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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #150 on: December 13, 2015, 08:06:20 PM »
I write an equation that causes the other universe to collapse, destroying Nomekop and his safe, and take the cookie from intra-universal "space".  I then place the cookie in a snake pit, guarded by viscious baboons with clubs.

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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #150 on: December 13, 2015, 08:06:20 PM »

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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #151 on: December 13, 2015, 10:41:55 PM »
I just... teleport it out. Since obviously you meant vista, and not me, since I didn't have a safe.

I make the rules eat the cookie.

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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #152 on: December 14, 2015, 02:19:16 PM »
I then bribe Richie with $1,000 to give me admin permissions. I then ban the rules from this forum and apply the heimlich maneuver, causing it to regurgitate the cookie. I then take the cookie and hide it in a safe that ONLY I can get into, and it cannot be fooled by disguises, exploded, burned, dissolved, or usurped/destroyed otherwise.
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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #153 on: December 14, 2015, 09:53:16 PM »
Shrugging, I teleport it again.

Yeah, its getting old, but it still works.

I teleport it into the Teleport.

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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #154 on: December 14, 2015, 10:48:51 PM »
Nomekop suffers from a horrible teleporter accident and dies.

I inherit the cookie and put it in my shoe for safekeeping.

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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #155 on: December 15, 2015, 02:03:50 PM »
I teleport the cookie out of your shoes.
I then take the cookie and hide it in a safe that ONLY I can get into, and it cannot be fooled by disguises, exploded, burned, dissolved, or usurped/destroyed/teleported otherwise.
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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #156 on: December 15, 2015, 08:52:39 PM »
Since I can't teleport the cookie, I teleport the KEY and unlock the safe. I hide the cookie in a bag of chips.

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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #157 on: December 15, 2015, 10:38:54 PM »
I eat the chips and discover the cookie.  I guess I am glad I found the chips.

I put the cookie in a  :whale.

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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #158 on: December 16, 2015, 02:18:54 PM »
I have an epic battle with the :whale and then I make everything in the entire universe, multiverse, heaven, hell, the unobservable parts of the universe, and every other object so that ONLY I can get into it/touch it, and it cannot be fooled by disguises, exploded, burned, dissolved, or usurped/destroyed/teleported otherwise.
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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #159 on: December 16, 2015, 11:07:04 PM »
I morph into you and take the cookie. I then throw the cookie in the hole of nothingness.

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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #160 on: December 16, 2015, 11:25:35 PM »
Ummm ...  That's my mouth.

Of course that means I have the cookie again.

I place the cookie in a secret place.

Shhhhhh! I'm not telling.

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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #161 on: December 17, 2015, 02:44:56 PM »
*ahem*
I morph into you and take the cookie. I then throw the cookie in the hole of nothingness.

I have an epic battle with the :whale and then I make everything in the entire universe, multiverse, heaven, hell, the unobservable parts of the universe, and every other object so that ONLY I can get into it/touch it, and it cannot be Fooled by disguises, exploded, burned, dissolved, or usurped/destroyed/teleported otherwise.


Anyway, I disqualify WVL from the game for not reading my post. Then I go to Secret Rock in Alaponasia, a faraway planet that differs in no way from the earth.

Except for the fact that there are no people on it.

Then I find the cookie at Secret Rock, and I take it, and hide it in my stomach. However I disable digestion for only the cookie, so that it will not be technically "eaten."






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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #162 on: December 17, 2015, 07:38:46 PM »
I don't think you can disqualify someone and if you could, morphing is not the same as putting on a disguise.

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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #163 on: December 18, 2015, 03:22:14 PM »
No, it is.

Anyway, since you didn't write anything about stealing the cookie, an Imp decides to slowly combust you molecule by molecule, resulting in a horribly slow and painful death.
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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #164 on: December 18, 2015, 10:22:08 PM »
I then bribe Richie with $1,000 to give me admin permissions. I then ban the rules from this forum and apply the heimlich maneuver, causing it to regurgitate the cookie. I then take the cookie and hide it in a safe that ONLY I can get into, and it cannot be fooled by disguises, exploded, burned, dissolved, or usurped/destroyed otherwise.

The Heimlich maneuver is for when someone (or something, in this case rules) has something caught in their windpipe, not when they've swallowed something. If you wanted to make the rules regurgitate it, you'd have to stick your finger down their/its throat.

I stick my fingers down your throat and you regurgitate the cookie. Then I take it and run with it, and I'm as fast as a space Bugatti Veyron (which is infinite times faster then an earth Veyron, and the infinite multiplication simply makes me go faster at powers of 8 until you'll have to get ahead of me to stop me).

 


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