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Title: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on September 24, 2014, 11:50:12 AM
Welcome to the second Steal the Cookie thread.

The rules of this thread are simple.

1.) There is a cookie. The cookie is the most delicious cookie in the world.

2.) You must steal the cookie from its current hiding place using your cleverness and wit.

3.) Once you have the cookie, you must then hide the cookie in a new location for the next poster to steal.

4.) The cookie is indestructable.

5.) You can NOT eat the cookie!

You must hide it.


Let us begin:

I travel to London and visit Drury Lane. There I meet the Muffin Man, a renouned baker.  Although his specialty is muffins, he agrees to bake me a cookie. After weeks of experimentation, he succeeds in baking the most delicious cookie in the world!

Knowing there are thieves around, I lock the cookie in a safe in my bedroom and place a guard dog out front.

I hope nobody tries to steal the cookie.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on September 24, 2014, 04:24:01 PM
I take a knife, stab the guard dog, and place it in 7869.wad and blame Daniel for putting more dead dogs in.
Then I pry open the safe with a crowbar. Then I give the cookie to captain caps lock Where He Puts It In An Unpryable, Uncrackable, Safe.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on September 24, 2014, 05:03:45 PM
I buy a 6 inch bimetalic hole saw (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00005LEZY/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_dp_ss_3?pf_rd_p=1535523702&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-1&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=B0002YQSKA&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=01TKH3AH8KHDFZH7SNNH) from the hardware store, drill a hole in the safe, and take the cookie.

Then I sneak next door and hide the cookie under my neighbour's doormat.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on September 24, 2014, 06:21:26 PM
I go get it from under the doormat, and hide it on planet Venus, which is almost 950 degrees fahrenheit. Now you will burn to death if you try to get the cookie!
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: The Doctor on January 06, 2015, 05:18:00 AM
I don a spacesuit and get a corrosive-proof ship, then I fly and catch the cookie. I then break down the cookie atom by atom, and cool it to 1 Nanokelvin degree where the particles begin to act more like a wave, and nobody can distinguish the cookie from the rest of the universe, so it is therefore impossible to find.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 06, 2015, 05:27:05 AM
I combine ingredients :whale + :lolwut + ;D to make ultra-see-anything goggles. I grab the cookie and go into Mortal Kombat II, where I get scorpion to heat the cookie back to room temperature. I then, still in MKII, hide the cookie at the top of the spikes in the Kombat Tomb.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: The Doctor on January 06, 2015, 05:29:58 AM
Since your flawed logic is so massive, I use its gravitational field to attract the cookie towards me, where I then put it in a chamber made of really bad smelling cheese.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Drwalrustein on January 06, 2015, 05:57:50 PM
I put on a gas mask and go into the chamber to get the cookie and hide it in the end of space
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 06, 2015, 07:14:00 PM
I use chuck norris.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: noob1234 on January 06, 2015, 09:47:07 PM
I bribe chuck norris with a cheeseburger to give me the cookie. I promise him a lifetime supply of whatever food he wants in exchange for guarding it.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Drwalrustein on January 06, 2015, 10:25:50 PM
Doge destroyed Chuck Norris
(http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh253/jimifunguzz/doge-so-gif.gif)
Doge is god
Wowwowwowwowowowwow
Doge wants to eat the cookie and he died because of chocolate
The cookie is in cookie clicker with 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
cookies can you find it.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 07, 2015, 04:06:23 AM
I can has cheezburger, so I then grab the cookie, and hide it in the DELISHUS DOGEBURGER with a pickle.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on January 07, 2015, 02:59:14 PM
I hold the cheese and the pickle, revealing the cookie.

I then hide the cookie amongst the trillions of ice chunks in Saturn's rings.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 07, 2015, 06:14:23 PM
I get the nsa to use their computers to search through metadata to get the cookie. I get the cookie, and give it to ZORAD THE DISTRUCTOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Drwalrustein on January 07, 2015, 06:32:57 PM
I ask Cthulu the destroyer to come out and vaporize Zorad.
(http://blog.flametreepublishing.com/Portals/293166/images/cthulhu-414web.jpg)
I put the cookie with a clone that tastes bad.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on January 07, 2015, 10:11:45 PM
I eat the bad clone cookie ... then use mouthwash.

I then transform the cookie into a grain of sand. I mix it into more sand, and melt it all into glass!

I then use the glass to make thousands of Coke bottles, fill them with Pepsi (because I am mean that way), and send them to vending machines all around the world!


MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Drwalrustein on January 07, 2015, 10:14:16 PM
I go back in time knock you out take the cookie throw to cookie monster to guard it.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 07, 2015, 10:40:26 PM
I then tell cookie monster he has to go film a segment about how to not eat healthy, so he leaves, therefore, leaving the cookie unguarded. I then take the cookie and put it in with OVAR 9000 other cookies that look exactly the same, taste the same, have the same chocolate chip array, and are virtually indistinguishable from the original cookie.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Drwalrustein on January 07, 2015, 10:46:17 PM
I used the cookies ID and call his name he comes to me I put it in a space shuttle with astronauts and alien ufos circling it.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on January 07, 2015, 10:47:22 PM
I reprogram the OVAR 9000 to find the cookie for me.

With the cookie in hand I retreat deep into a cave hidden on a planet near the edges of space, so distant that even I do not know where it is.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Drwalrustein on January 07, 2015, 10:50:29 PM
I used the cookie tracker 10000000000000000 to find it and put 1,000,000,000,000,000 decoys of myself eating the cookie
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: The Doctor on January 07, 2015, 10:52:26 PM
Luckily, I implanted a tracking chip in the cookie when I had it, so I take the cookie, then cover it in millions of tiny red-hot needles.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 07, 2015, 10:52:32 PM
I steal the cookie, I use a cloning machine to clone the cookie, then I clone it thousands of times. I then eat all thousands of cookies except the original. I then put the cookie in The Pit (from Edgar Allen Poe story "The Pit and The Pendulum") And anyone who goes in gets Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on January 08, 2015, 03:21:22 PM
Luckily, I have read The Pit and the Pendulum and I know the walls of the torture room are metal with hinges at the corners, so I undo the hinge pins at one corner and open up the wall, gaining easy entry into the torture room. I am also aware that the rats in the pit are attracted to the spicy meat the inquisition leaves out for the prisoners (The protagonist of the story escaped from the pendulum by rubbing some of the meat on the ropes holding him down, and the rats chewed through the ropes.), so I place a pile of the spicy meat in one corner of the torture room, and when the rats come out of the pit to eat the meat, I safely repel down into the pit, retrieve the cookie, and climb back out.

Since the inquisition was defeated by the French at the end of the story, the building housing the torture room is now abandoned, and I am able to leave unopposed.  (I take a moment to take photos of all the demonic statues cast into the walls of the torture room before leaving, including the big one of Death on the ceiling, and post them on Facebook.)

I have the cookie digitized and place it deep inside the mainframe, protected by Tron.

