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Re: You wish with a Twist
« Reply #750 on: March 16, 2015, 03:30:25 PM »
Granted. You get a 20-sided die.
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I wish for more money and less stress.


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Re: You wish with a Twist
« Reply #750 on: March 16, 2015, 03:30:25 PM »

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Re: You wish with a Twist
« Reply #751 on: March 16, 2015, 06:49:06 PM »
Granted, but it was interpreted by the Nibor from Reverse World as "I wish for more stress and less money." So you are now broke, and you are too stressed to be blessed.

I wish I had a wand, and that I was over 17 so that I could perform magic.
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Re: You wish with a Twist
« Reply #752 on: March 16, 2015, 07:37:17 PM »
Granted. The wand is broken beyond repair.

I wish for cheese that tastes good, that isn't explosive or poisonous, or sharp, or prone to cause injury or death in any form.


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Re: You wish with a Twist
« Reply #753 on: March 16, 2015, 08:28:27 PM »
Granted, but it's moldy.  >:D

I wish for  :lolwut:whale;D
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Re: You wish with a Twist
« Reply #754 on: March 16, 2015, 08:29:08 PM »
Granted. It isn't explosive OR poisonous OR sharp OR prone to cause injury or death in any form.

Instead it is explosive AND poisonous AND sharp AND prone to cause injury AND death in any form.

Congratulations.

I wish for world peace.

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Re: You wish with a Twist
« Reply #755 on: March 16, 2015, 08:31:06 PM »
Granted, but someone else already wished for that, so a dog bites you with rabies, then you get the plague, and you die.



I wish my Windows XP virtual machine was fast.
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Re: You wish with a Twist
« Reply #756 on: March 16, 2015, 09:31:03 PM »
Granted. It runs for 15 seconds before crashing with a virus.  Is that fast enough for you?

I wish for gigantic muscles.

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Re: You wish with a Twist
« Reply #757 on: March 16, 2015, 09:47:04 PM »
... dangit Boingo xD

Granted. They're so big you can't fit anywhere.

I wish for a blanket. (That isn't disease ridden.)


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Re: You wish with a Twist
« Reply #758 on: March 17, 2015, 03:24:25 PM »
Granted. It's the thinnest blanket you've ever seen, though, and it's on fire, so it burns in 18 seconds.


I wish for a jersey that says "i dont give a krap".
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Re: You wish with a Twist
« Reply #759 on: March 17, 2015, 06:32:04 PM »
Granted.  You win a date with Chris Cristie's publicist.

I wish for a pretty woman in a Princess Leia slavegirl outfit.

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Re: You wish with a Twist
« Reply #760 on: March 17, 2015, 09:35:38 PM »
Granted. But she's not a slave, YOU are now a slave. So, you have to do anything she asks for the rest of your life.



I wish for a whale.
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Re: You wish with a Twist
« Reply #761 on: March 18, 2015, 05:57:25 PM »
Granted. A banshee wails at you.

I wish to be the greatest actor in history.

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Re: You wish with a Twist
« Reply #762 on: March 19, 2015, 05:58:56 PM »
Granted, but you only do one film before dying.

I wish for more sleep.


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Re: You wish with a Twist
« Reply #763 on: March 19, 2015, 06:15:39 PM »
Granted. Here's an apple.
If that doesn't work, try the spindle on this spinning wheel.
If that still isn't working for you, go stand over in those poppies near the emerald city.

I wish to be big and strong.

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Re: You wish with a Twist
« Reply #764 on: March 19, 2015, 09:59:19 PM »
Granted, but you're so big, you can't fit anywhere, so you die.
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