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Title: The Groaner Thread, New Edition
Post by: Boingo the Clown on March 25, 2019, 11:53:06 PM
About a year before New DooM shut down, I created a thread called "The Groaner Thread" for users to write down their own original jokes and funny stories.

In honour of that thread, I am going to start a new thread to do more of the same.

There are only two rules (aside from the usual rules of this forum):

1.) Each joke must be an original joke  by you--NOT a joke you heard on TV or heard from one of your friends.  It must be one of your own.

2.) It must be a groaner.

Okay?

Are you ready?

Here goes!




Knock yourselves out!
Title: Re: The Groaner Thread, New Edition
Post by: ChelonianEgghead on April 10, 2019, 08:57:51 PM
What do you call someone who does massages for a living? A massage-ynist.
Title: Re: The Groaner Thread, New Edition
Post by: Boingo the Clown on June 03, 2019, 03:57:28 PM
Q.  What is the best US state to greet a Japanese person in?

A.  Ohio.
Title: Re: The Groaner Thread, New Edition
Post by: Boingo the Clown on June 07, 2019, 10:02:47 AM
Q.) What do you call a wig made for a Chinese dog?

A.) A sharpei toupé.
Title: Re: The Groaner Thread, New Edition
Post by: Boingo the Clown on June 23, 2019, 11:58:52 PM
After several days of internet communication, I finally scored a date with a girl named "Anne Udda".

I got on the bus on the appointed day, and headed across town to meet her.  I was very nervous.  When I reached the stop, I was horrified to discover that my nervous sweat had caused the ink on the directions to smear.  The address I was supposed to meet Anne at was almost completely illegible.

I squinted and looked as carefully as I could at the address.  "253" perhaps?

I drew a deep breath, plucked up my courage, and strode boldy up on to the porch of the house marked "253".

A large middle-aged man confronted me.

"What are you doing here?" he growled.

"I'm looking for a girl." I said.

"There ain't no girl here." said the man.  "You've come to the wrong place.  Now get out!"

"But I'm certain this is her address." I said.  "We have a date."

"I SAID 'GET OUT'!" Hollered the man angrily.

He then punched me squarely in the face.  The blow was like a freight train.  It hit me so hard it knocked me off my heels. I fell backwards off the porch , and landed hard, sprawling on the walkway.

The man looked down at me and shouted, "AND DON'T YOU EVER COME BACK UNLESS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ANNE UDDA!"

Hearing this, I leapt back up to my feet.

"Yes! Yes!" I said excitedly.  "I'm looking for Anne Udda!  I'm looking for Anne Udda!"

He hit me again.
Title: Re: The Groaner Thread, New Edition
Post by: Boingo the Clown on July 14, 2019, 05:14:31 PM
Q.

Why does the Titanic shiver?


A.

It's a nervous wreck.