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Title: You wish with a Twist
Post by: mattbratt11 on June 14, 2008, 01:58:46 AM
Okay, We're Playing a Wish Game with a Twist. Here are the Rules:
1. No Bad Words
2. Person #1 must Wish for Something Good.
3. Person #2 must Grant Person #1 as Something Bad Happening to it.

For Example:

Person #1: "I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner."

Person #2: "Granted: The Weinermobile Ran Over You!
I wish I would own a Laptop Computer."

Person #3: "Granted: Unfortunately, They Explode on you!"
etc...

Let's Start with My Wish (Be sure to think of Something Bad Happening):

I Wish I own a Puppy.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 14, 2008, 02:23:56 AM
Granted: The puppy had rabies and bit you.

I wish I could create sprites as good as Eriance.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on June 14, 2008, 03:14:33 AM
Granted:  But they were sprites for the GBC harry potter game that no one cared about.

I wish that I could play the Ocarina.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: mattbratt11 on June 14, 2008, 04:53:11 PM
Granted: The Ocarina is too loud at which your ears may bleed!

I wish there was my princess.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 14, 2008, 04:55:40 PM
Granted: Due to a syntax error in your wish, your "there" is defined as inside a volcanic crater. Therefore, your princess is incinerated before she has a chance to scream.

I wish that I could have a wish that wouldn't backfire on me.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Replica on June 14, 2008, 05:07:29 PM
granted: but for some reason your wish still bafired and bit you with rabies.

I wish I didn't fail so much.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Pikazec2012 on June 14, 2008, 05:53:46 PM
Granted Now instead of failing you Epicly fail
I wish for world peace
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Replica on June 14, 2008, 06:02:33 PM
Granted: but it ends in a slit second. :D

I wish I had lots and lots of pizza!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 14, 2008, 06:28:12 PM
Granted: The pizzas were made out of mold. :o

I wish for water (H2O) that is pollutant free, comes in a clean glass that is unbroken, and cannot be corrupted, spilled, or otherwise usurped.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Replica on June 14, 2008, 06:57:31 PM
Granted, but the glass is microscop

I wish I had more moldy pizza.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Pikazec2012 on June 14, 2008, 07:10:29 PM
Granted: But the pizza attracted alot of flies and gnats
I wish i had 5 million dollars to spend
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 14, 2008, 07:16:23 PM
Granted: It was counterfeit and you were arrested.

I don't un-wish that I can't not un-don't-re-dance.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on June 15, 2008, 03:33:00 AM
Granted:  But when you are dancing, you happen to step on a powerful political figure's feet, and she nukes your house.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Atariangamer on June 15, 2008, 08:58:41 AM
.... *COUGH COUGH* You forgot to wish!!!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 15, 2008, 12:12:09 PM
Granted: But since NEITHER of you defined wishes, a random Imp decided you were wishing that you were being combusted molecule by molecule. And so you burn up slowly and painfully.

I wish for pie.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: mattbratt11 on June 15, 2008, 12:42:48 PM
Granted: A Pie may eat you before being baked!

I wish for my good imaginary friend who was always 100% nice to me.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 15, 2008, 01:14:51 PM
Granted: He was nice because he spared you some pain when he killed you in your sleep.

I wish for MOAR DESU!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on June 15, 2008, 03:51:12 PM
Granted, but Manny Cav thereafter mauls you for possessing the toxic substance.

I wish that all of the Chex Quest Fan Forums members and topics from the old InvisionFree site could be transfered to here.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 15, 2008, 03:52:48 PM
Granted. The old data makes this board crash.

I wish for ANEMIC DESU!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on June 15, 2008, 03:57:26 PM
Granted, but then Loremaster steals 9,000 internets from you for your low DESU count.

I wish that The Ultimate Chex Quest would be finished and uploaded tomorrow.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 15, 2008, 03:58:22 PM
Granted: So many members registered at once to get it that each board action timed out.

I wish for more internetz.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on June 15, 2008, 04:05:09 PM
Granted. There are now 1773 internets in the world today. Firefox and other dictionaries now recognize that word as proper English, and connecting to any one of the internets reliably and successfully is now a living nightmare with all of the overlapping networks.

I wish that your (yep, this game is turning into a two-lane road) new Chex Quest engine would compile successfully.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 15, 2008, 04:08:29 PM
Granted: (is now breaking rules kind of) The Advanced Chex Quest Engine is released with full Fragglescript support and with the ability to play in Invasion mode. (It's kind of a twist!)

I wish hsiw I.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on June 15, 2008, 04:18:53 PM
Granted. You can now make an additional wish after answering my next one, or after whoever last posted when you get here again, but the curse will also now be twofold.

I wish that you wouldn't break the rules anymore.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: mattbratt11 on June 15, 2008, 04:21:25 PM
Granted: You Still Break rules for banning people like me!

I wish there are no wishes for everyone to make at all.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 15, 2008, 05:57:24 PM
Granted: This topic has been booshed.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on June 15, 2008, 06:03:20 PM
I wish that The Slimeinator would give me a wish to grant or deny.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 15, 2008, 06:05:22 PM
Well, mattbratt11 denied everybody of any more wishes, so I played along. Anyway:

Granted:

I wish for the meat form of spam.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on June 15, 2008, 06:12:48 PM
Granted. Your computer will now look like this:
(http://brettduncan.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/spam-c07.jpg)

I wish that The Slimeinator will realize his error in his last two posts and begin obeying rule number three of this game:
3. Person #2 must Grant Person #1 as Something Bad Happening to it.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Pikazec2012 on June 16, 2008, 12:50:09 AM
Granted but now your life is miserable
I wish for it to be Christmas everyday
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 16, 2008, 12:57:47 AM
Granted: You are frozen in 500 feet of snow and ice.

I wish for a good name for my D'Sparil Flemoid.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: xbolt on June 16, 2008, 02:31:23 AM
Granted, but your editor doesn't like that name, so it retaliates by corrupting your WAD beyond repair.

I wish that nothing bad would come about by me wishing this wish.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 16, 2008, 02:37:03 AM
Granted: Completely unrelated to the wish, a meteor crushes you into oblivion.

I wish for :).    (I never had much...)
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on June 16, 2008, 01:49:25 PM
Granted, but then, you wind up smiling and singing like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G_QpxZ-ShA) dude nonstop for the rest of your life.

I wish for a dollar.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: mattbratt11 on June 16, 2008, 03:47:56 PM
Granted: You stole it from someone's wallet/purse as you were arrested for 1M Years!

I wish I would go to School and have Friends.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on June 17, 2008, 12:42:41 AM
Granted, but then you begin to loathe the studying.

I wish that money was free.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 17, 2008, 01:07:14 AM
Granted: "Free" in the Flemoid's Dimension means "the landfill is burning." And so, the money became a landfill burning.

I wish gnipyt-non sdrawkcab-ton-nu on-nu rof.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: xbolt on June 17, 2008, 01:42:03 AM
.ylper eht morf sedolpsa daeh ruoy neht tub ,detnarG

I wish no one would reply after this post.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on June 17, 2008, 03:52:44 AM
Granted:  But wait, NO!  I posted!  ACK! *Preforms Sepuuku*


*Sepuuku---Ritual Suicide for the Samurai.  The absolute way to regain lost honor.  Done with stabs in the stomach and/or have a friend decapatate you.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on June 17, 2008, 11:24:41 AM
I wish that Kuwabara would stop forgetting to make wishes after he grants others' like he's supposed to.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: mattbratt11 on June 17, 2008, 06:09:18 PM
Granted: Rare Akuma came to ban the World from having air Supply!

I wish Doomworld Forums and ZDoom Forums would Unban Me.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 17, 2008, 06:18:34 PM
Granted: We all started wondering why you are banned there, get suspicious, and you get perma-banned from every forum known to Man (and several known to monkies!)

I wish for more wishes!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on June 17, 2008, 07:12:50 PM
I wish that Kuwabara would stop forgetting to make wishes after he grants others' like he's supposed to.

"I'm dead, how can I make a wish?"
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: mattbratt11 on June 17, 2008, 07:34:34 PM
Granted: Everybody had your Wishes Denied Forever!

I wish this Topic would be Locked.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 17, 2008, 07:42:01 PM
Granted: This topic has been booshed... again.

I wish for slllflsdk;lkzasspamlorefleknine.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on June 18, 2008, 01:12:56 AM
Granted, but when you get it, you don't really recognize what it is, so you just throw it in the trash.

I wish that this topic wouldn't get locked.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on June 18, 2008, 12:15:41 PM
Granted: But instead, a flying hamburger decided to eat your house and digest your intestines.

I wish I could wish for more wishes.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Pikazec2012 on June 18, 2008, 12:59:55 PM
Granted but pretty soon a genie relizes you cheated and got more than one wish and eats you
I wish i had free fast DSL internet
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 18, 2008, 01:02:59 PM
Granted: The 'S' in DSL comes alive at night and eats your family.

I wish for italized small text.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Pikazec2012 on June 18, 2008, 01:06:31 PM
granted but your italicezed small text is so small that you hurt your eyes reading it
I wish that the moon was made of cheese
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 18, 2008, 01:08:35 PM
Granted: The moon now has holes in it which decrease its mass and eliminate its gravitational pull. Therefore, it is pulled into Earth's gravitational well, and lands upon your sorry head.

I wish that this game was better.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on June 19, 2008, 01:41:13 AM
Granted. *The Slimeinator mysteriously disappears*

I wish that The Slimeinator would come back.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 19, 2008, 02:24:00 AM
Granted: He comes at night and slimes you in your sleep!

I wish I had the ability to code powerups with more than one effect.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on June 19, 2008, 02:35:52 PM
Granted, but then the powerups are so powered-up that they crash your computer and fry your harddrive.

I wish i was an oscar meyer wiener.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 19, 2008, 02:37:29 PM
Granted: Some kid ate you.

I wish that I had a jetpack that couldn't explode.


By the way, welcome to the Chex Quest Fan Forums, Batmanifestdestiny!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on June 19, 2008, 02:39:35 PM
I wish i was an oscar meyer wiener.
Granted: But that wish has already been used as an example, so instead you are thrown into a bottomless pit filled with flying lampposts that want to eat your liver.

-------------------Seeing as the Slimeinator replied before I could...-------------------------------------------
Granted: You use the jetpack to fly out of the pit, but can't stop and end up burning up in the atmosphere of Earth.  I wish I were the king of the world.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: mattbratt11 on June 19, 2008, 03:30:22 PM
Granted: You're Killed in the Kingdom by even your own Servants!

I wish Glassyman would Come back.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on June 19, 2008, 03:33:11 PM
Granted, but he falls off of the bedside table and breaks.

I wish my BotBall team wasn't $700 in debt.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: mattbratt11 on June 19, 2008, 03:51:47 PM
Granted: Instead of $700, you have to pay $700 Million to your Team or Get Killed by the Nazi!

I wish I would deliver The Slimeinator a Pizza that Blooberry Pie (times Two without a mold)
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on June 19, 2008, 03:56:45 PM
Granted, but I don't know what you mean, but........the pizza explode in your hands.

I wish I had $800 million to pay the nazis and then some.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on June 19, 2008, 04:35:17 PM
Granted: However, the Nazis, being the jerks they are, take all your money and kill you anyways.

I wish there was no way for me to get a bad wish.  (BTW, don't you 2 want avatars? [no pun intended, batmanifestdestiny])
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on June 19, 2008, 05:22:29 PM
[lolz]

Granted, you just so happened to say at one point under your breath "I wish I were dead." so you die.

I wish I was chargin' mah lazer.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 19, 2008, 05:59:32 PM
Granted: It backfires and your head explodes and sprays Batman-bits all over your room.

I wish for
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on June 19, 2008, 08:23:47 PM
Granted, but the nothingness eats away at time and space.

I wish I had a little wiener dog named Bobby.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Atariangamer on June 19, 2008, 10:59:28 PM
Granted: But the dog ate your wallet and money (happened to me before).

I wish I was playing DooM...
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 19, 2008, 11:28:02 PM
Granted: DooM becomes real life and a Baron of Hell rips you apart and eats your bits and chunks.

I wish for a boot.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Atariangamer on June 19, 2008, 11:58:42 PM
Granted: You are booted out of the forums (lol jk).

I want a...Fluffy Puff Marshmello
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on June 20, 2008, 01:59:19 AM
Granted, but "Secret X" is accidentally used in the process of making it, giving you something you probably didn't want or need.... ;D

I wish that I had Grim Fandango to actually play.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on June 20, 2008, 05:00:08 AM
Granted, but you get into a life of chain smoking, inspired by the main character and die.

I wish that I could actually read the Legend of the Twilight Bracelet manga without having to flip past every other page due to *Ahem* otaku-ness.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: mattbratt11 on June 20, 2008, 08:50:49 PM
Granted: But, Ryu comes and did a Hadouken at you!

I wish there are no more Zeeky H. Bomb(s) on Planet Earth.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on June 21, 2008, 01:28:45 AM
Granted:  The world is a MUCH better place without them.....then suddenly your comp ASPLODES!

I wish that I could own a island.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on June 21, 2008, 11:25:17 AM
Granted: But racist coconuts and motherly palm trees decided to smash you into the ground. (See "The Game [No, not that one!] for background info).

I wish I ruled the Universe and everything in it.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Pikazec2012 on June 21, 2008, 12:27:25 PM
granted But the universe you rule is 9000000000000000000000000000000000000 light years form here and has a population of 1/2. and there is no oxygen
I wish that i had season tickets to the Boston redsox
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 21, 2008, 12:30:23 PM
Granted: Due to your spell failures, you end up looking at two red socks floating in a dishwasher.

I wish for anemic desu...again!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on June 21, 2008, 01:11:45 PM
Granted. This times, 4chan hacks your internet connection along with the rest of the desu-less.

I wish that 4chan never existed.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 21, 2008, 01:26:59 PM
Granted: Foot-in-mouth disease becomes deadly!

I wish that I could Shoop a Whoop.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on June 21, 2008, 02:25:39 PM
Granted, but then Cells fires his lazer at you.

I wish people would come to the forums more often.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on June 22, 2008, 02:26:23 AM
Granted, but then, the monthly bandwidth quota for this site gets exceeded so much that the server explodes, deleting all of the data here!!!

I wish I had a phaser.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on June 22, 2008, 02:28:37 AM
Granted:  But it was set to "Broil" and we had broiled Manny for days.

I wish that it wasn't so freakin' hot in my room all the time.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on June 22, 2008, 02:33:27 AM
Granted. Your house has been airlifted to Antarctica.

I wish that it would get hotter.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 22, 2008, 02:35:45 AM
Granted: Your area has been transported into the magma chamber of Yellowstone National Park.

I wish my DOOMDEFS lump didn't have errors and that my wad would not be corrupted because I made this wish.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on June 22, 2008, 04:19:29 PM
Granted, instead your whole computer is corrupted, but your WAD is safely on a floppy disc.

I wish that I had an entire necklace of 1 gig thumbdrives.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on June 22, 2008, 09:31:55 PM
Granted:  But each and everyone of them are corrupted, so you kill a computer every time you put one of those in.

I wish I was a cat.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 22, 2008, 09:48:08 PM
Granted: A Dragon rises up from the depths and swallows you whole and alive.

I wish for non-moldy pizza that is my favorite kind.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on June 23, 2008, 02:05:07 AM
Granted:  But a creepy old lady is shoving it down your throat while doing a very unsensitive rant about immigration.

I wish that it didn't take 5 years of updating a work visa in Japan to get permenant residency.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on June 23, 2008, 02:27:13 AM
Granted, now it takes 10 years, AND you have to be fluent in 30 different languages.

I wish for an Ice Cream cone :)
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 23, 2008, 02:33:27 AM
Granted: The ice cream comes alive at night and eats your family.

I wish for an animated slime waterfall texture...

Oh, wait! I'm about to grant my own wish!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on June 23, 2008, 02:41:06 AM
Granted, you grant your own wish of having a giant english muffin eat your graphics card.

I wish that there was more Engrish in the world.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 23, 2008, 03:02:16 AM
Granted: This horribre wish has horribry backfired. The Engrish attack has beset your computer with all sorts of irrnesses and farring-downs.

I wish for a Smiley Lazer.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on June 23, 2008, 11:29:17 AM
Granted. It has been set to "overload", and will explode in your face by the time you read this post.

I wish for a kitten.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on June 23, 2008, 11:42:49 AM
Granted: The kitten happens to be a saber-tooth tiger cub, who ends up mauling you and putting you in the Intensive Care Unit of the Hospital for the rest of your life.

I wish I won the lottery for 500 million dollars.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on June 23, 2008, 01:05:19 PM
Granted, but then you get haunted by poor people wanting your money for the rest of your life. :D

I wish that I was on The Price Is Right.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on June 23, 2008, 01:43:24 PM
Granted: But you end up winning nothing on Plinko!

I wish I wish I were a fish.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 23, 2008, 01:51:54 PM
Granted: The Purple Sharks of the Elin have descended from their watery graves to insert you into their oral cavities!

I wish I had a McMuffin.

Wait... NO I DON'T! :o
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on June 23, 2008, 01:58:05 PM
Granted: The Genie who is granting all these wishes hates people who take back their wishes, so he gives you a McMuffin anyways.  You end up eating the McMuffin, full of fat, sodium, and cholesterol, and die of a major heart attack.

