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: FlameChick on April 01, 2009, 11:58:26 PM
But while doing so it moves u two feet backwards and u fall over a rock!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: GameMaster on April 02, 2009, 05:53:06 PM
........which nothing happens cause the shield is still protecting me........
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: FlameChick on April 02, 2009, 07:10:53 PM
But when u fall the sheild breacks and I shoot fire at u and it hits!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on April 02, 2009, 09:45:29 PM
/me attacks anyone within earshot with my OMEGA VOCALOID RANT POWERS!!!1!11!!1!1!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on April 02, 2009, 10:20:34 PM
But when u fall the sheild breacks and I shoot fire at u and it hits!!
*GM's magic love powers melt FlameChick's fire and cause the two to be surrounded in a tornado of fire that ravages everything and everyone around them*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: FlameChick on April 02, 2009, 11:13:33 PM
I use fire to make it into a fire tonado, so now I can controll it and I aim it at  CC
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on April 03, 2009, 09:40:44 AM
Ah, but none of you can cast magic, because you heard so much of my OMEGA VOCALOID RANT that you forgot the spells, and instead remember random facts about Vocaloid.  For example it could go like this:

FC: Fire Torna.....SERVANT OF EVIL! LEN FTW!

CC: Magic Shiel.....UTAU is FREEWARE! TETO FTW!

;D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: FlameChick on April 03, 2009, 09:57:05 AM
Aims a water ballon at u! A hits the target right in the head!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on April 03, 2009, 09:59:34 AM
I'm melting!
/me proceeds to melt into a blue and flesh colored puddle
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: FlameChick on April 03, 2009, 10:14:22 AM
But the sun goes on kuabara and he returns normal!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on April 03, 2009, 09:12:31 PM
*Zelda get item sound*
/me returns to life and shows his gratitude towards FC by only LIGHTLY killing her with a spork.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: FlameChick on April 03, 2009, 09:31:46 PM
Right before the spork kills me I use fir to seal the wound and then melt the spork with fire!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on April 08, 2009, 02:45:20 PM
I pull out, Caliburn, the sword that can't be broken, and proceed to hack everyone to bits!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: FlameChick on April 08, 2009, 02:57:42 PM
When u try to hit me it doesn't break but it melts because I burned it!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on April 09, 2009, 09:55:27 AM
Nah, the sword only gets red hot, and it proceeds to burn us AS it is cutting us!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on April 10, 2009, 12:58:43 PM
I continue with my destruction of everyone within close range.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: FlameChick on April 10, 2009, 01:00:42 PM
I suck out all the heat with my fire and everyone freezes till they can't move!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on April 10, 2009, 01:04:46 PM
I use a proto-droid to unfreeze me.  Then I put on a space suit with a self-contained atmosphere and continue with my destruction.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on April 10, 2009, 01:11:57 PM
*I pull out a bazooka and blow matthias to mars.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on April 10, 2009, 01:15:15 PM
I block it with my unbreakable sword, and I am instead pushed backwards 12 yds.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Flurb on April 13, 2009, 01:51:55 AM
(how did you get an unbreakable sword?)
*Flurb throws a garden gnome into the bazooka, clogging it.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: FlameChick on April 13, 2009, 10:26:29 AM
SS didn't know it was colgged so he tried to shoot it and it blew up in his face!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Anonymous (ChexGuy331) on June 30, 2009, 10:53:08 PM
/me used Revive!

It was super-effective!
/me throws several molotovs around.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 30, 2009, 10:59:15 PM
I was gonna bump this some time or other.

*uses Glock 23 handgun to give Anonymous an extra nostril*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on June 30, 2009, 11:21:11 PM
*uses mind-control to make Slimeinator attack a pack of rapid hyenas*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 01, 2009, 12:50:16 AM
Hang on. What's this pack of dead hyenas doing in front of me?

*tears out a rib bone and thrusts it into Matthias720's head*
Title: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 01, 2009, 01:05:19 AM
/chanserv devoice #chexquest Kuwabara
/chanserv devoice #chexquest atariangamer
/chanserv devoice #chexquest richie
/chanserv devoice #chexquest Slimeinator
/chanserv devoice #chexquest brain_candy
/chanserv devoice #chexquest themasterofbattle
/chanserv devoice #chexquest thegreenavenger


there you go :)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 01, 2009, 01:06:59 AM
Ho-ho! BMD messed up the usernames!

*uses Raisin Blams to implode BMD's skull*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Anonymous (ChexGuy331) on July 01, 2009, 12:03:09 PM
/reconnect
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on July 01, 2009, 05:21:26 PM
/chanserv devoice #chexquest Kuwabara
/chanserv devoice #chexquest atariangamer
/chanserv devoice #chexquest richie
/chanserv devoice #chexquest Slimeinator
/chanserv devoice #chexquest brain_candy
/chanserv devoice #chexquest themasterofbattle
/chanserv devoice #chexquest thegreenavenger


there you go :)

Missed me!  :D

*Throws Minigun at BMD, and proceeds to use Manny's Fire-gun to set all skulls on fire*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 04, 2009, 11:01:26 AM

/chanserv devoice #chexquest Kuwabara

I won't be devoiced!  HEAR ME SPEAK WORDS OF WISDOM! WHEN IN DOUBT, WHIP IT OUT!

*Proceeds to draw a Keyblade out (judging from quiz I took, it would be Guardian Soul) and attack BMD*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on July 04, 2009, 11:30:09 AM
*tosses 200 grenades into the fray*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 04, 2009, 12:32:35 PM
/me uses Reflect to reflect the grenades away from me, and instead send them at BMD's twitching body.

(Ah, brotherly love. XD)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Anonymous (ChexGuy331) on July 04, 2009, 02:30:26 PM
/me starts manning large laser turrets and begins to shoot everyone.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on July 04, 2009, 06:34:21 PM

/chanserv devoice #chexquest Kuwabara

I won't be devoiced!  HEAR ME SPEAK WORDS OF WISDOM! WHEN IN DOUBT, WHIP IT OUT!

*Proceeds to draw a Keyblade out (judging from quiz I took, it would be Guardian Soul) and attack BMD*


You saw that Facebook quiz too?  :D

(Proceeds to a throw a chainsaw at matthias720's head)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 04, 2009, 06:35:31 PM
Ho-ho! You have not accounted for my house fortress! The walls are indestructible, and the roof has a remote-controlled gatling gun! Gahahahaha!

*mows down everyone who ever posted in this topic or any topic like it, excluding myself*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on July 04, 2009, 06:56:29 PM
*Fires missile at the ceiling of Slime's fortress*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Anonymous (ChexGuy331) on July 04, 2009, 11:09:32 PM
/me uses iddqd again, as it seems to only have the effectof idbeholdv.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: cheetahben on July 07, 2009, 12:59:15 AM
*cheetahben attacks Anonymous from behind with a lawn mower and shreds him to itty bitty pieces*

Wow, this topic is getting violent. I wonder why Brain Candy and FC aren't joining? Must be the testosterone rush. :)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on July 07, 2009, 02:22:17 PM
*Josh sneaks up behind cheetaben and suffices him to death with bubble wrap.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: cheetahben on July 07, 2009, 07:47:15 PM
O RLY?

*cheetahben pulls out Shoop da Whoop and uses his lazer to fry Josh*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 08, 2009, 12:10:59 PM
/me whaps ben one in the face with a comically misshapen carrot.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Anonymous (ChexGuy331) on July 08, 2009, 12:34:43 PM
/me comes back to life and messily dismembers Kuwabara with a Beam Katana resembling a lightsaber more than the others do.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 08, 2009, 05:55:22 PM
Someone has been looking into Desperate Struggle.

I mean OUCH!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: cheetahben on July 09, 2009, 06:44:48 PM
*cheetahben attacks Kuwabara who is too busy chatting with a combination of the school cafeteria food and your worst nightmare, creating a chemical reaction and swallowing him up*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 09, 2009, 09:46:02 PM
So not only have I been dismembered by a Beam Katana, but now I have been swallowed up as well.

