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Title: The Story of bob
Post by: Drwalrustein on January 14, 2015, 11:58:35 PM
You continue the never ending story of bob you can kill him or revive him and continue the story.

Let me start Bob gets out of the city.
Title: Re: The Story of bob
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 15, 2015, 12:12:14 AM
Bob goes to McDonald's.
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Post by: Drwalrustein on January 15, 2015, 07:07:39 PM
Ronald McDonald is trying to kill bob
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 15, 2015, 07:50:46 PM
Bob gets mugged and killed by RMD. Then a bystander comes along and uses a reviving potion on him.
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Post by: Drwalrustein on January 15, 2015, 08:12:55 PM
Bob goes to a cave
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Post by: noob1234 on January 16, 2015, 02:08:47 AM
Where he finds a slumbering bear.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 16, 2015, 03:12:18 PM
Bob dies of a heart attack by seeing the bear in front of him. The bear kills him again, reviving him.
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on January 16, 2015, 05:54:36 PM
Bob has a bad case of the runs.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 16, 2015, 06:19:05 PM
Bob RUNS away from his disease *ba dum tchhh*
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Post by: noob1234 on January 16, 2015, 11:09:05 PM
Bob goes home to rest to recover from his illness.
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on January 16, 2015, 11:39:00 PM
His illness follows him.  In desperation, Bob gives it a room in the attic.
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Post by: darkstone on January 17, 2015, 06:58:47 AM
Bob's girlfriend arrives and is not happy about that.
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on January 17, 2015, 02:46:31 PM
Because she wanted the room for Timmy.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 18, 2015, 12:17:43 AM
Timmy sleeps in the room anyway, catching a disease.
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on January 18, 2015, 12:36:32 PM
in a net.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 18, 2015, 10:56:07 PM
And throwing it in the wastebasket, where there happens to be a wasket.
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on January 18, 2015, 11:57:41 PM
A wascally wasket.
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Post by: darkstone on January 19, 2015, 07:20:07 AM
Bob hears the wascally wasket in the middle of the night and gets up to check it out.
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Post by: noob1234 on January 19, 2015, 12:22:02 PM
The wascally wasket tells him to beware of the teddy bears.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 19, 2015, 09:19:02 PM
It turns out, one of the teddy bears is Freddy Frasbear! The wasket was right!
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Post by: noob1234 on January 20, 2015, 02:02:29 AM
bob doesn't know what to do so he runs! Downstairs!
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 20, 2015, 08:31:55 PM
Then he runs out of his house.
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Post by: noob1234 on January 20, 2015, 08:41:15 PM
Across the street.
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on January 21, 2015, 02:33:34 AM
Where he is almost hit by a bus!
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Post by: Drwalrustein on January 21, 2015, 06:15:58 PM
then he finds a portal to a different dimension on the bus.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 21, 2015, 08:29:28 PM
The dimension travels to the show, Bob's Burgers!
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Post by: Drwalrustein on January 21, 2015, 10:29:09 PM
Then bob kills bob and goes out of the portal and into the woods
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on January 22, 2015, 12:23:23 AM
Bob goes to see Tammy (Timmy's sister).
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 22, 2015, 06:33:08 PM
Tammy tells you about how she's in the woods looking for Timmy.
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on January 23, 2015, 12:48:20 AM
