Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!

[Boingo the Clown]

I go to the beach and pick up the cookie.  After being in the sun, it is nice and dry, and has a wonderful tan.

I then put the cookie in Fort Knox.

[Awesomedude249]

I teleport into Fort Knox, and I grab the cookie. Then, I put it in the cookie jar of Cookie Monster's house.

[noob1234]

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
I did.
It's among Smaug's gold. And I stole all the black arrows too.

[Awesomedude249]

I don't believe in either of those things, making me able to pick it up and shove it in Noob1234' s mouth and make him swallow it.

[Boingo the Clown]

I save noob1234 from choking with the Heimlich maneuver and place the cookie in the middle of a burning coal field in Indiana.

[Awesomedude249]

I teleport to the middle of the coal field and grab the cookie. Then I hide it inside the skin of another cookie, this skin is unpenetrable.

[noob1234]

A skin cookie? Eeeewww.
Well, I take the cookie and whatever's covering it. I still have possession of the cookie.
It's now rigged to set off a nuclear explosion if removed from its pedestal.

[Awesomedude249]

I defuse the bomb. 
Then I put the cookie in the Flemoid dimension. Now you will be slimed if you try to obtain the cookie!

[Drwalrustein]

I destroy the flemoid dimension and put the cookie in the end of the world

[Boingo the Clown]

Ouch.  That's nasty.

I hire a proctologist to remove the cookie from the end of the world.

I hide the cookie in the most vicious security mad place on the planet ... Disneyworld.

[Drwalrustein]

I sued Disney for having the cookie and I got and I became the richest Walrus in the world and I hid the cookie in the worst game ever ET atari.

[Boingo the Clown]

After falling into holes over and over and over and over and over, I finally get the cookie and escape to the high arctic where I hide the cookie in an ice cave surrounded by polar bears.

[Awesomedude249]

I use a very sharp icicle to stab all the polar bears to death. Then I hide the cookie inside 1x1box.wad.

[noob1234]

I open the wad in SLADE and extract the cookie. It's in the recycle bin. Then I empty the recycle bin and do a drive wipe.

The cookie, however, is indestructible. So the drive is now the cookie. It's hidden in Fort Knox.

[Awesomedude249]

I ask the guards if they want to play hide and seek, and they say yes. So then I ask them to count to 1000 and that gives me enough time to look for the cookie. I grab the cookie, jump out of the window, and knock the guards out so they don't see NOTHIN'! Then I hide the cookie inside a flemoid's body (Yuck!).