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Title: The All New Xbolt Z 90001X
Post by: Boingo the Clown on June 18, 2016, 06:51:39 PM
We all know the Xbolt Z 90001X is the most wonderful automobile ever created by man (especially if you use the proper English pronounciation of "Z")

It is so fabulous that all its amazing features can not be described in just one pitiful car commercial ...

... BUT HERE WE SHALL TRY!

Let's tell the world about the best automobile ever made!  Let's describe every feature from its rich hand sewn Corinthian leather bucket seats to its gold and titanium polution free exhaust pipe!

Ladies and gentlemen.

Let's describe the Xbolt Z 90001X!

1.) It goes from 0 to 60 MPH is 5.3 seconds.
Title: Re: The All New Xbolt Z 90001X
Post by: darkstone on June 18, 2016, 08:02:15 PM
2.) It comes with an optional electric convertible top!
Title: Re: The All New Xbolt Z 90001X
Post by: Boingo the Clown on June 19, 2016, 10:49:06 AM
3.) It has a five speaker quadrophic stereo sound system with 8 track tape.
Title: Re: The All New Xbolt Z 90001X
Post by: xbolt on June 19, 2016, 12:56:12 PM
4.) Optional autonomous driving mode!
Title: Re: The All New Xbolt Z 90001X
Post by: Awesomedude249 on June 19, 2016, 03:54:34 PM
5.) It has the latest version of Whaleware installed, without automatic updates so you don't get bothered by popups.
Title: Re: The All New Xbolt Z 90001X
Post by: 75 on June 19, 2016, 06:48:57 PM
6.) Available Doom Automap display, with IDDT modes to show nearby traffic and secret areas in your city (also includes intermission screen to tally up how you did: Useful for speedrunning! Compare your RushHour-Max times with your friends.).
Title: Re: The All New Xbolt Z 90001X
Post by: darkstone on June 19, 2016, 11:41:26 PM
7.) Full PWAD support, load everything from Brutal Driver to the Chex Road skin pack!
Title: Re: The All New Xbolt Z 90001X
Post by: Boingo the Clown on June 20, 2016, 10:06:52 AM
8.) It gets 753 miles to the gallon. (less if you turn the engine on)
Title: Re: The All New Xbolt Z 90001X
Post by: 75 on June 20, 2016, 08:34:36 PM
9.) Comes with BASIC pre-installed, with a pull out keyboard for quick programming when you're stuck in traffic jams.
Title: Re: The All New Xbolt Z 90001X
Post by: Boingo the Clown on June 20, 2016, 11:19:47 PM
10.) Has a built in Chex dispenser.
Title: Re: The All New Xbolt Z 90001X
Post by: Awesomedude249 on June 21, 2016, 06:32:18 AM
10.) Has a built in Chex dispenser.
Pure win. :o
Title: Re: The All New Xbolt Z 90001X
Post by: darkstone on June 21, 2016, 05:20:48 PM
11.) Does debugging, tells you what's wrong with your code instead of making you hunt it down. :D
Title: Re: The All New Xbolt Z 90001X
Post by: matthias720 on June 22, 2016, 09:29:42 PM
12.) It will never threaten to stab you, and in fact, cannot speak
Title: Re: The All New Xbolt Z 90001X
Post by: WindowsVistaLover5570 on June 23, 2016, 06:36:41 PM
13: Comes with XBOX 360 w/ Jasper chip to prevent RRODs and Whaleware CPU!
P.S I know where this idea came from.
Title: Re: The All New Xbolt Z 90001X
Post by: darkstone on June 24, 2016, 03:13:10 PM
14.) Has a built-in spore shield that prevents fungal spores from getting inside your car. No help from the outside, though.
P.S. I bet you don't know where THIS came from?
Title: Re: The All New Xbolt Z 90001X
Post by: 75 on June 24, 2016, 06:25:25 PM
15.) Has a built in printer that prints out every song on the radio that you heard during your drive so you can look them up later

(I've written down songs with pen and paper while driving and I really don't recommend it...)
Title: Re: The All New Xbolt Z 90001X
Post by: Boingo the Clown on June 25, 2016, 04:36:53 PM
16.) The rubber in the tires was made from latex distilled from dewdrops gathered by faeries from milkweeds throughout the land.
Title: Re: The All New Xbolt Z 90001X
Post by: WindowsVistaLover5570 on June 26, 2016, 12:43:12 AM
17: Does not play annoying songs on the radio
Title: Re: The All New Xbolt Z 90001X
Post by: darkstone on June 26, 2016, 01:11:30 AM
18.) In fact, plays very nice songs on the radio.
Title: Re: The All New Xbolt Z 90001X
Post by: 75 on June 26, 2016, 12:10:46 PM
19.) It even composes new songs if it runs out of songs to play.
Title: Re: The All New Xbolt Z 90001X
Post by: darkstone on June 26, 2016, 10:42:24 PM
20.) It comes with a new set of fingers.
Title: Re: The All New Xbolt Z 90001X
Post by: Boingo the Clown on June 27, 2016, 10:11:30 PM
21.) 11 in all.
Title: Re: The All New Xbolt Z 90001X
Post by: WindowsVistaLover5570 on December 03, 2016, 12:31:45 PM
22.) You can get on the Internet
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Post by: Awesomedude249 on December 03, 2016, 01:06:59 PM
23.) It can play YouTube videos in 3D, because it comes with Whaleware Flash Player
Title: Re: The All New Xbolt Z 90001X
Post by: Boingo the Clown on December 05, 2016, 01:16:45 PM
24.) You can also use it to revive old threads months after the last post.
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Post by: Boingo the Clown on October 22, 2017, 03:03:03 PM
Like this, for example.
Title: Re: The All New Xbolt Z 90001X
Post by: Boingo the Clown on February 10, 2018, 06:28:06 PM
25.)  It has rear suspension. If you ever wanted to sit in a sling with you butt hanging over the road, this is the car for you!   ;D
Title: Re: The All New Xbolt Z 90001X
Post by: WindowsVistaLover5570 on March 24, 2018, 11:11:34 PM
26.) It can play every video game in existence.

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Title: Re: The All New Xbolt Z 90001X
Post by: Boingo the Clown on April 10, 2018, 09:50:17 AM
27.)  It can play 8 track tapes.