Lassie  leads Tammy and Bob to Timmy. Unfortunately, Timmy is in the well.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 23, 2015, 06:21:28 AM
Luckily, they have obtained a portal device.
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on January 23, 2015, 08:29:23 AM
and a companion cube.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 23, 2015, 03:09:26 PM
Then they smash the portal device, because they have found a rope that they can use to rescue Timmy!
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on January 23, 2015, 03:54:52 PM
If only it wasn't two feet too short.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 23, 2015, 05:10:16 PM
Timmy finds his Ipod in his pocket, and plays the song "Levitate" By Hadouken. Then he levitates just enough to reach the rope.
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on January 24, 2015, 01:36:53 AM
They use the windlass at the top of the well to pull Timmy up.
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Post by: noob1234 on January 24, 2015, 07:23:37 AM
Timmy, Tammy, Bob, and Lassie return home to talk to the Wascally Wasket and Freddy Fazbear.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 24, 2015, 01:40:17 PM
They say that they are at the house on a mission.
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Post by: Drwalrustein on January 24, 2015, 10:35:25 PM
Then they assign the group a mission.
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on January 25, 2015, 04:54:57 PM
To stop the evil Doctor Fensterbender, inventor of the rubber window.
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Post by: Drwalrustein on January 25, 2015, 04:57:39 PM
The group goes to Doctor Fensterbender's lab
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 25, 2015, 06:39:06 PM
Where they find him sitting in front of his TV, watching a cheesy soap opera and eating Ramen Noodles. (Yes, this is what mad scientists do in their spare time.)
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Post by: Drwalrustein on January 25, 2015, 06:46:55 PM
Then Fenster send out his rubber robots.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 26, 2015, 12:56:14 AM
Luckily, they can throw the robots out of the window and have them melt in the sun. (Yes, melting in winter.)
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on January 26, 2015, 03:39:10 PM
The robots bounce back off the rubber windows.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 26, 2015, 10:12:02 PM
Oh noes! Robo windoes! (RHYMING WITH PERFECT THYMING)
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Post by: noob1234 on January 27, 2015, 02:57:58 AM
Bob, Timmy, Tammy, and Lassie have an epic fight with the robots.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 27, 2015, 03:43:11 PM
Then it shows EPIC-SLO-MO-DESTRUCTION!
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Post by: Drwalrustein on January 27, 2015, 08:25:50 PM
Dr Fenster is afraid and self destructs his lab.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 27, 2015, 08:58:35 PM
Then doofenshmirtz comes in and says "That's why you should ALWAYS add a self destruct button!"
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Post by: Drwalrustein on January 27, 2015, 09:17:57 PM
Dr Fenster then goes to an escape pod.
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Post by: noob1234 on January 27, 2015, 09:48:59 PM
"NOOOOO!"
They go back to the house to see what they should do next.
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Post by: Drwalrustein on January 27, 2015, 10:00:50 PM
Then Freddy sends them to the oracle to tell what bob has to do next.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 28, 2015, 12:52:27 PM
Bob has to watch the nyan cat 10 hours reaction video.
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on January 28, 2015, 08:23:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZZ7oFKsKzY
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Post by: noob1234 on January 28, 2015, 09:56:35 PM
After TEN WHOLE HOURS, the computer screen's glass falls out. Behind it, is a golden bracelet. Bob puts it on.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 29, 2015, 04:44:58 AM
It unleashes the power of DESU!
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on January 29, 2015, 03:33:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VarUQGMxXP4

