To find the secret level in CQ3....

[Super Searcher]

Run all the way through, without firing ONCE when you get to the end....

[75]

you will flip the swich and find yourself stuck in the outer wall of the first room of E1M3 of Ultimate doom. You have only a roll of double-sided tape in your inventory. to get out of the wall you must...

[Flurb]

...type in the cheat code "ghosty". This will allow you to walk through any object for 12 seconds. If you get through the wall the moment you use the cheat, this will leave you with 12 seconds to...

[Manny Cav]

...type Colonel Sander's real first name. If you do,...

[ChexCommander]

You will get the 12 Secret Herbs and Spices allowing you to...

[The Slimeinator]

...head into the diner and create EPIC SOUP. After drinking the EPIC SOUP, you must...

[arch129]

...get the red key without the blue key then go to map E1M5 too...

[75]

find that all the monsters from doom have been converted to flemoids! When you get to the big room and go outside you will encounter a commonus

take out your roll of double-sided tape and press CTRL

The commonus will say WAZZZUUUUP!!!!

Then....

[Atariangamer]

You will be presented with a presentation of Newmaps WAZZUP!. During the show, build a sentry next to the door. It protects you while you steal the film reel. When it breaks down, talk to the big flemoid. He will trade you a teleporter exit location for the film reel. You build and enter a teleporter entrance to end up in...

[matthias720]

...the bathroom.  Realizing where you are, you quickly exit into the living room which is filled with..

[Super Searcher]

ZOMBIES! you must make peace with the zombies by giving them.....

[GameMaster]

......delicious, nutritious, SPAM!

then you must get up from your computer seat and ask your mom to prepare you some hot pockets. then you must wash it down with a glass of cranberry pomegranate juice.

come back to your computer, then.........

[matthias720]

...type in the Konami code at the end of E2M5 to find that...

[Atariangamer]

A NES has been unlocked in the Diner! You race to the diner and preform the Konami code on the game. It flashes the screen, then starts to play the demo. Right before you die, take control and win. The NES will spit out the game cartridge, that you must...

[75]

take the NES cartridge, throw it onto the ground and fire at it with your zorch propuslor

it will smash into a million pieces

Repair it using wads of paper towel and the double stick tape

Now it will only fit into a sega genesis. You must find the sega genesis in order to...