Forum Fight!

[Atariangamer]

WOOT! Classic Theater from Kuwabara! Please complete the scene! (wait...this is romeo and juliet, right?)

*Procedes to fire a sniper rifle at anyone trying to stop Kuwabara from saying something*

[The Slimeinator]

*stops Kuwabara from saying something*

Atariangamer has just wandered into the jaws of a wandering grue.

[Kuwabara]

*Starts to say something, but decides that it would be more fun to use Mercutio's 9mm "Dagger", so I proceed to shoot slimenator while yelling It's either I or thee Slimenator!  I OR THEE!*(yes, I know it was actually Romeo that said that.)

[The Slimeinator]

I stabbed Mercutio when I was playing Tybalt in Romeo and Juliet last summer. Anyway...

*eats Kuwabara WITH SALT!!!!*

[Atariangamer]

-_- *sigh, then rolls up sleeves. Grabs slimenator with flem resistant gloves* WHAT THE FETHIN' FETH IS A FETHIN' GRUE, AND WHY THE FETH' ARE YOU USING IT SO FETHIN' MUCH?!?!?!?!!11/

*Drops slimenator down a storm drain, fills is with sewage, then lights a match and throws it in there*

[The Slimeinator]

The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.

Grues are cool. YOU CAN'T LIGHT A MATCH IN A STORM DRAIN! AND, my toast is burnt!

[Kuwabara]

*Bursts out of Slimenators body to say "Allen and I considered auditioning for that, but we decided against it." (too much homework, wacky schedule, etc are all factors as to why not.)  Then, slips back into the body, biding my time, waiting for something dramatic to happen.*

[Atariangamer]

*while slimenator talks in a melted puddle* Dude, sewer gas is highly flamable. It just went woosh.

*Grabs the never before seen PAAZ'Device (Portable All Area Zorcher Device) and shoots it, sending slimenator back to Moe*

[The Slimeinator]

OK. I'll chill with Moe for the Super Bowl!

Moving along...

*summons D'Sparil's Chaos Serpent to rip you into tiny little Atarian biscuits! And then it eats them*

[Atariangamer]

HA! I beat the Chaos Serpent with out dying! (cant say that about D'Sparil though, he killed me with one shot...)

*Reassimbles myself in slimenator, then procedes to play Tempest (WoOt!) in slimenators stomach*

[The Slimeinator]

To atariangamer, I leave... A BOOT TO THE HEAD!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFldBVWFgWo

[Atariangamer]

I hate Pheonix Wright...

*blows up slimenators copy of Pheonix Wright, then zorches him to Moe...again*

[The Slimeinator]

I never had Phoenix Wright in the first place.

*BOOT TO THE HEAD*

[Atariangamer]

Now you get on my nerves...I'm getting a Vile Staff.

*uses Vile staff on bodies around us and creates an army*

[The Slimeinator]

Also to Atariangamer, I leave not a boot to the head, but a rabid Tasmanian Devil to be placed in his trousers.

*BOOT TO THE HEAD*