(http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/t/tron.jpg)
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Drwalrustein on January 08, 2015, 05:58:05 PM
I hack into the mainframe take the cookie make cthulu the destroyer protect it.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: noob1234 on January 08, 2015, 06:03:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1KxzJNiGao

>:D
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on January 08, 2015, 07:51:42 PM
While noob1234 is laughing at the death of Cthulu, I grab the cookie and spirit it away to Los Angeles.  I place it under the footprints of the greatest actor in history outside Grauman's Chinese Theater.  I won't say which actor that is, and the rest of the footprints are all booby trapped with high explosives!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVY1-v97Mic
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: The Doctor on January 09, 2015, 01:21:18 AM
I take the cookie from underneath Marlon Brando's footsteps (tossing a rock onto Denzel Washington's just to make sure) and coat it in wax, then put it in a hydroflouric acid bucket.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on January 09, 2015, 05:12:31 PM
I drink the hydrofluric acid (Mmmm! Tangy!) and force feed the wax encrusted cookie to a sperm whale.  Within days the cookie is at the centre of a growing ball of ambergris and old squid beaks, and, of course, a large angry whale.

BTW: Hunting whales is illegal.  ;)
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: noob1234 on January 09, 2015, 09:36:54 PM
BTW: Hunting whales is illegal.  ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyxLGSMtqtM

I bribe some people with experience with these things to come hunt the whale for me.
Then we extract the contents of its stomach, and since the cookie is indestructible, we incinerate the contents, leaving just the cookie.

I hide the cookie aboard a Borg vessel.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: darkstone on January 09, 2015, 11:19:46 PM
HAHAHA right up my alley.
I fly my starship to the Borg vessel and remotely take control of the cortical nodes of two drones (don't care if it would work in-canon or not), and direct them to find the cookie and teleport it to my ship. Then I hide it in the cargo bay using transporter suspension, like Janeway did with all her telepathic crew members to hide them from the Devore in that one Voyager episode.
See here, for the non-Trekkies:
http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Counterpoint_(episode) (http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Counterpoint_(episode))
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 10, 2015, 04:43:14 AM
I use Cheezburger again.
Then I hide the cookie in Chuck Norris's shirt, you will be roundhouse kicked if you try to get the cookie.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on January 10, 2015, 09:59:16 PM
I tell Chuck Norris there is a Republican fundraiser coming up.  When Chuck Norris changes his shirt for the first time in over a month, I snatch it from the laundry hamper.  (It is lucky the cookie is indestructable and can be washed off.)  After a week of picking the hairs out, the cookie is okay.

I disguise the cookie as a gumball and hide it in one of the many thousands of gumball machines in the "Johnny Lethbridge Gumball Museum"'s 53 acre compound in Westbrook Tennessee, being careful to steal all the nickels first.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Drwalrustein on January 10, 2015, 10:06:59 PM
I used a cookie magnet to attract the cookie and put it in a dumpster so disgusting no one would go.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on January 10, 2015, 10:36:28 PM
I use the cookie magnet to remove the cookie from the dumpster.  I then destroy the cookie magnet in a furnace so it can never be used again.

I encase the cookie in an 18 inch ball of silicon cardbide and place it at the centre of an operating nuclear reactor.  George W. Bush is confused, so I explain I meant "nuculer".
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: The Doctor on January 11, 2015, 02:26:27 AM
I hire a band of environment activists to dismantle the nuclear reactor (making sure they are properly suited for the job with radiation suits and all). From there I simply use a diamond cutter to cut into the orb, therefore leaving the cookie for me.

I then put it in the TARDIS, into which nobody can go without permission from The Doctor. Mwahaha! >:D
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 11, 2015, 11:59:58 PM
I kill the doctor 12 more times. I go into the TARDIS, travel to 1 second forward a mile away from The Dead Doctor, then I hide the cookie in with 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (1 tridecillion) other cookies that are virtually indistinguishable from the original, have the exact same name, ID, chocolate chip array, dough crumbliness, amount of butter, etc.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on January 16, 2015, 05:49:41 PM
I call upon Ceres, goddess of the harvest, who knows every grain of corn ever to grow.  She easily identifies the flour in the cookie and extracts the true cookie from the imposters.

I place a pellet of radioactive cobalt in the centre of the cookie, making it deadly for anyone to come withing 500 yards of it.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 16, 2015, 06:18:18 PM
I use a cobalt magnet to extract the cobalt from the cookie. I then pick up the cookie, and take out all the ingredients. Now you have to rebake the cookie!
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on January 16, 2015, 07:09:26 PM
Doesn't count.  Check the rules.  The cookie is indestructable.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 18, 2015, 12:20:22 AM
Fine. I destroy Boingo, then I cover the cookie in my saliva by putting it into my mouth and taking it out.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: darkstone on January 18, 2015, 11:25:55 AM
Ewww! I use a selective teleporter to teleport all your saliva off the cookie, and into a garbage can. Then I use that teleporter first to teleport the cookie to Niederschlettenbach, then to teleport you to Gervais, OR.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 18, 2015, 10:57:56 PM
I teleport to Niederschlettenbach, and grab the cookie where it is very open and obtainable. Then I hide the cookie in a sector full of the enemy type "Snotfolus".
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: noob1234 on January 19, 2015, 12:19:27 PM
I obtain a liquid zorcher with unlimited ammo. The cookie is... indestructable, but not unzorchable! Oh noes!
Well, technically, I touched it last, so it's mine. :P It's hidden somewhere in the flemoid dimension.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Drwalrustein on January 19, 2015, 01:50:41 PM
I then get all the DooM monsters to fight the flemoids in the dimension after an epic fight the monsters are victorious and destroyed the flemoid dimension. I get the cookie an put it in the Sun.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on January 19, 2015, 03:22:17 PM
I go to the beach and pick up the cookie.  After being in the sun, it is nice and dry, and has a wonderful tan.

I then put the cookie in Fort Knox.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 19, 2015, 09:17:02 PM
I teleport into Fort Knox, and I grab the cookie. Then, I put it in the cookie jar of Cookie Monster's house.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: noob1234 on January 20, 2015, 01:59:55 AM
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
I did. >:D
It's among Smaug's gold. And I stole all the black arrows too. :P
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 20, 2015, 08:35:15 PM
I don't believe in either of those things, making me able to pick it up and shove it in Noob1234' s mouth and make him swallow it.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on January 21, 2015, 02:36:29 AM
I save noob1234 from choking with the Heimlich maneuver and place the cookie in the middle of a burning coal field in Indiana.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 21, 2015, 08:34:04 PM
I teleport to the middle of the coal field and grab the cookie. Then I hide it inside the skin of another cookie, this skin is unpenetrable.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: noob1234 on January 24, 2015, 07:21:53 AM
A skin cookie? Eeeewww.
Well, I take the cookie and whatever's covering it. I still have possession of the cookie. :P
It's now rigged to set off a nuclear explosion if removed from its pedestal.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 24, 2015, 01:41:25 PM
I defuse the bomb.  >:D
Then I put the cookie in the Flemoid dimension. Now you will be slimed if you try to obtain the cookie!
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Drwalrustein on January 24, 2015, 10:36:28 PM
I destroy the flemoid dimension and put the cookie in the end of the world
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on January 25, 2015, 05:05:18 AM
Ouch.  That's nasty.