I mean OUCH! AGAIN!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: cheetahben on July 10, 2009, 01:36:07 AM
*cheetahben fires toilet plungers a la Rayman Raving Rabbids at Anonymous (ChexGuy331)*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on July 28, 2009, 04:24:41 PM
*Matthias720 raises his lightning shield and prepares to fire a Morgan laser at Kuwabara, Anonymous (ChexGuy331), and cheetahben respectively*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ferailo9 on July 28, 2009, 05:15:47 PM
"*erailo9 sneaks into the topic and hides behind a... thing.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on July 28, 2009, 05:58:26 PM
*Matthias720 quickly changes plans and aims his laser at ferailo's hiding spot*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ferailo9 on July 28, 2009, 06:02:05 PM
"Holy-!"
*ferailo9 quickly barrel rolls out da way*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on July 28, 2009, 06:41:18 PM
*reaims and fires again*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ferailo9 on July 28, 2009, 07:17:29 PM
*accidentally hits z or r thrice and barrels into kuwabara*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: cheetahben on July 28, 2009, 08:09:26 PM
*cheetahben's face turns into Shoop da Whoop and blasts Ferailo*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ferailo9 on July 28, 2009, 08:31:23 PM
*uses kuwabara as a sheild; only succeeds because of ku's mod-dom*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on July 28, 2009, 09:23:46 PM
*Matthias720 and cheetahben fire again at the same time*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ferailo9 on July 28, 2009, 09:51:49 PM
"The de-godmodding ray! I can dodge this!"

But he couldn't.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: cheetahben on July 29, 2009, 02:00:14 AM
*cheetahben attacks Ferailo again with a Keyblade*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on July 29, 2009, 09:28:12 AM
Comes back to life, and smacks Cheetahben.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 29, 2009, 01:32:35 PM
/me resurrects Napoleon like CC did in one of the other games and attacks Replica and Ben with the resurrected army of Napoleon (the only French army that didn't suck)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ferailo9 on July 29, 2009, 02:04:45 PM
*destroys the entire french army with a pink GIGA DRILL BREAK!!!*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on July 29, 2009, 02:52:54 PM
*attacks with a herd of stampeding elephants*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 29, 2009, 07:42:33 PM
/me whips out a elephant chain gun

>:3
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ferailo9 on July 29, 2009, 07:45:43 PM
*elephant lazer*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on July 29, 2009, 07:49:17 PM
*equips elephant stampede with +5 anti-laser armor*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 29, 2009, 11:51:23 PM
Still doesn't have defense against bullets. X-D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on July 30, 2009, 12:13:58 AM
*equips elephant stampede with bullet-proof armor upgrade*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 30, 2009, 12:24:17 AM
Crap.
/me gets squishzored by the elephants.

><
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: cheetahben on July 30, 2009, 12:47:22 AM
*cheetahben destroys matthias' elephant herd with tranquilizer darts*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on July 30, 2009, 02:52:44 AM
*Matthias720 whps out a LARGE knife and throws it at cheetahben*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ferailo9 on July 30, 2009, 05:29:38 PM
*shoots lazer knife at cheetahben*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on July 30, 2009, 06:18:22 PM
/me distracts ferailo with a shiny Hatsune Miku with a Black Mage hat that is shooting laser chainsaws, all the while sneaking up behind him with a knife
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on July 30, 2009, 06:59:31 PM
*ninjas the 100th page*

Wa-chaa!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ferailo9 on July 30, 2009, 08:10:45 PM
*uses the power of the semi-new page to become invincible for 13 posts*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: cheetahben on July 31, 2009, 11:23:45 AM
*cheetahben performs his Final Smash on xbolt*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on July 31, 2009, 01:35:03 PM
*looks at current state of battle, and goes into suspended animation for an unknown period of time*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: boris on July 31, 2009, 08:55:30 PM
We just kill each other with random imaginary attacks?

*sets up timed mines on all of the walls*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on July 31, 2009, 10:03:39 PM
We just kill each other with random imaginary attacks?

*sets up timed mines on all of the walls*
Yes, that's pretty much it.  BTW, the whole mines-on-the-wall thing sounds suspiciously like The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight. XD

EDIT: If your thinking WUT? this (http://midnightbomber.ytmnd.com) might clear things up a little.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ferailo9 on July 31, 2009, 10:33:23 PM
Dude, that's one of my favorite villains!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on August 01, 2009, 01:17:37 AM
Ah, I've been waiting for this moment.
/me attacks with 100 PAGES OF ATTACKS!














:3
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on August 01, 2009, 01:22:16 AM
*Matthias720 is in suspended animation, and sleeps through the attacks*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on August 01, 2009, 11:02:59 AM
*Josh pulls out his .600 nitro express and blows mattias's head off.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on August 01, 2009, 12:50:21 PM
*the stasis field around matthias720 slows, and then halts the attack, leaving him unscathed*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ferailo9 on August 01, 2009, 03:51:37 PM
*turns off stasis feild, the bullent continues its original path.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on August 01, 2009, 04:59:14 PM
*Laughs at matthias's brains flying every where.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ferailo9 on August 01, 2009, 05:00:21 PM
*Laughs at matthias's brains flying every where.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on August 01, 2009, 05:04:58 PM
*Points the gun at ferailo9 and sends his brains flying  >:D.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ferailo9 on August 01, 2009, 05:10:18 PM
*the brains throttle Josh*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on August 01, 2009, 05:12:31 PM
*The brains trigger my land mines and gets blasted into oblivion.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ferailo9 on August 01, 2009, 05:52:35 PM
*ultra-protection wore off 3 posts ago. dead.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on August 01, 2009, 07:30:31 PM
*Matthias720's brain regenerates and he comes out out stasis ready to PWN*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on August 01, 2009, 09:25:09 PM
*sigh* *Shoots matthias's head off again.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on August 01, 2009, 10:04:16 PM
*uses deflector shield to block attack, and returns fire with a flame thrower*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on August 01, 2009, 10:07:57 PM
*Screams as i get burnt into ash and comes back and haunts matthias.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on August 01, 2009, 10:25:46 PM
*whips out cell phone and calls Danny Phantom, who arrives seconds later*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 01, 2009, 11:14:36 PM
*quietly sneaks in, gives a bold smile, and slyly cuts a mysterious, suspicious wire with ban machete*

Thirty Minutes Later...

*nothing happens*

Thirty MOAR Minutes Later...

*a mysterious whirring noise crops up, and then the combatants realize - the West Wing has been unblocked! Soul-stealing Purple Lampposts rain down and leech away the souls of every active member on the forum, except for The Slimeinator, who had slipped away, unnoticed, back into his world*

*meanwhile, there was a complete lack of Ginger Ale on the battlefield, and so no member was left with a soul*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ferailo9 on August 01, 2009, 11:20:38 PM
I don't understand. What are the purple lampposts? I've heard a few references, but I don't get it.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on August 02, 2009, 01:29:00 AM
It's a CQFF meme. ;D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ferailo9 on August 02, 2009, 02:10:18 PM
Where did it start?
All memes started somewhere.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on August 02, 2009, 02:25:56 PM
Where did it start?
All memes started somewhere.

Like all the others....with The Slimeinator! ;D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: cheetahben on August 03, 2009, 12:23:52 AM
Where did it start?
All memes started somewhere.

Like all the others....with The Slimeinator! ;D

I, however, do believe that the NerdWhale meme was created by TMOB.

Back on topic:

*cheetahben attacks ChexCommander with ninja stars*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on August 03, 2009, 12:13:02 PM
Where did it start?
All memes started somewhere.

Like all the others....with The Slimeinator! ;D

I, however, do believe that the NerdWhale meme was created by TMOB.

Back on topic:

*cheetahben attacks ChexCommander with ninja stars*

Thou art incorrect. It was Batmanifestdestiny who created the Nerd Whale meme. TMOB has only been using it lately, since all the others were taken.

*Because of this incorrect answer, ChexCommander fires a flame-entwirled RPG at cheetahben*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on August 03, 2009, 02:52:16 PM
/me gets seven kills in a row, so he calls in the helicopter
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on August 07, 2009, 08:00:04 PM
*pulls out an original Hardy Boys book and gains +3 for epic classicness*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on August 07, 2009, 11:25:13 PM
*Grabs the books and sets them on fire.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 09, 2009, 11:13:07 PM
WOBBUFFET used MIRROR COAT!

JOSH fainted!

CQFF is out of usable Pokemon!