With the power of Desilu, they are unstoppable!

The Paramount thing is just a bonus.
Title: Re: The Story of bob
Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 29, 2015, 07:53:14 PM
Then they go and kill some more random rubber robots that were terrorizing the city.
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Post by: Drwalrustein on January 29, 2015, 08:41:44 PM
Then the Chicken man came with his chicken army to destroy the city. Bob is making lots of enemies.
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Post by: noob1234 on January 29, 2015, 11:06:56 PM
However, they managed to pen the chickens up and have a good source of eggs.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 30, 2015, 11:47:34 PM
Then they combine the eggs with some bacon that Bob had no fricken' idea what to do with.
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Post by: noob1234 on January 31, 2015, 02:12:04 AM
They then invite the Chicken Man to breakfast.
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Post by: Drwalrustein on January 31, 2015, 03:23:04 PM
Chicken man orders seeds and Bob orders eggs.
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on January 31, 2015, 03:43:42 PM
The chicken man notices the eggs and takes offense.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 31, 2015, 04:23:13 PM
Almost as offended as he would be if someone gave him the thumbs up (THE CHICKEN MAN IS FROM IRAN, THAT'S WHY.)
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Post by: Drwalrustein on January 31, 2015, 06:22:37 PM
The chicken man then forms a alliance with Dr fenster.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on January 31, 2015, 09:04:14 PM
Then they call their alliance "Chickens: Deadly Alliance" as a parody of "MK: Deadly Alliance
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Post by: Drwalrustein on February 03, 2015, 08:40:57 PM
So Bob and his party ran out of the city watching the screams of terror and pain of the city dying under the alliance.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on February 03, 2015, 10:48:41 PM
The city is now DED.
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on February 04, 2015, 01:57:10 AM
Why they would name it "Ded" is beyhond comprehension, so Bob and friends rename it "Stanley".
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on February 04, 2015, 05:30:30 PM
Bobby Miller and Bobby Brown come in and say they should name it "Stanford".
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Post by: Drwalrustein on February 04, 2015, 06:27:06 PM
So they go back to the house to train an army.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on February 04, 2015, 07:26:36 PM
After 9001 months of training, the army is trained.
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Post by: Drwalrustein on February 04, 2015, 08:01:52 PM
His army was philoso raptors
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/085/283/philosoraptor.jpg)
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on February 04, 2015, 08:28:45 PM
With Machettes and AR-15s
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Post by: Drwalrustein on February 05, 2015, 06:13:29 PM
After 9001 months the world was conquered by the alliance and the philosoraptors attacked everywhere.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on February 06, 2015, 05:00:35 AM
Philisoraptors are Velociraptors that think alot.
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Post by: Drwalrustein on February 06, 2015, 06:48:31 PM
Then the Earth is freed and Chicken man and Dr Fenster goes to a galaxy far far away.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on February 06, 2015, 07:19:59 PM
And he meets his father.
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Post by: Drwalrustein on February 11, 2015, 11:31:53 PM
So Bob unites all the worlds countries to form an empire.
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on February 12, 2015, 10:15:06 AM
He then immediately tries to build a death star.
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Post by: Drwalrustein on February 14, 2015, 08:16:17 PM
Then he makes the UAC and establishes a base on mars and his moons.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on February 14, 2015, 08:18:56 PM
Then HELL ON EARTH: DOOM II
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Post by: Drwalrustein on February 14, 2015, 08:53:51 PM
Bob then goes to the flemoids dimension.
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on February 15, 2015, 01:08:06 PM
Where he meets the great oracle, who has been trapped for thousands of years, and needs help to escape and restore the great republic of Ooze, the peaceful land that existed before the coming of the flemoids.
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Post by: Drwalrustein on February 15, 2015, 03:49:56 PM
"The Republic of Ooze was made by the old Flemoids but then conquered by Lord Snotfulus and made the new Flemoid dynasty."- The Oracle
This is a quote. So Bob send his army of Philosoraptors to attack the Flemoids.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on February 15, 2015, 05:10:53 PM
The philosoraptors think about how best to DESTROI the flemoids.
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Post by: Drwalrustein on February 15, 2015, 05:50:53 PM
The then talk about their boring Philosophy and the Flemoids fell to an eternal sleep.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on February 15, 2015, 08:00:28 PM
They then CILL the flemoids in their sleep.
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Post by: Drwalrustein on February 16, 2015, 03:52:22 PM
They established the republic of ooze.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on February 16, 2015, 04:26:50 PM
Then they find the republicAN of ooze
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on February 17, 2015, 08:41:16 PM
The Republican of Ooze give tax cuts to the rich and leaves all the poor people to starve, then collects his kickback from the rich.
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Post by: Drwalrustein on February 17, 2015, 09:23:17 PM
Bob successfully opens a portal which allows Dr Fenster and ChickenMan to come back.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on February 17, 2015, 10:13:39 PM
Then people get freaked out and faint.
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Post by: Drwalrustein on February 17, 2015, 10:31:19 PM
That is the end people I am going to make a admin to lock this topic everybody..... not! Bob sends his army of Philosoraptors.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on February 17, 2015, 10:51:00 PM
And they start reading philosophy books.
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Post by: Drwalrustein on February 23, 2015, 06:30:26 PM
They got destroyed by the rubber robots and the chickens.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on February 23, 2015, 08:17:46 PM
And then the VELOCiraptors come in. And they wreak havoc try to revive the philosoraptors.
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on February 25, 2015, 11:22:52 AM
And then the Toronto Raptors show up.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on February 26, 2015, 06:58:35 PM
And they play sports!
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Post by: Drwalrustein on March 01, 2015, 12:39:58 PM
Then they do a match with The Chicken Man's team the Kentucky Chickens.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on March 01, 2015, 04:52:34 PM
Then Dr. Fenster goes to visit his family in Ohio.
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Post by: Drwalrustein on March 04, 2015, 06:07:50 PM
Then the chicken man is angry.
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on March 04, 2015, 08:18:43 PM
The chicken man is served in an 18 piece bucket.
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Post by: darkstone on March 04, 2015, 08:54:53 PM
The Velociraptors, lead by me in my raptor form, eat the chicken man. The Philosoraptors then contemplate this.
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Post by: Drwalrustein on March 04, 2015, 09:06:43 PM
Darkstone you are to led bob through a story not yourself.
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on March 05, 2015, 12:22:57 AM
Darkstone stops to consider this.

