The Last Post Wins VI!!!!!!!

[Awesomedude249]

I win!

Yes, I do win. That is correct.

[Boingo the Clown]

I win.

[Nomekop]

I don't get it, no-one has won the war, they have only won small scale skirmishes.

Like I have, just now.

[DestroyedEDGE]

į̶̥̝̙̞̟̪̱̙̱̮̘̙̪͋̔̌̐ ̶̼̹̎̋̐̃w̶̨̨̯̫̙̜̗̝̰̺̽̇͋̾̂̈̓̀́̓̕ͅi̶͓͋̓̒͛̾̕n̶̖͍̊̃̇̔́́̾̓͘.̷̫̬͖̘͈̱̱̙͈͇̊̊͗̉̇͆̏̀́̽̓̕͘ ̸̨̡̬͔̩̦͔̻̠̫̣͙͓́͋̒͆́̂͌́́̍̒̀̈́͠y̵̢̞̑̃̓̕ô̵̠͖͍̟͕̞̲̲̓̂̉͌͝ù̷̳͍͈̫͇̈̄́͗́̒͑̚̕̚͠ ̵̡̛̪̪̙͎̩̌̓̏̿͑͌̉̅̓̉͐͘̕͜͝f̵̮̭͍̟̻̯̪̖͇̰̳͚̪͈̭̿́́̆̒͆͘͘͝á̷͓̓͗͋͋̒̉͌̄̆̏͒̚͝ḯ̶̼̖͔͕̎͝l̵̯̃̓͊̽̀̅̒̈́̚̕.̴̢̨̧̛͉̙̙̻̘̟̫͚̞̩͐̇́̀̃̽̅̈́̿̓͝͝ͅ ̷͐̌͋̇̊̑͊̏̓͠ͅP̷̢̧̣̲̫̱̹̪̼̫͓͗̑̂͑̓̀͗͋̉̌̿l̵̨̫̹̪̜͇̥̗̻͖͔̟̂͂͆̌̀͑́̑̒̿͋͜͝͝e̸̠̞͈̟̪̮̘̮̰̒̾͗̿̅̚͠à̸̤̯̻̗͚̃s̵͍̳̱̄̀͒̈̇̇̅̊̇͌͘e̶̡̨͎̗͈͎͚͉̬͚̒͑̉̅̀̂͐̕͠ ̶̨̛̻̯̮͚͈͈͕͇̻̲̹͈̀̄̑̓̈͆̇̍͝d̶̡͍̠̘̤͇̫̹̝͉͂̓͂͂͗̑͛̚o̵̼͆̃̑͂͂̎̚̕̚ ̷̧͖̯̜̲̜͍͈̟̏̉̈͂͠n̴̻͇̟̈́̈́͜o̷̢͔̟̭̝͛̓t̸͔̮̠̿ ̷̢̨̠̦̞̖͚̱̠̥̩̻̗̖̥͒̐̿̈́̔̒̔̑̍̊̋͘͠͝c̵̝̦̼͕̖̬̳̞̪̬̊̀͛͘o̸̢̮͔̲̰͇̠̺̯̟̟̅ͅp̵͍͍̽ỳ̴̧͙͚̹̯̙͍͛̽̌͠͝ ̸̡͇̲̖̤̗͊͐͐̽͊͗̆͊̎͋͆̅a̷̋̉̃̇̽͑̾͊̋̉͑͋̓͜͝n̴͙̮̣̭̾̈̅́͋͌̾̍̕͝d̸̜͉̠͙̲̙̂͒̚͠ ̸̮̺̭͔̉͒͌̆͘͜p̵̢̨̝̤͉̫̆̋̈̀͂͗͒̈́̅̑̓̆̈́̚a̸̯̫͚͉̻̳̹̬̰̝̱͋̑̈̀͘͝ṣ̴̨̡̡̰̜̳̬͉͙̫̗͚͇̟̏͑̒̀́̊̑̂͒̓͛͝t̴̨̮̜̮̤̠̟͐̈́͌́̑̒̑̓̕̚͠ę̶̡̫͇̓͌̃̉͆͋̒͗̎͑̎̀̕ ̶͚͈̦̲̦͗͜t̵̨͈̠̦͎̆̓̈́̏̔̈́͌͌̕̚h̴͇̺͗͌ͅí̵̢̛͇̜̻̹̟̯̝̽̂́͛̌̊̑͑̓̐̓̉̐s̸̢̤̙͙̲̰͍̳͔̽͐̄ ̶̧͓̘̫̼̯͚̻͕͔̰̹̞̝̯̾̃̃̀̃͛̈́̈́͆̇̉̕̕͝͝c̶̡̨̛̯̗̪͔͙̰̥̰̝̑͑̿̐̿̓̃͝͠ò̸̢̦̥̱̼̩̪̰͈̹ṗ̵̛̹͖̩̞̪͙̈́̈̈́͂y̴̢̢̺̭̣̥̝̤̙̭͎̭͚̖̆̌͆̐̈́͛̊͊͑̑́́̓̕ͅp̸̯̪̪͔͙̦͊̈̌̿̌̀̅̋̉͘͝͝ͅa̶̭̼̺̯͓͇̲̞̎̿̎̄͜ͅṣ̵̭̬͇͓͇̙̭̎͊̏̕t̴̡͚̙̱̜̹͍̫͕̲̰̮̻̿ả̸̠͍̤̥̍͂̏̈́̚͠.̶̯̖͔̻̗̺̼̞̩̣͙̖̱̭̂̐̊͌̋̑͑͂̈̌̿͒͝͠ ̷̳̜͔͕͒̊͌̀̑́͐̌̊̀̔̒̚͝Ȋ̷̜̬͖͉̱̖̣̫̣̉́̂͋̕͝t̷̨̧̛͉͚̺͔̺̞̺̂̍͋̀̋̋̆̀́̇͝ͅ ̴̢̧͈͖̻̦͉͈̠͍̰̳̜̈́͊̓͆̽́̍͋̒̕i̵͕̖̳̱̦̘̻̣̠̭̗̻̯̇̆͑̀̔͑̐̓́̔̉̿̊͝s̶̜̙̀̇̽ ̴̯̄̓͊̓p̵̞͉͓̲̝̫͎̠̗̜̘͚̰̻̀͜r̶̛̼̦̊̈́̒̆̀̒̈̂̈́͑͛̎͝ͅͅo̶͎̖̺̞̪͕̦͖̘̦̤̤̠͇̅̈́t̵̡̩͔̺̥̯̗̗͇̞͕̝̫̍̌̓̌̕͠e̸̮̳̦͙̞̓͆̆̆̌́̒̀̀̀̀̍c̷̨̪̯̭͖̬̣̞͓̥̥̈́́͋͂̔̈́͋̽̅̃͘̕͜͝͠͠t̵̢̳̗̖̱͎͚̬̪̥͕̼̰̭̚e̵͉̗̝̬̰̻͉̩̮͕͚̯̓̌̉̈́̊͜d̴̺͗͋̅̍ ̸̠͇͈̗͛̆̾̒͊̈́̌͊̏͘͜b̴̳̥͚̣̣̦̰̯̣͎͋͂̈́̏̋̄̔͛̐̋̌̕y̶̢̺͕̱͍͇̦͔̕ ̴̭̺̺̱̣̮̯̑ͅf̸̰̟͎̯̆̕͝ͅe̶̡̡̛̮̱͋͊̎̈̏̀͐̅̓̌̕ͅd̷̢̞͕̫̞͉̺̪̻̈́́͜ë̴̢̢̤̺͎͖̬̲̼̲̤́̐̆͂̐̌͑̌̕̚r̶̡̲̮̘̫̙̙͖̘̖̍͂̈́̂͋̅̉̃͌͛̓͠ã̵̢͎͉̦̞͔̳̦̗͚̣̾͝l̸̡̻̭̺̪͉̖̹̼̝̺̹̝̘̒̎̾̋̑͝ ̷̼͇͇̘̂͛͑̍͌̑̀̏̈̈́̈̚̕͝l̵̼͚̩͌͌̅̈̓͋͆̅̃̿̀̂͂̓̀ͅa̴̡̹̺̫̥͇͕̖̙̼̓́̿̊͛̿̾͆̅͊͘l̸͓͈̬̩͉͊́̑̈́́̉̋̓̐̅̓̕͜ḁ̸̛̲͓͚͎̒̂͐͘ͅ.̷̻̠̫̥͈͎̼̊̈́̓̑̀͘͜͝w̵̡͚͓͇̯͍͚̺̉̄̓̀̅͆͛̆͠.