I hire a proctologist to remove the cookie from the end of the world.

I hide the cookie in the most vicious security mad place on the planet ... Disneyworld.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Drwalrustein on January 25, 2015, 04:12:07 PM
I sued Disney for having the cookie and I got and I became the richest Walrus in the world and I hid the cookie in the worst game ever ET atari.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on January 25, 2015, 04:56:40 PM
After falling into holes over and over and over and over and over, I finally get the cookie and escape to the high arctic where I hide the cookie in an ice cave surrounded by polar bears.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 25, 2015, 06:41:05 PM
I use a very sharp icicle to stab all the polar bears to death. Then I hide the cookie inside 1x1box.wad.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: noob1234 on January 25, 2015, 08:33:58 PM
I open the wad in SLADE and extract the cookie. It's in the recycle bin. Then I empty the recycle bin and do a drive wipe.

The cookie, however, is indestructible. So the drive is now the cookie. It's hidden in Fort Knox.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 26, 2015, 12:55:16 AM
I ask the guards if they want to play hide and seek, and they say yes. So then I ask them to count to 1000 and that gives me enough time to look for the cookie. I grab the cookie, jump out of the window, and knock the guards out so they don't see NOTHIN'! Then I hide the cookie inside a flemoid's body (Yuck!).
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on January 26, 2015, 03:42:24 PM
I zorch the flemoid away, then present the cookie to Shao Khan in exchange for ruling the Netherrealm.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 26, 2015, 10:11:22 PM
Then I beat Shao Kahn in MKII, and I steal the cookie from him. Then I hide the cookie in the audience in the back of Kahn's Arena from MKII
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on August 15, 2015, 01:20:12 PM
I defeat Scorpion.  While the audience claps, I sneak around and steal the cookie.

I then hide the cookie in a box.

Then I hide the box inside a box.

Then I hide that box inside a box of boxes.

Then I hide the box of boxes inside a box of boxes of boxes.

Then I hide the box of boxes of boxes inside a boxing ring.

Then I hide the boxing ring inside a ring of boxing rings

on Boxing day.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on August 15, 2015, 06:16:44 PM
I create a new cookie magnet and use it to attract the cookie. Then I enable noclip and hide the cookie in one of the hard to find secret walls in CQ's Storage Facility.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on August 15, 2015, 08:36:43 PM
I retrieve the cookie with DooMbuilder.

I spirit the cookie away to a wrinkle in time.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on August 15, 2015, 10:56:32 PM
I use the Cookie TARDIS to retrieve it, and simply hide the cookie inside a porta-potty so disgusting not even a cookie magnet wants to retrieve the cookie from it.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on August 16, 2015, 06:04:28 AM
I hire the Daleks to fetch the cookie. (Daleks have no noses) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do-wDPoC6GM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do-wDPoC6GM))

I then hide the cookie within the Ubercookie fortress guarded by the frightful monster of Zaz.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on August 16, 2015, 11:37:24 AM
I get the monster of Zaz's father to ground him for three million years for stealing a poor, innocent child's cookie.
I then proceed to repeatedly teleport the cookie to random locations with a teleporter that creates NO metadata or history so you can't discover the cookie's last location. HA!
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on August 16, 2015, 12:40:40 PM
I just happen to be  flying in a space ship equipped with Infinite Improbability Drive. Since finding the cookie when it repeatedly teleports to random locations with a teleporter that creates NO metadata or history so you can't discover the cookie's last location is incredibly improbable, it is guaranteed  to appear inside the ship.

I take the cookie to the planet of Kartheirion Snorfblaz, in the constellation Fennick, as seen from Gawron Festis II in late summer when the second sun is below the horizon, and place it on a special pedestal in full view of all, but invisible to those who want to steel it, and surround it with viscious razor jawed Galvernian ewe ewes.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Drwalrustein on August 16, 2015, 01:13:32 PM
I use cookie monster who can find any cookie in the universe. I hide cookie in a flaming jar.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on August 16, 2015, 04:42:44 PM
I smash the jar and dump water on the fire. Easy peasy.
I hide the cookie with Moe the bipedicus who will slime ANYONE who tries to retrieve the cookie at ANY cost.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on August 17, 2015, 01:04:49 AM
I easily defeat Moe the bipedicus with the only thing more slimey than a flemoid--a Republican presidential candidate.

I hide the cookie in a beautiful field of flowers.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on August 17, 2015, 02:08:06 AM
Pfft. Easy, I grab the cookie then put it in a plasma ball which will electricute you if you try to get the cookie. You also can't turn it off.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Replica on August 17, 2015, 02:51:14 AM
I use rubber gloves to pull the cookie out of the plasma ball without being electrocuted.

I hide the cookie in a hay stack, along with a needle.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on August 17, 2015, 11:08:37 AM
I wait for Tommy Chong to get the munchies, and promise him a bag of Doritos in exchange for the cookie.  I also hire a heroin addict to find the needle.  The haystack is reduced to ruins, and both are found quickly.

With cookie in hand, I sail to to distant Nordkapp in Finnmark. There, in the barrows of Gjesvær, I entomb the cookie with the fallen Æsir elders of ages past, surrounded by fierce Jötnar with stoney clubs and frost for breath and blood.  The Allfather looks down upon the cookie from Asgard and spake unto the giants of the northern barrows, "Guard well this cookie with all life within you, O wretched Jötnar, or thou shalt feel the fury and wrath of the Æsir, and Hel will feast on your bones!"

The giants tremble, and steel themselves for battle.

As a precaution, Odin sends Thor to guard the cookie as well.  Thor does not like the giants, but obeys the Alfather's will, and raises his mighty hammer to destroy any and all who dare approach the cookie, except me, because ... well ... it's my cookie.

 >:D
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on August 17, 2015, 01:59:23 PM
I bribe Chuck Norris with a Big Mac to retrieve the cookie for me. Then I put it inside the room of Impossible, where there is no way to get in, and you cannot smash the walls, destroy them, or otherwise access the room.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on August 17, 2015, 02:34:46 PM
Since I am looking for the cookie, but do not plan to use the cookie (to eat), I stand in front of the Mirror of Erised and suddenly discover the cookie in my pocket, along with some useless stone.