While lost in thought, he is eaten by a carniverous elephant.

Meanwhile, Bob decides to start a new adventure in Siberia.
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Post by: noob1234 on March 05, 2015, 01:03:17 AM
He's in the middle of a snowstorm, when suddenly he comes upon a hut.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on March 05, 2015, 02:31:51 PM
Where there's a sandstorm!

What song is this?

Darude - Sandstorm
Everybody knows that joke by now...
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Post by: Drwalrustein on March 07, 2015, 07:16:31 PM
Which contains agent smith.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on March 07, 2015, 10:46:58 PM
And agent smith comes in all like "I'M AN AGENT." because I have no idea what or who he is.
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Post by: Drwalrustein on March 08, 2015, 01:41:31 PM
Agent Smith is from Matrix the movie. Agent Smith then puts his hand into a flemoid and clones the flemoid into himself.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on March 08, 2015, 05:35:07 PM
Agent Smith then gets a zorcher and says "DIE" and zorches the flemoid.
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on March 12, 2015, 12:48:37 AM
Agent Smith takes a Hugo Award and tries to weave it into a blanket.

That's right.

Agent Smith is Hugo weaving.
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Post by: noob1234 on March 12, 2015, 01:26:13 AM
*slow clap*

Bob asks Agent Smith how he was able to survive the snowstorm.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on March 12, 2015, 01:48:14 AM
Agent Smith replies "Reasons. That is all."
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on March 12, 2015, 09:52:29 AM
Agent Smith hit Bob on the head with his Hugo award, knocking Bob out.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on March 12, 2015, 12:36:27 PM
Bob dies. I revive him.
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Post by: Drwalrustein on March 12, 2015, 05:38:43 PM
Bob awakens in a bed.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on March 13, 2015, 12:21:40 AM
In the hospital.
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on March 13, 2015, 12:37:33 AM
The nurse forgets to bring him his juice.
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Post by: darkstone on March 14, 2015, 04:53:32 AM
He angrily kicks the nurse, gets up and goes to find the doctor.
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Post by: noob1234 on March 14, 2015, 08:40:26 PM
The nurse takes his bed because she was injured.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on March 15, 2015, 12:51:35 PM
He kills the nurse.
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Post by: Drwalrustein on March 15, 2015, 01:55:13 PM
The Doctor says he is in a coma for three weeks which explains his crazy adventure.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on March 15, 2015, 03:35:40 PM
He later finds out he's a wizard, and he is already over 17, so he can perform magic.
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Post by: noob1234 on March 15, 2015, 07:37:57 PM
He apparates to...
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on March 15, 2015, 11:35:33 PM
New Jersey
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on March 16, 2015, 12:24:30 PM
In New Jersey, he finds a jersey that says "i dont give a krap" and buys it. He hates the jersey, and it's much too big, so he throws it in the trash and then asks for a refund.
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Post by: Drwalrustein on March 16, 2015, 05:36:23 PM
Then killer pineapples burst into the shop.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on March 16, 2015, 06:46:56 PM
Then Bob PWNs the killer pineapples.
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Post by: noob1234 on March 16, 2015, 07:35:18 PM
The shop gives him a refund AND a free jersey in his size for saving them from the killer pineapples.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on March 16, 2015, 08:28:57 PM
Bob now has a jersey that says "i dont give a krap".
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on March 16, 2015, 09:34:35 PM
Bob fails to give Chris Christie a bribe and ends up in jail.
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Post by: noob1234 on March 16, 2015, 09:48:31 PM
He tries to sneak in a pickaxe.
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Post by: Drwalrustein on March 28, 2015, 11:25:07 AM
Then he was moved to alcatraz.
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Post by: darkstone on March 28, 2015, 04:12:36 PM
They throw the pickaxe in a vat of radioactive lava. Bob feels it and screams.
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on March 28, 2015, 05:50:25 PM
He has a Corsican brother type relationship with his pickaxe.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on March 28, 2015, 08:46:56 PM
He records a song called "Pickaxes".