I wish I...
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on June 23, 2008, 06:27:27 PM
"...was owned in Skulltag."

Granted. You were mauled, beaten, and destroyed in Skulltag. In utter anger, you swear never to go online again because of your humiliation.

I wish that I wouldn't bomb Plinko.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Pikazec2012 on June 24, 2008, 12:14:30 AM
Granted but you win a car on plinko!!! but the car explodes on your way home :o
i wish this wish would be a good thing
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on June 24, 2008, 12:42:09 AM
Granted:  A hobo in Osaka just got a free bottle of Sake*.

I wish that my broadsword wasn't just a display sword (I.E, I am wishing that it was SHARP.)


*Sake--Rice wine.  Can be served hot or cold, and sweet or not-sweet.  (Non-alchohal versions exist too.)
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on June 24, 2008, 11:56:18 AM
Granted, but you win a car on plinko!!!
Hmm... I think Plinko only gives away money, up to $100,000.

Granted. You were mauled, beaten, and destroyed in Skulltag. In utter anger, you swear never to go online again because of your humiliation.
Once again, you did not win any of those deathmatches yesterday, Manny.  I don't think you should be talking.  Besides, who would run the server?  :D

I wish I were the CEO of Microsoft.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on June 24, 2008, 12:02:50 PM
Granted, but you win a car on plinko!!!
Hmm... I think Plinko only gives away money, up to $100,000.
The regular daytime top prize is $50,000, plus the small prizes, but as I hear, foreign version of the game are, indeed, played for cars and other similar prizes.
Granted. You were mauled, beaten, and destroyed in Skulltag. In utter anger, you swear never to go online again because of your humiliation.
Once again, you did not win any of those deathmatches yesterday, Manny.  I don't think you should be talking.  Besides, who would run the server?  :D
And I say again, I won the last two matches against xbolt.

Anyway, you failed it because you didn't grant Kuwabara's wish. As for being CEO of Microsoft, you wish has now been granted, but unfortunately, everyone hates you now for all of the Vista-isms and other glitches.

I wish I had a Large Area Zorching Device.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on June 24, 2008, 03:01:22 PM
Granted, but the LAZ device ends up zorching your family with it, so you become a loner.

I wish I had a Liquid Zorcher (Slimeinator's work.)
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 24, 2008, 04:05:34 PM
Granted: You point the Liquid Zorcher in the wrong direction and use the alt-fire. 'Nuff said.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on June 24, 2008, 04:19:48 PM
Granted: You point the Liquid Zorcher in the wrong direction and use the alt-fire. 'Nuff said.
you didn't wish for anything, so I say that you said "I wish a new mod for CQ would come out."

Granted: you now get to play a CQ total conversion, it's called DooM.

I wish it were fall, though still with no school.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on June 25, 2008, 03:05:11 AM
Granted:  You have been buried in all of the leaves that spawn from fall.

I wish I was a Skulltag GOD.  (AKA I PWN at it.  For me, if they are really good at a game, they become a {insert game name here} god.)
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 25, 2008, 03:08:49 AM
Granted: The Catholic Church deems that you are heretical, and therefore condemns you to H***.

I wish I was not wishing right now while I'm not un-wishing in September.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on June 25, 2008, 04:10:49 AM
Granted:  School is in session.

I wish that I could own a Pacific Island.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on June 25, 2008, 11:12:32 AM
Granted: The island swallows you.

                                                                                                                                   ...rof hsiw I
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on June 25, 2008, 11:32:55 AM
"seibab ym tae ot semong yrgna 12 rof"

Granted, 12 angry gnomes eat your babies in reverse.

I wish that they would make another Shadow of The Colossus game.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on June 25, 2008, 11:36:46 AM
Granted: They make, Shadow of The Colossus: Garden Gnome Edition, which turns out to be the cheesiest game ever.

Iay ishway orfay omethingsay.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on June 25, 2008, 04:28:08 PM
 ???   I cannot translate Backwards-go, so I will try to guess on what you are wishing for.

Granted:  You do have something to say in NOrway, but you say it to the prime minister, and it was a curse word, so you are royaly OWNED.

I wish I could translate such strange languages.  (You also have pig latin in there right?)
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 25, 2008, 04:47:11 PM
It is Pig Latin in its entirety. His wish was:

I wish for something.

On topic:

Granted: All the information makes you head explode, implode, and mieplode.

Temosgnih fro siwh I.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on June 25, 2008, 04:54:26 PM
Granted: You wished for the same thing, so your head officially
Quote
explodes, implodes, and mieplodes.

Je voudrais quelque chose de diff
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on June 26, 2008, 02:45:32 AM
ok, tu ne rigoles pas francais, tu rigoles allemand

I wish I was better en francais.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: xbolt on June 26, 2008, 02:51:21 AM
ok, tu ne rigoles pas francais, tu rigoles allemand

I wish I was better en francais.

Granted, but you can no longer speak English.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on June 26, 2008, 04:39:37 AM
Granted:  You wished that a giant tank cat would pwn you on the way to Mordor.

I wish that my older brother would stop his otaku crusades.  (And his claims that he knows SO much more then we do in just about everything.)
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 26, 2008, 04:46:43 AM
Granted: Your older brother violently explodes and your mother makes you clean up after him.

I wish for skulltag.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on June 26, 2008, 11:29:59 AM
I wish that my older brother would stop his otaku crusades.  (And his claims that he knows SO much more then we do in just about everything.)
*Which brother is your older brother?*
On topic:

Granted: You obtain Skulltag, VERSION .75b..  Therefore, you ain't got the updated version of skulltag, so you miss out on about 250 CQ Matches.

I wish I lived in a box.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on June 26, 2008, 12:53:53 PM
Granted. You have been placed in the infamous "idiot box", where rockets explosions and robot pirates aplenty reside.

I wish that I didn't just reveal my knowledge of the SpongeBob world.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 26, 2008, 02:02:41 PM
Granted: The hated enemy Spongebob has been DESTROYED, and I have danced because I have obtained glorious, wonderful VICTORY over its tyranny!

I wish SpongeBob was cancelled.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on June 26, 2008, 02:38:54 PM
Granted: Spongebob canceled. Spongebob angry. Spongebob break into Slimeinator's TV and pop out and stab Slime with a knife.

I wish I was watching Jimmy Neutron.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on June 26, 2008, 07:53:02 PM
I wish that my older brother would stop his otaku crusades.  (And his claims that he knows SO much more then we do in just about everything.)
*Which brother is your older brother?*

One who does not come here.

On topic:

Granted:  You never leave the TV again, because you get so into Jimmy Neutron.

I wish I had a PS2 so I can get teh DDR'Z!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on June 27, 2008, 12:27:48 PM
Granted: You get a PS2, but you get so addicted to DDR and play it so much that your legs fall off.

I wish I had a Ford Mustang.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on June 27, 2008, 12:30:35 PM
Granted, but it is red and a Shelby GT500KR model, so the cops pull you over just for existing.

I wish I had a Ford GT.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on June 27, 2008, 12:32:42 PM
Granted: But you didn't specify what the GT was for (as in a Ford _______ GT), so you get a piece of junk car from the 70's that has the letters GT on it.

I wish I had a solar-powered car.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on June 27, 2008, 12:34:53 PM
You fail for not knowing what a Ford GT with no prefix is. (http://chexquestgallery.webng.com/wavsounds/s-10.WAV)

Granted, but it gets cloudy, and your car stalls.

I wish that ChexCommander could see a Ford GT in real life so he knows what I'm talking about.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on June 27, 2008, 12:40:33 PM
Granted: I looked one up on Google, which is just as good as real life.  ;)
Wow, those cars do look nice, and fast too.

I wish I had a Panoz GTR-1.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 27, 2008, 01:15:05 PM
Granted: Because I have no idea what that is, you get a bop on the noggin so powerful that your head implodes.

I wish I had a final boss Flemoid.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on June 27, 2008, 02:33:55 PM
Granted: It slimes you.

I wish I was never born.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 27, 2008, 03:10:41 PM
Granted: You travel to the past and turn your parents into SOYLENT GREEN!

I wish Soylent Green wasn't people.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on June 27, 2008, 03:30:51 PM
Granted: Because I have no idea what that is, you get a bop on the noggin so powerful that your head implodes.
The same thing happens to you.

I wish I had a school bus.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on June 27, 2008, 05:18:35 PM
Granted: Because I have no idea what that is, you get a bop on the noggin so powerful that your head implodes.
The same thing happens to you.

I wish I had a school bus.
you EPIC FAIL for not answering the last post.

Granted, now Soylent green isn't people, it's pets!

I wish Soylent green was Soylent Orange.

P.S:SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!! IT'S PEEEEEEOOOOOOPLE!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on June 27, 2008, 08:31:31 PM
ChexCommander answered the last post in the form of a quote, therefore, you EPIC FAIL (http://chexquestgallery.webng.com/wavsounds/s-10.WAV).

Granted, but you accidentally mistake it for orange slushy, and eat it unknowingly.

I wish that Batmanifestdestiny would stop failing.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 27, 2008, 08:57:36 PM
Granted: Now redbipedicus fails so epically that he is bound into the very landscape of the FAILdimension forever.

I wish redbipedicus would fail more.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on June 27, 2008, 10:41:49 PM
Granted, but the ensuing phail rift sucks you up.

I wish that I had a Bugatti Veyron.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on June 30, 2008, 02:27:07 PM
Granted: It breaks.

I wish I had a Mercedes F-400.

(http://www.diseno-art.com/images/mercedes-f400-carving_front.jpg)

(BTW Manny, how do you make a hyperlink that has different words from the link? Like, you changed the hyperlink into EPIC FAIL.)
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on June 30, 2008, 02:31:53 PM
Granted, but you wind up needing to have you house mortgaged about 4 more times before you can afford it, plus, it comes with a lecture on hyperlinks:

"You need to alter the "Insert Hyperlink" tags. Instead of the normal {url}http://yourwebsite.com/{/url} format, you have to do it like {url=http://yourwebsite.com/}your text{/url}. You can always see how a post has been formatted by clicking "Quote" on a post, but if you're not trying to post, make sure not to click "Post", or if you don't want the quote in your post, just remove it from the text field.

*You need to replace the { and } with [ and ], respectively."

I wish that Geico would cough up the insurance money for my broken Bugatti Veyron.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on June 30, 2008, 02:45:59 PM
Granted: Geico pays you back for the broken car, but they've taken away all your V8s.

I wish I didn't have to mortgage my house.

PS: It works! Manny, you are no longer just another loser (http://chexquestgallery.webng.com/wavsounds/s-10.WAV), you are a special loser.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Atariangamer on July 01, 2008, 01:02:53 AM
Granted: Since you didn't get it, it didn't get paid, and you lose the house.

I wish my computer would asplode and i would have to get a C64 running GEOS, and an Atari 800 with all the accessories, and that everything I get after the word WISH would be working.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 01, 2008, 11:01:29 AM
Granted: It works when you see it on television, but not when you get it home...

I wish I were a clown.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Atariangamer on July 01, 2008, 11:12:19 AM
Granted: you scare thousands of children across the nation.

I wish...my HDD would be wiped. Because I didn't register my copy of DooM...
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 01, 2008, 11:15:09 AM
Granted: Everything you ever had on that HDD, is gone.  You lose your mind, and your Atari crashes.  Your life sucks.

I wish I were a dolphin.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Atariangamer on July 01, 2008, 11:18:35 AM
Granted: you get caught and forced to jump around for the rest of your life.

*and actually...My atari can't crash, theres no code. My HDD has nothing important on it, I back stuff up on my Desktop and my church computer, and eh...there wasn't much mind to lose, so it makes no difference really...and if my life sucks, I would be asking for antidepressants in the gun department of Kmart*

I wish... ...hsiw I
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 01, 2008, 11:21:52 AM
Granted: You get a mirror to practice with.

I wish I were a panther, a pink one.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Atariangamer on July 01, 2008, 11:24:31 AM
GRANTED: yOU GET A CARTOON SERIES And (oh, caps lock fixxed) alot of movies...and uh...get chased by a guy inspector...(aw eff it)

I wish Demois Carnete would make a game.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 06, 2008, 05:59:33 PM
Granted, he remakes ET for the atari, only now...YOU CAN'T BEAT IT!!

I wish that my head and eyes didn't hurt.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 07, 2008, 10:42:58 AM
Granted: You get painful twitches in your nose and rear end.

I wish I were dead.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 08, 2008, 05:27:53 PM
Granted, you are brain dead, and in a vegetative state.

I wish that my cat was a lolcat.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 08, 2008, 05:30:11 PM
Granted. It now eats your head off and electrocutes your computer.

I wish that I had a better internet connection in my room.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 08, 2008, 05:33:15 PM
Granted, buy you're not allowed to use it.

I wish that more people would enter the chatroom.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 08, 2008, 10:14:10 PM
Granted. The catfish, the Nutcracker, and the Sugar Plum Fairy have officially been invited to the chatroom. They will now annoy everyone there with their junk more than the wackos that post "nononoyoshiyoshiyoshi" all day long.

I wish I had a mustang.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Atariangamer on July 08, 2008, 11:32:31 PM
Granted: it kicks you off....instantly.

I wish my n64 would asplode where it is!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 08, 2008, 11:34:25 PM
Granted. You no longer have a roof over you head and must deal with those pesky mosquitoes every night.

I wish that I... uh... had an Atari Flashback 2.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Atariangamer on July 08, 2008, 11:37:41 PM
(my n64 was stolen, and the thief prolly isn't having fun anymore...)

Granted: The mini Atari breaks and zaps your breaker...(dumb 2600 on a chip)
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 08, 2008, 11:52:25 PM
(my n64 was stolen, and the thief prolly isn't having fun anymore...)

Granted: The mini Atari breaks and zaps your breaker...(dumb 2600 on a chip)
No, not another one.... (http://chexquestgallery.webng.com/wavsounds/s-10.WAV) I'll just have improvise. *possess The Atariangamer of 1993* I wish I had eternal life, where I couldn't die!

*lets go of The Atariangamer of 1993* Granted. *uses BFG on you* Now you're in the city where there is no death, pain, or sorrow. ;D
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 09, 2008, 02:42:08 AM
You forgot to make a wish, so I'll make one for you.
"I wish that more people would come to the boards"
Granted; they're all bots.

I wish that I would stop falling for the another loser trick.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Atariangamer on July 09, 2008, 09:27:51 AM
Granted: You post normaly and get another loser.

(and cav...wtf was that? and where can you find such a place, and how do you know i'm not already there?)

I wish that i would get b& from posting in Forum Games
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 09, 2008, 10:15:31 AM
Granted: Kuwabara creates a highly amusing and very popular Forum Game, which you are not allowed to post in because you are banned.

I wish I had a 4x4 Rubik's Cube.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 09, 2008, 12:34:41 PM
You forgot to make a wish, so I'll make one for you.
I fail.

Granted, but you fail to realize that there is already a 5x5 cube available, meaning you wasted wishing power.

I wish that I wouldn't forget to make a wish anymore.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on July 09, 2008, 05:07:43 PM
Granted:  You end every sentence with a wish even in RL.

I wish I wish I was a fish.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 10, 2008, 11:15:21 AM
Granted: I said exactly the same thing earlier, only using a "were" instead of a "was," so the Grammar Nazis come and take you down for repetition and poor agreement.

I wish I were a banana.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 10, 2008, 12:44:41 PM
Granted. You are now the dreaded "Vanna Banana". A wild gorilla busted into your home, peeled you alive, and ate you.

I wish I was as free as any daughter.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on July 10, 2008, 04:03:36 PM
(Daughter?  Explain please)

Granted:  However your overprotective father grills your boyfriend into nothing-ness.

I wish that I could fly
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 10, 2008, 05:58:45 PM
Granted, but you fly into the sun and get toasted.

I wish that a new and exciting topic was started that everyone likes.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 10, 2008, 07:27:35 PM
(Daughter?  Explain please)
It's from "Livin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the Moonlight". Look it up on YouTube.

Granted, but it gets spammed and has to be closed.

I wish that coffee was only a dime.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 10, 2008, 07:28:43 PM
Granted: You look in your coffee cup and see a dime.

I wish for a good version of the Tower of Dr. Zalost theme.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 11, 2008, 10:13:14 AM
From Courage the Cowardly Dog? I loved that show!

Granted: The theme is a picture of a guy named Dr. Zalost standing in front of a tower.  You jump off a bridge in sadness.

I wish I didn't have Windows ME on one of my computers.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 11, 2008, 10:50:30 AM
Granted. Your computers now have barbaric DOS on them. Good luck running Skulltag, GZDoom, or any of that.

I wish that they would make new Courage the Cowardly Dog episodes.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 11, 2008, 10:54:58 AM
Granted: They suck now.

I wish the world ended.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 11, 2008, 12:18:10 PM
granted, but by "ended" you meant the past participle of "endo," so now the earth is a giant, round skateboarder.

I wish that it was cooler outside.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 11, 2008, 12:30:01 PM
The earth puts on some "bling" and adds extra gold deposits to its foundations.

I wish I weren't living.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 11, 2008, 03:47:52 PM
Granted, you're not living alone, you're married.

I wish that you would stop sadding up this topic.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 11, 2008, 04:18:59 PM
Granted: I become so happy, so annoying, and start whistling so much that you wack me with a big hammer.  The world is now much sadder.