I tie the cookie to the grape vines of Tantalus, that move away from anyone who tries to take something from it.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on August 18, 2015, 05:26:04 PM
I cut the grape vines of Tantalus, and then grab the cookie from it. Then I place it using :lolwut as a guardian.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on August 24, 2015, 01:06:11 AM
I zorch the  :lolwut then place the cookie in an Adam Sandler movie.  Anyone trying to watch it will be instantly bored to death, or drop to the ground in agony from the pain of having to watch Adam Sandler.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on August 24, 2015, 02:36:27 PM
I go into Adobe After Effects and open the Adam Sandler movie. I then instantly see a video layer named "cookie." I then make it so the in point of the cookie is the start of time, and the out point is the end of time. Then I take the cookie and hide it with a bag of storebought cookies that taste the exact same as the original cookie.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Nomekop on August 24, 2015, 03:31:09 PM
Using my cookie detector, I make my way torwards the unguarded bag, before taking the entire bag and sending both it and myself as a pulse of light shooting off into deep space... and manage to make a stable orbit around a black hole, along the photon sphere. Nice.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on August 24, 2015, 11:40:23 PM
I use a cookie magnet to attract the cookie back to me. I then guard it with a bunch of tiny invincible cyberdemons, all programmed to destroy you. If you try to retrieve the cookie, you will be slowly and painfully combusted molecule by molecule if you try to get the cookie, and if you retrieve it and run away with it or do anything with it, they will just go on with the combustion, following you.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on August 26, 2015, 12:08:17 PM
I use a bunch of tiny invincible spiderdemons to defeat the tiny invincible cyberdemons.  While they are fighting, I take the cookie and hide it with the ghost of Bruce Lee.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on August 26, 2015, 12:58:14 PM
Since Bruce Lee is a ghost, and therefore cannot physically touch me, I simply take the cookie away from him and when he tries to kick me in the face, his foot just passes through my head.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: darkstone on August 26, 2015, 01:25:05 PM
You don't notice that I take the cookie from you.

(shrugs) Maybe you're nearsighted.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on August 26, 2015, 01:43:18 PM
I steal the cookie back from you, and then throw you into a cryrogenic freezing chamber. I then hide the cookie in a spot that I will not tell.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Nomekop on August 26, 2015, 06:21:36 PM
Using the cookie detector again... I beam it out of there with a transporter, before a transporter incident occurs which makes the cookie into two cookies... which are identical in every single way. fearing what may happen, I send one into the far past, and the other into the far future.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on August 26, 2015, 08:37:13 PM
I first go back in time and retrieve one, then I retrieve the other forward in time. I throw both cookies in an incinerator. The clone cookie is incinerated, leaving the other real cookie for me to simply grab. I then shrink it to the size of a particle, put that particle inside a dust bunny inside a random house, put that dust bunny in a box, put that box in a box of boxes, put that box in a box of boxes of boxes, then I realize this gimmick has already been done before, so I put the box of boxes of boxes inside the same incinerator I used earlier to retrieve the original cookie, and then anybody who comes to the incinerator will instantly die.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on August 26, 2015, 08:59:21 PM
As the boxes burn away, you realize they are empty ... because I have already taken the cookie!

Using arcane knowledge, I use the cookie as part of a gigantic cookie golem, which rampages the countryside in search of milk.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Nomekop on August 26, 2015, 11:24:55 PM
I beam the second cookie out of the incinerator, as it is /exactly/ the same as the other cookie, which includes the indestructible part.

Then I send that cookie to fight the cookie golem with another golem, exactly the same. This will be fun...
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: darkstone on August 31, 2015, 06:48:06 PM
Ha! I take the cookie right out of Boingo's cookie golem, since I don't believe in magic and am impervious to it (and you forgot to override setDead() in EntityCookieGolem) and hide it in :lolwut.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on August 31, 2015, 07:07:47 PM
I kill  :lolwut, take the cookie and hide it in the crevasses of a really smelly old sofa.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: darkstone on September 01, 2015, 07:51:43 PM
I use lemon and orange oil on the sofa.
The cookie now smells like citrus, so I hide it in a citrus field, where you cannot distinguish it by smell.

I'm eating a lemon.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on September 01, 2015, 08:07:19 PM
I use a cookie magnet. After washing the citrus off, it smells like a regular cookie. I then proceed to put it in front of a trap with a ring of axes. You will be chopped in half if you try to get the cookie.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: darkstone on September 01, 2015, 09:09:17 PM
I build a robot like Megabot from Big Hero 6, which can break into pieces and yet rejoin, and send it in after the cookie. It gets chopped up but returns with the cookie in hand, and hides it for me in a Place No-one Knows.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on September 01, 2015, 09:14:44 PM
I use the cookie magnet once again, and put the cookie in a pit of lava.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Nomekop on September 01, 2015, 09:29:25 PM
The second cookie golem busts into the pit of lava, and swipes the cookie, placing it next to its twin, before swelling in size, from the power being output from the paired cookies.

In the horizon, you can see a massive golem swelling in size, floating in space, about the eclipse the planet. Also, it has lasers now.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: darkstone on September 15, 2015, 05:57:49 PM
I delete the rest of the cookie golem except the central cookie, and EAT the second cookie. I put the first cookie in a pool of slime from SOMEWHERE in CQ's first episode... but you don't know WHERE! :)
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on September 15, 2015, 06:07:18 PM
*Sigh* I use the cookie magnet and wash the slime off. The cookie is now a regular cookie again. I take the cookie and hide it at the top of a roller coaster in a specific Six Flags theme park and a specific ride at the park in specific coordinates at the top of the drop.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: darkstone on September 15, 2015, 07:50:31 PM
I teleport the cookie to the abandoned New Orleans Six Flags and ride the abandoned ride to get it. Now I have the cookie.

I hide it in a creeper.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on September 15, 2015, 08:27:02 PM
I let said creeper explode. Inside the hole it makes, there is the cookie. I take the cookie and hide it inside a 1x1 pixel flemoid from CQ: 1X1. ;D
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: darkstone on September 15, 2015, 11:03:08 PM
I add DropItem "Cookie" to the 1x1 flemoid's DECORATE code and zorch it. And it drops the cookie.

I hide the cookie inside your brain.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Nomekop on September 16, 2015, 09:16:46 AM
I pull the original cookie out of the rules where it states the cookie cannot be eaten, and then teleport the other, /exactly the same original/ cookie out of Awesomedude's brain.

I then throw both at the two opposing poles of Jupiter, and teleport Darkstone to the east wing for breaking the rules. May the lampposts be quick and painless about the soul eating this time.
Have fun getting crushed under the pressure of Jupiter, if you try to get the cookies!

I also put a teleporter redirect up around jupiter that redirects all cookie teleport attempts to cookies that look similar, but are not the same in quantum terms on earth.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on September 16, 2015, 01:56:49 PM
Lol, darkstone wouldn't get hurt by lampposts at all, it's the WEST wing that has those.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Nomekop on September 16, 2015, 06:51:32 PM
Actually, they managed to get the second wing a while back.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: darkstone on September 16, 2015, 09:30:09 PM
I pull the original cookie out of the rules where it states the cookie cannot be eaten ... and teleport Darkstone to the east wing for breaking the rules.