(http://i.imgur.com/vnDfhw1.png)
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Post by: noob1234 on March 29, 2015, 10:23:01 PM
It becomes the #1 single.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on March 29, 2015, 10:41:27 PM
In the entire universe.
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on March 30, 2015, 07:27:28 AM
Except West Palm Beach.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on March 30, 2015, 03:47:38 PM
Where it's the #2 single.
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on March 30, 2015, 05:02:30 PM
... and the number 1 double.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on March 30, 2015, 05:54:19 PM
...and the number 1 song is a song called "Swords."
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on March 30, 2015, 08:05:28 PM
A song about Shovels.
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Post by: noob1234 on March 30, 2015, 09:08:46 PM
Bob uses all the money from his single to pay his bail.
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on March 30, 2015, 09:20:40 PM
His overpriced lawyer, Christian Bail. (no relation)
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on March 31, 2015, 03:54:48 AM
Because he needed to sue a guy who destroyed his pickaxe.
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Post by: Drwalrustein on April 03, 2015, 11:21:51 AM
Who was the Warden of Alcatraz.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on April 03, 2015, 05:12:11 PM
And when he sues the warden, he makes even more money, because that warden was so rich off of stealing money from prisoners.
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Post by: darkstone on April 15, 2015, 04:01:27 AM
While the warden is in court, the prisoners escape and plot to steal the money off Bob.

They mostly plan to double-cross each other.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on April 15, 2015, 10:55:22 AM
But they fail because Bob uses his AWSOME NINJA SKILLZ to kill them before they can steal his money.
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on April 15, 2015, 11:19:55 AM
Then the bird man of Alcatraz invites Bob over for lunch.
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Post by: noob1234 on April 15, 2015, 08:58:07 PM
They eat sandwiches.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on April 16, 2015, 01:00:43 PM
And they're roast beef, and the plate keeps refilling itself, so Bob realizes it was a good decision.
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Post by: Drwalrustein on May 02, 2015, 11:17:31 AM
So he leaves.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on May 02, 2015, 03:39:13 PM
And dies. But then he uses the ashes to revive himself, so he's OK.
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on May 04, 2015, 12:16:18 AM
Until he gets swine flu.
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Post by: noob1234 on May 04, 2015, 09:15:09 PM
He's put in the ICU.
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on May 04, 2015, 09:49:44 PM
Then he realizes that "ICU" is almost the same as "ICUP." So he asks a random person to say "ICU" with a "P" at the end.
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on May 04, 2015, 11:24:59 PM
The nurse tells him he is full of baloney. She is wearing an adult diaper.

She then informs Bob that he is under constant surveillance.

"Why am I under surveillance?" asks Bob.

"Because it's the Peekaboo ICU." says the nurse.
Title: Re: The Story of bob
Post by: noob1234 on May 05, 2015, 01:25:55 AM
Then he says "I can't be full of baloney! I'm famished!"
Title: Re: The Story of bob
Post by: Awesomedude249 on May 05, 2015, 01:22:02 PM
Then he falls asleep and dreams about waking up.
Title: Re: The Story of bob
Post by: noob1234 on May 05, 2015, 02:22:30 PM
In his dream about waking up, he feels better and leaves the hospital.
Title: Re: The Story of bob
Post by: Awesomedude249 on May 05, 2015, 05:17:40 PM
Then he climbs a 16 story building, and starts to fall off. Right before he hits the ground, he wakes up. He then says "Well, that was cliche."
Title: Re: The Story of bob
Post by: Boingo the Clown on May 05, 2015, 05:31:48 PM
Not to be confused with Irish vaudville star Clea O'Shay.
Title: Re: The Story of bob
Post by: Awesomedude249 on May 05, 2015, 08:13:51 PM
Then he falls asleep again and sleepwalks.
Title: Re: The Story of bob
Post by: noob1234 on May 05, 2015, 08:50:32 PM
He sleepwalks into the elevator, then goes to the top floor.
Title: Re: The Story of bob
Post by: Awesomedude249 on May 05, 2015, 10:01:10 PM
And jumps.
Title: Re: The Story of bob
Post by: Boingo the Clown on May 06, 2015, 12:22:31 AM
He lands in an awning on a first floor window.
Title: Re: The Story of bob
Post by: noob1234 on May 06, 2015, 04:44:03 AM
This obviously wakes him up.
Title: Re: The Story of bob
Post by: Awesomedude249 on May 06, 2015, 05:11:36 PM
But then he says "Wait, am I about to fall? Oh sh-"

He falls.