I wish I had a Jumbo Jet.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on July 11, 2008, 04:40:09 PM
Granted:  You get a jumbo set of forearms, a la Popeye.

I wish everyone on the CQFF had perfect internet conncections and PWNAGE computers.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 11, 2008, 04:53:24 PM
Granted, but everyone's too busy playing Crysis and some other mis-spelled word of a game to even THINK about playing some has-been game like CQ.

I wish that Chukker would make another update about CQ3.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on July 11, 2008, 04:59:15 PM
Granted:  His update says "YOU'VE BEEN ROCK ROLL'D!"

I wish that I could go to E3.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 12, 2008, 04:51:06 PM
Granted, but since you said ROCK ROLL'D instead of RICK ROLL'd, you can only visit the shovelware booths, and the sony conference.

I wish that I had "real time weapon change" and I could "hit the crab in its weak points for massive damage."
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on July 13, 2008, 02:38:03 AM
Granted:  You are thrown into a "historically accurate Japan" and is crucified for being a Christian.

I wish I could be stealthy, like a ninja.  (A kid in a bright orange jump suit DOES NOT COUNT!)
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 13, 2008, 02:39:50 AM
Granted: You become a TEENAGER in a silly orange jump suit!

I wish for the Elephants of Disordeal.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on July 13, 2008, 02:43:14 AM
Granted: They sit on your dads car.

I wish I had lots of moneyz!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 13, 2008, 02:45:19 AM
Granted: The money is counterfeit and you are tossed into a festering pit for all of your life.

I wish the festering pit you got tossed into was not indeed a festering pit but a presidential suite equipped with free snacks and drinks.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Atariangamer on July 13, 2008, 02:59:04 PM
Um, granted?: Kuwabara gets the good life, then reporters burst in and ask 'im what his plans for the nation are.

I wish I could find my camera. (seriously, its gone...IDK where the flip it went :\ )
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 13, 2008, 03:06:50 PM
A Presidential Suite is the most fancy room in a hotel.

Granted: It is in one billion point five pieces.

I wish for awesomely awesome sprites.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 13, 2008, 05:15:59 PM
Granted, but they are for a game called "Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis".

I wish I had some cookies.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 13, 2008, 05:32:58 PM
Granted: The computer Cookies corrupt your system.


I wish I knew what Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis was.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 13, 2008, 05:45:57 PM
Granted, but you will soon regret it....

I wish a had pie. You know, pumpkin pie or the like?
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 13, 2008, 05:48:29 PM
Granted: You get cow pie.

I wish for more or less Desu.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 13, 2008, 11:18:02 PM
Granted. Whoever runs this thing decides to go for the former of your two suggestions and give you more desu, and your life is that much more miserable for it.

I wish that desu would be erased from history.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 13, 2008, 11:24:43 PM
Granted: DesuChan comes alive and eats your plates. :o

I wish I had more plates.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 13, 2008, 11:28:18 PM
Granted. Several steel plates have been placed in your arms.

I wish that Splendido was no longer offered on The Price Is Right.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 13, 2008, 11:30:24 PM
Granted, but no one knows what splendido is, so it goes on a monster rampage.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 13, 2008, 11:31:51 PM
Granted: You are tossed into the Walled City of DIS1.

I wish I was a human instead of a flesh-eating Flemoid.


1 From Dante's Inferno.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 13, 2008, 11:33:00 PM
Granted. Now the Flemoids eat YOU!

I wish that Batmanifestdestiny would stop being a hypocrite and remember to make wishes in his posts.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 13, 2008, 11:35:32 PM
Granted, but I make dumb wishes.


I wish for 30000000000000000000000000000 super yummy golden orange puppies.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 13, 2008, 11:47:52 PM
Granted. All of them use the toilet on you.

I wish that I could have a potty trained puppy that doesn't bite.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on July 14, 2008, 01:57:53 AM
Granted: He mauled you with his claws instead.

I wish that a new zelda was announced at E3.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 14, 2008, 02:04:05 AM
Granted: You get a heart attack from its extremeness.

I wish I had an army of Re-deads from The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time who were fully functional, would never disobey any of my orders, would never take an order to hurt me, would never hurt me in any way, and who would help me take over the world. They also live for as long as I wish, which is a llloooonnngggg time.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 14, 2008, 11:56:55 AM
Granted: Some guy comes and shoots you in the middle of the road with a railgun.  Your re-deads end up getting sad, and decided to turn into pyramids.  There are now pyramids in the middle of Manhattan.

I wish I had cheese.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 14, 2008, 12:48:39 PM
Granted, but it was not made with the normal cultures, and you wind up getting a rare infection that eats your heart out.

I wish that coffee was free!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 14, 2008, 03:04:04 PM
Granted, but you get a heart attack from drinking a bottle of caffeine syrup.

I wish that PS3 nuts would quit rampaging on about how the PS3 has "4D" graphics, even though you can't have time graphics!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 14, 2008, 05:25:08 PM
Granted. They are now convinced that the PS3 has "5D" graphics.

I wish that they would give up and realize that Wii owns all.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: xbolt on July 14, 2008, 05:31:51 PM
Granted. They are now convinced that the Wii has 6D graphics.

I wish for... A pony.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 14, 2008, 05:35:23 PM
Granted, but Manny Cav is sure that someone else (probably me) wished for that, so I bop you on the head with a bottle of V8.

I wish that V8 would become V16.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on July 14, 2008, 05:38:10 PM
Granted: you explode because of how healthy that is.

I wish the nintendo conference was today instead of tomorrow..
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 14, 2008, 05:39:43 PM
Granted, but you've been on this website too much today, so you miss it.

I wish that health wouldn't kill.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Atariangamer on July 15, 2008, 12:10:46 AM
Granted: You drink V8 for 200 years, and never die. Then the company goes out of buisness...

I wish you would wish with a twist.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 15, 2008, 01:34:04 AM
Granted (to be continued...).

I wish that I had a million bucks. But! There's a twist! You can't do anything that results in me losing any money, any health, my life, or anything else that belong to me or that I already have or will have!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 15, 2008, 11:16:21 AM
Granted: A goat in Africa dies.

I wish I knew how to speak Swahili, but! I can only speak it in front of people who can't speak Swahili.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 15, 2008, 12:56:07 PM
Granted, but you wind up saying a common 6 letter abbreviation that's been going around here, and you are subsequently struck by lightning.

I wish for a pony.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 15, 2008, 12:59:54 PM
Granted: The pony knocks you off him when you try to ride, giving you a major back ache for the rest of your life.

I wish I was "Living in the Moonlight and Loving in the Sunlight."
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: xbolt on July 15, 2008, 01:01:07 PM
Granted, you are driven crazy by 24/7 repetition of the song.

I wish this interstellar war would end.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 15, 2008, 04:52:59 PM
Granted. They have reached a peace agreement, and have decided that you was the cause behind the war....

I wish that my back didn't ache anymore.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 16, 2008, 02:34:12 AM
Granted, you know can't feel or use anything from the back down...


I wish that I was a twenty-toed, floppy-nosed, long-eared, wet-toungued, spotted norweigen cat.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on July 16, 2008, 05:12:03 AM
Granted: You have to live in a old polish lady's house for the rest of your 9 lives.

I wish......I were a bird.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 16, 2008, 10:53:23 AM
Granted: An eagle comes down and rips you to pieces before eating you.

I wish I were invisible.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 16, 2008, 12:10:23 PM
Granted. You are now like the "invisible man".

I wish that SLumpEd would get updated.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 16, 2008, 12:16:16 PM
Granted: The new feature is that it corrupts all the WAD files it touches.

I wish I could program maps with my mind.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 16, 2008, 12:23:03 PM
Granted, All of your new maps outdo Crisis in terms of system requirements.

I wish that dial-up meant fiber optic speed.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 16, 2008, 12:44:32 PM
Granted: Now they come up with something even faster than broadband and fiber-optics, and you get left in the dust.

I wish I had a time machine.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 16, 2008, 02:05:40 PM
Granted, it's a machine that says "It's TIME for the howdy-doody show!!!!!!!!!!"

I wish that people would stop making games where the name is just one misspelled word (crysis for example)
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 16, 2008, 02:56:44 PM
Granted: They make Crysis Wto.

I wish I were doing something.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 16, 2008, 03:19:44 PM
Granted, you're running away from an angry mob.

I wish that my speakers would shut up. (see tech support thread)
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 16, 2008, 03:23:11 PM
Granted: You never have sound again.

I wish I lived on a green hill.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 16, 2008, 03:24:34 PM
Granted: It's made of FLEMOID SLIME!

I wish I had a pet Flemoid who would obey my every command. 8)
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 16, 2008, 04:09:24 PM
Granted, you get the Game Maker game "Flemoid Pet"!!!!


I wish that there was a lol wut smily on the boards.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on July 16, 2008, 06:50:10 PM
Granted: Rushnerd returns and floods a topic with it.

I wish I could try The Conduit and MadWorld. (Two PWNAGE looking games for the Wii)
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 17, 2008, 11:47:32 AM
Granted: You get a 1-minute trial of the games, and then they're gone.

I wish I had all the money in the world.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 17, 2008, 12:12:47 PM
Granted, but the rest of the world is broke, and they can't make anything for you to buy.

I wish I was free as any son.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 17, 2008, 12:14:49 PM
Granted: You are no longer a Grammar Nazi, and "The Grammar" descends upon your house and devours your spleen.

I wish Manny's spleen and my spleen were not devoured.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 17, 2008, 01:30:02 PM
Granted: "The Grammar" devours your liver and Manny's taste for coffee.

I wish I was as free as any cousin.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on July 17, 2008, 03:33:47 PM
Granted: You barely escape a Alabama wedding..................but then you trip on a rock.


I wish I was teh godz at DDR.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 17, 2008, 06:19:25 PM
Granted, you are teh godz at Darn Deer Running, a redneck FPS.


I wish i wish I was a.........bottle of Dasani.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 18, 2008, 01:30:55 AM
Granted, Your contents are drank out, then you are thrown in the trash bin (sorry, no recycling for you) and shipped off to the burn dump. Oops, now you're just a pile of burned remains.

I wish popcorn was only 10 cents a bag.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on July 18, 2008, 04:38:28 AM
Granted: But the popcorn comes from poor nations in Africa, so there are bugs in the popcorn.

I wish I was not in a redneck FPS. (A h*ll that BMD condemmed me to.)

EDIT: I'm not sure if that's okay or not, since it's not referring to Hell itself. If you have objections, give me a note, and we'll talk about it. -Manny Cav
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 18, 2008, 11:13:06 AM
You are in a redneck RPG, known as Darn Deer Searching.

I wish soda was free.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 18, 2008, 11:50:25 AM
Granted. You drink so much that your stomach pops with see-oh-two.

I wish baking soda was free.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 18, 2008, 11:56:34 AM
Granted: You put so much in your food, that it swells up and explodes inside your stomach.

I wish baking soda was $200 a milligram.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 18, 2008, 12:05:22 PM
Grated, but since you have all the money in the world, anyway, it doesn't make any difference.

I wish for chocolate milk. >:D
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 18, 2008, 12:07:13 PM
Granted: Thou hast become a strange yellow cartoon character I saw once when I was channel flipping...

I wish I had more pointy teeth.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 18, 2008, 12:14:22 PM
Granted: You lose all your other teeth, and are not able to chew.  You must bite and swallow.

I wish the rest of the world was rich, so they could make stuff for me.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 18, 2008, 12:16:55 PM
Granted. The rest of the world is so rich that inflation has made your large stash of cash seem like a dollar nowadays.

I wish for cereal. >:D
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 18, 2008, 12:17:52 PM
You get Apple Dapples, the worst kind of cereal evar.

I wish I always had a smile on my face.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 18, 2008, 12:23:45 PM
Granted: Your muscles are tired and pull your face apart.

I wish I knew why Manny was wishing for these things that only that yellow thing would want...
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on July 18, 2008, 04:27:42 PM
Granted:  You figure out a terrible secret involving the color yellow.

I wish I had Quake back.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 18, 2008, 06:47:00 PM
Granted. An earthquake rips your house apart.

I wish for POTATOES!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 18, 2008, 07:07:10 PM
Granted: You turn into a pink polka dot monster bent on comsuming potatoes and their by-products.

I wish for you not zooming in or quoting to read this text.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 18, 2008, 07:42:32 PM
Granted, I copied and pasted it into notepad.


I wish for jgflagfjdsklf;asjf
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 21, 2008, 11:33:24 AM
Granted: It devours your kidneys.

I wish that you didn't read this.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 21, 2008, 12:14:37 PM
Granted. Mr. Imma Nota Person has not read it yet.

I wish that I knew why large text was being used so much nowadays.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 21, 2008, 02:35:01 PM
Granted, The New World Order is commanding everyone to use big text.

I wish that my copy of "Chariots of The Gods?" didn't have a ripped cover.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 21, 2008, 02:39:54 PM
Granted: It doesn't have a cover at all.

I wish I could get more people to use Microsoft 3D Movie Maker.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 21, 2008, 02:42:30 PM
Granted, now there's a website devoted to movies that are just people flailing around and flashing lights.

I wish for more smilies.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 21, 2008, 04:02:28 PM
Granted: >:D

I wish for less smilies.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on July 21, 2008, 04:04:26 PM
Granted: You get frownies.

I wish I......could.......do the splash attack?
Title: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 22, 2008, 04:17:00 PM
Granted, you now battle with a Magikarp for 30 minutes, because you only know Splash.

I wish that I could figure out how to get Donkey Kong working on DOSBox :(
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on July 22, 2008, 06:52:33 PM
Granted: It epically FAILS!

I wish I had a Stapler Gun.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 23, 2008, 11:40:55 AM
Granted: You have no staples.

I wish I had a nail gun, with nails.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on July 23, 2008, 01:16:40 PM
Granted: But Nine Inch Nails steals the gun from you and starts shooting off the weakest fans that went to their concert.

I wish I was flexible.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 24, 2008, 02:33:43 AM
Granted. You are now Gumby. Hee hee....

I wish I was flexible, metaphorically speaking.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on July 24, 2008, 02:49:52 AM
Granted: You are flexible enough to both live a rich life in a country club AND manage to run a Asian rubber monopoly. (Ha, no negitive end for you!)

I wish I had a better joystick.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 24, 2008, 03:05:57 AM
Granted. The joystick for your new Galaga arcade games works perfectly.

I wish for a little pony.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Super Searcher on July 24, 2008, 03:59:50 AM
Granted. the pony kicked you.

I wish i had a new lego set. 
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 24, 2008, 10:35:03 AM
Granted. The LEGO set is a large yellow brick that is made up of smaller yellow bricks.

I wish I had ten thousand LEGO pieces of all varying sizes, shapes, and colors.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 24, 2008, 10:37:51 AM
Granted: You can't make anything out of them.

I wish I had a LEGO Chex Quest set.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 24, 2008, 11:04:44 AM
Granted. You gets 1 thousand green pieces that make a Commonus which aren't good for anything else.

I wish I had a doughnut.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 24, 2008, 11:12:04 AM
Granted: It's so big and filled with chocolate cream that you gain 400 pounds and get diabetes.

I wish I had a yummy pastry.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 24, 2008, 11:36:31 AM
Granted. You get a cheese danish that has cream cheese, and subsequently, a migraine headache.

I wish I would never make a single typo ever again.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 24, 2008, 11:41:50 AM
Granted: You are so perfect that the Grammar Nazis hail you as their leader and you are deemed a  "Nazi."

I wish I could write an 800-page book.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Super Searcher on July 24, 2008, 02:58:09 PM
Granted you get a paper cut.

I wish I had a better computer.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on July 24, 2008, 03:37:44 PM
Granted: That computer turns out to be a U.S. operated Superpower Computer, and this computer fuses with Russia and the entire human race is wiped out except for a group of five people, to whom the two super computers torture. (I refer to the game/book I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream)

I wish I wasn't such a Wiki nerd as to look up stuff such as that game.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Super Searcher on July 24, 2008, 03:45:05 PM
Granted you become a geek.

I wish I had a thousand dollars.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 24, 2008, 03:47:13 PM
Granted: You spend it all on food, and gain 50 pounds.

I wish I had 2,000 dollars.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 24, 2008, 07:36:22 PM
Granted. You still spent it all on food, only you gained 100 pounds, not 50.

I wish that eating made you lose weight, therefore, you had to control how much you ate much more closely so as to not make yourself disappear.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 25, 2008, 12:10:40 PM
Granted: You eat a year's supply of Hershey's Chocolate Bars in a day.  You vanish without a trace.

I wish eating never made you gain or lose weight, and that I was the perfect weight.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Super Searcher on July 25, 2008, 01:07:01 PM
Granted your the perfect weight to fight the boxing champ.

I wish I had a banana.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 25, 2008, 08:18:58 PM
Granted. It's as black as an Ace of spades.

I wish a had a fresh, yellow banana.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 25, 2008, 10:24:34 PM
Granted: It is the cursed banana phone.

I wish my cable couldn't break.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Rushnerd on July 25, 2008, 10:35:02 PM
(http://www.cecm.sfu.ca/~pborwein/pborwein_resources/pi.png)
Yum.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 25, 2008, 10:49:49 PM
Eh...

42?
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 26, 2008, 11:13:33 AM
Granted. The cable is so strong, it breaks the rest of your computer.