I did not actually break the rules, since I didn't eat the ORIGINAL cookie, I ate the clone cookie. :) Thus leaving the cookie intact and uneaten by me.
So you teleported me here faultfully. ;D
And I'm carrying so much ANGER and HATE and SORROW in my soul that no lamppost of ANY color would ever want to eat it. :(
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on September 23, 2015, 09:44:15 PM
I fly to Jupiter with my noclip spaceship and take the cookie and put it somewhere in chexrevived.wad.
PS: I put a cookie magnet redirect on chexrevived.wad that directs to a clone cookie. I also put a forcefield around chexrevived.wad that has 100000000 HP.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Nomekop on September 23, 2015, 10:08:48 PM
I take the other cookie of the pair and use it to pull the cookie out of reality. Then I send that off again, into deep space (since it doesn't glow and thus would be hidden from telescopes), since I suppose I only need one of the "original" cookie to be winning at this game.

I then start working on a machine to make more linked cookies and generally make this game far more confusing than it already is.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on September 23, 2015, 10:22:24 PM
You don't have the original cookie! Also, I use the Ultimate Cookie Magnet (which has an infinite range) to get the cookie. I digitalize the cookie, and hide it in my computer that no one can hack! They have to figure out my password and it is stored in a folder called Cookie that has 10000000000 other clones that have the same file name.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on September 23, 2015, 10:36:24 PM
I brought this game to another forum: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/2529927-steal-the-cookie
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Nomekop on September 24, 2015, 12:20:32 PM
So... what you are saying is that you don't know where the cookie is now.

So therefore, you don't have it, and the person who has it is me.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on September 25, 2015, 05:24:19 PM
I resurrect Chuck Norris and bribe him with a cheeseburger to steal back the clone cookie and the blueprints for Nomekop's machine. I then use the clone cookie to pull the cookie back into reality. I then hide the cookie in Mortal Kombat II.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on September 25, 2015, 09:06:07 PM
Knowing all the cheat codes in MKII, I enable test mode and find the option "Show Cookie". I press start, and the cookie then shows up in plain sight on the menu. I grab the cookie and hide it inside a vacuum cleaner that is invulnerable, and cannot be taken apart, smashed, cracked apart, or destroyed in any way. You will also be instantly killed by the frightening Shadow Monster if you try to obtain the cookie.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on September 26, 2015, 12:48:30 PM
I use the clone cookie to pull the cookie to me. I then hide it somewhere in Soul Calibur IV.
I also know all the cheat codes in SCIV and check the option 'Hide Cookie from All Players'.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on September 27, 2015, 09:48:07 AM
I bring in a ringer.

(http://media4.s-nbcnews.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/121012-cookie-monster-10a.grid-6x2.jpg)

Since no cheats, magnets, or Chuck Norris can affect him, he wins.

I have him hold the cookie for me.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on September 27, 2015, 10:36:04 PM
Lightning destroyed Cookie Monster. I steal cookie and use HJSplit to split the cookie. I hide the "cookie. 001" file in SCIV.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on September 28, 2015, 09:02:49 PM
I search for said cookie.01 file and find it. I then hide the cookie in the deepest, darkest, depths of the earth where if you try to go in you will be sucked in and killed.

The FNAF fandom.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on September 28, 2015, 11:31:38 PM
I use the clone cookie to yet again pull the cookie straight out of reality. I hide it in  :lolwut 's brother's basement guarded by police.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on September 29, 2015, 12:39:51 AM
I use the cookie magnet to retrieve it and hide it somewhere in a basement full of 10,000,000 SD cards with 10,000 folders in them and in one of them specifically is the cookie.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on September 29, 2015, 11:01:34 PM
First, I rename the clone cookie to Cookie Controller. Then, I use the Cookie GPS to find the SD card that the cookie is in. I then use the Cookie Controller to make the cookie invisible and then hide the cookie in Pluto.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Nomekop on September 30, 2015, 01:52:52 PM
I punch WVL in the face to take cookie controller, using it to teleport the other cookie, before slamming them together in an intentional transporter failure.

I then launch a baseball moving at 0.9c at the location of the blueprints, before sending the cookie into the future, aligning with my next post.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on October 01, 2015, 10:25:45 AM
I seriously just make another cookie controller. I then use my built-in time machine and get the cookie and teleport it to the past.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on October 02, 2015, 03:27:42 PM
I then get the AVGN to take me back to the past to play the sh- oh you get it.

I then hide the cookie in an underground passage with an invisible forcefield that only I can enter, and it is impossible to disable.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on October 02, 2015, 05:27:52 PM
Since I can do anything (even turn into other people), I turn into Awesomedude and enter the forcefield. I steal the cookie, and go to my base. I hide it in the police station guarded by 1,000,000,000 police that will arrest you if you go near it.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on October 03, 2015, 12:08:23 AM
Srsly bro? I take the cookie magnet and attract the cookie magnet to me. I disable WVL's ability to do anything (including turn into other people) and make him a normal person. I then hide the cookie with a Rare Pepe.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on October 03, 2015, 12:18:56 PM
*spark* Really? You *spark* seriously can't *spark* do that. *spark* Anyways, I *spark* use my *spark* Ultimate Cookie Magnet *spark* to get *spark* the cookie. I *spark* hide it in an underground cave.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Nomekop on October 07, 2015, 09:34:32 AM
I rebuild the cookie machine, collect the cookie, and generate several cookies over the main cookie, creating the cookie black hole, which I am pulled into.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on October 08, 2015, 01:27:52 PM
It turns out the cookie black hole was only a cookie neutron star.  I remove one cookie, and the neutron degeneracy pressure causes a massive rebound, resulting in a supernova, destroying all the fake cookies, and leaving the original.

I bury the cookie in a parking lot next to Richard III.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: darkstone on October 08, 2015, 01:50:35 PM
I don't know who Richard III is, so I ask the XKR Computer and it tells me. I park my Koenigsegg CCXR Edition on the parking space above the cookie, and with the engine on above me I dig out the cookie.

Then I ditch the Koenigsegg at my safehouse and hide the cookie in a comment somewhere in Minecraft 1.9, wherever they're developing Minecraft.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on October 08, 2015, 06:39:31 PM
I use the Ultimate Cookie Magnet v2.7 to get the cookie. I then use the Ultimate Cookie Controller v7.1 to direct the cookie at darkstone's face. I then again use the Ultimate Cookie Magnet v2.7 to bring me the cookie. I use the Ultimate Cookie Controller again to bring the cookie into space and slam it on China.
BTW you can not steal any of the Ultimate stuff from me.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: darkstone on October 08, 2015, 11:42:33 PM
I steal the Ultra Cookie Controller and Ultra Cookie Magnet from you (leaving you with the Ultimates) and use them to attract the cookie, before the Asian Air dragons get flamed. Then I hide the cookie using my WhalePhone, inside my CQ mod that I'm currently working on. You'll have to beat the level to get it, which is hard since it's continuously refilling with non-CQ monsters.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on October 10, 2015, 11:05:05 AM
I use god mode. Also, I never HAD Ultra Cookie Magnet and Ultra Cookie Controller, therefore you made them. I steal them from you anyways. I hide the cookie in my old CQ mod lost to the depths of the forums.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on October 10, 2015, 09:12:14 PM
I take the cookie from the WAD as it could not be lost to the depths, you have barely even been here for 6 months. I hide it in the CQ3 secret level that everyone's talking about.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on October 10, 2015, 10:11:38 PM
I add dropItem=Cookie to the Flembomanation's DECORATE code and zorch it. I remove the line as it will cause multiple clones to be generated. I go to the secret level (which happens to be E3M6) and take the cookie. I put the clone where the original was so no one will EVER know it was stolen. Before I did that, I deactivated all the cameras.
EDIT: Oops, I forgot to hide it. I hide it in my base (which is impossible to get to as it is another planet with a forcefield that only I can go through).
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: darkstone on October 11, 2015, 01:06:08 PM
We've done that before.

