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The Groaner Thread, New Edition
« on: March 25, 2019, 11:53:06 PM »
About a year before New DooM shut down, I created a thread called "The Groaner Thread" for users to write down their own original jokes and funny stories.

In honour of that thread, I am going to start a new thread to do more of the same.

There are only two rules (aside from the usual rules of this forum):

1.) Each joke must be an original joke  by you--NOT a joke you heard on TV or heard from one of your friends.  It must be one of your own.

2.) It must be a groaner.

Okay?

Are you ready?

Here goes!


  • Today I made a flower necklace out of corn chips.
    I call it my "Frito Lay".


  • Q. How many times did the German man say "No"?

    A. Nine.


  • Conan got tired of swinging a sword around and decided to go to hairdressing school.
    Now he's Conan the barber.


  • Q. Why was the boat upside down in the hat shop?

    A. He was getting his cap sized.



Knock yourselves out!

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The Groaner Thread, New Edition
« on: March 25, 2019, 11:53:06 PM »

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Re: The Groaner Thread, New Edition
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2019, 08:57:51 PM »
What do you call someone who does massages for a living? A massage-ynist.
Remind me — Avengers Infinite Warfare was about the Justice League teaming up with the Galaxy Quest crew to stop that Thanos guy from Fortnite from collecting the 7 chaos emeralds and activating the Ark, right? Really is the boldest crossover in film history.

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Re: The Groaner Thread, New Edition
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2019, 03:57:28 PM »
Q.  What is the best US state to greet a Japanese person in?

A.  Ohio.

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Re: The Groaner Thread, New Edition
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2019, 10:02:47 AM »
Q.) What do you call a wig made for a Chinese dog?

A.) A sharpei toupé.
« Last Edit: June 08, 2019, 10:16:56 AM by Boingo the Clown »

 


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