I wish that large Greek letters weren't yummy anymore.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 26, 2008, 11:16:03 AM
Granted: They're magically delicious!

I wish I could program DECORATE with my mind.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 26, 2008, 11:25:21 AM
Granted. Your new DECORATE patch makes the other long patch you made pale in comparison, which ultimately crashes GZDoom and everything else in sight.

I wish I knew how to do DECORATE and ACS.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 26, 2008, 11:39:39 AM
Granted: You know how to type. ;D

I wish you would go to the Zdoom Wiki to find out!

www.zdoom.org/wiki
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 26, 2008, 12:19:09 PM
Granted. The instructions blow my mind up.

I wish that I knew how to type without having to "hunt and peck".
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 26, 2008, 12:23:57 PM
O_O Ya don't know?

Granted: You use the home keys now. Your Words Per Minute average has doubled.

I wish I had cotton candy.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Super Searcher on July 26, 2008, 12:31:54 PM
Granted. you get covered in sticky candy.

I wish I had a pet. 
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 26, 2008, 12:32:58 PM
Granted: You get a Tyrannosaurus Rex that swallows you alive.

I wish that Super Searcher's death would be quick and painless.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Super Searcher on July 26, 2008, 12:34:27 PM
Granted. but you get stepped on by the T-rex.

I wish I could live! :'(
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 26, 2008, 01:03:49 PM
Granted: You are now a single celled paramecium without a brain.

I wish I could have a Zora.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Super Searcher on July 26, 2008, 02:12:33 PM
Granted. you can have a Zora thats torn to shreds.

I wish I could have a real sword.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 26, 2008, 02:34:54 PM
Granted: It is two millimeters long.

I wish I was taller.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on July 26, 2008, 03:59:08 PM
Granted: Your former chance of marrying a japanese woman is shattered because she is too short to kiss you.

I wish I could animate in Flash and make all the movies I have ideas for.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 26, 2008, 09:02:44 PM
I HAS NO WISH TO MARRY NO JAPANESE WOMAN!

Granted: Your computer explodes before you can make any videos.

I wish I was an exorcist.
Title: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 27, 2008, 02:20:06 AM
Granted, you an "exercist," and you work hand-in-hand with Richard Simmons and make the next "sweating to the 80s" video.

I wish I knew how I keep messing up "m" and making it an "h."
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on July 27, 2008, 02:52:48 AM
I HAS NO WISH TO MARRY NO JAPANESE WOMAN!


I know, 'twas a joke.

Granted: You have no other hobby other then that.

I wish I was a god at GIMP.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 27, 2008, 02:57:19 AM
Granted: GIMP had barely any features and gave way to GIMP 2, which is what is in use today.

I wish I wasn't an "exercist". <--- SPELLING FAILURE!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on July 27, 2008, 03:36:07 AM
Granted: You become a Exorcist, but you end up getting pwned by an Akuma.

I wish summer was longer.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Allen Walker on July 27, 2008, 03:39:16 AM
Granted. Only it lasts forever and you go to school anyway.

I wish....I were a bird! (refrence to a NOVA english school commercial)
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on July 27, 2008, 03:41:12 AM
Granted: You get hit by a semi truck that has written on the side "I wished for that already".

I wish I could spawn food out of my hands.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 27, 2008, 11:02:37 AM
Granted. Milk constantly pours out of your hands, and everyone in your neighborhood is now mad at you....

I wish that I could summon a bowl of vegetables at my command.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 27, 2008, 12:30:35 PM
Granted: The vegetables are rotted.

I wish.... eh.... I wish I knew what to wish for!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 27, 2008, 03:46:09 PM
Granted. You are told to wish for the deletion of Chukker's Chex Quest 3.

I wish that Chukker's Chex Quest 3 would be released soon, within the next month.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Allen Walker on July 27, 2008, 04:06:41 PM
Granted. Only, now its plauged with a virus and your computer is owned.

I wish I could be fly.
Title: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 27, 2008, 05:55:34 PM
Granted, by "Fly," you meant the secondary meaning, which is to slap someone with a fly.

I wish that I didn't have rust on my finger from my Prairie Diamond Ring.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on July 27, 2008, 07:06:15 PM
Granted: You have gangreen from the ring that spreads so much so, you end up like Caesar.

I wish I could do some form of Irish jig.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Super Searcher on July 27, 2008, 09:58:17 PM
Granted. you do the hokey-poky.

I wish I had a big balloon. 
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on July 28, 2008, 03:00:50 AM
Granted: It is a HUGE balloon of Laughing Gas from Taiwan, and you end up getting arrested.

I wish the hobbits would NOT go to Isengard.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 28, 2008, 11:07:03 AM
Granted: They simply walk into Mordor instead, and get themselves slaughtered by Orcs.

I wish I had Sting.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 28, 2008, 01:09:38 PM
Granted. You got a sting from a killer bee.

I wish that I was good at GIMP.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Super Searcher on July 28, 2008, 01:34:40 PM
Granted. you are the best person at GIMP in the world but your computer crashes.

I wish Xbolt and I could do newmaps episode 4 right now. 
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 28, 2008, 04:59:22 PM
Granted: It is epic failure.

I wish, I wish that Chukker was done with Chex Quest 3, it wasn't corrupted, it was downloadable, it was epicly awesome, he wouldn't take it down from the internet, and it was playable.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Super Searcher on July 28, 2008, 05:09:21 PM
Granted. HIS computer crashes and he looses everything on it.

I wish I had a live toy. 
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 28, 2008, 05:11:10 PM
Granted: It's a toy Tyrannosaurus Rex that tears you into little Searcher-bits and then eats the little bits.

I wish I could finish my book and it would be good.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 28, 2008, 07:36:27 PM
Granted, but the publishers seem to miss the fact that it is good....

I wish I was handsome.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on July 29, 2008, 12:05:10 AM
Granted:  But you are "handsome" in the way Allen and I are handsome, I.E. you may get negative comments from steroid head teenage guys for this "brand" of handsome. (Allen and I have been called handsome a few times, but of course, there are complete bonkura's that see this brand as....well...the word almost came up in Word Modification, and manny said that the person failed it for almost going negitive twice.)

I wish BMD would beat Skifree.
Title: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 29, 2008, 04:04:22 AM
Granted, but "Beating" it would be breaking the system for playing for so long, so I play skifree for 37 years straight.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 29, 2008, 10:02:40 AM
YOU FAIL AGAIN FOR NOT POSTING A WISH.

I've been called handsome a few times too, but I don't get comments from teenage guys....actually, I am surprisingly well-known in my school.

I wish I could PWN all at Chip's Challenge, and that my computer would never crash, and Chip's Challenge would stay on it for eternity.

(Hey, did you notice Chip's Challenge is CC? XD)
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 29, 2008, 11:19:33 AM
Granted: Your computer is frozen five hundred miles under the Arctric Circle.

I wish I could dance the Numa Numa song.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 29, 2008, 12:18:48 PM
Granted: You now hate the Numa Numa song because you've danced to it so much.

I wish I could dance, period.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 29, 2008, 01:47:06 PM
Granted. You can do the robot.

I wish that I was a Google wizard.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on July 30, 2008, 04:27:09 AM
Granted: But the Van Wizard gets envious and casts magic missile on you.

I wish I could pass on the Caramelldansen to all of my future generations.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 30, 2008, 09:53:37 AM
Granted: Your children and grandchildren and so on become crazy anime-obsessed Caramelldansen otakus.

I wish Anime and Manga were never invented, to avoid all this nonsense.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on July 31, 2008, 03:06:07 AM
Granted:  Instead of anime and manga, we flock moreso towards american comics, and make the same thing with Green Lanturn!

I wish I could ..............I dunno.  Make a wish for me.

(And besides, the anime that the dancing girls comes from, I would not watch.  It is semi-lolli.)
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 31, 2008, 03:09:53 AM
KUWABARA'S WISH: I wish I could be a magical being!

Granted: You gain amazing abilities and can teleport.

I wish I was truely awesome.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on July 31, 2008, 03:47:40 AM
Granted:  Egoraptor makes an entire seires based off of you.

I wish I was a master in the Art of the Internetz. 
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on July 31, 2008, 12:31:16 PM
Granted. You create a new internet craze, and Manuel Cavalera precedes to eat your soul over it.

I wish I knew how to abolish internet crazes, internet jargon, and the like.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Frizkie on July 31, 2008, 03:16:12 PM
Granted: You try and abolish the largest internet craze in the history of the world. A mob uses your IP address to find where you live. They hunt you down and torture you.

I wish I was fluent in Fragglescript.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: xbolt on July 31, 2008, 03:43:31 PM
Granted. But you switch over to ZDoom so your skills are useless.

I wish I would finish Newmaps faster.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on July 31, 2008, 03:50:16 PM
Granted: You "Make it a $20 dollar project", and you "Crap it out for the holidays" so it sucks.

I wish there wasn't so much shovelware on the Wii.

(BTW the quotes come from a publisher ^name not mentioned^ that was confronting High Voltage Software about their pwnage project The Conduit. Look it up.)
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on August 01, 2008, 01:30:03 PM
Granted: There's spadeware.

I wish I could have someone else wish something for me.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on August 01, 2008, 05:19:08 PM
Granted:  CC: "I wish I could grow my hair down to my waist!"

Granted Redux: You end up dragging a rabie infested Chihuahua from Mexico in your hair to your house.

I wish I would stop getting xbolt's songs stuck in my head. (Not really, but I post it anyway)
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: xbolt on August 01, 2008, 09:21:19 PM
Granted. You now have something even worse stuck in your head that drives you utterly insane.

I wish for *mumble*
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Super Searcher on August 01, 2008, 09:27:15 PM
Granted you get a cheese sandwich.

I wish I had a big steak right now.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Rushnerd on August 01, 2008, 09:33:51 PM
Granted
(http://projecthauntedhouse.net/woodenStake.JPG)

I wish I had a state-of-the-art computer cooling system...
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on August 01, 2008, 10:10:48 PM
Granted. Your new hardware has cooled your computer to somewhere in the neighborhood of  -273 degrees Celsius.

I wish for some bullion.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on August 02, 2008, 03:45:56 AM
Granted: You get those beef bullion cubes that people put in their broths and such.

I wish I had the mental capability to watch all of the AMV Hell series.
Title: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on August 02, 2008, 04:26:42 AM
Granted:  You never get a life, a job, a girlfriend, a real friend, and die of starvation and thirst because you were too busy watching AMVs.



I wish for....beef.....stew.....
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on August 02, 2008, 08:29:00 PM
Granted:  But you become part of the stew by being transformed into a 'Tater.  (Plus, you were boiled and mashed, then we stuck you in a stew)

I wish I had a bokken. (And the snapped in half one that my older brother gave me doesn't count.)
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Rushnerd on August 02, 2008, 08:57:48 PM
Granted: You now posses a Mop, it comes in a yellow plastic carrying case with wheels and a handle.

Granted. Your new hardware has cooled your computer to somewhere in the neighborhood of  -273 degrees Celsius.

I wish for some bullion.
^^ >:( >:( YOU FOOL! You just ruined my entire system, you can't cool computer parts THAT low! >:( >:(
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on August 02, 2008, 11:19:39 PM
That'd be odd if you could.  BTW you didn't post a wish.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Rushnerd on August 03, 2008, 07:48:19 AM
I wish again for a cooling system, but not one that will freeze my computers operations as well >.<

Enjoying your Mop?
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 03, 2008, 03:04:43 PM
Granted: It's a negative cooling system that sets your pants on fire.

I wish that Desu didn't destroy anything.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on August 03, 2008, 03:17:08 PM
Grante-- *head explodes* Aaaarrrrgggghhhh, wish failed. Next time, don't wish for the impossible, 'kay?

I wish computers didn't give off heat, and as such, required no means of cooling them.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 03, 2008, 03:19:02 PM
Granted: All computers are shut off.

I wish that wishing that Desu wouldn't destroy anything was not an impossible wish.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Rushnerd on August 03, 2008, 05:27:04 PM
Granted: All computers are shut off.

I wish that wishing that Desu wouldn't destroy anything was not an impossible wish.
Granted:DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
Turn all computers back on now before the world implodes.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 03, 2008, 10:41:35 PM
YOU FAIL FOR NOT POSTING A WISH!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 03, 2008, 10:42:14 PM
You forgot to wish for something.  So I have decided for you.

Granted:  You have been transported to a planet that has been destroyed by DESU.

I wish that whoever grants my next wish gets hit by a smiley laser.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 03, 2008, 10:43:11 PM
Granted: I redirect it and pierces your heart, thus ending your life.

I wish TheMasterOfBattle's life had not ended in a Smiley Lazer incident.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 03, 2008, 10:46:23 PM
Granted:  I come back to life and the smiley laser comes back and hits its original target, seriously wounding, but not killing The Slimanator.

I wish that Desu no longer existed.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 03, 2008, 10:55:50 PM
Granted: The Slimeinator and Manny Cav are happy, but DesuChan comes alive from the Internet and eats your liver.

I wish that I didn't spell wihs wrong.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 03, 2008, 11:00:59 PM
Granted: but that is the only word you can spell correctly now.

I wish that I had my liver again.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 03, 2008, 11:02:35 PM
Granted: It's a digested blob.

I wish I had a cool sprite set for the Dekarhinus, which is a Spider Mastermind Flemoid replacement.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 03, 2008, 11:06:36 PM
Granted: but the files are corrupt and destroy your harddrive.

I wish my posts in the forums games section counted to my post count.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 03, 2008, 11:07:33 PM
Granted: The posts count against your post count, so you now have -2 posts.

I wish my posts in Forum Games added to my post count by a positive value.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 03, 2008, 11:13:46 PM
Granted: you post count increases by 1 x 10-1000000000000000000000000per post, but as this number is too small, the forums don't register it as a post.

I wish for my army to be replentished with new warriors for my war with you.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 03, 2008, 11:15:59 PM
Granted: They are instantly melted due to the sheer amount of goo inside and on top of the ground.

I wish that a goat would die. I don't know why.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 03, 2008, 11:18:46 PM
Granted: a goat dies, but El Chupacabra comes and eats you because you denied it the killing of the goat.

I wish that The Slimeinator came back to life so we can continue our war, and I don't know why. :D
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 03, 2008, 11:37:03 PM
sorry for the double post but

*TheMasterOfBattle wonders if people can be brought back to life if they have been killed by El Chupacabra*  :D
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 03, 2008, 11:52:30 PM
Granted: An Arch-Vile comes and revives me, but I then defeat you in our war.

I wish for no moar desu.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 03, 2008, 11:57:44 PM
Granted: due to the typo in your wish, you get all the Desu in the universe dumped on your army, and wild boars no longer exist.

I wish I wasn't defeated.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 03, 2008, 11:59:29 PM
Granted: You are epicly defeated.

I wish that I had a pet dragon who obeyed my every command and who was larger than me, and lived as long as I wanted it to.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 04, 2008, 12:02:28 AM
Granted: but when you tell it to come, it crushes you with its bulk.

I wish I had infinite hard-drive space.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 04, 2008, 12:04:04 AM
Granted: It overloads your computer and then causes the Elephants of Disordeal to come to your house and eat your plates.

I wish I was eaten by a dragon.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 04, 2008, 12:08:31 AM
Granted: the world's smallest dragon slowly and painfully eats you bit by tiny bit.

I wish my computer was no longer overloaded and that the Elephants of Disordeal were teleported away from my house.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 04, 2008, 12:12:30 AM
Granted: Your computer is set on fire and the Elephants of Disordeal are replaced with the Lizards of Disordeal, who have 2x more Disordeal value than the Elephants of Disordeal.

I wish that a dragon who could fit me in his mouth and throat would swallow me alive without hurting me.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 04, 2008, 12:16:17 AM
Granted: but the world's smallest dragon hides in the large dragons mouth and again slowly eats you bit by bit.

I wish that my wish can't be turned against me.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Super Searcher on August 04, 2008, 02:31:16 AM
Granted BUT all your other wishes turn against you.

I wish I was a lego master builder.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Rushnerd on August 04, 2008, 05:16:37 AM

Turn all computers back on now before the world implodes.
You guys aren't too bright, that IS my wish.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 04, 2008, 05:27:41 AM
Well, you didn't say "I Wish". So, YOU FAIL.

Continuing from Super Searcher:

Granted: You are now a computer program that builds Lego Masters.

I wish I could type twice as fast as I do now and that I would not get any damage to my person, my computer, or anything that has ever been involved with me, including my own person as a result of this wish.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on August 04, 2008, 10:11:11 AM
Granted: 3 Species of Moose just died.


I wish they hadn't.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 04, 2008, 10:12:51 AM
Granted: They kick your head clean off of your shoulders instead!

I wish that there was a glass of water on the other side of the planet.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 04, 2008, 11:10:34 AM
Granted: You have now become a glass of water on the other side of the planet.

I wish for a giant to join my army.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on August 04, 2008, 11:15:11 AM
Granted:  He is a pygmy giant, and is the size of an average human.  He is extremely weak.

I wish for asdfqwerty.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 04, 2008, 11:21:05 AM
Granted: You melt into goo, explode, and turn into a Teletubbie.

I wish the Teletubbies would perish in fire, and I would not perish in fire with them!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on August 04, 2008, 11:21:49 AM
Granted: You perish in ice instead.