I send a copy of you who is aligned to my side and they get the cookie. Then they return with it and I... dispose of the clone... since I no longer need them.

Now I have the cookie, and I steal back my Ultra Cookie Magnet and Ultra Cookie Controller. Since I made them, now you can't steal any Ultra things off me. I place the cookie on a pedestal in E9M9 in my old CQ mod and put two dragons around it.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on October 11, 2015, 03:00:00 PM
I upgrade my Ultimate stuff to level 700,000 and since you don't know what the upgrades are, you can't use the upgrades. I use the Ultimate Cookie Magnet to get the cookie. I throw it in a black hole.  >:D
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on October 28, 2015, 11:59:56 AM
Since I have already retrieved the cookie from a black hole in the past, I simply do it again.

After putting on a triple thick arm length rubber glove, I hide the cookie in the devil's brain.

Then I claim you did it.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on October 29, 2015, 01:37:52 AM
I tell the devil I am part of the 'EVIL' clan, so he allows me to take the cookie from his brain. After a somewhat gross and goopy ordeal of getting the cookie out, I go up to earth and put the cookie in the wash. After being in the wash, it's clean now.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on October 29, 2015, 02:03:37 AM
I steal the cookie off the clothesline and hide it in a tree.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on October 29, 2015, 12:52:23 PM
I take it from the tree, and it's covered in sap (Yuck!) so I put it in the washer again. After being in the washer, it is nice and clean. It is, however, wet. If you try to get the cookie, you will be electric shocked (with wet hands) and will die instantly. Have fun! (ALSO, THE RULES OF THE UNIVERSE APPLY TO YOU, WINDOWSVISTALOVER5570!)
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: darkstone on October 30, 2015, 09:30:22 PM
I have a friend who is immune to electricity, and I ask him to get the cookie for me. Now I use my Ultra Cookie Controller to throw the cookie hard at WindowsVistaLover and it flings them far away. I bring the cookie back to me and hide it by sitting on it.

Oh, I wonder what you'll do.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on October 31, 2015, 01:50:03 PM
I wait until Darkstone gets up to go to the washroom and take the cookie when he's gone.
I hide the cookie inside a steel ingot and hide it inside the wreck of the Titanic, guarded by man eating sharks and the ghost of Leonardo Dicaprio
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on November 01, 2015, 03:26:25 AM
To Awesomedude: LOL! You think you can stop me from getting the cookie THAT easily? Go ahead, I bet you will even try to push my "off" button. That won't work, because I automaticaly turn back on. The only way to disable me is lkqn swpan kj ia. You can't even read that! It is just a bunch of random letters! Also, electricity just powers me. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  >:D
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on November 02, 2015, 08:00:28 PM
WindowsVistaLover is therefore kicked out of the game for not playing by the rules.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on November 12, 2015, 12:13:07 AM
*makes rules apply to him*. There. Is that better?
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Nomekop on November 12, 2015, 10:10:07 AM
I remotely connect to WindowsVistaLover using a computer, and type "lkqn swpan kj ia" into the password, giving me admin access to his terminal, where I then format him entirely.

Oh, I also teleport the ingot into my possession, where I store it in subspace storage, preventing it from simply being teleported away from me, and keep said storage on me at all times.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on December 05, 2015, 12:25:53 PM
That is actually a garbled message, so typing it into a terminal does nothing. However, since you need SYSTEM permissions, even typing in "format C:" does nothing. Also, you can't use a simple program to get SYSTEM permissions, you actually CAN'T get them.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on December 08, 2015, 01:30:20 AM
So I open up the hard drive and read the media directly with an external read/write head, bypassing permissions entirely.

So basically I do whatever you guys have been talking about for the last several posts, and the cookie is mine once again!

As a precaution, I place the cookie in a neutronium safe with a mass of several hundred thousand tonnes (about the size of a bread box), and sealed with a four dimensional lock.  Anyone getting close enough to turn the tumblers in any of the 4 axes (pitch, tilt, yaw, and snarfblat) will likely be drawn into the safe's intense gravity well and smeared across its surface in a 1 nucleus thick monolayer. Of course the mass of the safe is only about the same as a large mountain, and may not have enough gravity to maintain the stability of its degenerate state, and any disturbance of the safe will have a high probability of causing the neutronium to rebound from its degenerate state, resulting in an explosion equivalent to the entire energy output of the sun over its lifetime.  Then again, the intense heat and radiation of the neutronium will probably fry the person long before he even has a chance to get close in the first place.

So how did I get the cookie into the safe in the first place?

Answer: I'm THAT GOOD!
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Nomekop on December 08, 2015, 09:47:39 AM
I shoot at the safe from the far edge of the solar system, jumping into hyperspace to avoid the explosion. After several years, I head into the fallout and take the cookie.
True, I might have just destroyed the solar system, but I now have the cookie. And it is doubtful that anyone is still around to take it from me.

I just keep the cookie on me.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on December 11, 2015, 08:36:35 PM
I shoot at the safe from the far edge of the solar system, jumping into hyperspace to avoid the explosion. After several years, I head into the fallout and take the cookie.
True, I might have just destroyed the solar system, but I now have the cookie. And it is doubtful that anyone is still around to take it from me.

I just keep the cookie on me.
WRONG! I come out of nowhere and swipe the cookie from your pockets (since I have rocket boosters) and take it outside of the universe. I then take it to another universe, hiding it inside a safe that can only be opened by the key that was destroyed because it was on the planet Earth.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on December 13, 2015, 08:06:20 PM
I write an equation that causes the other universe to collapse, destroying Nomekop and his safe, and take the cookie from intra-universal "space".  I then place the cookie in a snake pit, guarded by viscious baboons with clubs.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Nomekop on December 13, 2015, 10:41:55 PM
I just... teleport it out. Since obviously you meant vista, and not me, since I didn't have a safe.

I make the rules eat the cookie.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on December 14, 2015, 02:19:16 PM
I then bribe Richie with $1,000 to give me admin permissions. I then ban the rules from this forum and apply the heimlich maneuver, causing it to regurgitate the cookie. I then take the cookie and hide it in a safe that ONLY I can get into, and it cannot be fooled by disguises, exploded, burned, dissolved, or usurped/destroyed otherwise.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Nomekop on December 14, 2015, 09:53:16 PM
Shrugging, I teleport it again.

Yeah, its getting old, but it still works.

I teleport it into the Teleport.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on December 14, 2015, 10:48:51 PM
Nomekop suffers from a horrible teleporter accident and dies.

