Author Topic: A look at BRAND X  (Read 3071 times)

Offline Zorchdude

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A look at BRAND X
« on: August 10, 2008, 02:39:18 PM »


Brand X is the hoopy O's that make you think 'WTF was that?' when you eat it. Or should I say, bite it and swallow. It is totally unedible, and makes anyone throw up when they eat it. Except for Chukker Norris, who simply stated 'Not my worst meal when you've been to a Wally's' and walked off calmly. There is a rumour that every 5 years the workers at the Brand X have a mass-layoff a week before they die of radioactivity overdose. Makes sense, when you read the ingredients- 'Plutonium and crushed soggy bread for your maximum health benefits! Do not consume too much.' Some of the Xians have redeemed themselves in life and have become scientists. This, of course, is not enough of them for production to be dented. They never sell but they keep on making them anyways.

PS: Wally's is a parody of Wendy's.
« Last Edit: August 10, 2008, 02:41:07 PM by Zorchdude »
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Re: A look at BRAND X
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2008, 12:23:43 AM »


There is a rumour that every 5 years the workers at the Brand X have a mass-layoff a week before they die of radioactivity overdose.

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« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2008, 12:28:39 AM »
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Re: A look at BRAND X
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2008, 05:04:14 AM »
Too large in DooM. Also, what IS that in the bowl? Flying sparky things?
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« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2008, 07:47:20 PM »
the flying sparky things are  Xs.

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