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Poetry in Game Form!
« on: November 14, 2008, 09:23:08 PM »
Alrighty, we're gonna write a poem here, but it's pretty much just a post, followed by a post that rhymes.

You can make couplets or whatever, and start a new rhyme whenever one rhyme has already been made.

We will not have any arguments, negativity, or actual Fail-ing whatsoever.

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There once was a small little board,
On a site called the CQFF,
The admins would never roar,
And all we did was pretty much laugh,

(continue with another line or as many as you want)
"I don't cook, either. Not as long as they still deliver pizza." -Tiger Woods

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Poetry in Game Form!
« on: November 14, 2008, 09:23:08 PM »

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Re: Poetry in Game Form!
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2008, 05:04:09 PM »
And so peace was upon them,
Not a single unhappy man (or woman),
Until a certain site came,
It tore apart their hem,
It came, it tore, it had a certain plan,
We all know now of this site, it's called 4Chan.

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Re: Poetry in Game Form!
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2008, 10:55:55 PM »
A great mess in it's wake,
A cleaning to need,
The path it would take,
We had not taken heed.

So out to the rescue again,
Was Manny Cav, to stop 4Chan!
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Re: Poetry in Game Form!
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2008, 09:40:04 PM »
"It seems no one like poetry," he cried.
"Why, it seems like this topic has died..."
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Re: Poetry in Game Form!
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2008, 01:53:11 AM »
"He posted thrice" cried Kuwabara of rice,
"The one who makes noobs cry."
"He shoots his gun like a bank heist,
And makes the poor noobs die."

"He ne'er miss,on old Skulltag,
One of the greatest shots we doth have.
Indeed the only one that can match his guns
Is the one called Manny Cav!"
« Last Edit: November 22, 2008, 01:55:59 AM by Kuwabara »

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Re: Poetry in Game Form!
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2008, 03:55:55 PM »
"Why thank you," he cried, with a smile on his face
Then he pulled out his shotgun once more,

"I do love team frags," as he whipped out a mace
And smashed ye olde Cav in the sore!
« Last Edit: November 22, 2008, 04:02:11 PM by ChexCommander »
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Re: Poetry in Game Form!
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2008, 02:34:53 PM »
As Manny fell he cursed his name,
"CC, your treachery has been shown."
So Manny spawned behind CC,
and CC was most certainly pwnt.

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Re: Poetry in Game Form!
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2008, 07:49:21 PM »
"It's the telefrag lobby!" ye ol' Manny cried
As he jumped up and down in his glee.
But then he got fragged by an old friend of mine
It's the shotgun, and it's part of me.
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Re: Poetry in Game Form!
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2008, 02:53:55 PM »
"It's part of me" cried CC as he shot at men and ripped their seam,
But just as he was losing free, he stopped and saw his arm fused as a tree to the shotgun with shells three, so CC said "Crap, I'm turning to a machine."

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Re: Poetry in Game Form!
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2008, 07:05:40 PM »
 ;D

"Oh man, I'm an android," the poor CC cried
As he tugged at his shotgun of shame
But he didn't know that from far away
An old friend was coming, and he came!
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Re: Poetry in Game Form!
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2008, 02:45:34 PM »
"Hi ho" he said as he aimed his gun,
All cold, hard and long.
"I'd hate to shoot but I got to shoot
If I ever want my Neon Genesis Evangelion."

(Thats a hint there son!)

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Re: Poetry in Game Form!
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2008, 02:39:57 PM »
Thus Loremaster stood, face so grim
and legs pumped up and taunt.
He gets right up to him that stole his anime
and said "It's the only box set I've got."

A shining revelation, xbolt stole his anime
whilst in the middle of the fray.  Loremaster
then said "Give it back in the name of Shinji, Asuka, and Rei."  (Rei, pronounced like the word Ray, with a bit of a Hawaii-style I to it)

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Re: Poetry in Game Form!
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2008, 09:17:01 PM »
"Hi ho" he said as he aimed his gun,
All cold, hard and long.
"I'd hate to shoot but I got to shoot
If I ever want my Neon Genesis Evangelion."

(Thats a hint there son!)
(Lolz)(Maybe I'll try it now ;D)

Xbolt turned blue
As he laughed oh so hard
And he made that old admin turn red
And Loremaster pulled out his trusty chainsaw
And sawed up his comp and his bed.

"Oh NOEZ!" cried Le Bolt
As he fell to the floor
Crying and sobbing with tears
"Ya know, you mean man, how long that bed's been around?"
"I've had it for 22 years!"
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Re: Poetry in Game Form!
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2008, 01:14:09 AM »
"22 years!? " Loremaster cried with as much power as his chest would give.
"That defies logic" Loremaster said, "Thats longer then you've ever lived!"


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Re: Poetry in Game Form!
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2008, 04:50:11 PM »
"By golly you're right!" that sly Xbolt cried as he vanished with smoke and a bang.
And with this success the old Loremaster took back his new box set and sang....
"I don't cook, either. Not as long as they still deliver pizza." -Tiger Woods

 


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