I inherit the cookie and put it in my shoe for safekeeping.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on December 15, 2015, 02:03:50 PM
I teleport the cookie out of your shoes.
I then take the cookie and hide it in a safe that ONLY I can get into, and it cannot be fooled by disguises, exploded, burned, dissolved, or usurped/destroyed/teleported otherwise.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on December 15, 2015, 08:52:39 PM
Since I can't teleport the cookie, I teleport the KEY and unlock the safe. I hide the cookie in a bag of chips.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on December 15, 2015, 10:38:54 PM
I eat the chips and discover the cookie.  I guess I am glad I found the chips.

I put the cookie in a  :whale.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on December 16, 2015, 02:18:54 PM
I have an epic battle with the :whale and then I make everything in the entire universe, multiverse, heaven, hell, the unobservable parts of the universe, and every other object so that ONLY I can get into it/touch it, and it cannot be fooled by disguises, exploded, burned, dissolved, or usurped/destroyed/teleported otherwise.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on December 16, 2015, 11:07:04 PM
I morph into you and take the cookie. I then throw the cookie in the hole of nothingness.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on December 16, 2015, 11:25:35 PM
Ummm ...  That's my mouth.

Of course that means I have the cookie again.

I place the cookie in a secret place.

Shhhhhh! I'm not telling.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on December 17, 2015, 02:44:56 PM
*ahem*
I morph into you and take the cookie. I then throw the cookie in the hole of nothingness.

I have an epic battle with the :whale and then I make everything in the entire universe, multiverse, heaven, hell, the unobservable parts of the universe, and every other object so that ONLY I can get into it/touch it, and it cannot be Fooled by disguises, exploded, burned, dissolved, or usurped/destroyed/teleported otherwise.


Anyway, I disqualify WVL from the game for not reading my post. Then I go to Secret Rock in Alaponasia, a faraway planet that differs in no way from the earth.

Except for the fact that there are no people on it.

Then I find the cookie at Secret Rock, and I take it, and hide it in my stomach. However I disable digestion for only the cookie, so that it will not be technically "eaten."






Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on December 17, 2015, 07:38:46 PM
I don't think you can disqualify someone and if you could, morphing is not the same as putting on a disguise.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on December 18, 2015, 03:22:14 PM
No, it is.

Anyway, since you didn't write anything about stealing the cookie, an Imp decides to slowly combust you molecule by molecule, resulting in a horribly slow and painful death.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: darkstone on December 18, 2015, 10:22:08 PM
I then bribe Richie with $1,000 to give me admin permissions. I then ban the rules from this forum and apply the heimlich maneuver, causing it to regurgitate the cookie. I then take the cookie and hide it in a safe that ONLY I can get into, and it cannot be fooled by disguises, exploded, burned, dissolved, or usurped/destroyed otherwise.

The Heimlich maneuver is for when someone (or something, in this case rules) has something caught in their windpipe, not when they've swallowed something. If you wanted to make the rules regurgitate it, you'd have to stick your finger down their/its throat.

I stick my fingers down your throat and you regurgitate the cookie. Then I take it and run with it, and I'm as fast as a space Bugatti Veyron (which is infinite times faster then an earth Veyron, and the infinite multiplication simply makes me go faster at powers of 8 until you'll have to get ahead of me to stop me).
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on December 19, 2015, 03:13:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87H6m2v4zNs
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on March 11, 2016, 09:08:35 PM
(regenerating WVL) You DO remember that I can't permanently be destroyed. Anyways, I'm faster than that, and get haead of you, and take the cookie. I hide it in my Win95 disc.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on March 12, 2016, 03:03:35 PM
I take the cookie out of your Windows 95 disk. I pass it to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, where he and the Pastafarians will guard it.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on March 12, 2016, 06:50:34 PM
I distract the Pastafarians with the latest in pirate fashion, and steal the cookie while FSM is drunk at the beer fountain.

I visit Steven Universe and hide the cookie in Lion's mane.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on March 13, 2016, 09:43:44 AM
I walk into a walk into a walk into a walk into a walk into a walkception and receive the cookie. Then I set it down while making important life decisions about whether or not to clone it.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on March 13, 2016, 06:39:55 PM
While you're doing that,  I swipe the cookie. I put it in a floppy disc, which I stick in my PC, and copy the file cookie.exe to my hard disk as cookieclone.exe
I then throw the floppy into the trash.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on March 13, 2016, 06:49:26 PM
I hack your PC and extract the cookie.

Then I dress up in women's clothing.

Then I hide the cookie in some green cheese, which I then hide on the moon.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on March 13, 2016, 07:07:00 PM
Um, you did that for nothing since I copied the cookie to my PC. The real one is one the floppy, which I fish out of the trash can. I hide the floppy in my pillow.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on March 13, 2016, 10:07:46 PM
Bert's grandfather eats your pillow ...

http://www.quotes.net/mquote/59672

... and gives me the floppy.

The cookie defeats the Master Control Program, and is returned to the real world.

I then hide the cookie in the attic, surrounded by booby traps.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU256cGwMHM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6BKIxbDB4Q

Happy piano playing!
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on March 14, 2016, 01:22:33 PM
I teleport the cookie out. >:D
I place it under an upside down Mine Turtle, therefore if you grab the cookie the Mine Turtle will fall on its back and explode.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on April 28, 2016, 01:32:47 PM
I teleport the cookie out. >:D
I place it under an upside down Mine Turtle, therefore if you grab the cookie the Mine Turtle will fall on its back and explode.
INDESTRUCTABLE ARMOR IS ON. *steals cookie and waits for turtle to explode.* Heh heh heh.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on April 28, 2016, 05:39:41 PM
I teleport the cookie out. >:D
I place it under an upside down Mine Turtle, therefore if you grab the cookie the Mine Turtle will fall on its back and explode.
INDESTRUCTABLE ARMOR IS ON. *steals cookie and waits for turtle to explode.* Heh heh heh.

Since WVL sucks at actually PLAYING THE GAME instead of using impossible to override scenarios, I destroy his indestructable armor since logic has also been destroyed. I then steal the cookie and hide it in █████. ███, ███ ███ ████ ████ ████? ████████ ███. I then replace the cookie with ████ and put the ██████ in ██████ of ██████. I put it under ██████ to ensure maximum security.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: darkstone on April 28, 2016, 11:28:43 PM
I fill in the blanks since you're so horrifically predicable and hide the cookie in a whaleware.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on April 28, 2016, 11:34:26 PM
Captain Ahab wears whaleware, so get the cookie from him.

