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Title: The Oregon Trail: Forum edition?!!?!?!? #2
Post by: Awesomedude249 on August 03, 2014, 03:35:36 PM
This is The Oregon Trail: Forum edition: Number 2!!!!

This is because allen said "You can make a sequel sometime if you wish".

So,
Let us begin.

Okay, we start out with $3000.
 
And the prices are:

Pork: 5 cents a pound
Steak: $1 a pound
Oxen: $25
Cow: $50
Rifle: $10
Pistol: $1
Small wagon, can hold two oxens and 500 pounds: $50
Large wagon, can hold 4 oxens and 1000 pounds: $500
X-Large wagon, can hold 10 cows, 7 oxens, and 3000 pounds: $1500
EDIT: forgot to add, we also can buy a shotgun for $20 (http://i.imgur.com/DeFF8iT.jpg)

So,

What should we buy?
Title: Re: The Oregon Trail: Forum edition?!!?!?!? #2
Post by: Drwalrustein on June 29, 2015, 12:04:32 PM
We should buy cow, shotgun, and a small wagon.
Title: Re: The Oregon Trail: Forum edition?!!?!?!? #2
Post by: Boingo the Clown on August 03, 2015, 09:34:24 AM
Dang it!  I've died seven times from dysentery already!

I'll never get to California!
Title: Re: The Oregon Trail: Forum edition?!!?!?!? #2
Post by: Awesomedude249 on August 03, 2015, 11:25:06 AM
Okay. We now have $2880. What next?
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on August 03, 2015, 02:38:09 PM
I think we should hunt.
Title: Re: The Oregon Trail: Forum edition?!!?!?!? #2
Post by: Awesomedude249 on August 26, 2015, 01:44:53 PM
OK. We hunt. Bam. ;D
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Post by: DestroyedEDGE on October 08, 2015, 09:33:19 PM
Buy a rifle.
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on October 09, 2015, 04:38:19 PM
You kill 1 bufalo.
Your food is increased to 200.
You use 25 bullets.

Little Billy has a fever.
Title: Re: The Oregon Trail: Forum edition?!!?!?!? #2
Post by: Awesomedude249 on October 09, 2015, 11:00:00 PM
Jacksepticeye comes in and shouts "SCREW YOU, BILLY!"
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Post by: DestroyedEDGE on October 10, 2015, 12:18:41 AM
Mark has dysentry.
Little Billy is well again.
Sarah was bitten by a snake.
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on October 10, 2015, 08:22:44 AM
The snake dies.
Title: Re: The Oregon Trail: Forum edition?!!?!?!? #2
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on October 10, 2015, 11:17:20 AM
Jacksepticeye has the measles.
Mark is well again.
Darkness701 joined your party.
Title: Re: The Oregon Trail: Forum edition?!!?!?!? #2
Post by: Boingo the Clown on October 10, 2015, 12:04:28 PM
You reach Bended knee.

Do you want to

A) Spend $20 to take the ferry

or

B) caulk your wagon and float it across?

Title: Re: The Oregon Trail: Forum edition?!!?!?!? #2
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on October 10, 2015, 02:50:47 PM
Float the wagon.
Jacksepticeye died of the measles.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on October 10, 2015, 09:10:39 PM
Jacksepticeye resurrects because people from the planet Bossatronio are immortal.


(BTW, when you say Mark, are you referring to Boingo by his non-forum name?
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Post by: DestroyedEDGE on October 10, 2015, 10:04:14 PM
(BTW, when you say Mark, are you referring to Boingo by his non-forum name?
No.
Sarah is well again.
LOLIAMANIDIOT has joined your party.
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on October 11, 2015, 01:39:12 PM
You break 1 axle, and lose 2 oxen.

Food supply is 30 pounds.

Do you want to hunt?
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Post by: DestroyedEDGE on October 11, 2015, 08:29:18 PM
Yes.
LOLIAMANIDIOT died because he is an idiot.
Title: Re: The Oregon Trail: Forum edition?!!?!?!? #2
Post by: Awesomedude249 on October 12, 2015, 01:45:58 AM
MANYLANDBROSKINS joined your team. We have lots of cows, lots of oxen, and lots of food to let us live to a ripe old age individually. Except for MANYLANDBROSKINS. He dies of typhoid fever.
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Post by: DestroyedEDGE on November 01, 2015, 04:00:09 AM
Darkness701 levels up to Level 2.
ILoveOxen joined your party.
You reach White Fort.
Do you want to:
Shop.

Hunt.

Continue.
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on November 01, 2015, 11:03:41 AM
Shop

I need 1 axle, 4 oxen, and 200 pounds of food.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on November 02, 2015, 07:59:22 PM
After Boingo The Fatty buys his 200 pounds of food, ( ;D ) we continue. "I need to use the bathroom!" "Are we there yet?" "I need to buy candy at walmart!" "ARE WE FRICKIN THERE YET?!?!"
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Post by: DestroyedEDGE on December 05, 2015, 03:48:37 PM
You arrive at the general store.
Would you like to:
Shop

Continue

Title: Re: The Oregon Trail: Forum edition?!!?!?!? #2
Post by: Boingo the Clown on December 10, 2015, 02:22:16 PM
Continue.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on December 14, 2015, 02:24:32 PM
Jacksepticeye starts singing the Super Mario Bros. 3 continue music.
Title: Re: The Oregon Trail: Forum edition?!!?!?!? #2
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on December 15, 2015, 08:59:09 PM
Darkness701 glues Jacksepticeye's mouth shut.
Title: Re: The Oregon Trail: Forum edition?!!?!?!? #2
Post by: Awesomedude249 on December 16, 2015, 02:23:54 PM
Jacksepticeye shouts through closed lips, "MFMFM WUMFWMMMWMMWFMWFM"

Translation:

"THIS GLUE DOES NOT TASTE LEMON TWISTY TASTY FRESH!"
Title: Re: The Oregon Trail: Forum edition?!!?!?!? #2
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on December 16, 2015, 11:13:52 PM
After buying 1,000 pounds of food, Darkness701 shouts "FOOD FIGHT!".
Title: Re: The Oregon Trail: Forum edition?!!?!?!? #2
Post by: Awesomedude249 on December 17, 2015, 02:53:46 PM
Then JOHN CENA wins by RKO-ing a burger off of the cart.

Oh, by the way, JOHN CENA (du du du duuuuu) joined your team.
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Post by: darkstone on December 18, 2015, 10:14:30 PM
This is gonna be the Evil Oregon Trail game.

Now really, can we just go to Oregon or whatever?
Title: Re: The Oregon Trail: Forum edition?!!?!?!? #2
Post by: Awesomedude249 on December 19, 2015, 03:13:44 PM
To Gravity Falls, Oregon.
Title: Re: The Oregon Trail: Forum edition?!!?!?!? #2
Post by: darkstone on December 19, 2015, 08:34:44 PM
Then get going already.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on December 20, 2015, 12:52:21 PM
NO!

...well ok
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Post by: darkstone on December 20, 2015, 10:37:42 PM
In the dark of the night, a cloaked figure walks up to your wagon.
"Hello, strangers." she says. "I see you're going on a long trip. Can I come?"
She has her own dagger, and a cloak that keeps her from both frostbite and heatstroke (due to being black on the outside and white on the inside, reversable, the black soaks up any light there is and she's kept warm but in the day she reverses it and the white reflects more light).