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Re: The Story of bob
« Reply #105 on: March 04, 2015, 08:54:53 PM »
The Velociraptors, lead by me in my raptor form, eat the chicken man. The Philosoraptors then contemplate this.

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Re: The Story of bob
« Reply #106 on: March 04, 2015, 09:06:43 PM »
Darkstone you are to led bob through a story not yourself.

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Re: The Story of bob
« Reply #107 on: March 05, 2015, 12:22:57 AM »
Darkstone stops to consider this.

While lost in thought, he is eaten by a carniverous elephant.

Meanwhile, Bob decides to start a new adventure in Siberia.

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Re: The Story of bob
« Reply #108 on: March 05, 2015, 01:03:17 AM »
He's in the middle of a snowstorm, when suddenly he comes upon a hut.


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Re: The Story of bob
« Reply #109 on: March 05, 2015, 02:31:51 PM »
Where there's a sandstorm!

What song is this?

Darude - Sandstorm
Everybody knows that joke by now...
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Re: The Story of bob
« Reply #110 on: March 07, 2015, 07:16:31 PM »
Which contains agent smith.

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Re: The Story of bob
« Reply #111 on: March 07, 2015, 10:46:58 PM »
And agent smith comes in all like "I'M AN AGENT." because I have no idea what or who he is.
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Re: The Story of bob
« Reply #112 on: March 08, 2015, 01:41:31 PM »
Agent Smith is from Matrix the movie. Agent Smith then puts his hand into a flemoid and clones the flemoid into himself.

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Re: The Story of bob
« Reply #113 on: March 08, 2015, 05:35:07 PM »
Agent Smith then gets a zorcher and says "DIE" and zorches the flemoid.
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Re: The Story of bob
« Reply #114 on: March 12, 2015, 12:48:37 AM »
Agent Smith takes a Hugo Award and tries to weave it into a blanket.

That's right.

Agent Smith is Hugo weaving.

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Re: The Story of bob
« Reply #115 on: March 12, 2015, 01:26:13 AM »
*slow clap*

Bob asks Agent Smith how he was able to survive the snowstorm.


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Re: The Story of bob
« Reply #116 on: March 12, 2015, 01:48:14 AM »
Agent Smith replies "Reasons. That is all."
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Re: The Story of bob
« Reply #117 on: March 12, 2015, 09:52:29 AM »
Agent Smith hit Bob on the head with his Hugo award, knocking Bob out.

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Re: The Story of bob
« Reply #118 on: March 12, 2015, 12:36:27 PM »
Bob dies. I revive him.
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Re: The Story of bob
« Reply #119 on: March 12, 2015, 05:38:43 PM »
Bob awakens in a bed.

 


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