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Boingo the Clown
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Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
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September 24, 2014, 11:50:12 AM »
Welcome to the second Steal the Cookie thread.
The rules of this thread are simple.
1.) There is a cookie. The cookie is the most delicious cookie in the world.
2.) You must steal the cookie from its current hiding place using your cleverness and wit.
3.) Once you have the cookie, you must then hide the cookie in a new location for the next poster to steal.
4.) The cookie is indestructable.
5.)
You can NOT eat the cookie!
You must hide it.
Let us begin:
I travel to London and visit Drury Lane. There I meet the Muffin Man, a renouned baker. Although his specialty is muffins, he agrees to bake me a cookie. After weeks of experimentation, he succeeds in baking the most delicious cookie in the world!
Knowing there are thieves around, I lock the cookie in a safe in my bedroom and place a guard dog out front.
I hope nobody tries to steal the cookie.
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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
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September 24, 2014, 04:24:01 PM »
I take a knife, stab the guard dog, and place it in 7869.wad and blame Daniel for putting more dead dogs in.
Then I pry open the safe with a crowbar. Then I give the cookie to captain caps lock Where He Puts It In An Unpryable, Uncrackable, Safe.
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September 24, 2014, 05:03:45 PM »
I buy a
6 inch bimetalic hole saw
from the hardware store, drill a hole in the safe, and take the cookie.
Then I sneak next door and hide the cookie under my neighbour's doormat.
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September 24, 2014, 06:21:26 PM »
I go get it from under the doormat, and hide it on planet Venus, which is almost 950 degrees fahrenheit. Now you will burn to death if you try to get the cookie!
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January 06, 2015, 05:18:00 AM »
I don a spacesuit and get a corrosive-proof ship, then I fly and catch the cookie. I then break down the cookie atom by atom, and cool it to 1 Nanokelvin degree where the particles begin to act more like a wave, and nobody can distinguish the cookie from the rest of the universe, so it is therefore impossible to find.
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January 06, 2015, 05:27:05 AM »
I combine ingredients
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to make ultra-see-anything goggles. I grab the cookie and go into Mortal Kombat II, where I get scorpion to heat the cookie back to room temperature. I then, still in MKII, hide the cookie at the top of the spikes in the Kombat Tomb.
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January 06, 2015, 05:29:58 AM »
Since your flawed logic is so massive, I use its gravitational field to attract the cookie towards me, where I then put it in a chamber made of really bad smelling cheese.
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January 06, 2015, 05:57:50 PM »
I put on a gas mask and go into the chamber to get the cookie and hide it in the end of space
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January 06, 2015, 07:14:00 PM »
I use chuck norris.
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January 06, 2015, 09:47:07 PM »
I bribe chuck norris with a cheeseburger to give me the cookie. I promise him a lifetime supply of whatever food he wants in exchange for guarding it.
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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
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January 06, 2015, 10:25:50 PM »
Doge destroyed Chuck Norris
Doge is god
Wowwowwowwowowowwow
Doge wants to eat the cookie and he died because of chocolate
The cookie is in cookie clicker with 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
cookies can you find it.
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January 07, 2015, 04:06:23 AM »
I can has cheezburger, so I then grab the cookie, and hide it in the DELISHUS DOGEBURGER with a pickle.
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January 07, 2015, 02:59:14 PM »
I hold the cheese and the pickle, revealing the cookie.
I then hide the cookie amongst the trillions of ice chunks in Saturn's rings.
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January 07, 2015, 06:14:23 PM »
I get the nsa to use their computers to search through metadata to get the cookie. I get the cookie, and give it to ZORAD THE DISTRUCTOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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January 07, 2015, 06:32:57 PM »
I ask Cthulu the destroyer to come out and vaporize Zorad.
I put the cookie with a clone that tastes bad.
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