I hide the cookie in the lost ark.  Anyone who opens it to get the cookie will get his face melted off.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: darkstone on April 29, 2016, 01:35:39 AM
I take it out of the Bible, since that's a portal to the Lost Ark. I hide it in a really filthy shoe inside :lolwut in my pillowcase.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on April 29, 2016, 04:04:42 AM
After darkstone chokes to death on the fumes, I, in a hazmat suit, remove the cookie from the shoe.  I then hide the cookie inside a priceless giant diamond, protected by Batman.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on May 09, 2016, 03:44:28 PM
Pfft.
*uses telikinesis*
I then hide the cookie in Forum Games, making it impossible to retrieve!
 >:D
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: darkstone on May 09, 2016, 07:33:36 PM
Since we are already in Forum Games, I simply sit down in forum games and I have the cookie. I hide it in  >:D. Now I have it.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on May 10, 2016, 03:02:34 PM
I take the cookie out of  >:D and hide it in # ##### #### ## ### #####.
(http://i.imgur.com/TeWrkB8.gif)
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: darkstone on May 10, 2016, 04:12:31 PM
Seeing I know the number of characters there, I go to * ***** **** ** *** ***** and it goes right to it. I take the cookie and shove it down a shoe... this time I run away from the shoe and hide it in " ".
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on May 10, 2016, 05:19:24 PM
I look betweern the words and find " ". I take the cookie and hide it in a metaphor like crunchy goodness in the wind.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on May 14, 2016, 10:39:49 PM
*kills and regenerates himself* *steals cookie from metaphor* *hides cookie in bag of sour gummy worms in an eye of cthulhu
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: darkstone on June 08, 2016, 09:53:23 PM
I poke the eye out and the sour gummy worms fall out. I eat them, and retrieve the cookie, and hide it inside a mushroom inside Minecraft inside 1.6.4.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on June 23, 2016, 07:51:52 PM
I convert the mushroom to alpha 1.2.6 and the mushroom is in a chunk error. I reverse gravity and get the cookie. I throw it into the infiniverse where only I can go.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: darkstone on June 24, 2016, 03:06:49 PM
I throw WVL into the infiniverse and when he comes out the other side, he's got the cookie. I take the cookie from under his nose as his brain is addled, and run off, type davidbrus and leap into a slime puddle with the cookie.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on June 25, 2016, 03:41:15 PM
I type davidbrus as well and leap into the slime puddle and steal the cookie from you. I then hide it inside the activating trigger to the large hadron collider, which means if you get it you will be destroyed and so will everything else in the world (except the cookie, as it is indestructible.)
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: darkstone on June 25, 2016, 04:37:03 PM
I destroy everything else in the world except me, thus destroying the hadron collider, which means it can't destroy the world anymore. I take the cookie.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on June 25, 2016, 04:43:40 PM
I tap you on the shoulder, and when you look, I take the cookie.

I paint the cookie to look like a mushroom and hide it in a field of poisonous mushrooms.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on June 26, 2016, 12:49:33 AM
I throw WVL into the infiniverse and when he comes out the other side, he's got the cookie. I take the cookie from under his nose as his brain is addled, and run off, type davidbrus and leap into a slime puddle with the cookie.
NO ONE THROWS ME INTO THE CHAMBER OF THE INFINIVERSE!!! *throws darkstone into chamber which has a zillion locks*
I blow up the field, revealing the cookie. I hide it in the chamber with darkstone (who cannot steal it as his brain rotted as that is what the infiniverse does to you).
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: darkstone on June 26, 2016, 01:10:46 AM
I unrot my brain and remind WVL that I am a girl. Then, while he stares stupidly, I grab the cookie and fly away.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Nomekop on July 01, 2016, 10:04:42 PM
A gigantic mechanical hand comes out of nowhere, and slaps darkstone so hard she is launched through several space kitchens.

I retrieve the cookie from where she lost her grip on it and stick it inside of the vault of a ship with an infinite improbability drive, before engaging it, whizzing off to who knows where.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on December 03, 2016, 12:30:06 PM
I use teleport to get the cookie. I then use teleport to go back to where the cookie was made, and tell the baker to not let anyone have it.  :whale
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on June 14, 2017, 09:18:39 PM
Since I hired the baker in the first place, he returns the cookie to me.

I then encase the cookie in a seven mile thick layer of rubber.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on July 02, 2017, 12:11:14 PM
Since I basicaly defy the laws of gravity, I flip the  rubber, and as it floats off into nothingness, I take the cookie. I then throw the cookie into nothingness.   "Wait a minute" Okay, lets not go with that. I toss the cookie into a safe that has the most complex code ever and is literally indestructable.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: darkstone on August 05, 2017, 07:04:22 PM
I teleport into the safe, retrieve cookie, and teleport to a completely random place in universe with the cookie.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on August 05, 2017, 07:30:51 PM
I employ Werner Heisenburg to determine your exact position and spin, and take the cookie from you.

I then hire some Pinkerton guards to watch over the cookie.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Nomekop on September 04, 2017, 04:11:30 PM
I cast a summoning spell, pulling the cookie to my location.

I hide the cookie somewhere in the Chex Patch.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on September 05, 2017, 09:13:43 AM
I use the patch to repair a rip in my jacket.

I hide the cookie in a dynamic cookie regeration field.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Nomekop on September 06, 2017, 07:50:05 PM
The cookie is still within the patch!

I wave from where your jacket is in the regeneration field.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Awesomedude249 on September 06, 2017, 10:26:22 PM
I take the cookie from you as you're waving and hide it in ***** with the *** ** ***.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Nomekop on September 07, 2017, 12:03:45 PM
I just sit inside of the Chex Patch with the Cookie (https://github.com/frozenLake/Chex-Patch/blob/master/Panel-cookie-choc-cookie.png).

I mean, you can take the patch from where Awesomedude hid it, but you aren't going to be getting at the cookie itself until you can... pull it out.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on September 08, 2017, 10:22:05 PM
I remove the cookie from Chex Patch with Slade 3 and put it in my pocket.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Nomekop on September 09, 2017, 11:49:22 AM
Learning that Boingo has been sighted with the cookie, I check github for the status of the cookie. Seeing it is still there, I am puzzled for a moment, before figuring that one of the cookies must be a copy.

In order to solve this, I run up to boingo and smack them with a baseball bat, before running off with the cookie to determine its validity.

I lock Boingo's cookie in a safe next to my computer while I wait for the lab test to get back.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on September 29, 2017, 09:41:57 AM
I appeal to the cookie gods, who in turn find me very appealing.

After a series of tests of worthiness, and a skill testing question, the cookie gods declare that I am worthy of the cookie, and give it to me.

Using the great shield of Emparthecles, I travel deep within the caverns of Simboline, hiding the cookie among the horrors that lie within. Only the greatest cookie master of the ancient order of Kukey can penetrate the caverns without the shield and live.  With a requirement of 500 years of training, I am pretty sure the cookie master is not you.  ;)
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Replica on September 30, 2017, 12:57:23 AM
I bribe the greatest cookie master of the ancient order of Kukey with twenty bucks to retrieve the cookie for me. Then I throw it in some random trashcan, because it's gotten pretty disgusting being passed around a few hundred times.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: Boingo the Clown on October 22, 2017, 03:00:50 PM
I wash it off and hide it in some slime.
Title: Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on January 20, 2019, 06:05:57 PM
I take it from the dried up slime and hide it in a  :whale  that is under a  :lolwut  and is protected by 90 cyberdemons.