Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!

[Awesomedude249]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87H6m2v4zNs" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87H6m2v4zNs</a>

[DestroyedEDGE]

(regenerating WVL) You DO remember that I can't permanently be destroyed. Anyways, I'm faster than that, and get haead of you, and take the cookie. I hide it in my Win95 disc.

[Awesomedude249]

I take the cookie out of your Windows 95 disk. I pass it to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, where he and the Pastafarians will guard it.

[Boingo the Clown]

I distract the Pastafarians with the latest in pirate fashion, and steal the cookie while FSM is drunk at the beer fountain.

I visit Steven Universe and hide the cookie in Lion's mane.

[Awesomedude249]

I walk into a walk into a walk into a walk into a walk into a walkception and receive the cookie. Then I set it down while making important life decisions about whether or not to clone it.

[DestroyedEDGE]

While you're doing that,  I swipe the cookie. I put it in a floppy disc, which I stick in my PC, and copy the file cookie.exe to my hard disk as cookieclone.exe
I then throw the floppy into the trash.

[Boingo the Clown]

I hack your PC and extract the cookie.

Then I dress up in women's clothing.

Then I hide the cookie in some green cheese, which I then hide on the moon.

[DestroyedEDGE]

Um, you did that for nothing since I copied the cookie to my PC. The real one is one the floppy, which I fish out of the trash can. I hide the floppy in my pillow.

[Boingo the Clown]

Bert's grandfather eats your pillow ...

http://www.quotes.net/mquote/59672

... and gives me the floppy.

The cookie defeats the Master Control Program, and is returned to the real world.

I then hide the cookie in the attic, surrounded by booby traps.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU256cGwMHM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU256cGwMHM</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6BKIxbDB4Q" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6BKIxbDB4Q</a>

Happy piano playing!

[Awesomedude249]

I teleport the cookie out.
I place it under an upside down Mine Turtle, therefore if you grab the cookie the Mine Turtle will fall on its back and explode.

[DestroyedEDGE]

I teleport the cookie out.
I place it under an upside down Mine Turtle, therefore if you grab the cookie the Mine Turtle will fall on its back and explode.

INDESTRUCTABLE ARMOR IS ON. *steals cookie and waits for turtle to explode.* Heh heh heh.

[Awesomedude249]

I teleport the cookie out.
I place it under an upside down Mine Turtle, therefore if you grab the cookie the Mine Turtle will fall on its back and explode.

INDESTRUCTABLE ARMOR IS ON. *steals cookie and waits for turtle to explode.* Heh heh heh.

Since WVL sucks at actually PLAYING THE GAME instead of using impossible to override scenarios, I destroy his indestructable armor since logic has also been destroyed. I then steal the cookie and hide it in █████. ███, ███ ███ ████ ████ ████? ████████ ███. I then replace the cookie with ████ and put the ██████ in ██████ of ██████. I put it under ██████ to ensure maximum security.

[darkstone]

I fill in the blanks since you're so horrifically predicable and hide the cookie in a whaleware.

[Boingo the Clown]

Captain Ahab wears whaleware, so get the cookie from him.

I hide the cookie in the lost ark.  Anyone who opens it to get the cookie will get his face melted off.

[darkstone]

I take it out of the Bible, since that's a portal to the Lost Ark. I hide it in a really filthy shoe inside in my pillowcase.