The Oregon Trail: Forum edition?!!?!?!? #2

[Awesomedude249]

This is The Oregon Trail: Forum edition: Number 2!!!!

This is because allen said "You can make a sequel sometime if you wish".

So,
Let us begin.

Okay, we start out with $3000.
 
And the prices are:

Pork: 5 cents a pound
Steak: $1 a pound
Oxen: $25
Cow: $50
Rifle: $10
Pistol: $1
Small wagon, can hold two oxens and 500 pounds: $50
Large wagon, can hold 4 oxens and 1000 pounds: $500
X-Large wagon, can hold 10 cows, 7 oxens, and 3000 pounds: $1500
EDIT: forgot to add, we also can buy a shotgun for $20

So,

What should we buy?

[Drwalrustein]

We should buy cow, shotgun, and a small wagon.

[Boingo the Clown]

Dang it!  I've died seven times from dysentery already!

I'll never get to California!

[Awesomedude249]

Okay. We now have $2880. What next?

[Boingo the Clown]

I think we should hunt.

[Awesomedude249]

OK. We hunt. Bam.

[DestroyedEDGE]

Buy a rifle.

[Boingo the Clown]

You kill 1 bufalo.
Your food is increased to 200.
You use 25 bullets.

Little Billy has a fever.

[Awesomedude249]

Jacksepticeye comes in and shouts "SCREW YOU, BILLY!"

[DestroyedEDGE]

Mark has dysentry.
Little Billy is well again.
Sarah was bitten by a snake.

[Boingo the Clown]

The snake dies.

[DestroyedEDGE]

Jacksepticeye has the measles.
Mark is well again.
Darkness701 joined your party.

[Boingo the Clown]

You reach Bended knee.

Do you want to

A) Spend $20 to take the ferry

or

B) caulk your wagon and float it across?

[DestroyedEDGE]

Float the wagon.
Jacksepticeye died of the measles.

[Awesomedude249]

Jacksepticeye resurrects because people from the planet Bossatronio are immortal.


(BTW, when you say Mark, are you referring to Boingo by his non-forum name?