I wish you had perished in something else.  I like ice.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 04, 2008, 11:28:12 AM
Granted: I perish in Reverse World, and so I do not perish.

I wish that I had an ice cube.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on August 04, 2008, 11:33:22 AM
Granted: You had an ice cube.

I wish I had a very large block of ice that wouldn't melt and would be with me forever.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Pikazec2012 on August 04, 2008, 12:18:19 PM
GRANTED the ice was so cod you got frostbite and died
i wish thw red sox would win the world series ths year
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 04, 2008, 12:24:52 PM
Granted: Due to your spelling failures, your soul is taken by a pink Flemoid.

I wish that Flemoids weren't pink.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on August 04, 2008, 12:58:16 PM
Granted. They are now yellow, and the Doom palette decided to knock down the colors some.

I wish that Manny Ramirez and Manny Cav would stop getting mixed up.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 04, 2008, 01:41:49 PM
Granted: In order to stop name confusion, Manny Ramirez and Manny Cav no longer exist.

I wish the Manny Cav existed again and that The L.A. Dodgers are given a player of equal caliber to Manny Ramirez so I don't get sued by them for making their new player ceasing to exist.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on August 04, 2008, 06:55:46 PM
Granted, but then, I kill you for not wishing to bring back Ramirez like you did for me.

I wish that Manny Ramirez wasn't nonexistent anymore.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 04, 2008, 07:13:51 PM
Granted: Manny Ramirez now exists, and then kills you because of the wish you made earlier.

I wish Manny Cav and I weren't dead anymore.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on August 05, 2008, 04:10:41 PM
Granted: You are fused together into a 3 million celled life form known as The Master of Cav.

I wish I could fuse with Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Super Searcher on August 05, 2008, 05:10:27 PM
Granted. you fuse with Chuck Norris but his power is to great for you and you die.

I wish I had a castle.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 05, 2008, 06:40:22 PM
Granted: But it is a small ruined castle guarded by a dragon who eats you.

I wish I had a large ice-cream sundae with a cherry on top.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Super Searcher on August 05, 2008, 07:00:53 PM
Granted. it gives you a tummy ace.

I wish I had a cookie.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 05, 2008, 07:02:48 PM
Granted: But it had iocane powder in it so you die almost instantly.

I wish I was immune to iocane powder.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on August 06, 2008, 11:15:26 AM
Granted: You eat an arsenic sandwich laced with cyanide instead.

I wish I would never die.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on August 06, 2008, 11:27:02 AM
Granted. You'll have an afterlife.

I wish Chex Quest Arena would be finished by tomorrow.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 06, 2008, 11:33:18 AM
Granted: But because of its awesomeness, your computer destroys itself because it knows it is unworthy.

I wish I had unlimited power.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Loremaster on August 10, 2008, 04:26:13 AM
Granted: Your power level is now well over 9000. However, your head asplode trying to comprehend how that could be.

I wish I had some delicious cake.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 10, 2008, 12:51:52 PM
Granted: you have a crumb of a delicious cake.

I wish my head could comprehend a power level over 9000.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on August 10, 2008, 03:06:21 PM
Granted. That power level is nothing else than desu. Because you were able to comprehend this amount of power, you are burned at the stake as a heretic.

I wish that nobody would want to comprehend such a power level anymore.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 10, 2008, 03:37:34 PM
Granted: Now whenever anyone watches Dragonball Z.  Their heads blow up.

I wish that whoever likes Desu would be destroyed.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on August 10, 2008, 03:48:42 PM
Granted. Half the world is found missing which causes chaos.

I wish for some cornbread for my butter beans.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 10, 2008, 03:58:16 PM
Granted:  You receive a pile of corn in the shape of a loaf of bread to go with your butten in the shape of beans.

I wish there was no such thing as politics.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on August 10, 2008, 04:10:14 PM
Granted. Now there is no government, and every man rules for himself.

I wish that there could be governments without politics.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 10, 2008, 04:12:59 PM
Granted:  People kill each other now when they disagree.

I wish for Law & Order.

I just know someone is going to post something about Chuck Norris because of this. XD
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on August 10, 2008, 06:50:30 PM
Granted. You get a couple of legs.

I wish you could understand what I just said.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 10, 2008, 09:37:00 PM
Granted:  I see Chuck Norris' legs and they are aimed at your head.  (I knew this was coming, hence the 1pt text under my previous post ;D )

I wish I had X-Ray vision.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on August 10, 2008, 11:23:58 PM
Granted:  You can't get a girlfriend (or wife for that matter) because you used your X-Ray vision so much, they assume you will X-Ray them.

I wish my backspace key would stop being unresponsive.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 10, 2008, 11:52:38 PM
Granted: It is now permantely on, meaning you can never type anything as it will immediately erased.

I wish I had a million dollars.

I bet it is going to be a million in Monopoly money. XD
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on August 11, 2008, 12:06:42 AM
Granted:  It ISN'T in Monopoly money, it's in illegal money being held in tiny European countries, so you get arrested.

I wish I wasn't bored.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 11, 2008, 12:09:32 AM
Granted: Chuck Norris comes to stop you from being bored by killing you.

I wish Chuck Norris would attack and permanently destroy Desu.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on August 11, 2008, 12:13:06 AM
Granted:  A word is used to replace it.  (Seriously, enough with the freakin' anit-desu already.)

I wish I had the Gauntlets of the Necromancer! (Muahahahaha!)
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 11, 2008, 12:17:18 AM
Granted: You die because you dare to touch them.

I wish I had an large apple pie.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: xbolt on August 11, 2008, 01:34:54 AM
Granted. You eat the whole thing, and get sick to your stomach.


I wish for PWNIES!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Loremaster on August 11, 2008, 02:54:48 AM
Granted: You are pwned by your own pwnies. The CQFF turns up for the funeral, but only because there was a buffet.

I wish my bottle of water was full instead of empty.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 11, 2008, 10:17:40 AM
Granted: It is full of water mixed with iocane powder.  You die by drinking it.

I wish I could watch a battle between Chuck Norris and Mr. T.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on August 11, 2008, 10:34:44 AM
Granted: Mr. T PWNS Chuck Norris big time.  The world's head asplode due to the fact that this is impossible.

I wish I were still alive.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 11, 2008, 10:36:12 AM
Granted: You are alive, but can never move.

I wish that the world could comprehend the awesomeness of Mr. T and Chuck Norris in the same room.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on August 11, 2008, 11:54:23 AM
Granted, but the power level is a recognizable number that is equatable with that dreaded thing, so the world has to be destroyed for this sin.

I wish that no one would ever want to understand anything that had a power level more than 9,000.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Super Searcher on August 12, 2008, 01:58:48 AM
Uh...granted what ever you said.

I wish I had a dog.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on August 12, 2008, 12:21:17 PM
Granted. It pees and poos on command, and your older brother realizes the possibility of an exploit here.

I wish that LOL meant what it used to.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 12, 2008, 12:25:32 PM
Granted: The world explodes into a general love-fest that rips down the place where you live, kidnaps you, and makes you sing a song at a romantic diner.

I wish I had a Flemoid in real life that was as big as me.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on August 12, 2008, 12:32:13 PM
Granted. It decides it wants to slime your family.

I wish that a new Chex Quest 4 would be made, much like a new Chex Quest 3 is being made.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on August 12, 2008, 12:57:40 PM
Granted: It doesn't come out till 20X6.

I wish school could exist without homework.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on August 12, 2008, 01:32:17 PM
You get no vacations, long 23-hour, 59-minute days, and school 7 days a week.

I wish life was normal.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on August 12, 2008, 01:37:37 PM
Granted: You never get a autobiography.

I wish life was more looooooongcat.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Loremaster on August 12, 2008, 08:52:49 PM
Granted: you jump in the local Pool and are killed by a Stingray with AIDS.

I wish I had another cup of this delicious coffee.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 13, 2008, 12:18:03 AM
Granted: You become a cup of delicious coffee.

I wish I had a large slice of lemon pie.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Loremaster on August 13, 2008, 02:13:01 AM
Granted: You are crushed into a pulp by a one-ton slice of lemon pie.

I wish I had been able to go see Evangelion 1.0: You Are (not) Alone in theatres.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on August 13, 2008, 10:40:52 AM
Granted: It sucked.

I wish I had done more stuff this summer.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 13, 2008, 11:38:59 AM
Granted: you are sent back in time to the beginning of this summer to go to summer school.

I wish that my slice of lemon pie wasn't so big.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on August 13, 2008, 12:34:29 PM
Granted. It's now the size of a jelly bean.

I wish that... uh... how 'bout them Patriots.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on August 13, 2008, 12:36:08 PM
Granted: Tom Brady comes and tackles you.

I wish for...them Red Sox.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on August 13, 2008, 12:40:11 PM
Granted. Manny Ramirez rips you apart because you mentioned that team.

I wish that I had a cheesecake, would eat the whole thing, and could do so without any negative consequences whatsoever.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on August 13, 2008, 12:41:54 PM
Mmm, I love cheesecake!

Ha! Got ya, fooled ya!

(Manny should recognize that)

Granted: You get bored because nothing happens.

I wish something happened.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 13, 2008, 12:44:21 PM
Granted: Chuck Norris comes and roundhouse kicks you in the face.

I wish that nothing bad could happen to me today.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on August 13, 2008, 12:53:30 PM
Granted. You'll be pitching for the "Angels" next Tuesday. 0:) ;D

I wish that that mad scientist with the blue skin would shut up.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on August 13, 2008, 12:58:10 PM
Granted: His assistant Melanie with the video camera talks endlessly.

I wish the blue-skinned scientist would say, "Hey, that was a great movie! Whaddya wanna do now?"
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on August 13, 2008, 01:25:41 PM
Granted. It's now the size of a jelly bean.

I wish that... uh... how 'bout them Patriots.

LOL!  BMD is infecting your mind!

On topic:  Granted: By saying this, he causes YOUR HEAD ASPLODE in disbelief.

I wish I had a supercomputer.  (One that would get the rushnerd seal of approval.)
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 13, 2008, 02:06:25 PM
Granted: It wipes out the power grid in your area for miles around.

I wish I wasn't pitching for the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim next Tuesday.  (Why they decided to change their name to that I have no idea)
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on August 13, 2008, 02:19:41 PM
Granted: It wipes out the power grid in your area for miles around.

I wish I wasn't pitching for the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim next Tuesday.  (Why they decided to change their name to that I have no idea)
LAWL! You missed the entire point, unless I'm missing the sarcasm!

Granted: You're pitching for the Red Sox.  Manny rips you up.

I wish I pitched for the Yankees, not.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 13, 2008, 02:30:18 PM
Granted: You are pitching for one of their farm system teams.

I wish I wasn't ripped in pieces.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on August 13, 2008, 06:40:43 PM
Granted. You are ripped in shreds, instead.

I wish that Melanie would shut up, too, along with that other dude
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on August 14, 2008, 12:18:26 PM
Granted: The manhole cover keeps right on talking.

I wish I were a cheesecake.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 14, 2008, 12:19:54 PM
Granted: You are now a cheesecake, and someone eats you.

I wish I wasn't harmed or mutilated in any way, shape, or form.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on August 14, 2008, 12:24:02 PM
Granted. You have been thrown in a prison cell for the rest of eternity.

I wish that the manhole would shut up with the rest of the loud-mouths.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on August 14, 2008, 12:40:02 PM
Granted. You have been thrown in a prison cell for the rest of eternity.

I wish that the manhole would shut up with the rest of the loud-mouths.
Granted: Hey look, it's the toolbox! Here's where you can Open or Save a movie!

I wish that I were shut up in a prison cell.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 14, 2008, 01:09:38 PM
Granted: You are now in a prison cell, and your vocal cords have been removed.

I wish I wasn't in a prison cell for the rest of eternity.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on August 14, 2008, 01:35:53 PM
Granted:  You are underground in a box filled up with peas for all eternity.

I wish I could get SBCGFAP.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on August 14, 2008, 09:37:43 PM
Granted. Your brain has been scrambled to just that.

I wish that the pages in the book were back together again.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 15, 2008, 04:04:45 AM
Granted: The legendary Manbearpig comes and eats your skull.

I wish that the legendary Manbearpig didn't exist.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on August 15, 2008, 12:09:12 PM
Granted: Inappropriate late-night adult cartoon shows no longer exist.  Thank goodness.  The world is happy.

I wish Melanie and McZee were talking again.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on August 15, 2008, 12:10:43 PM
Granted: I have no idea who either of those people are, so they die in a rain of molten acorns.

I wish I had a non-deadly squirrel in my backyard.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on August 15, 2008, 12:22:46 PM
Granted. It decides to take up residence in your birdhouse and eat all of your bird food.

I wish that stuff could be unseen.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 15, 2008, 01:13:06 PM
Granted: you can't see anything.

I wish for inpenetreble anti-virus software.
Title: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on August 16, 2008, 03:33:40 PM
Granted, you get a disease :P




I wish for a fine dinner of molten acorns.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 16, 2008, 04:04:24 PM
Granted: They melt you when you touch them.

I wish I didn't have a disease.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on August 16, 2008, 09:05:42 PM
Granted. You have a broken spinal cord, instead.

I wish Chex Quest Arena could be ready to release within the week.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 16, 2008, 10:18:14 PM
Granted: Chuck Norris Destroys it because it is more awesome then him.

I wish that Chex Quest Arena wasn't destroyed.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on August 17, 2008, 11:05:10 AM
Granted. Since it was your post where it happened, you get destroyed, instead.

I wish that you wouldn't order the destruction of my stuff, anymore.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Super Searcher on August 17, 2008, 11:28:25 AM
Granted. I do though.

I wish I had super powers.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on August 17, 2008, 01:50:43 PM
Granted: You now have the power of failing epicly.

I wish that the Baltimore Orioles end up with a winning season this year.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 24, 2008, 11:28:38 PM
non granted: it didn't work. :'(

I wish for the revival of this thread.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on September 24, 2008, 11:55:31 PM
Granted: It costs you your sooouuullll. :o

I wish TMOBattle and I had souls.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 25, 2008, 09:45:34 AM
Granted:  At the cost of your head.

I wish The Slimeinator had a head.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on September 25, 2008, 08:09:01 PM
Granted: Your head is removed and put on a stake.

I wish I didn't have a steak.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on September 25, 2008, 08:38:17 PM
Granted: you now have a killer whale on your head.

I wish for a cookie.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: furubagirl on October 02, 2008, 05:21:20 PM
Granted: unfortunatly, it was carnivorus and bit your nose off

i wish for summer to never end
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 02, 2008, 05:29:30 PM
Granted: Summer school is now compulsary.

I wish for a jelly doughnut.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: furubagirl on October 02, 2008, 10:54:46 PM
Granted: i hope you like bug guts instead of jelly

i wish i could think of something to wish for
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Super Searcher on October 02, 2008, 10:56:49 PM
Granted you think and wish for a stampede of rhinos.

I wish I had a billion dollars.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 02, 2008, 10:59:00 PM
Granted: It is all in Monopoly money.

I wish for some real money.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Super Searcher on October 02, 2008, 11:01:01 PM
Granted its all torn in half.

I wish I had living Legos.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 02, 2008, 11:01:35 PM
Granted: They destroy you.

I wish to have a power level OVER 9000!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on October 02, 2008, 11:07:15 PM
Granted: You are disintegrated by the power level.

I wish the leet topic was destroyed. >:(
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 02, 2008, 11:12:11 PM
Granted: you are destroyed so you do not have to see it.

I wish for _______
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on October 02, 2008, 11:14:55 PM
Granted: A Horla comes and devours you. And your precious leet post count AND topic are deleted!!!

I wish that I can't die as a result of this wish and that nothing of mine would be taken, hurt, destroyed, and that I cannot be harmed as a result of this wish.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 02, 2008, 11:18:13 PM
Granted: You are driven insane by being in solitary confinement for the rest of eternity.

I wish I was not dead.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on October 02, 2008, 11:19:17 PM
Granted: You are driven insane by being in solitary confinement for the rest of eternity.

I would qualify that as "harm." You fail.

Granted: You are put into a black void to float for the rest of eternity with nothing, not even light.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: furubagirl on October 02, 2008, 11:27:27 PM
you forgot to wish...
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on October 02, 2008, 11:28:36 PM
Granted: You lose the "f" in your username.

I wish I was the most epic mapper ever, and that I can't die as a result of this wish and that nothing of mine would be taken, hurt, destroyed, and that I cannot be harmed as a result of this wish.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 02, 2008, 11:29:39 PM
Granted:  No one ever plays your maps.

I wish for an apple pie.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: furubagirl on October 02, 2008, 11:32:09 PM
Granted: it's so hot it burns you up

i wish i had the "f'" back in my name
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on October 02, 2008, 11:34:27 PM
Granted: You lose the "r". ;D

I wish this smiley was clickable: 0:)
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: furubagirl on October 04, 2008, 07:27:55 PM
Granted: it becomes >:D

I wish TMOBattle had manners
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 04, 2008, 08:36:12 PM
Granted: It was interpreted as the word manors, so TMOBattle now has many manors.

I wish for a cookie.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: furubagirl on October 05, 2008, 06:34:08 PM
Granted: it costs you three fingers

I wish I had my entire name back
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Nomekop on October 06, 2008, 06:09:44 PM
Granted, however it is over 9000 words long

I wish that my next wish is not corrupted.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 06, 2008, 06:12:26 PM
Granted: You are corrupted instead.