̸̢̛͙̯̇̃͋̑͊̌̏̃̃́̀͂͘͘ ̸̱̬͙̳̮̟̱̮͈̙̉̿̚͜Ȋ̷̡̨̯̞̞̳͌͂̈̒́͝f̶̻͌̽̄͌̑̔̐̓̍̆̑̊̏͝ ̶̫̾͒̈́̑̅͗̏̇̀̇͌͠y̵̡̡͍̱͔̜̞̳̻͒̂̀̾̌͊̈́͑̚͘ö̸̧͔͖̪̹̥̰̭̬͓̩̝̤̝́̆̈́͝ͅu̸̡̧̨͇̤̪̣͈̟̬͙͋͆̆̌͋̿̔͊̈̀̒͠ͅ ̶͙̘͝c̵̥̟̯̰̬̪͍̺̤̈́̉͒́͌́̐͒̈̎̑̄͋̓͜͝o̶̧̱͚̳͆̎̍̈̃͆́̈́͋̕̚͠p̶̠̫̤̯̲̹̹̙̤̯͖̐y̷̪̹͊ ̵̗̣͈͎̈́͆͋̓̽̎̉̾͗̆́̕̕̕͠ǎ̴̫̻͓n̸͈̊́̓̂̾̏͆̃͆̚͘͝d̷͇͖̻͇̳͕̼̼͐̇͜ͅ ̶̬̔͗̉p̷̨̘̭̺̣̭̞̱̪̲̩̻̫͓̓͐́̋̇͂̈́̾̀̕͠͝a̴̬͉̥͔̙͂̏̽͌͗̽̊̉s̸̭̦̹͒̊̆͑t̵̩̩̦͓̯̏͆̑̍̃͑̑̓̄̊̓̒̕͘é̶̫̥̺͈̳͔̟̲̺̅͒ ̶̱̩̣͖̜͑̐̈́̏͆̽̕͜i̶̢͓̩̙̤̜͌̋̓̀̉̒̄̈́̕͝͝ṯ̴̛̘̟̪̟̹̞͖̏̈́̀̊̈͐̂̀̈́̍͐̊̅͊͜͜,̶̞̈́̕ ̶̛̜̩̣̟̖̥̲̼̣̩͕̪́̐̿͑̀͐̆͜ͅy̷̲̦̯̭̰͇̗̤̟̥̼̫̔̅͒̍̅̒̏̆̈́̓̃͂̈́͘ŏ̷̡̡̡̗̮̦̻̠̮̙̞̽̍͝u̴͕͘ ̶̧̢̛̤͇̦͍͎̰̑̈͌͂͗̀͛̎̌͑͘͝͝w̴̢̩͇̥̣͚̙̟̑̎̎͘͠ỉ̵̛͉̪͙̦̯̺͖̾͊̏̃̔͜l̷̝̩̖̹̮̮̘̲̭̪̅́͂̎́ͅl̴̤̘̖̥̤̠͔̳͙͔̿̇̓̆̚ ̸͎͉̦̬̣̹̤̮͙̰̥͙̝̝̰͒̽͑͑́̍̋̉͗͊̏̌̆̄̈́b̴̡̧̤̩̻̝̦̮͉̣̆ͅȩ̵̮̲̤̲̟̮͍̂ ̸̡̡̦̹͈͔̙̥̖͈̪̟͐̐̽̇̋å̶̬͖͉̯̭̟̟̊̓͐t̵͕̖̦̮̙̗̦͙̬̜̤̾̽̀̈́̎̊͜ţ̷̺̲͕̈́̌̋̓̏͋̋̐̈̚͝ͅa̷̺̘̰̥̹̦̣̟͕͛̾̄̀͗c̷̛̫̗̣͍̩͈͈̠͈̿ͅķ̸̛̌̌͊́̅̔̐͋͊͗̆̅ȩ̶̡͍͙͕͙̜̯̖̬̣͎͓̏̈́͗̈̿͆̆͐̈͐͠͝ͅd̶̨̫͔̜̘̤̥̮̲̉̅̋̋̔̈̓̋̉́ ̶̲̘͍͙͂͛̇̄̈́͒̌̄͑͝ḇ̸̛̛̳͗͑͑̓̕͠y̴̧͉͕̩͍̿̔͐̀͑̊̍̕ ̴̤̮̑̾̉̋͆̓̍̏͗̉͗̾ͅa̵̡̫̱͚̜̳͕̭͐̒̈́͑͊̀̌͘͝ ̶̻̩̺͔̲̱̱̟̖̫̼͑̂̽́̇̂͒̔̈́͘͘͜͝ͅḩ̸͙̮̘̗̹͌̃͐̌̽͋ị̵̝͔̙͕͈̜̰̭̭̍̀͋̊͆̌͘͜͝ģ̷̢̛̥̬͍̝̩̟͕͈̖̞̗̙̝̿́̓͗́̊͋̋͌̚͝h̷̢̠͇͍̭̺̬̹̲̔͌̓̉l̷͈̮̙̞̫̚y̸̢̧̫̳̥̰͙͇̖̼̪̥͎͉̣͊̒̿͒͠ ̴͙͉̠̤̾͌̌̕͜͝͝t̷̢̢̘̣͓͕̺͙͖̻̪̪͐̎̈́̈́ŗ̴̡̧̨̬̞͓͓̪̯̳̂̽̄ͅä̵̡̜͖̺̤̫̩͈̘͓̩̩͓̆͆̿̀͗͂̂͊͛́̾͘̕͝ỉ̸̧̧̟̦̗̬͈͓̣̤̯͊̿́̊̀͘͠n̷̡͍͖̳̺̺̝̮̦̲̙̝̥̠̑̐́̈͑̊͂̇̒̔̆̇̍͝ȩ̶̢̲̫͚̝̺̟̂͛̂͊̈͌̒̔̓͆̄̕̕͝ḑ̷̨̪͕͙͕͔͚͓̳̬̊̀̓͆̄̓̋̏̓͗̒̕͝ ̷̧̛̛͙͔̥̗̤͖͕͍̼̹̹̽͂̾͊̒͑̈́͐͂͐͘g̵̢͎̱̩͙̱̫̦͚̥̜͕͐́̈́̾̍̚o̴̥̙̗̜͕̺͕̯̻̩̾̑̓̍͒̎̓̅͗̃̾̈́͘͝ṛ̸̢͔̳̘̭̮̯̹̳̮̬̋̅̈́̔̌̉͗̂̽̕͜ŕ̸͎͈̩̗̑̍̂i̴͓̼̮͖͉͈̜̼͍͆̐̃̀̎̓͐̎̄̌̚̕̚

[Boingo the Clown]

I am the king of pesto on your copy pasta.

I win.

[DestroyedEDGE]

My pies say I win.

I am the king of pesto on your copy pasta.

I win.

There is no pesto on my copy pasta, so I win.

[Boingo the Clown]

There are four and twenty blackbirds baked in your pie, so  your pie doesn't count.

I win.

[DestroyedEDGE]

There are also 420  s in your last post, so I win.

[Boingo the Clown]

That's what you think. 

I win.

[DestroyedEDGE]

O RLY? ??
(btw I win)

[Boingo the Clown]

Yes.  Really.

I win.

[Replica]

Please, I am the clear winner.

[Boingo the Clown]

You are not clear--only translucent.

I win.

[Replica]

You have no proof of that. I win because I have proof.

[Boingo the Clown]

You must have been drinking 80 proof if you believe that.

I win.