CQFF whited out!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on August 10, 2009, 01:49:41 PM
*pulls out anti-ban-machete spray and a dirk that is +6 against mods*
*prepares to attack Slimeinator*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 10, 2009, 05:42:08 PM
*pulls out my back-up weapon, the BANgun, which is +667 against members*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: cheetahben on August 11, 2009, 12:58:08 PM
*cheetahben performs his Final Smash on Slime*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 11, 2009, 09:53:05 PM
*shoots cheetahben in the head with the BANgun and knocks the Smash Orb right out of him*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: cheetahben on August 12, 2009, 02:00:31 AM
*cheetahben grabs a Fire Flower instead and runs after the Smash Orb*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ferailo9 on September 19, 2009, 08:33:23 PM
*ferailo9 makes cheetahben lose The Game*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on September 19, 2009, 09:56:52 PM
*Josh wins the game.*     
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on September 20, 2009, 08:02:17 PM
*ferailo9 makes cheetahben lose The Game*
Crap, I've lost it again!  ;D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on September 20, 2009, 10:45:56 PM
*matthias raises an impervious force field*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on September 21, 2009, 01:05:48 AM
*Matt didn't specify if this field was all around him or not, so Kuwabara walks around the field and pokes Matt in the back*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on September 21, 2009, 12:12:24 PM
*matthias raises an impervious DOME force field*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on September 21, 2009, 12:29:27 PM
*Kuwabara digs underneath it*

Ah, I'm having fun messin' with this. XD
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on September 21, 2009, 01:59:21 PM
*Kuwabara hits the floor of the force field*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on September 21, 2009, 10:26:16 PM
*scratches at it like a turtle in a plastic cage scratches the walls of his prison*

Curses! I am defeated! XD
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: cheetahben on September 21, 2009, 10:56:04 PM
*cheetahben sneaks up and hits matthias 720 with a frying pan*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on September 21, 2009, 11:10:26 PM
*cheetahben sneaks up and hits matthias 720 with a frying pan*
*Kuwabara stops Ben's charge towards Matt and points out the invincible dome around him*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on September 21, 2009, 11:35:12 PM
*matthias laughs at Ben*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: cheetahben on September 21, 2009, 11:46:55 PM
*matthias laughs at Ben*

*cheetahben makes preparations for a force-field destructor, and thinks terrible thoughts about Matthias*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on September 22, 2009, 01:29:47 PM
*matthias takes preventative measures in case of an attack*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on September 22, 2009, 10:25:05 PM
*Kuwabara sits back, spawns a tub of popcorn, and waits the epic battle between Ben and Matt*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: xbolt on September 22, 2009, 11:53:21 PM
*Kuwabara sits back, spawns a tub of popcorn, and waits the epic battle between Ben and Matt*

When I first read that, I thought that the two guys (http://benandmatt.knixcountry.com/main.html) from the local country music station's morning show got involved here.

XD
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: cheetahben on September 22, 2009, 11:58:08 PM
*cheetahben hangs matthias from a tree, hands a baseball bat to a kid, and tells him xbolt is a piņata*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on September 23, 2009, 11:58:56 AM
*cheetahben hangs xbolt from a tree, hands a baseball bat to a kid, and tells him xbolt is a piņata*
FIXED

*matthias pulls out a remote-controled battle robot and proceeds to attack Ben with a vengence*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on September 23, 2009, 12:17:48 PM
Now the most important question lies: Has this robot achieved "kokoro"? (Heart, Mind, Spirit) XD (Vocaloid song reference)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: cheetahben on September 28, 2009, 03:07:39 PM
*cheetahben shoops the whoop on Kuwabara*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on September 30, 2009, 12:17:55 AM
*Kuwabara lives because his twin, Allen, substitutes for me in taking the shoop*

Kuwabara would later write/sing a Message of Regret and send it into the sea in a small glass bottle (More references! Muahahahahahahaha!).
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: cheetahben on October 02, 2009, 03:13:17 PM
*Kuwabara's bottle blows up* >:D >:D >:D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on October 02, 2009, 10:02:47 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (yoshi) (yoshi) (yoshi)

You do not blow up a bottle like that! Its like catching a love letter on fire! ;D

*Kuwabara unleashes nerd rage on Ben.....which consists of whapping him on with a plastic lightsaber*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Super Searcher on October 02, 2009, 10:08:32 PM
I destroy Kuwabara by putting a bomb in his computer! >:D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: cheetahben on October 07, 2009, 03:06:54 PM
*cheetahben feeds Super Searcher to the little beasties under the bed*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: linuxlove on October 09, 2009, 01:05:41 PM
/me zorchs everyone with the LAZ Device
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on October 09, 2009, 01:12:24 PM
*matthias ignores this attack from inside his shield*
*matthias summons the ARROW'd guy and commands him to attack linuxlove*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on October 10, 2009, 01:40:37 PM
Where did it start?
All memes started somewhere.

Like all the others....with The Slimeinator! ;D

I, however, do believe that the NerdWhale meme was created by TMOB.

Back on topic:

*cheetahben attacks ChexCommander with ninja stars*

Thou art incorrect. It was Batmanifestdestiny who created the Nerd Whale meme. TMOB has only been using it lately, since all the others were taken.

*Because of this incorrect answer, ChexCommander fires a flame-entwirled RPG at cheetahben*
old quote is old, but I must correct you.  'Tis not the "Nerd Whale," it's the "Fail Whale."  See?  It rhymes.

/me presses Ctrl+1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9 and sends several Zerg Hydralisks on Kuwabara.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on October 10, 2009, 05:09:09 PM
*Josh develops a taste for human flesh and eats bmd and every one else who posts in forum fight.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on October 10, 2009, 08:34:18 PM
/me developes a taste for..........Tofu.  He steals all the soybeans from the world.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on October 15, 2009, 12:10:02 AM
Where did it start?
All memes started somewhere.

Like all the others....with The Slimeinator! ;D

I, however, do believe that the NerdWhale meme was created by TMOB.

Back on topic:

*cheetahben attacks ChexCommander with ninja stars*

Thou art incorrect. It was Batmanifestdestiny who created the Nerd Whale meme. TMOB has only been using it lately, since all the others were taken.

*Because of this incorrect answer, ChexCommander fires a flame-entwirled RPG at cheetahben*
old quote is old, but I must correct you.  'Tis not the "Nerd Whale," it's the "Fail Whale."  See?  It rhymes.

/me presses Ctrl+1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9 and sends several Zerg Hydralisks on Kuwabara.

INCORRECT! Thou were in want of a meme, so thou carelessly said it to some new member! I don't forget these things, kid!

*Pulls out shotgun and blasts BMD*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on October 15, 2009, 10:04:48 AM
I'm sure I'm dead... What ever... *Smacks CC upside the head.* Umm... that's a pretty nice shot gun you have... I'd be careful with that If I was you... *Starts inching a way...*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Slimeinator on October 17, 2009, 06:11:15 PM
Where did it start?
All memes started somewhere.

Like all the others....with The Slimeinator! ;D

I, however, do believe that the NerdWhale meme was created by TMOB.

Back on topic:

*cheetahben attacks ChexCommander with ninja stars*

Thou art incorrect. It was Batmanifestdestiny who created the Nerd Whale meme. TMOB has only been using it lately, since all the others were taken.

*Because of this incorrect answer, ChexCommander fires a flame-entwirled RPG at cheetahben*
old quote is old, but I must correct you.  'Tis not the "Nerd Whale," it's the "Fail Whale."  See?  It rhymes.

/me presses Ctrl+1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9 and sends several Zerg Hydralisks on Kuwabara.

ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKE
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: cheetahben on October 28, 2009, 03:10:18 PM
*cheetahben calls a fat guy to sit on everyone in this thread*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on October 28, 2009, 04:58:20 PM
*fat guy bounces of Matthias's force field* :P
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Josh on October 28, 2009, 08:08:08 PM
*Josh borrows Richie's fat lady and tramples everyone in this thread.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on October 29, 2009, 09:45:17 AM
*Fat lady kills all on thread, including Josh*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Datra on October 29, 2009, 03:58:19 PM
*comes in after fat lady destroyed everything and left* dang. missed everyone by thaaat much.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on December 22, 2009, 08:38:23 PM
*knifes Datra from behind*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: 75 on December 22, 2009, 11:55:17 PM
*75 starts frying chicken

*fat lady comes in again with fat friend from CFA, lured by the smell of chicken cooking


*75 hands them fried chicken and runs


they use FAT LAZOR spell cards to defeat everyone near them who didn't bring them fried chicken.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: cheetahben on January 14, 2010, 04:09:39 PM
*cheetahben throws a stiletto at the fat lady, making a hole, and causing her to deflate and fly around the thread like a deflating balloon*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on January 14, 2010, 05:26:10 PM
*Matthias720 catches the deflated fat lady and gives her back to Richie*
*Richie takes her to see Avatar*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on January 14, 2010, 09:37:19 PM
*knifes Datra from behind*
FYI I'm A Spy
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on January 25, 2010, 02:15:53 PM
*Looks around; eats a burger.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on January 25, 2010, 02:36:10 PM
*Matthias720takes Replica's burger, and replaces it with a stale loaf of bread*
*He then proceeds to take a bite out of said burger*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: R.Mee Studios on January 25, 2010, 05:03:53 PM
*R.Mee Studios takes said burger, aims at matthias with a rocket launcher and prepares to take a bite*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on January 25, 2010, 05:13:58 PM
*Matthias720 takes back said burger after jamming R.Mee's rocket launcher with grape jelly*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on January 25, 2010, 07:59:13 PM
*Matthias720 takes back said burger after jamming R.Mee's rocket launcher with grape jelly*

Have you seen Spaceballs? With the jam scene? XD

*throws can of peanut butter at Replica's head*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: R.Mee Studios on January 25, 2010, 09:19:28 PM
*Matthias720 takes back said burger after jamming R.Mee's rocket launcher with grape jelly*

Have you seen Spaceballs? With the jam scene? XD

lol no I haven't. I've heard that movie's funny though
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on January 25, 2010, 09:49:10 PM
I haven't seen it either.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on January 25, 2010, 09:52:48 PM
*Matthias720takes Replica's burger, and replaces it with a stale loaf of bread*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :'(  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

*throws can of peanut butter at Replica's head*

How'd you know I am allergic? O_o

*Takes matthias' wallet to repay for the burger.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on January 26, 2010, 01:38:48 AM
*Uses Replica's avatar against him; Dr.House proceeds to beat him over with his cane*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on January 26, 2010, 02:02:56 AM
*Takes matthias' wallet to repay for the burger.*
*maces Replica for taking his wallet*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on January 26, 2010, 12:25:52 PM
*Smacks House, Kuwabara, and matthias with a walker.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on January 26, 2010, 12:30:15 PM
*Matthias720 pulls and AK-47 out from under his hat, and blows Replica away with a rat-a-tat-tat*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Kuwabara on January 26, 2010, 01:19:08 PM
*But Kuwabara came back with a machete...and proceeded to hack away at Matt*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on January 26, 2010, 03:04:45 PM
*throws can of peanut butter at Replica's head*

How'd you know I am allergic? O_o

Lucky guess. XD

THIS! Is the ultimate showdown! Of ultimate destiny!

*throws a rock at Kuwabara*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: R.Mee Studios on January 26, 2010, 04:22:21 PM
*R.Mee Studios catches rock before it hits Kuwa and then turns around and throws it at Kuwa again.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on January 26, 2010, 04:57:59 PM
*R.Mee Studios catches rock before it hits Kuwa and then turns around and throws it at Kuwa again.*

KILL STEALER!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: 75 on January 26, 2010, 11:10:47 PM
*Takes matthias' wallet to repay for the burger.*
*maces Replica for taking his wallet*

The old lady whom matt stole the mace from attacks him with her pointy umbrella

*while this is happening 75 appears and takes matt's wallet again and runs down an alleyway.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on January 27, 2010, 12:11:37 AM
*Takes matthias' wallet to repay for the burger.*
*maces Replica for taking his wallet*

The old lady whom matt stole the mace from attacks him with her pointy umbrella

*while this is happening 75 appears and takes matt's wallet again and runs down an alleyway.
*Matthias720 chases 75, and proceeds to fire his nunchuck-gun at him*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: cheetahben on January 27, 2010, 12:33:55 AM
*cheetahben grabs a backup disc of GLaDOS, which floods the thread with a deadly neurotoxin
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on March 15, 2010, 05:37:48 PM
*purges the room of the neurotoxin, then beheads everyone that let this thread die*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: R.Mee Studios on March 15, 2010, 05:40:09 PM
YOU MISSED ME! Zorches TMOB with a zorcher
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on March 15, 2010, 05:52:20 PM
MUSTARD ASSAULT!!!!  *buries the thread in Frenches Classic Yellow*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on March 15, 2010, 05:55:41 PM
*TheMasterOfBattle commends R.Mee Studios about surviving his clone an getting rid of a clone, but then sends a wave of hot boiling lava from the right, giant boulders from above, a tsunami from the left, icebergs from the front and the back*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: LAZ Trooper on March 16, 2010, 09:45:06 PM
*steps into the battlezone wearing his Genuine Leather Ginger Ale Holster Belt with Attached Spandex Leggings and Matching Kevlar Gloves*
I've arrived.
*sees icebergs and runs off in the direction of the WEST WING*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: cheetahben on March 17, 2010, 06:39:56 PM
*cheetahben whips out his weather-changing machine and turns the disasters into a nice, sunny day*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on September 22, 2010, 02:10:23 PM
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f365/Malibu38368/holy_thread_resurrection_batman.jpg)

*Matthias720 blinds everyone as he resurrects this game*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on September 22, 2010, 05:27:58 PM
*Appears in the forum fight for the first time, and spawns in an underground chamber*


*Applauds the resurrection*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: MajorSlime on September 22, 2010, 06:29:34 PM
*Joins in on a previous unknown topic*

Whoah!

*Ducks as something flies overhead*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on September 22, 2010, 06:43:21 PM
*it hits noob1234*
OW! who threw that?
*Launches flaming boulder*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on September 22, 2010, 08:32:16 PM
A meteor smashes into the topic, decimating all participants.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on September 22, 2010, 09:09:42 PM
*Fortunately, I was still underground while this incident occured*

*Sets up a mangonel and shoots purple lampposts about*  >:D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on September 22, 2010, 09:16:42 PM
This topic....


*Slaps Matthias upside the head for the bump.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on September 22, 2010, 09:19:50 PM
*slaps Replica with a fish*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on September 22, 2010, 09:22:32 PM
*Does war Cry*

*Beats QuadrumpusGuy with my war drum sticks*

Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on September 22, 2010, 09:27:28 PM
*get's back up after being beaten by drumsticks and shoots chain lightning at Replica*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on September 22, 2010, 10:21:07 PM
*pulls out a previously unknown zorcher: the maximum zorcher*

IT'S ZORCHIN' TIME!

*fires indiscriminately*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on September 22, 2010, 10:47:07 PM
*Gets zapped by lightning, then by zorch!*

...

*Appears in the Flemiod world, hardy still alive from the lightning. Zorches self back by recalibrating my zorcher*

Smacks Matthias upside the head again.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: MajorSlime on September 23, 2010, 12:08:39 AM
*Throws Replica in a portable jail so he can perform no more upside slaps*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on September 23, 2010, 12:16:11 PM
FIRE IN THE HOLE!

BOOOOOOOOM!!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: MajorSlime on September 23, 2010, 06:36:11 PM
*crawls from hole, blackened, to throw one dynamite that hasn't blown up back*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on September 23, 2010, 08:13:59 PM
*Shoots crazy amounts of lightning until he flys into the air from the dynamite*

WARGHHERBLARBAHLARBELARBALERBALARBAHLER!!

*get's up*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on September 23, 2010, 09:32:10 PM
*Gets probation.*

*Smacks CM upside the head.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: MajorSlime on September 24, 2010, 12:34:38 AM
*returns Replica to jail*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on September 24, 2010, 12:26:34 PM
*destroys key to Replica's cell*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on September 24, 2010, 05:51:18 PM
*Hides back in the caverns - pulls out a minigun that shoots citrus fruits and loads it with limes, oranges, lemons, grapefruit, and also it takes pomegranates.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: MajorSlime on September 24, 2010, 07:14:31 PM
*is invulnerable to fruit, and jumps out in front of QuadGuy with a slimer*

Hah!

Sploch!