I wish that I had a lightsaber.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Goldfish on October 14, 2008, 12:27:44 AM
(Yay! I found it ^.^; Heh...)

Granted. You have a lightsaber - but it is not working. When you turn it on it sputters for a moment before emitting a shower of sparks and goes silent. The sparks also caught some of your homework on fire. You may have to rewrite all that...

I wish I had pet dragon.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Super Searcher on October 14, 2008, 12:47:45 AM
Granted it torches you.

I wish I had a normal pet.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on October 14, 2008, 12:51:33 AM
Granted: It eats you.

I wish I didn't have any pop-ups in my Internet Explorer and that no harm can come to me or my possessions as a result of this wish.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: xbolt on October 14, 2008, 12:56:53 AM
Granted, but somewhere, the guy that makes the popups kills a kitten.

I wish that Phobos orbited Mars slightly farther away than it's current orbital path.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Super Searcher on October 14, 2008, 01:14:28 AM
Granted it hits a asteroid and blows up.

I wish I could go to the moon and back without anything bad happen.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Replica on October 14, 2008, 01:44:24 AM
Granted, but you are shot when you come back.

I wish I would be able to make Great sprites in a matter of minutes.

Now, I would like to point out that Phobos is a Moon. So It cannot hit a Asteroid, the Asteroid would hit it. And that an asteroid cannot blow up a planet. There for you epic fail. (Fail is aloud here right?)
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: xbolt on October 14, 2008, 02:02:23 AM
Granted, it is the soda.

I wish a fish.

Now, I would like to point out that Phobos is a Moon. So It cannot hit a Asteroid, the Asteroid would hit it. And that an asteroid cannot blow up a planet. There for you epic fail. (Fail is aloud here right?)

Well, to be technical, it is quite possible that Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids captured by Mars's gravitational pull. And also, there are asteroids that are larger than both moons. (Ceres comes to mind)

If your read it aloud, I suppose it would be... Or if you have one of those text-to-speech things.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Flurb on October 14, 2008, 02:24:43 AM
I wish a fist... what? How can I grant your wish if you dont finish it. I could be some like. I wish a fish would fly up and hit my face or something like that.
I'll just assume you wished for a fish to suck out your innards.
Wish granted! XD

I want a portable consol that is compatible with and plays every video game in all existence!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Replica on October 14, 2008, 02:27:54 AM
Granted, but it breaks down, and can't be fixed.

I wish I could burp my ABC's
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Super Searcher on October 14, 2008, 12:27:58 PM
Granted then your Mom grounds you for ban manners.

I wish I had a BANANA!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Replica on October 14, 2008, 01:33:15 PM
Granted then your Mom grounds you for ban manners.

I wish I had a BANANA!

Granted but the Banana gives you abunch of deadly viruses, and it's rotten.

I wish I was awsome.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 14, 2008, 01:45:14 PM
Granted, Chuck Norris kills you for trying to be awesome.

I wish that one day I could try a turducken.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on October 14, 2008, 06:40:11 PM
Now, I would like to point out that Phobos is a Moon. So It cannot hit a Asteroid, the Asteroid would hit it. And that an asteroid cannot blow up a planet. There for you epic fail. (Fail is aloud here right?)
Yes (http://chexquest.org/index.php?topic=913.0). ;)

Granted, but it just kills you.

I wish The Slimeinator would try Firefox.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 14, 2008, 06:42:05 PM
Granted: he sets you an fire with it.

I wish I wasn't dead.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Replica on October 14, 2008, 06:47:14 PM
Granted: he sets you an fire with it.

I wish I wasn't dead.

Oh come on! I find the fact that you couldn't come up any thing better then. "He sats you an fire with it" well, IDK what to say but you fail.

Granted for 10 seconds. But after that you die.

I wish I had some cake to throw it in the person who posts next's face.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Nomekop on October 14, 2008, 07:53:17 PM
Granted but I open my mouth very wide and eat it 'O' o= c'.'
I wish that I could sprite worth a darn.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on October 14, 2008, 09:46:39 PM
Granted:  You make sprites that would make 4Chaners *ahem* quite happy.

I wish..............................I didn't have my "beard that makes me look like I failed Puberty in high school" genes from my dad.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on October 14, 2008, 10:05:05 PM
I wish The Slimeinator would try Firefox.

I granted your wish in the past. I stuck with Internet Explorer. :P

Granted: But since I fail at puberty too, I drag you down and slice off your left index finger!

I wish I would remember to make wishes without having to edit my post afterwards. -_-
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Goldfish on October 14, 2008, 10:13:34 PM
I wish..............................I didn't have my "beard that makes me look like I failed Puberty in high school" genes from my dad.

ROFL  ;D
Okay random sister moment with that one - it is so weird to hear one of my younger brothers talking about getting a beard!!
Eh - besides Kuwabara - from what I've seen you totally pwn him. At least I can imagine you not looking like Abraham Lincoln. *Shivers* My Dad with a beard is scary.

*Ahem* Now back on topic...

Granted - you can now post wishes without having to edit afterwards. You now spend multiple hours editting your post before it is posted - and then learn that someone has posted while you were writing.

I wish that duct tape could fix everything.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on October 20, 2008, 02:07:02 PM
Granted:  But you get wrapped up in 500 tons of it.

I wish that more people would post today.  (This is the first post on the board today by server time. :(
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on November 04, 2008, 11:01:21 AM
Granted: But they were spammers, so none of their posts counted.

I wish duct tape were golden.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on November 09, 2008, 02:32:22 PM
Granted: But duct tape does not compute, so you put your head on your floor and walk in circles yelling "DERF!"

I wish that derf was a word.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on November 09, 2008, 02:45:56 PM
Granted: It's a swear worse than the worst one out there.

I wish I could drift in a sweet sports car without getting hurt.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Super Searcher on November 09, 2008, 06:35:47 PM
Granted as soon as you get the car it explodes.

I wish I had a big pizza.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: xbolt on November 09, 2008, 06:38:12 PM
Granted, but SM comes and fights it.

I wish I had a sandvich.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on November 09, 2008, 07:10:24 PM
Granted: A sandvich is a type of exploding flying squirrel.

I wish that I had a bean.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on November 09, 2008, 09:31:20 PM
Granted: You are a Has-Been.

I wish When It's Donetm.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: cheetahben on January 06, 2009, 02:33:27 AM
Wish granted! You will never be done.

I wish I had a million dollars.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: xbolt on January 06, 2009, 02:38:31 AM
Granted: Your lighter explodes. HOT DOG!

I wish for A.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on January 06, 2009, 07:14:43 PM
Granted. You get A Pit Bull--that bites your leg off.

I wish for a dog that loves me and won't bite.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on January 06, 2009, 07:16:35 PM
Granted, the dog loves you to death, literaly!.

I wish for a slice of pizza.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on January 06, 2009, 07:20:27 PM
Granted. You get spinach pizza that has E. Coli.

I wish for Barney.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: xbolt on January 06, 2009, 09:17:11 PM
Granted: Your brain melts after hearing "I love you, you love me' 24 hours a day.

I wish for portals.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 06, 2009, 11:21:08 PM
Granted: You hear "Head-on, apply DIRECTLY to the forehead!" coming out of all the portals.

I wish for a giant squid.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: cheetahben on January 07, 2009, 01:00:06 AM
Wish granted: the squid turns out to ink too much, which means you have to clean the carpet a lot.

I wish I had a girlfriend.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Replica on January 07, 2009, 01:38:44 AM
Granted, but she's really ugly, stupid, and likes cheese.... alot of cheese.

I wish I had Manny's dog he just got.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on January 08, 2009, 12:45:03 AM
Granted, but you're sadly loved to death, as well.

I wish for Barney Fife.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: matthias720 on January 18, 2009, 07:27:17 PM
Granted, but he mistakes you for a notorious theif and puts you in jail.

I wish for 1,000,000 wishes.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on January 26, 2009, 05:24:08 PM
Granted, but you're sadly loved to death, as well.

I wish for Barney Fife.
Epic win.  Best show ever.

Anywho...you get 1,000,000 wishes for cheesecake, and you die of a high cholesterol level.

I wish for Andy Taylor.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on January 26, 2009, 08:40:11 PM
Granted. However, a misreading of your wish makes you get a rerun of Wheel of Fortune with a guy named Andy Mayberry.

I wish haircuts were unnecessary.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on January 26, 2009, 09:04:44 PM
Granted. The whole world goes bald.

I wish I knew why this happened:

Granted, but you're sadly loved to death, as well.

I wish for Barney Fife.
Epic win.  Best show ever.
Neither do I, but what does it matter?
/me breaks up this random KH conversation by smacking everyone in the conversation with the "Uncle" strike (Jackie Chan Adventures)
"NO COFFEE! DO YOU WANT DEAD UNCLE!"
   /
(http://www.fantasykat.com/shows/Images/jackie/uncle_.jpg)
Win! Best Show ever!

....PWN!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: matthias720 on January 27, 2009, 01:30:57 AM
Granted, but just as you learn the secret, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicks you and you promtly forget.


Now, I wish for ABSOLUTLY NOTHING!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on January 27, 2009, 02:10:37 PM
Granted. The whole world goes bald.

I wish I knew why this happened:

Granted, but you're sadly loved to death, as well.

I wish for Barney Fife.
Epic win.  Best show ever.
Neither do I, but what does it matter?
/me breaks up this random KH conversation by smacking everyone in the conversation with the "Uncle" strike (Jackie Chan Adventures)
"NO COFFEE! DO YOU WANT DEAD UNCLE!"
   /
(http://www.fantasykat.com/shows/Images/jackie/uncle_.jpg)
Win! Best Show ever!

....PWN!
I like Jackie Chan, and I like Andy Griffith, so I guess Andy Chan is the most PWN show out there!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on January 27, 2009, 06:05:39 PM
Granted. You get nothing--for Christmas! ♫Daddy and Mommy are mad....♫

I wish for a new car.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on January 28, 2009, 11:20:49 AM
You get a brand new Ford Mustang GT 500, but your mommy takes it away from you and drives it instead.

I wish for a brand new, indestructible, house with everything I wished for in it!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on January 28, 2009, 04:33:36 PM
Granted. You are sued for life because of the payments.

I wish for good health.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: matthias720 on January 28, 2009, 07:57:39 PM
Granted, but you're so healthy, that you outlive everyone on earth and you die a lonely death.

I wish for a perfect memory.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: cheetahben on January 29, 2009, 02:18:01 AM
Wish granted! You remember the embarrassing moments of your life in vivid detail.

I wish I was the most influential person in the world.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on January 29, 2009, 01:02:42 PM
Granted: You start taking drugs and the world becomes addicted.

I wish I could randomly spawn pie
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: matthias720 on January 29, 2009, 10:43:09 PM
Granted, you are now able to have mud pies attack you whenever you wish.

I wish could read at light speed.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Super Searcher on January 30, 2009, 02:36:16 AM
Granted you get a paper cut.

I wish for Mr. spam can.(http://bestsmileys.com/spam/1.gif)
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on January 30, 2009, 12:28:46 PM
Granted. You have no email space left anymore.

I wish the spam would just END ALREADY!!!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 30, 2009, 08:38:36 PM
Granted: Super Searcher pouts in a corner.

I wish I had an image to post that did not compromise any board rules and did not compromise my health, my life, my freedom, or my property.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on January 31, 2009, 12:17:02 AM
Granted. You get this: O0

I wish that Afro Time would come back.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 31, 2009, 12:38:58 AM
Granted: Afros fail it, so the internet crashes as a whole.

I wish the internet didn't crash.
Title: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on January 31, 2009, 01:13:12 AM
Granted: Your car crashes


I wish I was fluent in binary.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on January 31, 2009, 11:57:11 AM
Granted. You discover that someone insulted you in the BINARY WARS topic and someone winds up in the hospital over it.

I wish for a GT.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on January 31, 2009, 12:06:02 PM
Granted: You get a broken Game Table.

I wish that Obama wasn't going to waste 1.2-3 trillion dollars and plunge this country into the deepest doo-doo we've ever been in, and that this wish would not result in any amount (in millions, billions, or trillions) of spending.
Title: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on January 31, 2009, 12:41:15 PM
Granted, Sarah Palin assassinates him, Biden, and the secretary of defence, and proclaims herself as ruler, thus ushering in an era of "YOU BETCHA!"


I wish for a fish in a dish that's delish.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: matthias720 on January 31, 2009, 01:52:00 PM
Granted, you are now a Strong Bad look-alike with the desire to mimick him in every way.

I wish I knew how to make a 33-story building out of paperclips and scotch tape.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Replica on January 31, 2009, 01:59:15 PM
Alright, you know how, but you still fail at keeping it up.

I wish that I had more soda! :)
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: matthias720 on January 31, 2009, 02:06:32 PM
Granted, you drown from to much soda.

I wish for no wishes.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on January 31, 2009, 07:46:37 PM
Granted: You get a broken Game Table.

I wish that Obama wasn't going to waste 1.2-3 trillion dollars and plunge this country into the deepest doo-doo we've ever been in, and that this wish would not result in any amount (in millions, billions, or trillions) of spending.

Careful with the political references.  Same goes to you to BMD.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on January 31, 2009, 08:46:43 PM
Granted, you drown from to much soda.

I wish for no wishes.
Granted, the Make-a-Wish foundation falls into bankruptcy, and cancer patient kids all over the world weep in sadness.


I wish that emo kid would cheer up.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on January 31, 2009, 09:24:36 PM
Granted:  He is so happy, he bugs you forever telling you of his happiness until you die.

I wish I could synthesize techno music.
Title: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on January 31, 2009, 09:51:40 PM
Granted: All you need now is a dark crystal, 3 mythril shards, and a moogle.


I wish for...beef stew.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on January 31, 2009, 09:54:01 PM
Granted:  It burns the top of your mouth.

I wish I would stop getting words mixed up.    :P
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: matthias720 on February 27, 2009, 02:08:49 PM
Granted, now you have no words.

I wish for peace on earth.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Replica on February 27, 2009, 02:14:06 PM
Granted, but it didn't last longer then 2.5 seconds.

I wish I had 7 fingers on each hand, that are capable of working, and look fine.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: matthias720 on February 27, 2009, 04:47:29 PM
Granted, you now have to count by 14's.

I wish for "..."
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on February 27, 2009, 11:38:44 PM
Granted. Three massive periods descend from the sky and crush you into a tiny speck.

I wish I could figure out why the number "11" is so prominent.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on February 28, 2009, 12:52:24 AM
Granted. Your computer hard drive's bits are all switched to 1.

I wish I knew how to play the bassoon.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on February 28, 2009, 01:21:01 AM
Granted: The bassoon chorus drags you away from your family and makes you sit in a dark corner all day practicing bassoon.

I wish I ran the Chex Quest Gallery and that it WOULDN'T crash on me.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on February 28, 2009, 11:28:04 AM
Granted. It eats all of your bandwidth.

I wish for something sweet.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on February 28, 2009, 11:48:08 AM
Granted: You get some Claey's lemon drops.

I wish I had something sweet too...
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on February 28, 2009, 11:55:07 AM
Granted. You get cake, but sadly, it's a lie and none too sweet.

I wish I had a domain name for my website.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on February 28, 2009, 12:10:48 PM
Granted: You get 3 bytes of daily bandwidth on it.

I wish I didn't have a dog.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on March 01, 2009, 11:12:33 AM
Granted. You now have a rabid alligator.

I wish my dog didn't want to bite me half the time and lick me the other half.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 01, 2009, 11:14:27 AM
Granted: He/she now wants to bite you all the time.

I wish I had the best Chex Quest mod ever!
Title: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on March 01, 2009, 05:31:30 PM
Granted, it's called "Chex mex," and it's a spanish-chexarian war TC of CQ, and it gets so popular that these forums become the "chex mex fan forums," and when you mention CQ, people go "huh?  Is that some new Chex Mex mod?"

I wish that I had two stomachs
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 01, 2009, 06:13:14 PM
Granted: You now weight 6,004 pounds and suffer from acute heart disease and diabetes.

I wish I didn't have diabetes.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Replica on March 02, 2009, 01:01:09 PM
Granted, but you have Cancer instead.

I wish I could plagerize Manny better. XD
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: matthias720 on March 02, 2009, 01:17:13 PM
Granted, you are arrested for identity theft.

I wish for a perfectly normal chocolate chip cookie that is normal sized, isn't poison, and tastes great.  (And isn't stolen/destroyed before I can eat it.)
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Replica on March 02, 2009, 03:07:27 PM
Granted, but you're allergic to it, and die. Allergic wasn
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on March 02, 2009, 03:08:45 PM
Granted: the world is eaten by an appleand everyone dies

I wish the apple hadn't eaten the world.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Replica on March 02, 2009, 03:10:03 PM
Granted, only it desides to lie on the earth, smashing you're house because it's a very big apple.

edit = I wish I had cake, and it wasn't a lie. XD
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on March 02, 2009, 03:14:35 PM
Granted: You get a cake that is a lie.  However, the word "IT" is not a lie now

I wish for moist and delicious cake.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Replica on March 02, 2009, 03:19:08 PM
Granted: You get a cake that is a lie.  However, the word "IT" is not a lie now

I wish for moist and delicious cake.

Brillant! :D

Granted, the cake is quickly eat by ants before you can taste it.

