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Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
« Reply #225 on: March 13, 2016, 09:12:16 PM »
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Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
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Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
« Reply #226 on: March 14, 2016, 01:24:59 PM »
...You must go to the nearest Burger King. After doing so, you must order a burger, a medium drink, and a large fry. You will then be teleported into the early 2000's flash animation, "ding fries are done"
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Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
« Reply #227 on: May 28, 2016, 11:45:20 AM »
Then you must get in an epic battle with Mupen Xum. If you fail, you must do everything again. If you win, you must...

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Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
« Reply #228 on: May 28, 2016, 03:26:14 PM »
...eat half a tuna sandwich and go to eBay and buy an original CQ CD. If all has been done correctly, the CD will be teleported into your disc drive in exactly .0001 milliseconds. Then, you must...
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Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
« Reply #229 on: May 28, 2016, 06:28:44 PM »
...enter the cheat code "barfuldude565" Then...

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Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
« Reply #230 on: May 29, 2016, 02:11:52 PM »
...give WVL a copy of Windows 10 and have him shred it. You must then...
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Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
« Reply #231 on: June 23, 2016, 07:47:41 PM »
...install Windows Vista Whaleware Edition.  Then...

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Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
« Reply #232 on: June 25, 2016, 03:43:05 PM »
...Install Windows 10 whaleware edition because Windows Vista is a festering turd. Then, you must open 3d builder and use exactly 520,079,31 polygons to create a 3D replica of a commonus. Then, you must...
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Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
« Reply #233 on: June 25, 2016, 04:40:40 PM »
Whaleware: The best operating system in the world.

That is why so many surgeons use it.


With your Whaleware installed, you reboot the system and reload your game.  This instantly shoots you to E35M60 of CQ3, where you discover a new flemoid called ...

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Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
« Reply #234 on: June 26, 2016, 01:13:32 AM »
Doomicus! Despite his crazy name, he only has 1 health, but his shots deal 1000 damage each. Don't get shot by them. To defeat him, you must...

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Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
« Reply #235 on: December 03, 2016, 12:11:10 PM »
tame Mupen Xum and use him to deal 4,000,000,000,000,000,000 damage to everything around you except you.

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Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
« Reply #236 on: December 05, 2016, 01:27:10 PM »
Which gives you an incredible craving for bananas.

If you do not find bananas soon, you will surely starve to death.

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Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
« Reply #237 on: December 06, 2016, 10:59:22 PM »
You will then find bananas in E90M7 which you can get to by conjuring a :chalkware portal. Then...

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Re: To find the secret level in CQ3....
« Reply #238 on: January 06, 2019, 11:59:26 PM »
... entering the portal, you are swept to the land of nod (E20M14), a level consisting entirely of banana trees.

Behind one of the trees you find a ...

 


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