*slimes QuadGuy*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on September 24, 2010, 07:37:59 PM
 :o *is covered in slime - uses a bootspoon to pry it off*

*Summons a Lorenado* that spins towards Replica and CM*

*Lorenado is a tornado of papers - watch out for paper cuts!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on September 24, 2010, 07:44:21 PM
*Paper breaks jail*

Jumps out kicks Quadrumpus in the gut.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: MajorSlime on September 24, 2010, 11:27:15 PM
*runs off while QuadGuy and Replica are duking it out to the death*

*camps by spawn point*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on September 25, 2010, 10:22:27 AM
*holds gut for a while - recovers after some time*

*goes behind CM quietly and lures him away by throwing a whaleware cd rom (which has a durability of over 9000) across the area*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on September 25, 2010, 12:53:43 PM
*summons a pack of raptors*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: MajorSlime on September 25, 2010, 09:55:06 PM
*realizes the CD-ROM is a trick and turns on QuadGuy while fending off the raptors with bare fists*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: LAZ Trooper on September 25, 2010, 11:35:44 PM
*drives up in a semi truck*
Looks like we've got a fight on our hands...
*grabs some high-voltage power cables and hooks them into sockets on the side of the trailer*
We need some tunes...
*fires up the dozens of speakers filling the trailer, causing huge sound waves that knock everybody to the ground*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Pikazec2012 on September 26, 2010, 12:22:41 AM
*runs up turns speakers to Never Give You up. sneeks back off into mist and continues to not care.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: MajorSlime on September 26, 2010, 12:55:25 AM
*grabs out lock-on propulsor (ooh, awesome mod idea! I call!) and shoots the truck, which then disappears*

...

*proceeds to tackle and pummel LAZ Trooper for bringing the tunes*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on September 26, 2010, 11:53:05 AM
*uses ninja skills to change music to Trololo and run away*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on September 26, 2010, 11:59:15 AM
*Is immune to all forms of [Insert Word Here]-rolling - place over 9000 megaphones in a stack and flips them all on while they are in front of the speakers, then turns the music into G Major form*

*Proceeds shooting chain lightning which bounces off of everything*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on September 26, 2010, 12:23:01 PM
*gets hit by lightning and gains electricity powers*

*zaps QGuy*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on September 28, 2010, 08:49:44 PM
*walks in*
*knocks down megaphones and speakers*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: MajorSlime on September 28, 2010, 10:21:32 PM
*plants zorch nuke and runs*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on September 29, 2010, 11:26:24 AM
*disarms zorch nuke; upgrades it to cobalt zorch nuke; restarts countdown*

EDIT: *realizes he shouldn't be standing around and runs away*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on September 29, 2010, 02:40:14 PM
*Trips Matthias and tries him to the nuke.* *Sucker!* *Wait... I think I'm forgetting something important.* *Nah, has tea next to nuke...*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on September 29, 2010, 03:11:04 PM
*crawls away on hands and knees*

Sucker! *snickers*

*pushes remote detonation switch*

BOOOOOM!!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on September 29, 2010, 05:34:48 PM
*Hires the Glitch Gremlin to glitch up the fight*

Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on October 01, 2010, 01:24:53 AM
*Turns into radioactive vapor*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: MajorSlime on October 01, 2010, 02:57:28 AM
*spawns a radioactive vapor shield, and another zorch nuke*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on October 01, 2010, 12:22:13 PM
*Matthias is now a zorch zombie*

CHEEEEX!
(Did you expect me to say "brains" or something? XD)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: MajorSlime on October 01, 2010, 06:54:39 PM
YEESSS!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on October 01, 2010, 10:57:14 PM
*Summons Kinnikuman to fight*

*Takes out an Experimental MIRV and shoots mini nukes about*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on October 03, 2010, 12:15:54 AM
*throws exploding chex everywhere to confuse matthias*
*sets freeze bomb to 30 seconds*
*straps on jetpack and flies away*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on October 03, 2010, 11:33:40 AM
CHEEEEX!

*wanders aimlessly*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on October 03, 2010, 11:38:51 AM
*gives matthias a big bowl of chex mix*

hmm *Picks up freeze bomb, throws it in mid air and takes cover*

boom.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on October 03, 2010, 11:40:30 AM
CHEEE-*becomes an instant ice-sculpture*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on October 03, 2010, 05:57:20 PM
*comes back*
*takes off jetpack*
*lights it on fire*
*throws at QG*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on October 03, 2010, 06:33:46 PM
*Is running around on fire - rolls around to put out fire*

*after that, get's out a Helium-4 Superfluid cannon and launches liquid helium shots at Noob*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: MajorSlime on October 10, 2010, 07:38:29 PM
*Joins the fight with a nuze. Zorch nukes everyone.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on October 11, 2010, 08:17:29 PM
*grabs a flembomination*
*hypnotizes it*
*makes it go O_o*
...
*climbs into Teleporter w/ flembomination leading to battle*
*climbs on top of flembomination*
*makes it spin while shooting epic slimeballs*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on October 11, 2010, 08:31:51 PM
*Makes The Flembomination goes HERBELARBALERBAHLAR (Turtle Sound)*

*Turns into a giant turtle and starts cooking the flembomination with Jitterskull*

*waits for it to cook, then om nom noms at it*

...

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

The Flembomination is defeated.

Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on October 11, 2010, 08:34:27 PM
NOOOOO!!!
I choose you, Pikaware!!!
Pikaware, epic lightning!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on October 11, 2010, 08:42:46 PM
*The Jitterskull appears and attempts to cook Pikaware and Om nom nom at it*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on October 11, 2010, 08:46:02 PM
*Pikaware zapps jitterskull w/ OVAR 9000 volts*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on October 11, 2010, 08:53:33 PM
*The Jitterskull appears*

Oh gosh, those things are creepy.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on October 11, 2010, 09:02:13 PM
(http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac218/QuadrumpusGuy2/444e98d3eea2edc9fa32029248c6e66d4203445c_full.jpg)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on October 12, 2010, 12:10:10 AM
like ur avatar. :D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: MajorSlime on October 12, 2010, 08:32:40 PM
*throws concentrated zorch radiation at everyone using the NUZE*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on October 12, 2010, 11:53:25 PM
*summons a spy to sap sentries*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on October 13, 2010, 02:55:17 PM
*Matthias is slowly melting*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: MajorSlime on October 13, 2010, 06:40:12 PM
*Matthias is slowly melting*

into the slime dimension!

...

*Turns around and knocks spy out cold with a falcon punch*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on October 16, 2010, 12:56:12 AM
*pikaware suddenly able to use zorch*
*spins around zorching*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on October 17, 2010, 09:37:04 PM
...

Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on October 17, 2010, 09:38:57 PM
My trap card now makes that illegal!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on October 17, 2010, 09:43:08 PM
I have the power glove equipped though. Thus, the trap card is turned into a sanvich.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on October 17, 2010, 09:45:53 PM
*eats sandvich*
*suddenly gains lazor eyes*
I'mma firin' mah optic blasts!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on October 17, 2010, 09:57:00 PM
*Powers up a Jitterskull with lazuh abilities*

OM NOM NOM NOM DR. JITTERSKULL BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH42AAHAHHAAHHA
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Flurb on October 17, 2010, 09:58:26 PM
Flurb sneaks into the scene (undetected) and, as he finishes his last bite of chex cereal, throws a giant pokeball into the middle of the fight and captures everyone.
(http://lovingthetasmaniandevil.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/ash_pokeball2.jpg)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on October 17, 2010, 10:03:42 PM
*Uses pikaware to escape pokeball and throws it, electrically and zorchically charged, directly at Flurb's face*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on October 17, 2010, 10:05:59 PM
"Congratulations! You Have Captured Jitterskull!"

"Jitterskull's data will be added to the pokedex!"

Jitterskull

Skull Pokemon

200.2 lbs
6.0' ft

Data: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on October 17, 2010, 10:11:32 PM
how can it capture jitterskull, when i threw it at flurb?
oh well, i guess its because im that awesome
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on October 17, 2010, 10:14:58 PM
captures everyone.

Grr..! You may have captured my Jitterskull... but now you must face the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on October 17, 2010, 10:16:32 PM
LOLHUH?
*disappears to somewhere else from time paradox*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Flurb on October 17, 2010, 11:09:37 PM
captures everyone.