I wish that I had a cake that the CAKE isn't a lie.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on March 02, 2009, 03:23:18 PM
Granted:  You get a cake that is a lie.  Also, the letters C, A, K, E from the array of characters defined in all programming languages are no longers lies.

I wish for a ACME weight to drop on Replica's head.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Replica on March 02, 2009, 03:39:32 PM
Granted, but the weight falls on your head instead.

I wish I had some pine apples.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on March 02, 2009, 03:44:28 PM
Granted: You now have some pining apples, and then an ACME weight falls on your head.

I wish that I have the most powerful computer in the world.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Replica on March 02, 2009, 04:16:31 PM
Granted, but it was distroyed by the gaint apple sitting on your house. XD

I wish I had a sharper pencil.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on March 02, 2009, 04:23:58 PM
Granted: but it mutates and eats you.

I wish that there was no longer a giant apple on my house and my computer was unsmashed.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on March 02, 2009, 06:00:02 PM
Granted, but the repaired super computer explodes.

I wish for some wire made of lime.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Replica on March 03, 2009, 10:32:20 AM
Granted, but it's eaten by bugs before you have the chance to use it.

I wish for the sun to trun blue.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on March 03, 2009, 05:26:43 PM
Granted. The sky is now yellow.

I wish for a better moon.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on March 03, 2009, 05:28:51 PM
Granted, we have a better moon, but the old one lands on your house.

I wish that captain obvious was no longer captain obvious.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on March 03, 2009, 05:39:22 PM
Granted. He is now Captain Insinuate and makes you think he's saying something he isn't.

I wish I had a bowl of Falcon Crunch.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Replica on March 03, 2009, 08:46:08 PM
Granted, you now have a bowl of crunchy falcons.

I wish that then next person who pst doesn't post something bad that is going to happen to me.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on March 04, 2009, 12:01:43 AM
Granted. Your neighbor instead gets shot and some African elephant hunter runs by your house and throws a rifle through your window.

I wish that Swiss cheese didn't have holes.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Replica on March 04, 2009, 11:24:18 AM
Granted, a big peice of swiss cheese without holes falls and crushes your house.

I wish for world peace! That last for 5 years!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: matthias720 on March 04, 2009, 02:56:03 PM
Granted, the world now has a piece of THE CAKE IS A LIE!

I wish for the power to summon the perfect pizza.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Sir_Furious on March 04, 2009, 03:07:16 PM
Granted: However, it happens to be the perfect pizza of a variety that you DON'T like.

I wish I could wish all the wishes I could wish to wish.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on March 04, 2009, 05:00:19 PM
Granted, but the admins ban you for spamming this topic.

I wish for CHEESE! that can't crush.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Sir_Furious on March 04, 2009, 06:08:48 PM
You get it, but can't sink your teeth into it.

I wish for a brand new computer that will run EVERY game I want it to.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: GameMaster on March 04, 2009, 06:42:30 PM
You get it, but it cant run any other programs on it

I wish for Superman s-symbol tatoo on my chest
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Sir_Furious on March 04, 2009, 06:45:54 PM
You get it, but the ink runs until you are covered in a blue and red mess that can't wash out.

I wish for my own Dalek.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: GameMaster on March 04, 2009, 06:47:23 PM
and you dont get it XD

i wish for an hdtv
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Sir_Furious on March 04, 2009, 06:48:33 PM
You get it... Dropped on your house and broken.

I wish for a TARDIS
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on March 04, 2009, 09:40:41 PM
Granted, but Manny Cav has no idea what a TARDIS is, so you get a stone.

I wish that people would stop bidding a dollar in Contestants' Row when someone else has bid, like, $350.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: xbolt on March 04, 2009, 09:48:10 PM
*Manny Cav fails for not knowing what a TARDIS is*


Granted: They start bidding a penny.

I wish for snow.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on March 04, 2009, 09:59:08 PM
Granted. You can't leave your house, though, for it goes twice the height of your house. The internet goes out, thus, you can't go to college, so you wind up getting expelled. Nobody can go to work, either. Oh, what a wad of snow will do....

I wish that people would stop bidding 7 digit figures in Contestants Row.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Sir_Furious on March 04, 2009, 10:07:42 PM
It comes true. They start bidding 8+ digit numbers.

I wish for more video games.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on March 04, 2009, 10:38:41 PM
Granted. There are now 30 mainstream video game consoles in current production, but you want them all, even though they cost, like, $500 each.

I wish for a little rain.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: matthias720 on March 05, 2009, 12:46:14 AM
Granted, little rain ever visits you and your plants die.

I wish for a rusty bucket.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 05, 2009, 12:55:01 AM
Granted: The bucket comes with a complementary pair of meat socks and meat mittens!

I wish I had a fish.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: matthias720 on March 05, 2009, 02:10:25 AM
Granted, your fish has been dead 3 months and smells AWFUL!!!

I wish for a nunchuck-gun.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Replica on March 05, 2009, 11:15:35 AM
Granted, but it breaks before you can use it.

I wish I had somthing good to wish for.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: matthias720 on March 05, 2009, 11:58:44 AM
Granted, but that was your last wish.  Oh well.

I wish for the entire series.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Replica on March 05, 2009, 12:00:51 PM
Granted, you gat the entire series of nothing.

I wish that wasn't my last wish.. wait, it wasn't...
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: matthias720 on March 05, 2009, 12:16:15 PM
Granted, THIS is your last wish.  Bummer.

I wish for a red balloon.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: IronJaw on March 05, 2009, 12:32:16 PM
But it was a hot air balloon shaped as Smoky the Bear and crashes into a telephone pole.

I wish for a new pair of socks.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Replica on March 05, 2009, 12:34:12 PM
Granted, but they're too small.

I wish for something better to do then wish.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on March 05, 2009, 04:30:33 PM
Granted. You get banned from this topic and can go to the other games.

I wish for PIE!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: IronJaw on March 05, 2009, 04:39:33 PM
AND a pie flies into your face.
 
I wish for a big hammer
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on March 05, 2009, 04:40:51 PM
It lands on your head and breaks your skull.

I wish for apple pie.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: IronJaw on March 05, 2009, 04:44:48 PM
It flys out of no-were and lads on your head.

I wish for a ferrari!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on March 05, 2009, 04:46:10 PM
It flies out of your driveway and lands on your head!

I wish for some macaroni and cheese.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: IronJaw on March 05, 2009, 04:48:41 PM
The Mac n' Rony Dinosaur comes over and eats you.

I wish for a perfect glass of water. It has the perfect amount of water, it is the perfect size, and is the purist water ever.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on March 05, 2009, 04:50:56 PM
granted:  before you drink it, someone slipps poison in it, then you die.

I wish that I was immune to all poisons.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: IronJaw on March 05, 2009, 04:55:47 PM
you die from radiation

I wish for a teddy bear that can destroy anyone
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on March 05, 2009, 05:02:45 PM
Granted, but it lands on your head and destroys you!

I wish for some cake that isn't a lie or involved with Portal or Staying Alive in any way, shape, form, or fashion.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: IronJaw on March 05, 2009, 05:07:24 PM
You step on it and you slip off the cliff.

I wish for a non lethal toy.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: TheMasterOfBattle on March 05, 2009, 05:09:28 PM
Granted: then an ACME anvil falls on your head.

I wish for an ultima weapon. :P
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on March 05, 2009, 05:10:31 PM
Granted, but a shot flies out of the gun barrel and hits you in the head!

I wish for an ounce of butter.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: IronJaw on March 05, 2009, 05:19:01 PM
But it was mutated butt and it eats you


I wish to like in a big block of Swish Cheese! :o
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on March 05, 2009, 09:22:03 PM
Granted, but it flies out of the refrigerator and hits you in the head!

I wish for a pound of roast beef.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Replica on March 06, 2009, 10:56:36 AM
Granted, but it's infested with maggots.

I wish I had more batteries for my mouse.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on March 06, 2009, 11:21:39 AM
Granted, but as you're getting the batteries of the packaging, they fly out of the packaging and hit you in the head! :o

I wish for some milk.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: IronJaw on March 06, 2009, 11:28:05 AM
But after you start to drink it you find out it went bad. (seriously, its happened to me)




I wish for a black Dodge Viper GTR with silver racing stripes.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on March 06, 2009, 11:35:42 AM
Granted, but it flies down the highway and hits you in the head! :o

I wish for a bottle of V8.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Replica on March 06, 2009, 12:48:38 PM
Granted, but it flys off the shelf and hits you on the head. ;D

I wish for more Lemon ice tea.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: IronJaw on March 06, 2009, 12:59:18 PM
but it flys off the shelf and hits you on the head. ;D
I wish for something that doesn't fly off or down anything to hit me.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on March 07, 2009, 12:37:09 PM
Granted, but you forgot to grant Replica's wish, so an ACME anvil flies out of nowhere and hits you in the head! :o

I wish I knew where to find the ACME manufacturing factory.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 07, 2009, 12:55:15 PM
Granted: But instea-

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I'm sorry. This post has been killed by The Elite.

I wish that The Elite had not killed this post.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on March 07, 2009, 01:04:13 PM
Granted. Someone throws a knife at you (the elite) and it hits you in the head! :o

I wish I knew where this stuff keeps coming from.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: cheetahben on March 07, 2009, 06:25:54 PM
Wish granted! It came from your butt.

I wish I didn't have any chores to do.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 07, 2009, 06:52:51 PM
Granted - but that mop is awfully lonely, and it comes over and turns into a mushroom, which you then consume. This mushroom makes your soul leak out through your big toes.

I wish that Canadian was a language.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on March 08, 2009, 01:04:16 AM
Granted. The Canadian Prime Minister makes you write the book on it. All 863 pages of it. You just finish the book, when you spill ink all over the manuscript. You angrily throw the book in the air, causing it to hit a ceiling fan. The ceiling fan breaks, flies through the air, and hits you in the head! :o

I wish The Slimeinator didn't have to go through all of that work for naught.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 08, 2009, 01:06:47 AM
Granted: I finish writing my book and it becomes the greatest bestseller of all time. A bunch of old ladies gang around you and start speaking Canadian, but you only have rudimentary knowledge. They all laugh at your bad grammar.

I wish that the wall of text would go away.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on March 08, 2009, 01:18:34 AM
Granted, but atariangamer makes a new one, this time, about Encarta 95. It just so happens to telefrag you, hitting you not just in the head, but all over you.

I wish that the stupid teleporter limiters would be stripped from the lounge.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 08, 2009, 01:19:40 AM
Granted: Telefragging ensues.

I wish that my connection wouldn't cut out in key moments.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on March 08, 2009, 01:31:18 AM
Granted. It cuts out at all moments.

I wish that stuff would start flying around, hitting members' heads again.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 08, 2009, 01:33:42 AM
Granted: It only hits YOUR head, as you are a member.

I wish that Harry Potter music would stop playing.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on March 08, 2009, 01:37:34 AM
Granted. Rap music takes its place.

I wish that The Slimeinator could have the pleasure if hearing the so-called Gospel Rap.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 08, 2009, 01:39:46 AM
Granted: The Slimeinator's head exploded and a bunch of slime chunks traveling at Mach 12 HIT YOU IN THE HEAD! :o

I wish that my phone wouldn't break.

Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on March 08, 2009, 01:44:41 AM
Granted. It never breaks, so your mother always wants to use it, since her's start to break down frequently.

I wish for a cookie.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 08, 2009, 01:47:25 AM
Granted: You are wishing as a representative of the cookie, whom is actually making the wishes. You get nothing.

I wish that you had not gotten nothing.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on March 08, 2009, 01:49:03 AM
Granted. I get all of the games that you own.

I wish that I hadn't been an unwilling thief.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 08, 2009, 01:49:59 AM
Granted: I get all my games back and you transform into a shrub.

I wish that the Chex Quest Gallery was even better.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on March 08, 2009, 01:51:20 AM
Granted. It has Flash on it, but it's so advanced that no computer that yet exists can handle it, so the site can't be physically viewed.

I wish that you hadn't just broken my website.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 08, 2009, 01:52:57 AM
Granted: I deleted your website instead.

I wish I could build laser beam guns.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on March 08, 2009, 11:34:07 AM
Granted, but you misplace one part, making it spontaneously shot a laser, hitting you in the head! :o

I wish I could cook.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 08, 2009, 02:58:43 PM
Granted. You cook a delicious turkey, but it comes alive, jumps at you, and hits you in the head! :o

I wish that stuff would stop hitting member's heads.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: noob1234 on March 08, 2009, 09:33:48 PM
Granted, but stuff starts hitting members' arms.

I wish I didn't have 2 do my science project.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Replica on March 09, 2009, 09:33:53 AM
Granted, the dead line already passed and you failed.

I wish with a twist! I wish there was no twist!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on March 09, 2009, 02:11:47 PM
Granted, but instead, a Dance Dance Revolution pad flies out of nowhere and hits you in the head! :o

I wish for cable. Or satellite. I don't care either way.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Replica on March 09, 2009, 03:32:39 PM
Granted, a satallite comes out of nowhere and hits you on the head! :o

I wish for a salid.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Manny Cav on March 09, 2009, 05:31:06 PM
Granted. A dog tries to eat it, though, and the plate flips up into the air, flies down, and hits you in the head! :o

I wish for some new potatoes.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Replica on March 10, 2009, 09:46:16 AM
Granted, Potatoes fly out of nowhere and hit you on the head! :o

I wish that something won't come and hit me on the head.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Atariangamer on March 17, 2009, 03:39:28 PM
Granted, Something goes and throws Nothing at you and he hits you on the head! :o

I wish the end of the world would not happen on 12-21-2012
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 17, 2009, 07:05:20 PM
Granted: It happens 3-17-09.

I wish that stuff would hit Manny Cav on the head.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: 75 on March 17, 2009, 10:10:32 PM
Granted. A giant picks you up and hits manny cav with you

I wish that I was out of college already, with a degree and a 3.8 GPA and the world wasn't destroyed in any way
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 17, 2009, 10:43:23 PM
Granted: Your degree is a major in sanitation. You are immediately snatched up by the sewage workers.

I wish that the marionette would stop.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: IronJaw on March 18, 2009, 11:40:26 AM
It does and we all die.

I wish for world peace.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Atariangamer on March 18, 2009, 11:26:16 PM
Granted, but a revolutionary kills the leader, devolving into anarchy.

I wish that my my post count would rise.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: matthias720 on March 19, 2009, 04:57:43 PM
Granted, but your popularity falls and you are despised.

I wish to be genuinely appreciated.
Title: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on March 20, 2009, 09:36:35 PM
Granted, people now appreciate you so much, that over 500 people sleep in your house, and anytime you aren't talking to one person, they start being all emo, and when you talk to them again, they freak out that you were ignoring you, and hit you in the head with a stiletto.


I wish that homework was a lie.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: matthias720 on March 21, 2009, 01:59:57 PM
Granted, but your grades drop so low, that you are flunked back to pre-K.

I wish I had superior DNA.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on March 21, 2009, 02:41:20 PM
Granted: You become a SUPAR NAZI who kills all his family and friends and hobos.

I wish that I was a contestant on Lingo and that I would win the jackpot, which is worth 25,000 dollars and that it would not be damage or harmed in any way along with myself.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: matthias720 on March 25, 2009, 11:47:42 AM
Fine, you lose it all to taxes.

I wish to see Stonehenge.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on March 30, 2009, 07:50:11 PM
Granted: You see America's Stonehenge, a poor New Hampshire remake of the original!

I wish for mango ice cream.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: matthias720 on March 31, 2009, 10:55:13 AM
Granted, but it tastes AWFUL!

I wish for 5000 posts of not-SPAM and not-forum-games. ;D
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Super Searcher on March 31, 2009, 12:26:54 PM
Granted its NOT 5000 posts.

I wish for a day without any problems.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: matthias720 on April 01, 2009, 02:36:08 PM
Granted, you sleep all day and wake up just after midnight.

I wish I had 5000 REAL posts on the CQFF that aren't SPAM and not-forum-games. ;D ;D
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Super Searcher on April 01, 2009, 02:39:06 PM
Granted, they all are removed.

I wish for 1000 pictures of bananas.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: matthias720 on April 01, 2009, 02:43:14 PM
Granted, but you're attacked by 253 rabid gorillas.

I wish you hadn't granted my wish that way, and instead granted it my way!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: cheetahben on July 07, 2009, 08:51:20 PM
Wish granted! You wished for one of Richie's fat chicks!

I wish I got everything at Chick-Fil-A for free.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: matthias720 on July 07, 2009, 11:09:52 PM
Granted, the food is so delicious, you die from the EPIC WIN.

I wish that I worked for PopCap Games.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: cheetahben on July 07, 2009, 11:58:13 PM
Granted. Nobody likes your ideas for a Plants vs Zombies sequel, and you are fired on the spot.

I wish there were no such things as trolls and advertising BOTS.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: 75 on July 08, 2009, 12:36:43 AM
Granted. The trolls stop posting online, so instead they go into the police force and try to trick people into speeding and breaking the law

I wish that college was free and only 5 days long.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: matthias720 on July 08, 2009, 10:40:32 AM
Granted, but it's so hard that you drop out after the first 26 seconds.

I wish for a wish.
Title: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 08, 2009, 02:54:45 PM
Granted.  You wished for a demonic marquee:

>:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D


I wish for a fish that is delish.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: xbolt on July 08, 2009, 03:02:12 PM
Granted, but you spend the rest of your life talking like Dr. Seuss.

