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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #195 on: July 01, 2016, 10:04:42 PM »
A gigantic mechanical hand comes out of nowhere, and slaps darkstone so hard she is launched through several space kitchens.

I retrieve the cookie from where she lost her grip on it and stick it inside of the vault of a ship with an infinite improbability drive, before engaging it, whizzing off to who knows where.

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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #195 on: July 01, 2016, 10:04:42 PM »

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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #196 on: December 03, 2016, 12:30:06 PM »
I use teleport to get the cookie. I then use teleport to go back to where the cookie was made, and tell the baker to not let anyone have it.  :whale

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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #197 on: June 14, 2017, 09:18:39 PM »
Since I hired the baker in the first place, he returns the cookie to me.

I then encase the cookie in a seven mile thick layer of rubber.

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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #198 on: July 02, 2017, 12:11:14 PM »
Since I basicaly defy the laws of gravity, I flip the  rubber, and as it floats off into nothingness, I take the cookie. I then throw the cookie into nothingness.   "Wait a minute" Okay, lets not go with that. I toss the cookie into a safe that has the most complex code ever and is literally indestructable.

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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #199 on: August 05, 2017, 07:04:22 PM »
I teleport into the safe, retrieve cookie, and teleport to a completely random place in universe with the cookie.

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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #200 on: August 05, 2017, 07:30:51 PM »
I employ Werner Heisenburg to determine your exact position and spin, and take the cookie from you.

I then hire some Pinkerton guards to watch over the cookie.

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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #201 on: September 04, 2017, 04:11:30 PM »
I cast a summoning spell, pulling the cookie to my location.

I hide the cookie somewhere in the Chex Patch.

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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #202 on: September 05, 2017, 09:13:43 AM »
I use the patch to repair a rip in my jacket.

I hide the cookie in a dynamic cookie regeration field.

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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #203 on: September 06, 2017, 07:50:05 PM »
The cookie is still within the patch!

I wave from where your jacket is in the regeneration field.

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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #204 on: September 06, 2017, 10:26:22 PM »
I take the cookie from you as you're waving and hide it in ***** with the *** ** ***.
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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #205 on: September 07, 2017, 12:03:45 PM »
I just sit inside of the Chex Patch with the Cookie.

I mean, you can take the patch from where Awesomedude hid it, but you aren't going to be getting at the cookie itself until you can... pull it out.
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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #206 on: September 08, 2017, 10:22:05 PM »
I remove the cookie from Chex Patch with Slade 3 and put it in my pocket.

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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #207 on: September 09, 2017, 11:49:22 AM »
Learning that Boingo has been sighted with the cookie, I check github for the status of the cookie. Seeing it is still there, I am puzzled for a moment, before figuring that one of the cookies must be a copy.

In order to solve this, I run up to boingo and smack them with a baseball bat, before running off with the cookie to determine its validity.

I lock Boingo's cookie in a safe next to my computer while I wait for the lab test to get back.

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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #208 on: September 29, 2017, 09:41:57 AM »
I appeal to the cookie gods, who in turn find me very appealing.

After a series of tests of worthiness, and a skill testing question, the cookie gods declare that I am worthy of the cookie, and give it to me.

Using the great shield of Emparthecles, I travel deep within the caverns of Simboline, hiding the cookie among the horrors that lie within. Only the greatest cookie master of the ancient order of Kukey can penetrate the caverns without the shield and live.  With a requirement of 500 years of training, I am pretty sure the cookie master is not you.  ;)

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Re: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel!
« Reply #209 on: September 30, 2017, 12:57:23 AM »
I bribe the greatest cookie master of the ancient order of Kukey with twenty bucks to retrieve the cookie for me. Then I throw it in some random trashcan, because it's gotten pretty disgusting being passed around a few hundred times.
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