Grr..! You may have captured my Jitterskull... but now you must face the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future
Flurb sends out THE KING!
(http://i928.photobucket.com/albums/ad122/slashuur1234/king-harkinian-193951.jpg)
[THE KING brings down the HAMMER OF JUDGMENT upon the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future.]  :o
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on October 17, 2010, 11:56:58 PM
hmm... what is this place...
OH GOSH ITS THE WEST WING
*runs out of West wing screaming like a little girl*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: MajorSlime on October 18, 2010, 12:33:46 AM
*watches behind a crate as a horde of Purple Lamp Posts chases noob1234.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on October 18, 2010, 01:49:23 PM
CHEEEEX!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Flurb on October 18, 2010, 02:35:42 PM
Whaleware!  :whale
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
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Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on October 18, 2010, 11:43:34 PM
*summons stoner ninja heads that fly around and say stupid stuff and cause people to explode*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Flurb on October 19, 2010, 12:58:32 AM
(http://www.chexquest.org/gallery/95_18_10_10_1_21_18.jpeg)
The battle rages on. Who will claim victory in this awesome battle?
Find out on the next action packed episode of CHEX QUEST Z!!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: MajorSlime on October 19, 2010, 02:20:14 AM
Z-Bam!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on October 19, 2010, 01:45:19 PM
*Matthias once again roams the thread, destroying all that is before him*

CHEEEEEEX!!!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on October 19, 2010, 05:24:16 PM
*The Stoner Ninja heads attack the king and steal his dinner, then start flying around shooting frozen orbs*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Replica on October 19, 2010, 08:06:01 PM
*My radioactive dust looms in the air, poisoning everyone inhaling it.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on October 19, 2010, 09:35:39 PM
*Finds Ginger Ale*
Haha!
*Inhales*
*gasp*
"u know we should get a quick heil"
AAAAH!!!
"CHEEEX!"
the combination of radioactivity and stoner ninjas and the Chex Zombie is too much!!
*disappears elsewhere, AGAIN*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Flurb on October 20, 2010, 12:40:16 AM
*The Stoner Ninja heads attack the king and steal his dinner, then start flying around shooting frozen orbs*
2 AGAINST 1 ISN'T FAIR!!!

Flurb sends out Shoopdawhoopstoise to even the odds!
(http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj124/Pandagod1990/Blastoise_shoop_woop.jpg)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: MajorSlime on October 20, 2010, 02:25:27 AM
*Assembles an ACME purple lamppost gun, and starts shooting purple lamp posts at everyone*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on October 20, 2010, 07:32:26 PM
Hm... now where am I
back in the west wing?!?!? what is this? well, at least all the lampposts are gone
*picks up bottles of ginger ale that are lying on the ground, left there by hapless victims, and runs back into the thread*
*squirts ale at the lampposts*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on October 20, 2010, 09:39:25 PM
*teleports to the Underhalls in Doom2 and hides and summons Eyesores and reduces light in the map a lot*

*this music begins playing*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbWnqXJ7qys
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on October 21, 2010, 12:17:47 AM
I cant use ginger ale with all these demons around!
*pulls out rocket launcher* now were talkin!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Flurb on October 21, 2010, 03:29:51 PM
*Assembles an ACME purple lamppost gun, and starts shooting purple lamp posts at everyone*
(http://www.macrochan.org/images/R/B/RB55PJGLTZ7UXB3L5CN7LKEO436R7XFJ.jpeg)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on October 21, 2010, 07:13:02 PM
*Shoop Da Whoop Jitterskulls begin rushing about shooting lazuhs*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on October 22, 2010, 12:25:08 AM
*first, puts on some :whale armor*
*spins around shooting rockets everywhere*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on October 22, 2010, 01:26:56 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

*explodes*

:(
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Flurb on October 24, 2010, 02:21:45 PM
Flurb sends out JITTERSKULL?
What?
JITTERSKULL is evolving!
(http://media.steampowered.com/steamcommunity/public/images/avatars/44/444e98d3eea2edc9fa32029248c6e66d4203445c_full.jpg)
JITTERSKULL evolved into SWEETTOOTH!
(http://i696.photobucket.com/albums/vv322/IAmSilentAndIAmSilent/SweetToothFace.jpg)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on October 24, 2010, 02:53:50 PM
*Matthias respawns and attacks Flurb with a flaming mace-and-chain*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: MajorSlime on October 24, 2010, 07:18:53 PM
*Builds an ACME Giant Purple Lamp Post Boss that spawns other purple lamp posts*

...

*Runs like ----"
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on October 24, 2010, 10:40:24 PM
*Fuses Jitterskull and Pacman together to make a JitterPacSkull*

(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z166/Herkv/pacman_skull.jpg)

OM NOM NOM NOM WAKAWAKWAKWAKWA NOM NOM NOM
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: 75 on October 24, 2010, 11:34:28 PM
*my avatar shoots jitterpacskull with slime. His jaws are glued shut  :-X
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: MajorSlime on October 25, 2010, 02:30:00 AM
Dude, that is the perfect time to use that smiley.  XD
But my Purple-Lamp-Post-Boss is still on the large.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on October 25, 2010, 12:34:50 PM
Flaming mace-and-chain attack!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on October 26, 2010, 08:38:58 PM
*equips rocket launcher with exploding radioactive ginger ale shells*
*shoots them at Purple Lamppost Boss*
y'know, it'd be cool if we had a Doom TC where you fight purple lampposts with Ginger Ale weapons...
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Flurb on October 30, 2010, 06:20:19 PM
You didn't actually think I was gone... did you?  >:D
FIRES THE DICE LAZOR!
(http://i356.photobucket.com/albums/oo7/Flurb1/dicelazor-1-1.png)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on October 30, 2010, 06:30:28 PM
aaaahh! *fires rocket launcher at dice lazor*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Flurb on October 30, 2010, 06:32:40 PM
Oops. Wong pic. This on is >9000 times more powerful!!!!!!
(http://i356.photobucket.com/albums/oo7/Flurb1/mannycavsdicelazor.png)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on October 30, 2010, 06:35:27 PM
it's still not perfect. it has spellcheck underlines
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Flurb on October 30, 2010, 06:37:27 PM
I just found the finished one. I made this last year for Manny.
(http://i356.photobucket.com/albums/oo7/Flurb1/mannycavsdicelazor-3-1.png)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on October 30, 2010, 06:41:00 PM
*shoots new image with rocketlauncher*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Flurb on October 30, 2010, 06:51:54 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on October 31, 2010, 12:25:30 PM
*Matthias plays the 9 of spades in attack mode*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on October 31, 2010, 12:36:28 PM
*shoots the 9 of spades with rocket launcher*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on October 31, 2010, 01:09:27 PM
*Matthias loses his mini zorcher and a dozen donuts*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on October 31, 2010, 01:24:13 PM
*eats donuts*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on October 31, 2010, 01:27:03 PM
*Gets in a Titan Mech from All Out War 2 and begins shooting mini nukes and plasma cannon shots.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on October 31, 2010, 02:38:44 PM
*hides behind crate and puts on :whale armor*
*throws grenades at mech from behind crate*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: MajorSlime on December 24, 2010, 02:40:29 AM
*bump*

*comes in with a matter splicer and rips apart the mech, all weapons, and noob's :whale armor*

 :whale
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: QuadrumpusGuy on December 24, 2010, 04:58:54 PM
*shoots a cyberdemon rocket which shoots out cyberdemons which shoot out cyberdemons that shoot out rocket cows*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ChexCommander on January 02, 2011, 12:09:24 AM
*punches CM in the face and leaves*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: MajorSlime on January 02, 2011, 12:17:21 AM
stupid fists...
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on January 03, 2011, 01:52:25 AM
fine. *gets in tank*
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on January 03, 2011, 07:03:05 PM
Death-by-chocolate-cake attack!!!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on January 04, 2011, 09:22:00 PM
*eats cake*
but it's a lie!! it's a bomb!!! tick... tick... tick... BOOM.
AUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
*repairs guts with :whale glue*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: MidnightTH on February 21, 2011, 01:21:51 PM
Bump.