I wish for an infinite supply of raisins.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 08, 2009, 03:24:34 PM
Granted: You drown in piles of raisins.

I wish life was free.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: matthias720 on July 08, 2009, 05:56:16 PM
Granted, but you were greedy, and you asploded from too much of it.

I wish for a small, empty cardboard box.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on July 08, 2009, 05:59:50 PM
Granted: You have to share it with one of those fake hobos.

I wish our A/C was fixed.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: matthias720 on July 08, 2009, 06:01:02 PM
Granted, you freeze to death.

I wish for super-powers.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on July 08, 2009, 07:00:06 PM
Granted: You get the power to super-type. You type and type until your fingers are nubs.

I wish that small text would be used less. Its annoying having to quote someone just to see what they were saying.  :P
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 08, 2009, 07:55:46 PM
Granted: You get the power to super-type. You type and type until your fingers are nubs.

I wish that small text would be used less. Its annoying having to quote someone just to see what they were saying.  :P
You then have to DEAL WITH THIS EVERY SINGLE DAY OF YOUR LIFE. YOU JUMP OFF A BRIDGE BECAUSE OF IT.

I wish I could go to a parallel universe.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: 75 on July 08, 2009, 09:00:09 PM
Granted, but it has no food, water, air, or atmosphere, so you explode

I wish there were more CQ sprites...
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on July 09, 2009, 12:30:18 PM
Granted: It looks like a 4 year old with a bad hand twitch drew them.

I wish I wish for a tasty dish.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: The Slimeinator on July 09, 2009, 12:31:56 PM
Granted: You are smacked on the head by a delicious plate.

I wish that the board would go on forever.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: 75 on July 09, 2009, 02:30:51 PM
Granted, but the genie doesn't speak english so he thought you were asking to be rickrolled endlessly

I wish I had 3 wishes for real
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Kuwabara on July 09, 2009, 05:36:28 PM
Granted: One may wish for many things, but it doesn't mean they get them. ;)

I wish I had a super computer.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: cheetahben on July 10, 2009, 01:25:55 AM
Wish granted, your super computer has only 1 megabyte of space and the only program you can run on it is Minesweeper.

I wish I were a moderator on this site.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: 75 on July 10, 2009, 11:45:46 AM
Granted, but the only thing you can moderate is the trash can

I wish more people would play on CQ United...
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 10, 2009, 07:22:05 PM
Granted, but we all get so good from playing that we own you so badly you never want to play again.

I wish I had a beautiful, working server that could host CQ United.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: 75 on July 10, 2009, 09:19:38 PM
Granted, but we all get so good from playing that we own you so badly you never want to play again.

you wish  XD


I wish I had a beautiful, working server that could host CQ United.

Granted, but it costs $900/year

I wish I knew how to make skins for skulltag..
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: ChexCommander on July 10, 2009, 10:35:07 PM
Granted, but, uh, Manny leaves forever so you can't submit them to CQ Arena!

(btw, best option would be to PM Manny. He's got a bunch)

I wish periods did not exist.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: 75 on July 10, 2009, 10:55:28 PM
Granted.... but all the women die of osteoprosis (that really would happen)

I wish there were more smart people at my college....
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: cheetahben on July 13, 2009, 11:47:05 PM
Granted, but you look stupid in comparison to the smart people.

I wish I had the sleekest, most up-to-date CPU you could possibly imagine.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: 75 on July 14, 2009, 07:08:22 PM
Granted, but the OS is so bad that it's not compatible with anything

I wish I could find a large amount of oil in my backyard...
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: noob1234 on July 16, 2009, 08:31:42 PM
Granted, but you fall in the oil well and drown.

I wish I could finish Chex Quest 2d faster.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: 75 on July 16, 2009, 11:24:43 PM
Granted but it turns out so terrible that nobody plays it

I wish I knew how to cook and had better ingredients....
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: cheetahben on July 18, 2009, 01:08:56 PM
Wish granted, the only recipe you can cook well is tripe.

I wish people knew more about technology and weren't such idiots.
Title: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 18, 2009, 08:09:59 PM
Granted.  Everyone is so good at electronics that they leave you in the dust, and every time you ask for help on something, they make an excuse like "Oh, um, I have to go...smelt more microchips..." and help forums are shut down because everyone is good with technology but you.





I wish I automatically was so fluent in low-level programming that I could make Portal 2 in it.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: xbolt on July 18, 2009, 08:29:59 PM
Granted, but Valve sues you for copyright infringement.

I wish for no wish.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: 75 on July 18, 2009, 08:41:29 PM
Granted. Your wish is granted.

I wish my keyboard wasn't wierd and used a US format without complaining, like a good keyboard.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: cheetahben on July 22, 2009, 01:48:14 AM
Wish granted. The only keys your keyboard has are Control, Alt, and Delete.

I wish I had a sundae.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: matthias720 on July 28, 2009, 03:49:12 PM
Granted, today is Sunday.

I wish for a book that's too boring to read.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: cheetahben on July 28, 2009, 08:10:27 PM
Wish granted. All your books fall apart, and there's nothing left to read but that book.

I wish McDonald's actually served food that tasted good.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: matthias720 on July 28, 2009, 09:21:14 PM
Granted.  The food is so good, that you eat too much and your weight balloons up to 1,500 lbs.

I wish that I would stay at this height for the rest of my life.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: cheetahben on September 25, 2009, 02:19:23 PM
Wish granted. Turns out, you're only six when you make that wish and thus you are only about four feet tall! >:D

I wish I had telepathy.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: chexquestisawful on August 04, 2012, 09:16:29 PM
Granted: but you cannot read anyone's mind but your own.

I wish for a zorch grenade to throw at The Slimeinator for not finishing H.A.U.!!! WHYYYYY!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: noob1234 on August 08, 2012, 08:09:03 PM
(You have unreasonable expectations... the only finished fan project thus far is Chex Quest Advanced.)

Granted, it bounces back and zorches you.

I wish this topic wasn't so old.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: chexquestisawful on August 10, 2012, 09:07:37 AM
(really? ok, maybe not finished, but at least a bit more playable; there are BSP holes everywhere. besides, I love the idea of HAU, so someone should work on it. ;)

granted, the topic is still old, but the word THIS isn't old anymore.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: noob1234 on August 10, 2012, 02:51:53 PM
(ah, well I haven't played it that much... say, where the heck has he been? He returned for about a week, but vanished...)
You receive nothing, as you wished for nothing.

I wish for strawberries that aren't sour.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: chexquestisawful on August 12, 2012, 03:06:13 PM
Granted, they are so sweet that you throw up from an upset stomach.

I wish for a working, unbreakable iPad!!!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: noob1234 on August 12, 2012, 09:55:38 PM
Granted, but it gets stolen the instant you get it.

I wish for an owl.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: chexquestisawful on August 15, 2012, 09:50:43 AM
Granted, it eats everything in your house and leaves pellets everywhere, so that you cannot live in your house because it smells so bad.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: noob1234 on August 15, 2012, 07:37:25 PM
Granted, you get nothing because you wished for nothing.

I wish for time.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: chexquestisawful on August 16, 2012, 08:18:35 PM
(http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=I4992930148254215&pid=1.5)
there ya go!

I wish for marty's car!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Nomekop on August 20, 2012, 08:04:43 PM
Granted. You crash while driving it.
I wish someone ported Chex Quest 3 to Boom
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: noob1234 on August 22, 2012, 08:00:16 PM
Granted, but it lags horribly.

I wish I could fly
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Nomekop on August 23, 2012, 02:42:43 PM
Granted, but it is more "falling with style" then flying.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: noob1234 on August 26, 2012, 04:07:11 PM
Granted, but you wish to be dead.

I wish for a lollipop.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: chexquestisawful on August 27, 2012, 10:03:05 AM
granted, you recieve a huge lollipop, but after licking it 3 times, it sticks to your face.

I wish for purple lampposts.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: MidnightTH on August 27, 2012, 10:35:38 AM
YOU GET A PURPLE LAMPOST!!!
But you die.
I wish for Replica to feel a bit hurter.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: noob1234 on September 03, 2012, 04:54:57 PM
granted... uh I don't know what you said, so Replica just eats you.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: chexquestisawful on September 14, 2012, 09:05:37 AM
granted, you wished for nothing, so you get NOTHINGNESS! this is what happens next:

*
You hit the nothingness.

the nothingness hits you. You are poisoned!

the nothingness hits you.

the nothingness hits you.

 the nothingness hits you. You are blinded!

 the nothingness hits you.

 the nothingness hits you. You have been given a graze! You are on fire!

the nothingness hits you. You are covered in frost!

 the nothingness hits you. you die.
*

I wish that I could finally beat Entroband without cheats or anything.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Nomekop on September 15, 2012, 11:16:45 PM
Granted, but you did it by simply walking into mordor... And you don't simply walk into mordor, so PARADOX.
I wish we had a KDIZD style version of Chex Quest.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: noob1234 on September 16, 2012, 11:42:57 PM
Granted, but it has a virus.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy...
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: chexquestisawful on September 17, 2012, 09:00:17 AM
Granted, you are now asleep.

I wish for no more homework.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: noob1234 on September 22, 2012, 08:45:33 PM
Granted, you get so bored you suicide.

I wish for better decision-making skills.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: chexquestisawful on September 22, 2012, 09:56:46 PM
granted, you make such great decisions, that you decide to try your hand at the stock market, where you make massive amounts of money. unfortunately, you are found guilty of inside trading, and sent to jail for a very long time.

I wish for minecraft.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: noob1234 on September 23, 2012, 12:37:00 AM
Granted, you get it. But when you download it it has a virus that instantly makes your computer a vegetable.

I wish for pizza. That won't kill me/get me sick/poison me.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: chexquestisawful on September 23, 2012, 02:29:00 PM
granted, it grows to a gigantic size and eats you. You are still alive, and will be for all eternity, able to consider your poor choices for all eternity...

I wish for nothing.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: noob1234 on September 23, 2012, 06:40:13 PM
granted, you wished for nothing, so you get NOTHINGNESS! this is what happens next:

*
You hit the nothingness.

the nothingness hits you. You are poisoned!

the nothingness hits you.

the nothingness hits you.

 the nothingness hits you. You are blinded!

 the nothingness hits you.

 the nothingness hits you. You have been given a graze! You are on fire!

the nothingness hits you. You are covered in frost!

 the nothingness hits you. you die.
*


I wish for a pen.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: chexquestisawful on September 24, 2012, 08:59:57 AM
granted, but the pen is a penknife, and you stab yourself with it while inside the pizza. You are now dead.

PS why did you quote my post?

PPS Birdon isn't very hard at all. I beat that game already.

PPPS Why wish for a pen?

PPPPS there is no PPPPS, I just like making stuff up.

PPPPPS the above PS is a lie, there really is a PPPPS, but I forgot it.

PPPPPPS THE CAKE IS A LIE!
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Nomekop on January 25, 2013, 11:32:37 AM
Granted, the cake is now a lie. However, this means that the cake never existed in the first place which means that your wish now is causing the fabric of spacetime to rip apart. Nice job breaking it, hero.

I wish for the necro message to go away in forum games.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Awesomedude249 on February 15, 2015, 07:59:36 PM
Granted, but Awesomedude bumps this topic.  >:D

I wish for an irish wristwatch.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Drwalrustein on February 15, 2015, 09:57:17 PM
Granted you wish for an I wish pretzel match.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Awesomedude249 on February 16, 2015, 02:06:38 AM
Granted. You wish for nothing, so all the flemoids misinterpret it as "I wish I were covered from head to toe in slime."

I wish for segassem sdrawkcab.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Drwalrustein on February 16, 2015, 01:50:24 PM
Granted you wish for a Segragation Strawback.

I wish that you wish that pollo is giant.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Awesomedude249 on February 16, 2015, 04:28:05 PM
Granted. You suffocate under a giant polo shirt.

I wish I was AWSOME.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Drwalrustein on February 16, 2015, 04:41:49 PM
Granted AwesomeDude is now Rawsome and will be cooked for meat.
I wish I was a Human.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Awesomedude249 on February 16, 2015, 07:40:22 PM
Granted. You did not identify "human", and in the asdfghjklzxcvbnm language that means "YOU SUCK", so all the asdfghjklzxcvbnmians take offense and kill you.

I wish for :whale
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Drwalrustein on February 16, 2015, 08:04:49 PM
Granted you wish for Pirateware a Pirated version of WhaleWare Xbolt will take offense and bans you forever.

I wish to be an asdfghjklzxcvbnmian.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Awesomedude249 on February 16, 2015, 08:55:19 PM
Granted. You're still dead, though, so you DED.

I wish for OMGWTFLOL
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Boingo the Clown on March 07, 2015, 05:16:01 PM
Granted. You are now in a permanent state of shock, confusion, and amusement at the same time.

I wish for a free meal that is better than anything I have ever tasted.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Awesomedude249 on March 07, 2015, 10:50:19 PM
Granted. But it bit you because the meal had rabies.

I wish I had a professional microphone and recording studio. And a preamplifier.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: noob1234 on March 12, 2015, 01:23:08 AM
Granted, but it draws so much power it blows a fuse.

I wish for the quarter to be over.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Awesomedude249 on March 12, 2015, 01:52:45 AM
Granted. Quarters now don't exist, instead, there is the 24 cent piece!


I wish for 229 uundecillion dollars.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Boingo the Clown on March 12, 2015, 09:48:22 AM
Granted. You now have 229 uundecillion Confederate dollars.

I wish for underwear that fits.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Awesomedude249 on March 12, 2015, 12:39:10 PM
Granted, but it's used.

I wish for oremoR nhoJ, em llik tsum ouy emag ot niw oT.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Boingo the Clown on March 15, 2015, 11:53:12 PM
Granted.

You play john Romero in a deathmatch. He beats the snot out of you. (I'll admit that is not much of a twist. I played him once, and he beat the snot out of me.  Of course I didn't know it was him at the time.  I thought it was just some punk and went after him harder, and he simply proceeded to beat me some more.)

I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with letuce and mustard, AND I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises.  You got it?
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Awesomedude249 on March 16, 2015, 12:21:39 PM
Granted. But the turkey and other food recognizes you as the creator of TUCQ and DeiMWolf, so they worship you for the rest of your life, and you have food tagging along after you.

I wish for DIE.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: noob1234 on March 16, 2015, 03:30:25 PM
Granted. You get a 20-sided die.
:P

I wish for more money and less stress.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Awesomedude249 on March 16, 2015, 06:49:06 PM
Granted, but it was interpreted by the Nibor from Reverse World as "I wish for more stress and less money." So you are now broke, and you are too stressed to be blessed.

I wish I had a wand, and that I was over 17 so that I could perform magic.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: noob1234 on March 16, 2015, 07:37:17 PM
Granted. The wand is broken beyond repair.

I wish for cheese that tastes good, that isn't explosive or poisonous, or sharp, or prone to cause injury or death in any form.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Awesomedude249 on March 16, 2015, 08:28:27 PM
Granted, but it's moldy.  >:D

I wish for  :lolwut +  :whale +  ;D
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Boingo the Clown on March 16, 2015, 08:29:08 PM
Granted. It isn't explosive OR poisonous OR sharp OR prone to cause injury or death in any form.

Instead it is explosive AND poisonous AND sharp AND prone to cause injury AND death in any form.

Congratulations.

I wish for world peace.

(Looks at his fossil and mineral collection, and realizes he already has world pieces.)
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Awesomedude249 on March 16, 2015, 08:31:06 PM
Granted, but someone else already wished for that, so a dog bites you with rabies, then you get the plague, and you die.



I wish my Windows XP virtual machine was fast.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Boingo the Clown on March 16, 2015, 09:31:03 PM
Granted. It runs for 15 seconds before crashing with a virus.  Is that fast enough for you?

I wish for gigantic muscles.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: noob1234 on March 16, 2015, 09:47:04 PM
... dangit Boingo xD

Granted. They're so big you can't fit anywhere.

I wish for a blanket. (That isn't disease ridden.)
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Awesomedude249 on March 17, 2015, 03:24:25 PM
Granted. It's the thinnest blanket you've ever seen, though, and it's on fire, so it burns in 18 seconds.


I wish for a jersey that says "i dont give a krap".
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Boingo the Clown on March 17, 2015, 06:32:04 PM
Granted.  You win a date with Chris Cristie's publicist.

I wish for a pretty woman in a Princess Leia slavegirl outfit.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Awesomedude249 on March 17, 2015, 09:35:38 PM
Granted. But she's not a slave, YOU are now a slave. So, you have to do anything she asks for the rest of your life.



I wish for a whale.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Boingo the Clown on March 18, 2015, 05:57:25 PM
Granted. A banshee wails at you.

I wish to be the greatest actor in history.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: noob1234 on March 19, 2015, 05:58:56 PM
Granted, but you only do one film before dying.

I wish for more sleep.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Boingo the Clown on March 19, 2015, 06:15:39 PM
Granted. Here's an apple.
If that doesn't work, try the spindle on this spinning wheel.
If that still isn't working for you, go stand over in those poppies near the emerald city.

I wish to be big and strong.
Title: Re: You wish with a Twist
Post by: Awesomedude249 on March 19, 2015, 09:59:19 PM
Granted, but you're so big, you can't fit anywhere, so you die.