In the spirit of "Cause I'm Asian" and "Cause I'm Scottish," I felt that we should make one for homeschoolers (seeing as how many of us are or were homeschooled. So here's how this works:
-you must make a stereotyped statement about homeschoolers
-the statement must be rather outlandish
-you must currently or formerly be homeschooled
-you must end each statement with "cause I'm homeschooled"
Here we go...
I have no friends, cause I'm homeschooled.
I rarely leave the house, cause I'm homeschooled.
We drive in van, cause I'm homeschooled.
NOTE TO ANYONE VISITING FROM OUT IN CYBERSPACE: THIS IS NOT HOW HOMESCHOOLERS ARE. THIS IS PURELY FOR FUN AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!