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The All New Xbolt Z 90001X
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June 18, 2016, 06:51:39 PM »
We all know the Xbolt Z 90001X is the most wonderful automobile ever created by man (especially if you use the proper English pronounciation of "Z")
It is so fabulous that all its amazing features can not be described in just one pitiful car commercial ...
... BUT HERE WE SHALL TRY!
Let's tell the world about the best automobile ever made! Let's describe every feature from its rich hand sewn Corinthian leather bucket seats to its gold and titanium polution free exhaust pipe!
Ladies and gentlemen.
Let's describe the Xbolt Z 90001X!
1.) It goes from 0 to 60 MPH is 5.3 seconds.
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June 18, 2016, 08:02:15 PM »
2.) It comes with an optional electric convertible top!
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3.) It has a five speaker quadrophic stereo sound system with 8 track tape.
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June 19, 2016, 12:56:12 PM »
4.) Optional autonomous driving mode!
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June 19, 2016, 03:54:34 PM »
5.) It has the latest version of Whaleware installed, without automatic updates so you don't get bothered by popups.
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June 19, 2016, 06:48:57 PM »
6.) Available Doom Automap display, with IDDT modes to show nearby traffic and secret areas in your city (also includes intermission screen to tally up how you did: Useful for speedrunning! Compare your RushHour-Max times with your friends.).
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June 19, 2016, 11:41:26 PM »
7.) Full PWAD support, load everything from Brutal Driver to the Chex Road skin pack!
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June 20, 2016, 10:06:52 AM »
8.) It gets 753 miles to the gallon. (less if you turn the engine on)
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June 20, 2016, 08:34:36 PM »
9.) Comes with BASIC pre-installed, with a pull out keyboard for quick programming when you're stuck in traffic jams.
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10.) Has a built in Chex dispenser.
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Re: The All New Xbolt Z 90001X
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Quote from: Boingo the Clown on June 20, 2016, 11:19:47 PM
10.) Has a built in Chex dispenser.
Pure win.
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June 21, 2016, 05:20:48 PM »
11.) Does debugging, tells you what's wrong with your code instead of making you hunt it down.
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June 22, 2016, 09:29:42 PM »
12.) It will never threaten to stab you, and in fact, cannot speak
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Re: The All New Xbolt Z 90001X
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June 23, 2016, 06:36:41 PM »
13: Comes with XBOX 360 w/ Jasper chip to prevent RRODs and Whaleware CPU!
P.S I know where this idea came from.
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Re: The All New Xbolt Z 90001X
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June 24, 2016, 03:13:10 PM »
14.) Has a built-in spore shield that prevents fungal spores from getting inside your car. No help from the outside, though.
P.S. I bet you don't know where THIS came from?
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