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The Groaner Thread, New Edition
« on: March 25, 2019, 11:53:06 PM »
About a year before New DooM shut down, I created a thread called "The Groaner Thread" for users to write down their own original jokes and funny stories.

In honour of that thread, I am going to start a new thread to do more of the same.

There are only two rules (aside from the usual rules of this forum):

1.) Each joke must be an original joke  by you--NOT a joke you heard on TV or heard from one of your friends.  It must be one of your own.

2.) It must be a groaner.


Are you ready?

Here goes!

  • Today I made a flower necklace out of corn chips.
    I call it my "Frito Lay".

  • Q. How many times did the German man say "No"?

    A. Nine.

  • Conan got tired of swinging a sword around and decided to go to hairdressing school.
    Now he's Conan the barber.

  • Q. Why was the boat upside down in the hat shop?

    A. He was getting his cap sized.

Knock yourselves out!

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The Groaner Thread, New Edition
« on: March 25, 2019, 11:53:06 PM »

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Re: The Groaner Thread, New Edition
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2019, 08:57:51 PM »
What do you call someone who does massages for a living? A massage-ynist.
Remind me Avengers Infinite Warfare was about the Justice League teaming up with the Galaxy Quest crew to stop that Thanos guy from Fortnite from collecting the 7 chaos emeralds and activating the Ark, right? Really is the boldest crossover in film history.


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