An innocent bystander revives him.
Title: Re: The Story of bob
Post by: Boingo the Clown on May 06, 2015, 05:32:03 PM
And a letter writing campaign revives "Leroy Jenkins, Space Ranger". 13 more episodes are written.
Title: Re: The Story of bob
Post by: Awesomedude249 on May 06, 2015, 05:57:11 PM
And aired and watched.
Title: Re: The Story of bob
Post by: Boingo the Clown on May 06, 2015, 08:11:08 PM
Josie Whedon wins numerous awards as a TV producer.

She also wins several music awards with her band, The Pussycats.
Title: Re: The Story of bob
Post by: noob1234 on May 06, 2015, 09:09:31 PM
Bob has been in the hospital the whole time, watching the show. I think he's all recovered by now.
Title: Re: The Story of bob
Post by: Awesomedude249 on May 06, 2015, 09:58:30 PM
So he leaves and walks over to the CQFF, where he posts in this topic disguised as "The Cool Man."
Title: Re: The Story of bob
Post by: The Cool Man on May 06, 2015, 10:00:15 PM
Wait, awesomedude can read my mind! What?
Title: Re: The Story of bob
Post by: noob1234 on May 07, 2015, 05:03:12 AM
DUDE WHAT
That's legitimately creepy

Meanwhile, the actual Cool Man catches him at his house. (How else did he login to his account? :P )
Title: Re: The Story of bob
Post by: Awesomedude249 on May 07, 2015, 10:05:54 AM
Because The Cool Man, just like Awesomedude, always leaves himself logged in to the CQFF on his computer, because he's too lazy to type in his Username and Password EVERY SINGLE TIME HE LOGS IN.
Title: Re: The Story of bob
Post by: Boingo the Clown on May 31, 2015, 12:34:23 AM
Then the Kool-Aid man crashes through the wall.

"OH YEAH!"
Title: Re: The Story of bob
Post by: Awesomedude249 on May 31, 2015, 02:26:11 AM
Then Soos's keyboard from Gravity Falls plays the sound "YEH-YUH!"
Title: Re: The Story of bob
Post by: noob1234 on June 01, 2015, 01:39:51 AM
Bob drinks the Kool-Aid out of the Kool-Aid Man.
Title: Re: The Story of bob
Post by: Awesomedude249 on June 01, 2015, 02:43:38 AM
"YEH-YUH!"
Title: Re: The Story of bob
Post by: The Cool Man on May 09, 2016, 12:58:26 AM
Bob then decides to use The Cool Man's account to necropost a forum game. >:D
Title: Re: The Story of bob
Post by: Awesomedude249 on May 09, 2016, 01:02:35 AM
While Bob is being evil, he is caught red handed by The Cool Man. Awesomedude then sues The Cool Man for having a name similar to his, and watchmojo includes it in a "Top 10 Most Ridiculous Lawsuits" video.
Title: Re: The Story of bob
Post by: darkstone on May 09, 2016, 04:12:53 AM
Darkstone comes in. She stands there and looks over the scene, but decides not to do anything, except slime Bob.
Bob is now slimed.
Title: Re: The Story of bob
Post by: Boingo the Clown on May 09, 2016, 08:41:54 AM
Bob is so slimey, he is mistaken for Ted Cruz.
Title: Re: The Story of bob
Post by: darkstone on May 09, 2016, 12:23:47 PM
And then the Flemoids mistake him for one of their own and take him to the Flemoid Dimension.
Title: Re: The Story of bob
Post by: Boingo the Clown on May 09, 2016, 01:38:59 PM
Bob is questioned by the leader of the flemoids, a guy named Paul.
Title: Re: The Story of bob
Post by: Awesomedude249 on May 09, 2016, 02:50:39 PM
Then Moe realizes it was a mistake and sends Bob back to his own world.
Title: Re: The Story of bob
Post by: Boingo the Clown on May 09, 2016, 03:32:53 PM
Bob always hated Venus.
Title: Re: The Story of bob
Post by: Awesomedude249 on May 09, 2016, 03:41:51 PM
Bob then makes a large grin and flies back to earth.
(http://i.imgur.com/GhECPK4.png)
Title: Re: The Story of bob
Post by: Boingo the Clown on May 09, 2016, 04:21:01 PM
Unfortunately, Bob forgets how to land, and impacts the ground at hypersonic speed.  Lucky for him, his character shield is in working order.

Bob wakes up four hours later at the bottom of of a 60 foot deep crater.
Title: The Story of bob
Post by: DestroyedEDGE on May 15, 2016, 09:48:25 PM
Then, he gets killed by a bunch of mutant ants.