Makes This dude: (http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100601215216/megaman/images/thumb/0/01/X6_zeropose.jpg/305px-X6_zeropose.jpg) (http://megaman.wikia.com/index.php?title=Zero&image=X6_zeropose-jpg) Sing justin Beiber songs in Noob1234s ears Making them bleed.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on March 28, 2011, 06:07:28 PM
But fortunately, Noob had his trusty :whale earplugs in. That was just ketchup.
*Throws ketchup bottle at MidnightTH*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: King Harkinian on April 01, 2011, 06:10:36 PM
*Gets his Dinner Blaster and launches dinner across the floors of Hyrule*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on April 01, 2011, 06:18:25 PM
EATS DINNER!

oh, wait...
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: King Harkinian on April 01, 2011, 06:20:59 PM
After you've scrubbed all the floors in Chex City then we can talk about dinner.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on April 01, 2011, 06:22:47 PM
yes master.
*scrubs floors*

oh, wait...
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: MidnightTH on April 09, 2011, 02:20:29 PM
I use my Trusty  :whale mech on Noob1234!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on April 11, 2011, 05:06:23 PM
Pikaware! I choose you!
Pikaware uses :whale shock!
IT'S UBER EFFECTIVE!!
but, being a :whale mech, it only takes 1 damage. darn...
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Zer0 on April 22, 2011, 11:28:26 AM
I set up a  :whale Timebomb! Its about to explode in -9001 Seconds!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on April 23, 2011, 10:03:23 PM
wait, look at Zer0's avatar...
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
yes. Now that I have discovered this truth, Pikaware evolves into Raiware! He uses :whale shock to obliterate the time bomb! This also injures Zer0 and MidnightTH! (and does 5 damage to the :whale mech)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: MidnightTH on May 15, 2011, 03:37:59 PM
THIS CANT BE!

My  :whale mech Summons a Black hole.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Anonymous (ChexGuy331) on June 12, 2011, 12:48:18 AM
/me revives the thread while simultaneously blasting the next poster in the face.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: MajorSlime on June 12, 2011, 03:35:13 AM
* Slips down adamantine visor

Okay, who's ready for a fight?!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on June 12, 2011, 12:56:22 PM
*Matthias720 activates his (http://dan.timpeterson.org/pictures/whaleware/...ware.png) power*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: MajorSlime on June 12, 2011, 02:09:00 PM
XD

* Blasts the (http://dan.timpeterson.org/pictures/whaleware/...ware.png) with an uber-charged lazer gun.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on June 12, 2011, 02:55:07 PM
*Matthias720 activates his (http://dan.timpeterson.org/pictures/whaleware/...ware.png) power again*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: ZeldaGamer00 on June 14, 2011, 04:58:56 AM
*Punts the (http://dan.timpeterson.org/pictures/whaleware/...ware.png) out a nearby window*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: matthias720 on June 14, 2011, 09:12:28 AM
OW! *ducks for cover*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: MidnightTH on June 24, 2011, 01:21:17 PM
OFF TOPIC: Reminds me of Kill the person above you brutally on Cutstuff.

I falcon punch Matthias720
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on October 16, 2011, 10:32:56 PM
I choose... Kirby!
*sucks up falcon punch*
taco... PUNCH!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: chexquestisawful on August 06, 2012, 08:59:26 AM
I summon a Cyndaquil to blast you with lava quills untill everyone dies.

I WIN THE INTERNET!!!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: DeathsDisciple47 on August 06, 2012, 08:02:35 PM
I summon...
CHUCK NORRIS!
He is now commencing he almighty roundhouse kick.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on August 08, 2012, 08:13:54 PM
Huh... I don't even know where I was at this point. Whatever, I throw 9001 radioactive cream pies in everyone's face.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: chexquestisawful on August 15, 2012, 10:06:15 AM
I use my anti-ballistic pies to cancel out your radioactive pies!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on August 15, 2012, 07:42:39 PM
GIANT EXPLOSION

I put the resulting goop in a jar and compress it to 9001 psi. I shoot the compressed liquid through you.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: chexquestisawful on August 16, 2012, 08:10:53 PM
Well, if it goes through me, it really didn't damage me, now did it?

Phht! :p
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on August 22, 2012, 07:53:24 PM
"Through you" as in, "Made a hole through your heart."
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: chexquestisawful on September 22, 2012, 10:48:33 AM
fine. I'm dead.

*you died. you have 3 lives left.*

MWAHAHA! I act nice to you and give you cake so you will like me, but the cake is a lie, and I shoot you. in the head. with a bazooka.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on September 23, 2012, 12:33:16 AM
*2 Lives*
hm... What if I shot a portal under your feet and then one in the ceiling and built an indestructible tube between the two and put a grenade in there before building the tube?
*does precisely that*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: chexquestisawful on September 29, 2012, 11:30:00 AM
I shoot a portal through the tube, launching me high into the air, where I proceed to land on your head and kill you from the sheer pressure put on your spine.

*noob1234 has 1 life left*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on November 14, 2012, 02:30:57 AM
*saves*
*shoots cqia with flem missiles*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: chexquestisawful on November 29, 2012, 07:53:19 PM
*shoots the flem missiles with zorch launcher missiles, then uses the liquid zorcher to utterly destroy you*

*gets banned for using long *quotes**
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Nomekop on January 19, 2013, 01:11:36 PM
Meanwhile, in space, I am charging up my Orbital Zorch Cannon. It will take 5 turns to complete charging. However, due to the method of charging, there is a zorch field around the Cannon. Have fun!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: MajorSlime on January 19, 2013, 05:58:53 PM
*laughs that Nomekop would forget such a thing as purple zorch* ^_^


*sets up a zorch field around the planet so that any Orbital Shot would teleport to behind Nomekop's Cannon*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Nomekop on January 25, 2013, 11:25:20 AM
You do realize that would result in an infinite loop, due to it absorbing zorch energy from the fabric of spacetime itself, along with what ever zorch energy is fired at it... even when its firing.
LOGIC.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Nomekop on May 24, 2013, 08:16:51 PM
Anyway, a few months later it finally fires.

A huge vortex rips open in the fabric of space time, as the shot continues to fire endlessly. First, the moon gets sucked in... the planet begins to be pulled torwards the vortex.

"What have you done!"
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on April 23, 2014, 01:01:48 PM
Then the universe and the properties of time and space are completely erased.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Drwalrustein on January 04, 2015, 06:01:42 PM
Then the universe restarts ready for another forum fight.
So it begins......
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 04, 2015, 06:16:26 PM
*Takes a knife, uses it to cut my apple up, then uses it to chop up Dr. Walrustein's clothes so he's only in underwear*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Drwalrustein on January 04, 2015, 10:08:47 PM
Uses a blackhole gun to suck AwesomeDude249 then his home blew up.
also walruses don't wear clothes.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 06, 2015, 04:47:37 AM
Climbs out of the black hole (the rules of the universe do not apply for me;D)and takes Drwalrustein's black hole gun to suck him up. I then use microbots to rebuild my house in 5 seconds.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Doctor on January 06, 2015, 05:33:10 AM
Bribes Chuck Norris with bacon to roundhouse kick everyone else in the face.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Drwalrustein on January 06, 2015, 05:56:13 PM
The Docter gets killed by The Docter gets out of his Tardis and dies of hunger.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 06, 2015, 07:13:15 PM
Drwalrustein dies of disentary.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on January 06, 2015, 09:45:15 PM
Awesomedude dies of the flu.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 07, 2015, 04:00:40 AM
I do not die because the rules of the universe still do not apply to me.  ;D
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Drwalrustein on January 07, 2015, 06:36:52 PM
I rewrite the rules of the universe to kill Awesomedude249
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 07, 2015, 10:46:23 PM
You get arrested by the universe police for breaking rule #15894090684 in the book of state laws.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Drwalrustein on January 07, 2015, 10:48:52 PM
Then I rewrite the rules of the universe again to disappear the police and threw really bad wads of DooM to Awesomedude249 to experience the horror
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 07, 2015, 10:54:00 PM
I use the power of AJGUJBGJHHOIJYDGFGIOHUJFGIUT906T8UP9RTG9ER8T0UTG89WR8TGTGRHDYHY98HGTUJ89RTDSUG89TUD89GU89DRUG89DFYUG98DUYG890DFUG89DFUG890UREG809UJRTGUFJ9S08GUF8D9UYG9SFUYH8E9YGU89VDSHFV89SHDTIE89UTG9UJIKDJHIODWUEG8E9 to kill you (now you have 50 lives left.)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Doctor on January 07, 2015, 10:55:56 PM
I rewrite the rules of the universe so that all rules apply to Awesomedude249, and so that the universe police are forbidden from arresting me, then I hide the rules of the universe in the cookie from Steal the Cookie 2 so that they are now impossible to rewrite without destroying the cookie and therefore breaking the forum rules. Then I punch Awesomedude in the face.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 07, 2015, 10:56:57 PM
I go back in time and make you die of disentary.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Doctor on January 07, 2015, 10:58:23 PM
I poison Awesomedude.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 07, 2015, 11:00:18 PM
But you can't do that because you are already dead from disentary.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Doctor on January 07, 2015, 11:02:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfr64zoBTAQ

