Homeschooling Stereotypes Topic

[matthias720]

In the spirit of "Cause I'm Asian" and "Cause I'm Scottish," I felt that we should make one for homeschoolers (seeing as how many of us are or were homeschooled.  So here's how this works:

-you must make a stereotyped statement about homeschoolers

-the statement must be rather outlandish

-you must currently or formerly be homeschooled

-you must end each statement with "cause I'm homeschooled"


Here we go...

I have no friends, cause I'm homeschooled.
I rarely leave the house, cause I'm homeschooled.
We drive in van, cause I'm homeschooled.


NOTE TO ANYONE VISITING FROM OUT IN CYBERSPACE:  THIS IS NOT HOW HOMESCHOOLERS ARE.  THIS IS PURELY FOR FUN AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!

[ChexCommander]

I'm Scottish and Asian, but not homeschooled, do I get in on this?

[Allen Walker]

I have a 1.0 GPA because I was homeschooled.

[Kuwabara]

I don't believe anything that my Daddy didn't tell me....because I'm homeschooled.

[arch129]

I can use Whaleware with my eyes closed 'cause I'm homeschooled.

[chexquestisawful]

i work in my pajamas all day...'cause I'm homeschooled(you won't believe how many people ask me this question!)

[ChexCommander]

i work in my pajamas all day...'cause I'm homeschooled(you won't believe how many people ask me this question!)

I wear my pajamas to school sometimes...

[rexxor]

Class is in session when I say it is, cause I'm homeschooled

[chexquestisawful]

I get perfect grades because I am forced to study until 8:30 at night...'cause I homeschooled, yo!  (actually, I do get almost perfect grades!)