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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #135 on: October 11, 2015, 03:00:00 PM »
I upgrade my Ultimate stuff to level 700,000 and since you don't know what the upgrades are, you can't use the upgrades. I use the Ultimate Cookie Magnet to get the cookie. I throw it in a black hole.  >:D

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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #135 on: October 11, 2015, 03:00:00 PM »

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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #136 on: October 28, 2015, 11:59:56 AM »
Since I have already retrieved the cookie from a black hole in the past, I simply do it again.

After putting on a triple thick arm length rubber glove, I hide the cookie in the devil's brain.

Then I claim you did it.
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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #137 on: October 29, 2015, 01:37:52 AM »
I tell the devil I am part of the 'EVIL' clan, so he allows me to take the cookie from his brain. After a somewhat gross and goopy ordeal of getting the cookie out, I go up to earth and put the cookie in the wash. After being in the wash, it's clean now.
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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #138 on: October 29, 2015, 02:03:37 AM »
I steal the cookie off the clothesline and hide it in a tree.

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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #139 on: October 29, 2015, 12:52:23 PM »
I take it from the tree, and it's covered in sap (Yuck!) so I put it in the washer again. After being in the washer, it is nice and clean. It is, however, wet. If you try to get the cookie, you will be electric shocked (with wet hands) and will die instantly. Have fun! (ALSO, THE RULES OF THE UNIVERSE APPLY TO YOU, WINDOWSVISTALOVER5570!)
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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #140 on: October 30, 2015, 09:30:22 PM »
I have a friend who is immune to electricity, and I ask him to get the cookie for me. Now I use my Ultra Cookie Controller to throw the cookie hard at WindowsVistaLover and it flings them far away. I bring the cookie back to me and hide it by sitting on it.

Oh, I wonder what you'll do.

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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #141 on: October 31, 2015, 01:50:03 PM »
I wait until Darkstone gets up to go to the washroom and take the cookie when he's gone.
I hide the cookie inside a steel ingot and hide it inside the wreck of the Titanic, guarded by man eating sharks and the ghost of Leonardo Dicaprio

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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #142 on: November 01, 2015, 03:26:25 AM »
To Awesomedude: LOL! You think you can stop me from getting the cookie THAT easily? Go ahead, I bet you will even try to push my "off" button. That won't work, because I automaticaly turn back on. The only way to disable me is lkqn swpan kj ia. You can't even read that! It is just a bunch of random letters! Also, electricity just powers me. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  >:D
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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #143 on: November 02, 2015, 08:00:28 PM »
WindowsVistaLover is therefore kicked out of the game for not playing by the rules.
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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #144 on: November 12, 2015, 12:13:07 AM »
*makes rules apply to him*. There. Is that better?

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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #145 on: November 12, 2015, 10:10:07 AM »
I remotely connect to WindowsVistaLover using a computer, and type "lkqn swpan kj ia" into the password, giving me admin access to his terminal, where I then format him entirely.

Oh, I also teleport the ingot into my possession, where I store it in subspace storage, preventing it from simply being teleported away from me, and keep said storage on me at all times.

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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #146 on: December 05, 2015, 12:25:53 PM »
That is actually a garbled message, so typing it into a terminal does nothing. However, since you need SYSTEM permissions, even typing in "format C:" does nothing. Also, you can't use a simple program to get SYSTEM permissions, you actually CAN'T get them.

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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #147 on: December 08, 2015, 01:30:20 AM »
So I open up the hard drive and read the media directly with an external read/write head, bypassing permissions entirely.

So basically I do whatever you guys have been talking about for the last several posts, and the cookie is mine once again!

As a precaution, I place the cookie in a neutronium safe with a mass of several hundred thousand tonnes (about the size of a bread box), and sealed with a four dimensional lock.  Anyone getting close enough to turn the tumblers in any of the 4 axes (pitch, tilt, yaw, and snarfblat) will likely be drawn into the safe's intense gravity well and smeared across its surface in a 1 nucleus thick monolayer. Of course the mass of the safe is only about the same as a large mountain, and may not have enough gravity to maintain the stability of its degenerate state, and any disturbance of the safe will have a high probability of causing the neutronium to rebound from its degenerate state, resulting in an explosion equivalent to the entire energy output of the sun over its lifetime.  Then again, the intense heat and radiation of the neutronium will probably fry the person long before he even has a chance to get close in the first place.

So how did I get the cookie into the safe in the first place?

Answer: I'm THAT GOOD!
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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #148 on: December 08, 2015, 09:47:39 AM »
I shoot at the safe from the far edge of the solar system, jumping into hyperspace to avoid the explosion. After several years, I head into the fallout and take the cookie.
True, I might have just destroyed the solar system, but I now have the cookie. And it is doubtful that anyone is still around to take it from me.

I just keep the cookie on me.

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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #149 on: December 11, 2015, 08:36:35 PM »
I shoot at the safe from the far edge of the solar system, jumping into hyperspace to avoid the explosion. After several years, I head into the fallout and take the cookie.
True, I might have just destroyed the solar system, but I now have the cookie. And it is doubtful that anyone is still around to take it from me.

I just keep the cookie on me.
WRONG! I come out of nowhere and swipe the cookie from your pockets (since I have rocket boosters) and take it outside of the universe. I then take it to another universe, hiding it inside a safe that can only be opened by the key that was destroyed because it was on the planet Earth.

 


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