Everyone goes mad and commits suicide.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 07, 2015, 11:08:04 PM
Oh my gosh! That's such a weird story!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: darkstone on January 08, 2015, 08:18:31 AM
Oh, we get to fight each other?
]notarget
notarget ON
]summon FlemoidusCommonusV3
(repeats that last command 1023 times)
You now have 1024 Flemoidus Commonus after you all.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on January 08, 2015, 05:59:08 PM
]Give liquidzorcher
]sv_infiniteammo on
]sv_fastweapons 2

*proceeds to zorch the commoni as fast as possible*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 10, 2015, 04:47:14 AM
Never gonna give a crap...
Never gonna set you down...
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Doctor on January 11, 2015, 02:13:14 AM
Throws peanut butter at Awesomedude. Now you drowned!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on January 11, 2015, 07:53:43 PM
*eats peanut butter because peanut butter is amazing*
*Eats The Doctor*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 11, 2015, 11:56:01 PM
*eats noob1234* Tasty! I'm getting sort of a...Cheesy Bacon-ish flavor in my mouth.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on January 12, 2015, 02:50:11 AM
How'd you know?? xD
*Breaks out of Awesomedude's stomach, rendering him dead*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 12, 2015, 10:35:52 PM
I go back in time and put duct tape, chairs, graffine, metal, steel, wood, god, my face, and more duct tape in front of my stomach, to prevent you from getting out.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Doctor on January 13, 2015, 09:10:15 PM
Solution: Hydrofluoric acid.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Drwalrustein on January 14, 2015, 12:01:44 AM
I nuke the Docters Tardis destroying space and time rendering everybody dead except for me.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 14, 2015, 02:12:03 AM
I kill doctorwalrustein for no reason other than YOU SUCK!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Doctor on January 14, 2015, 03:41:13 PM
*Chucks ninja stars at both of your throats.*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on January 14, 2015, 05:18:58 PM
Um... Seeing as I've broken out of the stomach again with the acid...
Uh...
*PUNCH TO THE FACE*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: The Doctor on January 14, 2015, 06:23:27 PM
That wasn't very nice! I'm putting you inside the cookie so you can't get out! Then punching you in the face!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 15, 2015, 12:14:14 AM
I use HAXOR.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on January 16, 2015, 02:07:40 AM
I use ANTIVIRUS.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 16, 2015, 03:12:51 PM
I use CHEEZBURGER.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on January 16, 2015, 11:01:56 PM
*Eats cheezburger*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 18, 2015, 12:19:11 AM
Films you eating cheezburger and posts it to vine.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on January 19, 2015, 12:18:00 PM
Gets vine famous.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Drwalrustein on January 19, 2015, 01:46:16 PM
Vine gets bought by google and buys noob1234 and dissolves him
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 19, 2015, 09:18:08 PM
Then some random Google worker protests against walruses so Drwalrustein gets dissolved as well.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on January 20, 2015, 02:01:26 AM
Dissolved?! Like... Like... in ACID??
Um...
I guess I get reincarnated and lock Awesomedude inside a safe and drop it off a building?
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 20, 2015, 08:33:45 PM
I go into Bill Gates' house and steal money from him while he is sleeping so that I can use it to pay for my $10,000 medical bills.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on October 10, 2015, 12:20:28 AM
*blasts Awesomedude with a laser*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on October 10, 2015, 09:20:04 PM
*This text is very hard to read. Also, you are dissolved too for blasting the almighty CQ King, as the laser rebounded off of me and killed both you and him.*


hehe, can you read this?
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on October 10, 2015, 09:57:39 PM
Hey! *sends Awesomedude through a  :whale portal sending him back to the past as I can never die*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on July 12, 2016, 12:24:11 PM
Body slams WVL, forcing him deep within the Earth.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Gustavo6046 on July 15, 2016, 10:49:43 PM
tries to escape peacefully, but fails, so well, there we go... :/
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Nomekop on July 18, 2016, 11:18:24 AM
I stick a golden spear in the ground handle first, and take cover under the golden energy field it generates.

Something is falling from the sky.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on July 18, 2016, 11:32:04 AM
Then I throw a large fishing net over everybody, and grab a shovel.

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Nomekop on July 18, 2016, 12:06:00 PM
The payload detonates, turning the battlefield into the center of a star. It lasts for a couple of moments, before the blistering inferno is absorbed by the energy field, before shooting it out as a pulse of plasma outwards.

The field remains, the portion of ground that the spear was shoved into now a small island in the middle of a deep crater, scorched to the bedrock.

Large cracks deep into the crust extend away from the crater.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on July 18, 2016, 09:39:04 PM
Perfect weather for putting Nomekop into a headlock and throwing him off a bridge.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Nomekop on July 19, 2016, 09:46:01 AM
You try to get through the field, but it seems to bounce you off of it.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: darkstone on July 19, 2016, 11:13:10 AM
I sit down on the sidelines with 3 bags of Chex Mix, one of them homemade. This should be good! I type davidbrus so nobody can get me and lean back to watch.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on July 19, 2016, 02:00:47 PM
I take your watch and set it to Newfoundland time.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on January 07, 2017, 01:16:34 PM
I blast you with a x99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 ultra laser. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on January 21, 2017, 02:08:45 PM
I apply sunscreen.

Then I insert slugs under your toenails.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 21, 2017, 02:23:16 PM
Then I remove the slugs from under my toenails. I then shoot you with a nerf gun, with a dart so powerful it makes you fall to the ground. However, I did it at the exact coordinates and with the exact timing, so you fall onto a wooden floor and your feet scrape against it, giving you tons of little splinters under your toenails.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on January 21, 2017, 05:07:33 PM
It's Minecraft! */kill Awesomedude249* */tell Awesomedude249 Get lasered* *blasts laser*
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on January 22, 2017, 03:08:20 AM
I hold you down on the ground and force you to smell my armpits. Then while you are still retching and can't see from your watering eyes, I slap you across the head with a fish.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on January 22, 2017, 03:14:07 AM
Get lazered (blasts laser)  :whale :whale :whale :whale :whale :whale :whale :whale :whale :whale :whale :whale :whale :whale :whale :whale :whale :whale :whale :whale :whale :whale
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: noob1234 on February 04, 2017, 09:04:25 AM
Nice. I have a red dot on my arm now.
Lame laser, dude.

In the meantime I'm gonna throw these spoons at you.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on April 08, 2017, 03:28:26 PM
The spoons bounnce off my manly chest, right before I put a headlock on you.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on May 24, 2017, 05:28:41 PM
I am the one, don't weigh a ton. Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street...
In the meantime I willtoss slime at you.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on May 24, 2017, 06:45:11 PM
<<me ducks>>
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on May 24, 2017, 06:59:53 PM
<<me geese>>
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on May 24, 2017, 10:13:47 PM
<<me swans>>
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on May 25, 2017, 12:14:50 AM
<<me throws slime>>
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on May 25, 2017, 01:52:29 PM
<<me dodges slime>>
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on May 25, 2017, 03:12:11 PM
I slowly arm the bomb.
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on May 25, 2017, 08:49:57 PM
I put up a  :whale mirror and the bomb hits you instead
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on June 13, 2017, 06:42:27 PM
I belch in your general direction.

BURP!
Title: Pierced.
Post by: Gustavo6046 on July 02, 2017, 02:13:19 PM
I pierce you.
(https://i.imgur.com/b3g9NnL.png)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on July 04, 2017, 04:22:59 PM
I get a nipple ring.

Then I pull lyour upper lip up over your nose and slap your bare belly several times before you can recover.

That's going to be red for a little while.

Title: Get BFG9000'd
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on July 26, 2017, 06:33:51 PM
lolololol

(http://www.thealexandrian.net/images/20150312.jpg)
Title: Re: Forum Fight!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on July 27, 2017, 09:08:52 PM
I crumple up your drawing of a BFG  and throw it at you.